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>People who call Reese's Cups "REE-SEES cups"

>> No.6362473

>>6362472
Is this a southern thing? I've only met a few people call it that and they were from the south.

>> No.6362474

>>6362472
can I axe u a queschun?

y u gotta hate on the way i pronunciate tings?

>> No.6362478
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>>6362472
Iike a nice glass of melk to go with my Ree-sees pee-sees

>> No.6362481

>>6362478
I fucking hate the word, "melk."

>> No.6362490

>>6362474
because I am RIGHT and you are WRONG

NO DOING IT WRONG REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.6362494

:^) Quality thread, bros

>> No.6362500

>>6362472
>>6362474
>>6362478
>>6362481
I love the Australian accent, EXCEPT WHEN THEY FUCKING PUT R'S ON THE END OF THE RESPONSE "NO"
IT'S NOT NORRRR YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
FUCK, NUKE AUSTRALIA

>> No.6362627
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6362627

bru-shet-a

>> No.6362636

>>6362627
Bro-shit-uh

>> No.6362653

We go to the cinema. Brit limey bastards go to the cinemar.

>> No.6362663

>>6362653
>Brit limey bastards go to the cinemar
adding an R to the end of words that end with e and a is also common on the east coast

>> No.6362666

>>6362663
>>6362663
>bananer

>> No.6362699

>>6362627

its broo-sketta

>> No.6362708

>>6362500

Sometimes they sneak a Y in there too. "Noyr"

It's a damn two letter word, I don't know how they have so much trouble with it

>> No.6362715

>>6362666
>Enemar

>> No.6362716
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6362716

Wooster sauce.

>> No.6362721

Do you pronounces it "Rees is"?

>> No.6362730

>>6362666
>vaginar

>>6362663
>common to new england
FTFY

>> No.6362733
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6362733

>PRO-shoot
>Rolling the "r"

>> No.6362734

>>6362715
>coffee enemar

>> No.6362751

>>6362721
Do you know the name Reese?
Okay, good
How would you talk about things that person owns?

>> No.6362758

>>6362733
Disgusting ItaloAmerican bastardisations of proper Italian really get my goat.
>bruh-zhoot
No. It's proh-shoot-toh.
>r'gut
No. It's rii=koht=tah.
>moo-tzuh-relle
No. It's moht-tsah-rehl-lah.
>pro-vlone (to syllables, the second rhyming with "moan")
No. It's proh-voh-loh-neh.
>gah-bah-gool
No. It's kah-poh-kohl-loh. Alternately, it can also be kah-pii-kohl-lah.
>s'lahm
No. It's sah-lah-meh.
>br'zhol
No. It's brah-shoh-lah.
>zah-zeetch
No. It's sahl-seet-chah.
>gray-vee
No. It's sahl-sah. Alternately, it can be soo-goh.

>> No.6362760

hey bro lets go to chipolte
>chipolte
>chipoltay

>> No.6362834
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>>6362472
>tfw I pronounce them "REE-SEES"
>tfw I pronounce them "REE-SEES PEE-SEES"

It's not that uncommon at all where I live.

>> No.6363325

>>6362758
i like you

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6363340

>>6362478

>> No.6363344
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6363344

payeya

>> No.6363345

>>6362708
It's like stopping at a stop light, it's annoying having to floor it to make it before the line so you just ease into it and go over the line a bit and hope the police aren't watching

>> No.6363349

>>6362472
how are you supposed to pronounce it?
Im southern

>> No.6363357

>>6362758
the -nah in provlone has more to do with the accent
proh-voh-lone is perfectly fine. Honestly it sounds a bit autistic when people without an accent try to emphasize the last constant

>> No.6363364

>>6363344
pellula

>> No.6363366

>>6363349
See >>6362751

>> No.6363388

>>6363349

re ciz

>> No.6363426

>>6363357
I agree, but wanted to add one a little better known than what I originally wanted to put in (g'l'mahd... it's supposed to be 'calamaro' or 'calamari').

I guess it's better than TV cunts like Giada, Mario, Joe Bastianich and Rachel Ray and they're over-enunciation (with occasionally mispronunciation anyway because none of them are native speakers). The best of them (pronunciation-wise), believe it or not, is Rachel. She just pronounces Italian words with an American accent and doesn't try to hyperitalianise herself to do it. I kinda find her pronunciation of 'par-mee-jah-no reh-jee-ah-no' endearing.
The others try to put on a mantle of Italianism which ultimately falls apart as soon as they say something like "tagliatellette," which is a notoriously difficult word for foreigners to pronounce.
Not only does it have three geminated consonants (and gemination is almost entirely absent in English), but one of them is a soft L, as well. Soft L is generally unpronounceable to most non-Italians, so they'll say 'tah-ya-t'leh-tee' when it's 'tahl-l'a-tehl-leht-teh' with the apostrophe'd L signifying a soft L. To compensate for the inability to pronounce that word, I'd heard both Joe and Mario take a good two seconds to speak it, slowing down their speech to try to look in-the-know or something.
It's fucking annoying.

No one does this with French. Seems the only languages to commonly get the let-me-slow-down-and-call-attention-to-my-inability-to-pronounce-this-correctly treatment are Italian and Spanish. Fuck you Rick Bayless and everyone on TV with a surname ending in -ez.

>> No.6363689

>>6363349
>Reese's
Notice the 's as you would add to the end of a name to show possession of the object.
Remove the 's and you have: Reese
> Notice its resemblance to cheese.
You do not pronounce the e at the end of the word cheese, it becomes silent but an other e says its name.

Now put it back together:
> Reese's
It is that simple.

>> No.6363697

I've never heard anyone call it REE SEES
Why are you making shit up?

