/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6311008]

New /joey/ thread, old one hit bump limit. Where my Broeys at? We had a hell of a week, nacho cheese challenge, the end of LadyTrayce's vile influence on our boy, some anon is hard at work on a Joey animated short. Joey is love, Broey's for life.

[Anonymous No.6311033]

Stop making the same thread about the same fat loser from YouTube
Not even Gordon Ramsey gets this much attention on /ck/
You know what. I'll just dump 3D loli pics for fun. From now on, you all can visit any Joey thread you see and masturbate to little girls.

[Anonymous No.6311035]

>>6311033
>3d loli
are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.6311037]

>>6311033
Being a pedo is more repugnant than the Joey threads tbh

[Anonymous No.6311043]

>>6311033
Sup Ken? How will find a way to write this post off on your taxes?

[Anonymous No.6311044]

shouldnt a new video be up by now?

[Anonymous No.6311045]

2nd pic

[Anonymous No.6311052]

3rd

[Anonymous No.6311054]

4

[Anonymous No.6311059]

mods?

[Anonymous No.6311060]

>>6311037
No! Little girls are beautiful!
Fat people are gross! They must die!
Beauty will prevail!

5

[Anonymous No.6311063]

>>6311059
as much as I hate this too, I'm under the impression we only have two janitors who both work at the same time. usually I can just go into IRC and grab a mod but I just reformatted and can't be fucked to mess setting it up now.

I hope we had some decent folk apply for the janitor openings

[Anonymous No.6311066]

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[Anonymous No.6311067]

MODS

[Anonymous No.6311074]

Thank you loli man. Fuck off and die Joey. Quit shilling your stupid bullshit.

[Anonymous No.6311075]

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[Anonymous No.6311081]

>>6311033
>>6311045
>>6311052
>>6311054
>>6311060
>>6311066
>>6311075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
mods pls

[Anonymous No.6311082]

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[Anonymous No.6311084]

>>6311054
this is cp dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.6311085]

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[Anonymous No.6311092]

God damnit Ken do you really want the Feds to find all of this shit on your hard drive along with your Tax records? Dude your fucked.

[Anonymous No.6311103]

Die you piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.6311120]

>>6311103
That's not nice to Joey.

[Anonymous No.6311127]

>>6311120
Seriously, fuck off with reviewer threads. They are the worst.

[Anonymous No.6311130]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOxyIi-2-AE

he gave us a shout :D

[Anonymous No.6311186]

>3 puny tenders for 2.99
no fucking thanks

[Anonymous No.6311191]

been getting these every day since they came back, I really missed 'em. Fucking delish

[Anonymous No.6311198]

I never knew how vastly overpriced most fast food was until watching Joey's videos.

[Anonymous No.6311199]

>>6311198
>overpriced

its really not. You pay the price for a great meal

[Anonymous No.6311204]

>>6311130
What time code?

[Anonymous No.6311235]

Why do so many decent looking women become fans?

[Anonymous No.6311242]

Do americans have feelings?

[Anonymous No.6311246]

>>6311242
This guy just eats them away.

[Anonymous No.6311285]

Bring her down! We have her on the ropes. Strike the final blow Broeys! FINISH HER!! Based Albert Bill plz help.

[Anonymous No.6311290]

>>6311235
oh yeah, those asians are SO hot

[Anonymous No.6311295]

WOOWOOWOOWOO

[Anonymous No.6311298]

>>6311285
Is this lady for real? Is it a 32 year old fat guy in a basement trolling? Is it Joey? Or maybe it's actually a 400 lb. female fan that thinks she's found someone who will buy into her body acceptance bullshit?

I'm getting really tired of seeing her comments on every video.

[Anonymous No.6311308]

Can someone please explain who Joey is and why he's so popular here?

[Anonymous No.6311316]

>>6311308
Joey is popular here because Joey keeps posting videos of Joey. Joey is a fat piece of shit without any shame and should consider eating a bullet.

