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Why do girls pretend to like steak?

>> No.6323236

>>6323233
Why do guys save thumbnails?

>> No.6323244

>>6323233
same reason they pretend to kikelthecrest craft beer

>> No.6323246

>>6323244
Fucking Android autocorrect

I should have bought an iPhone

>> No.6323249
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>Never tried a steak before Monday (household run by vegetarian family, still at home but never bothered to buy meat besides sandwiches and shit out in town etc)
> asked to try it medium rare because that's what /ck/ keeps recommending
>waiter snorted under his breath
>started being a sarcastic and shit can't remember what he said exactly
>The steak I got looked nothing like the medium rare on the steak doneness chart
>had 1mm brown crust
>finished 3/4
Had a bug anyway but I can understand how OP exists

>> No.6323266

>>6323246
>I should have bought an iPhone
So you can have fewer features and a worse autocorrect, while having to take your phone to a store to reset it if it ever freezes?

>> No.6323503

My GF eats more steak than I do, she eats that shit blue too.
And shes only 5'2 and 115lbs

>> No.6323508

>>6323503
>lying about having a gf on the internet
I thought we were past this stage.

>> No.6323513

>>6323503
>5'2 and 115lbs
fat

>> No.6323531

>>6323233

For attention whoring purposes...

>be a few months ago
>my mother is on vacation and back in town
>one night decide to go to this hipster bar/restaurant
>food is ok
>alcohol is excellent
>some young student chicks come in
>you know the type that work in banks and generally just piss you off
>they order their food
>some of them get steak
>the next 5 minutes all we hear is shouting
>FOOD PORN
>OMG
>MUH PRESENTATION
>BETTER TAKE A PICTURE
>GOTTA UPLOAD IT TO TUMBLRINA
>remember all this happened at a fucking bar

So in conclusion they do it because that's all that women do - attention whore plain and simple.

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>>6323531

>>6323233

but for real where are you people from that anyone- man, woman, child- doesn't like steak?

are you fucking savages?

>> No.6323542

>>6323233
The same reason they pretend to like anything.
For attention.

>> No.6323641

That's enough, /r9k/, back to your basements now. We'll throw some poptarts and hot pockets down the stairs for you later.

>> No.6323651

>>6323641

Woman or beta as fuck cuck detected.

>> No.6323659

>>6323651
We said hush, go back to your containment boards

>> No.6323662

>>6323641
Maybe they need their piss jugs emptied.

>> No.6323664

>>6323641
You forgot my mountain dew, you whoreREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.6323669

>>6323659

I didn't realize /ck/ meant /cuck/

>> No.6323674 [DELETED] 

>>6323659

>hush

Woman detected. Enjoy your periods and lower salaries. :^)

>> No.6323741

>>6323266
Hold down the lock button to hard reset an iPhone.

>> No.6323762

>>6323508
>>6323513

Samefag

How does being unappealing to both sexes make you feel?

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>>6323233
weren't you just spamming /mu/?

>> No.6323774

>>6323531
>>FOOD PORN
>>OMG
>>MUH PRESENTATION
>>BETTER TAKE A PICTURE
>>GOTTA UPLOAD IT TO TUMBLRINA

I've never understood this. ONCE, I ran into something where I could understand taking a picture for posterity.
>visiting New Orleans for a wedding
>go to a highly-recommended oyster house
>get bananas foster cheesecake
>comes out as five big dollops of cheesecake, with squares of what would be crust components sticking out on top
>bananas and caramel drizzled all over

Seriously this was good presentation, my writing doesn't do it justice. That said I've never cared for presentation in general.
>b-but you eat with your eyes first
Yeah no, that myth is only perpetuated so people can charge you more. I guarantee you if you give someone the exact same dish just plopped onto a plate buffet-style they'll still eat it.

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>>6323266
I like it how the fanboy types manage to be simultaneously the most ignorant about technology AND have the strongest opinions

it's just a tool, little buddy. shave your neckbeard and take a bath, it might not be too late for you to escape wizard status.

>> No.6323815

>>6323774
I take pictures of my food if it looks good and save it so when I get hungry other days and am waiting for food, I like to look at pictures of nice food and tease myself a bit I guess.

So far the folder is at like 300+ images. Don't really show it to people though unless I'm discussing food with friends and am trying to describe a meal.

>> No.6323819

They bleed out of their cooter regularly and crave iron?