>> No.6366089

>>6363697
People where I live call it Ree-Sees alllll the time

>> No.6366091

>>6366089
Kick those people in the kidneys.

>> No.6366154

>>6362758
I would punch you in your adams apple if i met you

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>>6362760
chuh-pot-ull

>> No.6366176

>>6366154
Did that touch a nerve there, Guido? Go choke down some googat, gabagool and b'njet.

>> No.6366177

>>6362760
>chi-pot-lee

>> No.6366181

>>6362716
wor-sher-sher sauce

>> No.6366199

>>6366176
Right after i fuck your mother, she's my goomar

>> No.6366201

>>6366199
Are all greaseballs necrophiliacs or just you?

>> No.6366206

>>6366201
I dunno but her dead ass cheeks were like a nice jerky. Sliced that shit thin and sold it as salumi to foodie faggots in brooklyn

>> No.6366211

>>6366206
Well damn, Sonic, never thought you could wrap your spiky little head around the idea of enterprise. Good for you.

>> No.6366241

>>6362716
worchtasheer sauce

>> No.6366604

Sometimes when I see the word chipotle I whisper "kee-poh-tle" under my breath.

>> No.6366615

>>6362627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyl9TRVZ-2w

>> No.6366634

>>6362472

These are the same people that call chicken tenders... "tendies"

>> No.6366855

>taco BELL
>Mickey D's
>Jee-rows (Gyros)

I call McDonald's "M. C. Donald's"

>> No.6367048

>>6362834

What uncivilized third world nation do you call home?

>> No.6367058
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6367058

>Pop
>Coke

Filthy dumb flyover scum.

>> No.6367153

>>6367058
agreed, i dont know why people dont call it fizzy drink.

>> No.6369179

>>6362699
this

>> No.6369183

>>6367153
Everyone calls it fizzy drink where I come from. Except for old people and properly, incurably country folk, who call it minerals.

>> No.6369228

>>6367153
>>6369183
>fizzy drink

It's bubble tonic, you mongs.

>> No.6369243

>>6367153
>>6369183
>>6369228
it's prickly juice, idiots

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6369278

>>6362472

>> No.6370621

>>6362758
Used to put up with hearing some of these all the time at work. Especially "moot-tzuh-rrrelle" (rolled R).

>>6366855
>taco BELL

Oh boy, this one too. What reason would anyone have to stress the "bell" part?

>> No.6370683

>>6366855
I call 'McDonald's' either MacDo, Maccas or Mackers, depending on my mood.

>>6370621
What do you do for work that you're surrounded by ItaloAmericans? Do you sell bronzer and hairspray, lottery tickets or deli meats?

>> No.6370692

>>6362481
>>6362478
Kid I went to high school with had "mulk"

>mulk and cookie

>> No.6370699

>>6362758
yeah this is annoying.
something happened on the dago-mayflower where they all forgot how to pronounce the last vowel sound of words.

>> No.6370711

>>6370692
My wife pronounced it as "melk."

Bugged the hell out of me

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6372285

>>6370683
Line cook. Just by virtue of living in New Jersey, it's unavoidable.

>> No.6372360

Sriracha
sir-rach-ee

how does that even make sense. die in a hole

>> No.6372388

>>6370711
sorry to hear about your divorce

>> No.6372400

>>6372388
She and my two daughters were tragically lost. That happened 10 years ago and I've been drunk since. How I'm still alive is a mystery

>> No.6372427

CHUHPOLTAY

>> No.6372439

Wait, it's not pronounced ree-sees?

>> No.6372449

>>6363366
So rees-es?

>> No.6372450

I pronounce them rizzizzle cups ironically

>> No.6372451

>>6372388
>Getting divorced over someone having an accent
People from different locations pronounce things differently. More news at 11.

>>6372427
I always mentally switch the t and l in Chipolte.

>> No.6372463

>>6372451
I do the same for chipotle, it even happens in my mind unconsciously and it doesn't come up in normal circumstances, so I will never likely correct this fault.

>> No.6373671

>Coach is taking us Chi-pol-leh after practice.

>> No.6373799

>>6362758
Italian is an ugly language anyway.

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6373805

>>6362760
>Eating at that shit house.

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6373808

>>6367058
>Drinking soft drinks.

>> No.6373811

>>6373671
Pills here.

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>>6362716
What's-that-there-sauce?

>> No.6374423

>>6374414
Woor-shter sauce

>> No.6375624

>>6362715
Britbong here thats the correct and normal way to pronounce that word with regards to that sauce/use in food.

>>6366181

No americuk

>> No.6375902

>>6362472
>REE-SEES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnaMioYcWHE

>> No.6375937

>>6362653

>We go to the cinema. Brit limey bastards go to the cinemar.

what's that? You want me to attend a seminar?

>> No.6375947

>>6373808
Any drink that isn't alcoholic is a soft drink.

>> No.6375974

>>6370711
Does she also pronounce pillow as "pellow"

>> No.6376010

>>6370711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCuzM5XYc-c

>> No.6376066
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6376066

i can't fathom how someone would distort the pronunciation of a common word, a word that they use in every day conversation, simply to force a rhyme that doesn't exist.

it just hurts my brain. PIECES. you know how to pronounce the word 'piece' and it's obvious that the name of the candy is supposed to be a rhyme, so wouldn't common logic dictate the first word must be pronounced the same as the second? even if you have never heard the name reese, context clues and the fact that you know how to fucking pronounce 'pieces' should be enough.

i can't get my goddamn head around it. i work at a movie theater and literally 95% of customers who order them say "reesee peecees".

>> No.6376658

>>6367058

In the south those are all called coke. If you just say you want a coke you will be asked to specify or just be brought a Coca Cola.

>> No.6376662

>>6376658

calling all soda coke is worst of them all. there isn't a more offensive naming convention out there

i am sickened