[Anonymous No.6311317]

>>6311130
>joey reviewing tendies
is joey /r9k/?

[Anonymous No.6311320]

>>6311290
as long as they can put their makeup on or have someone do it for them I dun care.

[Anonymous No.6311321]

>>6311130
He probably wouldn't get migraines if he didn't eat shitty fast food every day.

[Anonymous No.6311324]

>>6311290
>there are asians who use a lot of makeup or get surgery
>EVERY ASIAN IS SECRETLY UGLY AVOID AT ALL COSTS
nice try /pol/

[Anonymous No.6311339]

>>6311290

>someone posts a picture of an attractive woman of east asian descent
>"ASIAN WOMEN ARE DISGUSTING HERE'S A PICTURE OF AN UNATTRACTIVE FEMALE THEREFORE ALL ASIAN WOMEN ARE DISGUSTING"

Holy shit Brenda, did Angela Wong steal Chad from you or what?

[Anonymous No.6311342]

we need to get joey to do his next challenge live like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa_OlYfteMM

[Anonymous No.6311360]

Is this the future for Joey? I'm pretty sure this guy is dead.

https://www.youtube.com/user/rancidmilk2go/feed

[Anonymous No.6311365]

>>6311342
>I'm going to justify my mental disability by turning it into a stunt

These people should be executed.

[Anonymous No.6311388]

>>6311298
She is either a paid shill for Ken "receipt saving, tax evadeing" Domik, or a troll account run by Ken and Daym to bring down based Joey. They are both scared of the potential greatness that is Joey's World Tour. When Joey gets to his final form he will destroy their veiw count and take over as the go to food reviewer and leave them in the dust. They fear Joey and try to fuck him over. We Broeys are trying our best to protect him. Give me a WOO WOO!!

[Anonymous No.6311390]

>>6311342

[Anonymous No.6311761]

Why does this spam keep getting reposted? This board is for food and cooking, not idolatry and worship of youtube attention whores.

[Anonymous No.6312050]

Alright Broeys, if you could enjoy one meal with Joey, where would you go? Anywhere in the US.

Pic related

[Anonymous No.6312059]

Why does he always pronounce Broey like a burned out surfer?

Also, Joey has a beautiful baritone voice.

[Anonymous No.6312083]

>>6311130
>putting chicken from McDonalds into your body

[Anonymous No.6312122]

>>6312083

>posting shit that was proven fake years ago

[Anonymous No.6312187]

lady trayce's partner in crime

[Anonymous No.6312210]

>>6312187
I wouldn't worry about him. Just some faggot who just saw someone share the Nacho Cheese Challenge and now thinks Joey is hot shit.

[Anonymous No.6312312]

>>6311130
>If you have a cold, chicken tenders won't help you, because they don't use antibiotics anymore
GOOD ONE JOEY!

[Anonymous No.6312315]

>>6311204
~1:40

[Anonymous No.6312647]

Does Joey have Alzheimer's? ;_;

[Anonymous No.6312800]

>>6311235

>no bitch

fucking keked

[Anonymous No.6312838]

>>6311235
Because he's non threatening, anon.

Joey's dad had Joey's balls amputated before he hit puberty so he'd keep his high voice, that's why Joey has no children btw

[Anonymous No.6312875]

>>6311235
easy attention. what are you, stupid?

[Anonymous No.6312883]

>>6312647
low blood sugar from diabetes could cause memory loss

[Anonymous No.6312886]

>>6312883
He does have diabetes, newfag.

[Anonymous No.6312887]

>>6311388
WOOWOOWOO!

[Anonymous No.6313055]

>>6311130

Is it just me or did it seem like Joey was about to cry when he was asking for more subscribers? Is the deep end getting closer?

[Anonymous No.6313074]

>>6313055
deep end was his room reviews.

[Anonymous No.6313097]

>>6311388
team daym can suck the farts right out of my anus

[Anonymous No.6313103]

>>6312883
>low blood sugar
>diabetes

Unless you mean incorrect insulin administration, please...

