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If Chipotle started serving lengua, would ugly unemployed neckbeards start going there, or would the presence of busy, successful, attractive people who wear well fitting clothes that flatter their athletic bodies be too upsetting?

>> No.6409838
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>>6409834

>> No.6409852
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,no prob just same low class fags that always go there

>> No.6409861

>>6409834
If your concept of successful people is the office drones who eat at Chipotle I'm very happy not to live where you do.

>> No.6409871

>>6409861
>muh streetwear
>muh bape
>muh pending rap album

Good luck my basketball american friend

>> No.6409881

gb2 /n/

meet me in the emily batty thread

>> No.6409884

>>6409834
>serve lengua tacos
>attract "better" clientele

Maybe they should start serving tacos de sesos to attract illegal alien day laborers?

>> No.6409887

>>6409871
>implying bape camo isn't with the shits
>implying Travis $cott's album isn't going to be hot fire

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>>6409884

Illegal alien day laborers are what keep our economy alive so we can have enough surplus to lavish upon qt3.14 avg chipotle customers so they will ride bicycles in spandex for our delight and amusement.

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>>6410005
>Illegal alien day laborers
>keep our economy alive

No.

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>>6410019

Yes.

>> No.6410543

>>6409887
bape is for middle school
travis scott is boring

>> No.6410552

Who is this seed steed?

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>>6410552

A virtual CGI sports idol created by scientists at Taiyo Yuden. She was born to a mountain biking family in the town of Uncanny Valley and she spends her days rubbing her perfect butt against a Selle San Marco racing saddle and sweating perfect, precious jewels of sweat.

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>>6410572
Oh I forgot to say, also food and cooking.

>> No.6410630

>implying Chipotle isn't frequented by the most grotesque, overweight and entitled people you can imagine

I work at one, and I do see a lot of healthy people, but the overwhelming majority of people get offended when you don't drown their food in sour cream.

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>>6410630

I'd fill her taco with my sour cream, if you get my meaning

>> No.6410775

This thread is just further establishing why I don't get the love for blonde chicks.

>> No.6410784

>>6410754
no one understands you faggot

>> No.6411735

>>6409834
>attractive
The other day some 250lb landwhale plotted up to the counter in front of me and asked for a burrito bowl with no beans or rice to be healthy.

I assume her diabeetus or she's an idiot for paying $8-something for that 'salad' or both.

>> No.6411742

>>6411735
Oh to add, she got the guac and sour cream.

>> No.6411747

http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/04/chipotle-is-an-acceptable-first-date-location.html

>> No.6411750

>>6410775
I'm w/ you but sometimes I just want them. They look super clean. But I love those dark tan and brown girls just tew much. My mind makes them dirty sluts no matter how proper or pretty they are.

>> No.6411976

>>6410543
*great
honestly though, travis is my favorite rapper right now
agree with you on bape though

>> No.6412854

>>6411747
This is probably true if you're a 20 year old CUNY student

>> No.6412887

I'm bothered by the fact that no one has pointed out the food stuck in her teeth.

0/10 would not bang

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Did someone say CUNY?

>> No.6413090

>>6411735
>>6411742
Well, removing the tortilla and rice would save a lot of empty calories. She'd get an ok amount of protein too. Should have left the beans on and not gotten sour cream, though.
But you know anon, maybe she used to be a 300 pound land whale and is now a 250 pound land whale and this is a cheat meal for her. At least she's actively trying to be less fat.

>> No.6413103

>>6413049
go back to /tv/, we don't welcome your kind here

>> No.6413142

>>6409871
Not him, but I make $65k a year and I go to work in a a nice comfy sleeping shirt and sweatpants. Biopharma for the win.

>> No.6413898

>>6413142
Is that supposed to be a lot?

>> No.6414701

>>6413142
Are you the janitor for a biotech? Our assistants make 95k plus a benefits package worth more per year than every dime I earned in college. I have to dress nice though, so maybe you the edge.

>> No.6414768

>>6409834
I don't like lengua, it's like a shittier version of clam and I don't want clam in my burrito.

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Powerful successful women eat at Chipotle

Weak unsuccessful men eat at holes in the wall

>> No.6416981

Bump.

>> No.6416992

>>6414768
I'd put my burrito in that clam.

>> No.6416998

>>6416981
Why a bump? If the discussion is finished just let it die.

>> No.6417353

>>6409834
they'd have to start serving cabeza too to get my business

>> No.6417376

>>6409834
>unemployed
>spend money at restaurant
K

>> No.6417502

>>6416998
Who says it's finished? You?

>> No.6417512

>>6417353
they do?

>> No.6419275

>>6416998
Bump

>> No.6419388

Whats with all the chipotle hate? /ck/ turning into /r9k/ because they think theyre fucking special snowflakes?

yes Chipotle attracts a shitty crowd but the food is satisfying and its fast (depends how long the line is)

you fags need to get over yourselves

>> No.6419492

>>6409834
I still wouldn't eat there.
Even though I love lengua, I support local businesses as much as possible and stay the fuck away from corporations and chains as much as possible. Chipotle could start serving all their generic renditions of my favorite foods and I still wouldn't eat there. Our government isn't doing anything to help our economy, and one way we can is to support local businesses to help them grow and keep money within the community.

>> No.6419493

>>6419388
It's bland and overpriced.

>> No.6419519

>>6419388
I think the initial viraling a few years back which has led to the constant Chipotle meme threads in current times is enough of an egregious crime.

>> No.6419529

>>6419388

retarded faggots starting fake viral threads

>> No.6421603

>>6419388
Not liking fast food makes us an expert on mexican food