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>>6323774
I take pics of food at a restaurant in New Mexico that I drive through in the way to Telluride. I send them to people who love the restaurant but aren't with me. They look like this though.

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>>6323233
>>6323531
>>6323651
>why can't I hold all this rreeeeeeeeee

Is it just me or have the kissless NEETs increased their activity level quite a bit lately?

>> No.6323854

>>6323233
they only have to pretend because you can't cook

>> No.6323912

Yeah but at least they don't pretend to like Jazz like men.

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MFW Steak Pro got butthurt and deleted his thread.

>> No.6323995

>>6323831
>literally every girl I know loves steak, and I work in a day-care

Apparently calling out retarded gender-related bullshit makes you a SJW and a cuck. The fags on this website have gotten really vocal and nobody is willing to call them out on it.

>> No.6324000

>>6323995

they've always been vocal, anon.

>> No.6324020

This is a troll thread.

/b/ is leaking.

Every board now has a "why do girls pretend to like ___?" thread.

>> No.6324026

>>6324000
I think it's because of the use and mutilation of the term SJW. It's being thrown around as an insult but I mean, who doesn't want justice for the downtrodden in our society? The term has been hijacked by the crybaby tumblrinas and now wanting genuine equality among people in something to sneer at.

>> No.6324031

>>6324026

I have actually never seen a person actually call themselves a SJW, I have only ever seen that term on 4chan, and it's been around for awhile. The "problem" is the manchildren on here who scream, cry, DOXX and hack anything they don't agree with. There are much more of them than there are insane tumblrinas, but of course the people on here don't want to acknowledge that they're just as shitty, so they shit up the boards with a "them-or-us" mindset about a boogeyman that doesn't really exist.

>> No.6324038

>>6323995
>m-muh SJWs

Constant bitching about women is the other extreme anon. Take a breather from all the hate-mongering and chill. When you debate against a group of people to much you start to get used to having that attitude with them. So women have a recognizable social pattern built around competition; wow great find anon, you should bring your finds to sociologists, I bet that has never been discovered. And I bet that males don't have social behaviors like that, nah they are deep specimens that transcend the social pressures of competition and the like, true individuals unlike these shallow snakes.

>> No.6324043

>>6324038

/thread

>> No.6324046

>>6324031

Which tumblerinas have been hacked and doxxed by manchildren exactly?

>> No.6324056

>>6324046

I said "anything they don't agree with", not just tumblrinas. But a few of those GG people come to mind, Kamino/Hamino/that one weird translesbian who got rid of the 'tard character on MLP [a stupid thing to do but not worthy of death threats], Jesse Slaughter, etc. Are you just new to 4chan or do you not know that anonymous has been hacking and doxxing everyone they don't like for awhile now? It's not just assholes who murder cats that they track down, y'know. Sometimes it's 5th grade girls who need child protective services.

>> No.6324060

>>6324038
Fucking what? My post was a call for calm and equality. That means accepting people regardless of the circumstances of their birth. I didn't bitch and men, women, or anybody. The only thing I bitched about were tumblrinas and "REEEE ALL WOMEN ARE LYING WHORES"

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>>6324060

I'm the other anon you replied to and I know what you were trying to say, anon. If that makes you feel better.

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>>6324026
>>6324031
>>6324038

You, I like you.

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6324073

>>6324066

We like you too, anon. I don't think anyone here hates anyone, I think we're just frustrated with what discourse and our boards/sites have turned into.

>> No.6324076

>>6324064
I'm hungover as shit

>> No.6324090

>>6323233
Why are you such a flaming faggot?

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>>6324066
>he likes me

OOOOO! What should I say?!

>> No.6324123

>>6323233
>Taking girl out for dinner
>She orders well done steak
>Tell her I won't be paying for a burnt steak
>She orders medium rare instead
>Enjoys it alot more and now that is all she orders.

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>>6324060
Yeah, I quoted you by mistake. pls forgive

>> No.6324146

>>6323249
Go blog on tumbler, especially if you are going to make up stories, they love that shit over there.

>> No.6324176

>>6323233
Chicks dig steak, dude. You need to cook it to their preference.

ANYONE who doesn't like steak either has a medical reason, or isn't human.

>> No.6324180

>>6324038
Sorry, but what is SJW?

>> No.6324209
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>>6324180
Social Justice Warrior

>>6324176
>vegetarians aren't human
makes sense

>> No.6324255

>>6324180
Stupid Jewish whiner

Just /pol/ being /pol/.