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ITT: Foods too hot for you, just ate pic, yow!

>> No.6436707

Taco Bell. Sets my mouth on fire. I can't even eat it without sauce.

>> No.6436714
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>>6436701

too spicy, mane'

>> No.6436723
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6436723

Just ate picrelated. Im dying

>> No.6436732
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6436732

I went to this fancy-shmancy joint and the bastards served black pepper ice cream, I couldn't feel my mouth for a week.

>> No.6436733

>go outside to take a nature walk
>gust of wind hits me, face turns red and my body temperature spikes up
>go into medical shock and start convulsing violently then collapse

>> No.6436776

>>6436733
>walk to kitchen
>slight breeze from walking too fast
>I burst into flame

>> No.6436780
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6436780

oo oo oo

>> No.6436782
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6436782

>/ck/ "humor"

>> No.6436785
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6436785

Help, I tried putting this on my McDonald's leftovers when I microwaved them and now my house is literally on fire

>> No.6436799

>>6436782
The humor is that he's a disturbing looking faggot and sticks his tounge out to lap up food like a damn reptile, even funnier... he does it on camera.

>> No.6436808
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6436808

Hey /ck/ I bought one of these and it melted steel beams.

>> No.6436817
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>>6436808
That's nothing. Once I bought one of these and everything was on fire

>> No.6436841
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>>6436808
>>6436817

niggas don't know about chillers'

>> No.6436888

MEMES
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>> No.6436935

wellmemedthread/10

>> No.6436971
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>>6436888
chonk'd

>> No.6436973

>>6436888
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>> No.6436983

>>6436888
kek “( ‾ʖ̫‾),”

>> No.6438230
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>> No.6438236

Anything with barbeque flavoring or any barbeque hot. The spicyness tingles and burns the back of my throat; it gets so sore that I can't eat solid foods for a couple days.

>> No.6438241

>>6438236
sauce*

>> No.6438248
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>> No.6438254
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6438254

the spicy bird from umami burger. this shit is so hot I had to drink 4 glasses of water. no joke.

>> No.6438259
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>> No.6438289
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Hot hot hot

>> No.6438293

>>6436780

Jesus fucking christ, is that even legal?

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>> No.6438396

>>6438289
Actually it could be hot.

Ouch! Burn.

>> No.6438424

No joke Franks original hot sauce gives me molten lava shits

>> No.6438426
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6438426

burned me up but damn was it tasty as fuck

>> No.6438436

>>6438426
What the actual fuck am I looking at? It looks like years of inbreeding between pinecones, shits, and pigs.

>> No.6438442

>>6438426
did you eat fucking mold?

>> No.6438454

>>6438426
Is this a lovecraftian horror?

>> No.6438464

>>6438426
is that tripe?

>> No.6438465

>>6438426

wtf man?

>> No.6438829
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6438829

Hot! Hot! HOT!

>> No.6439551

>>6438426
is that like a balut egg or whatever the fuck? looks too big.

>> No.6439688
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6439688

Ate some Haggis. Just made it out of the death room by a second

>> No.6440222

>>6436799
No, the humor is he's a jew and eat's so many foods that jew's aren't allowed to eat, like camel dick.

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>>6439688
>that image
Oh god I cringe everytime someone is like "yea bro I'm Irish" (american) but really your ancestor came to America almost 200 years ago and your bloodline is so muddled in other nationalities you're basically 1/64th Irish and the only thing you're clinging on to is your ultra common Irish last name.

>> No.6440259

>>6440247
Damn nigga getting salty as fuck. A lot of people in the UK and Europe import US sperm for artificial insemination so its not like your nationalities are safe anyway.

>> No.6440267

>>6440259
bullshit they do. who the fuck wants american semen?

>> No.6440269
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>>6440267
I can see why they would

>> No.6440275

>>6440267
not all british have bad teeth, and americans have their own host of rampant genetic diseases, addiction, high blood pressure, heart disease, depression, etc. this just doesnt make sense at all from any angle (dog breeder here, accustomed to thinking in terms of genetics)

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>>6436732
Holy fucking shit I was at a beach resort last summer and I got this, I didn't know what it was or what it would taste like but it sounded fancy.

>> No.6440284

>>6440275
whoops this was supposed to be reply to >>6440269

>> No.6440550
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6440550

Spiciest shit I've ever had. Made a batch for my son. He took one sip, started crying, laying on the ground heaving. I tried it to see what the heck he was talking about. It not only burned my tongue but also damaged my intestinal track. Never again.

>> No.6440562

s4s pls return to the night

>> No.6440776
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>>6438426
what am I even looking at? looks like mold with a human nose attached to it

>> No.6440846

>>6438464
It's tripe. Someone made it for a raw dog treat or something.

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>> No.6441184

FOH

>> No.6441238

>>6440550
top notch keks

>> No.6443020

>>6441238
>>6441184
>>6441175
>>6441171
>>6440846
>>6440776
>>6440562
>>6440550
>>6440284
>>6440276
>>6440275
>>6440269
>>6440267
>>6440259
>>6440247
>>6440222
>>6439688
>>6439551
>>6438829
>>6438465
>>6438464
>>6438454
>>6438442
>>6438436
>>6438426
>>6438424
>>6438396
>>6438348
>>6438293
>>6438289
>>6438259
>>6438254
>>6438248
>>6438241
>>6438236
>>6438232
>>6438230
>>6436983
>>6436973
>>6436971
>>6436935
>>6436888
>>6436841
>>6436817
>>6436808
>>6436799
>>6436785
>>6436782
>>6436780
>>6436776
>>6436733
>>6436732
>>6436723
>>6436714
>>6436707
Fucking memers get out of my thread

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>>6438248
>>6438232
>>6438230
>>6438259
>>6441171
>>6441175

>> No.6444019

>>6436701
>cool ranch doritos
>too hot
wot. i dont eat that shit any more but i dont remember them being even remotely spicy

>> No.6444028

>>6436701
these are gross. i don't know how any one can like them. they cut my mouth and taste bad. I'm a bisexual girl btw.

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>>6444019

>> No.6444716

>>6444019

They're mostly salty but the flavors include garlic, onion, buttermilk, which provides a lot of tanginess and a little bit of non-heat spiciness.