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6448721 No.6448721 [Reply] [Original]

After years of research and asking the right people the right questions, I have come to the conclusion that cucumber is not a real vegetable. Unlike what the agriculture industry tells you, cucumber is more of a state of vegetable than a vegetable on its own.

This may sound crazy, but hear me out. I'm sure you've all noticed that the longer you leave a vegetable or fruit in the fridge, the more it starts tasting like cucumber. Therefore, it's not too far off to conclude that cucumbers are simply over-refrigerated other vegetables and fruits, which are sold to you at an artificially high price to make a profit.

If you're still sceptical, ask yourself, have you ever seen a cucumber in the wild? No? Do you know anyone who has ever seen a cucumber in the wild? Probably not.

The cucumber conspiracy is real.

>> No.6448726

>>6448721
>If you're still sceptical, ask yourself, have you ever seen a cucumber in the wild?

Yes

>> No.6448729

>>6448726
How Can Cucumbers Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?

>> No.6448737

>>6448721
what the fuck are you even talking about?

>> No.6448744

Cucumbers are fruit.

>> No.6448745

>>6448721

Cucumbers can't melt stale beans

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>>6448745

>> No.6448791

I laughed, thanks OP.

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6448799

Cucumbers are just nature's dildos. I don't think anyone actually eats them.

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>>6448799
>dubs and bundubs

>> No.6448840

>>6448721
After I got shipwrecked 60 years ago I ended up on an island and the only form of vegetation was cucumber. It was my main form of sustenance for 2 years. I used it to hunt. I built a hut from it. I had sex with it. I made a raft from it. How dare spout your propaganda on here.

The only god I pray to now is long, green, and phallic.

>> No.6448843

>>6448799
I love them sliced with salt and a little ground pepper.

>> No.6448846

>>6448799
>dubs
>bundubs

checked and eaten

>> No.6448911

>>6448799
Cucumber slices with a little salt on top. Eaten separately from but at the same time as cold plain yogurt.

Iranian summer snack.

>> No.6449028 [DELETED] 

upboat dis thread for randum xD

>> No.6449382

>>6448911
you forgot

>wa la

>> No.6449394

cucumber is a of melon

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6449449

>>6448799
Hory shet

>> No.6449465

>>6449394
Polan bal is of beink korekt

>> No.6449476

>>6448799
I prefer carrots. You can get them in various sizes and cucumbers are a bit too big for some.

>> No.6450588

>>6448744

/thread

>> No.6450611

>>6448721
My gran used to grow cucumbers.

>> No.6450935

>>6448721
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as a cucumber, is in fact, PKL/Cucumber, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, PKL plus Cucumber. A Cucumber is not a vegetable system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning PKL system made useful by the PKL core, shell mouthfeel and vital vegetable components comprising a full Vegetable as defined by the FDA.

There really is a Cucumber, and these people are using them, but it is just a part of the system they use.

>> No.6451113

I'm with OP on this one.

>> No.6452196

what the hell

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6452330

cucumbers are marine animals