[Anonymous No.6313131]

>>6313074
Honestly this

I don't know if he could make it through Tabitha breaking down again.

[Anonymous No.6313156]

fellatio
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[Anonymous No.6313159]

>>6312886
he doesnt have diabetes. in the nutella video he says 'if i don't have diabetes now, i will'. that video is from like 2 years ago tho.

[Anonymous No.6313164]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_aU9CVLHw4

mfw he has pinkeye

[Anonymous No.6313632]

Anyone got a link to the animated video that guy was making?

[Anonymous No.6313634]

>>6313632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94nc69QMuEs

[Anonymous No.6313640]

>>6312059
I guess that's the kind of person he thinks says "bro".

Little does he know that the main inspiration for "Broey" was "Brony" if anything (I coined the term "Broey")

[Anonymous No.6313653]

Has Joey lost it?

[Anonymous No.6313680]

>>6313653
Has Joey ever had "it'?

[Anonymous No.6313685]

>>6313653

>this is his very first food review

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW1zeM5Hatk

He never had it.

Also Joey doesn't like the idea of KFC boneless chicken (arguably their finest product) but he loves the idea of boneless buffalo wings. But what is the difference...

[Anonymous No.6313928]

Is this video one of Joey's greatest works?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Isibkr2iM

[Anonymous No.6313955]

>>6313634
Still fucking absurd.

[Anonymous No.6314086]

>>6313640
Nice to meet you! I'm the guy who started the war on LadyTrayce and Ken "when I get my fill, I'll send you the bill" Domik. We are both truly pioneers in the history of based Joey!

[Anonymous No.6314176]

>>6313074
>>6313131

What are the room reviews, and who is Tabitha? Relatively new Broey here; trying to catch up on the lore of this future legend.

[Anonymous No.6314186]

>>6312083

But it's so easily available when I'm stoned

[Anonymous No.6314195]

>>6314176
Tabitha is Joeys Truck, he did a series of videos late last year where he was filming indoors and seemed very sad and had no enthusiasm about what he was reviewing. The Hershey bar video was his lowest point and "Ladytrayce" took control of our boy Joey during this period trying to tone him down. She won the battle but we won the war.

[Anonymous No.6314200]

>>6314176
Tabitha is my preferred name for Joey's truck. He suggests Tabitha as a name for his truck in his behind the scenes videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0w4U96HFgA
Based on the comments he never picked an official name for his truck

The room reviews are the reviews Joey put out while his truck was in the shop for repairs. Joey lives with his mother, so you can tell in these reviews that he's trying to tone it down and make mommy proud by doing these really detailed reviews, non-Joey like reviews
This period is generally considered one of his lowest points, with this review widely regarded as one of his worst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D4-ItzmFR0
Pic related
In one of the room reviews Joey's mother can be heard coughing and he made this face... not too thrilled.

[Anonymous No.6314215]

I want to make an image of Joey's must-see videos, what do you recommend for it, /joey/?

[Anonymous No.6314250]

>>6314215
Monkey Style
KFC Boneless Chicken
Fishzilla
Big Mackrel
Hamburghetti

Those are my personal favorites.

[Anonymous No.6314288]

This guy is incredibly sad. Resigned to doing the only thing he can do well, which is eating. I couldn't finish watching a single video because of the cringe. I only remember his dead look and the absolutely substandard humor (the one where he put mickey mouse shit on his head), but what else would you expect from a fatass.

People encouraging him are truly fucked up.

[Anonymous No.6314367]

>>6314288
Ken pls

[Anonymous No.6314386]

>>6312050

>implying Joey would stand that pig-disgusting fare

A real broey acknowledges that Joey isn't a human trashcan. Sure, he has a soft-spot for grease and salt, but he's a good cook in his own right and appreciates good food.

I'd go to some modern gastronomical restaurant and enjoy a unique tasting menu with Joey for the entire night.

>you will never spend 5 hours at the Fat Duck pouring over sensations with Joey

[Anonymous No.6314393]

>>6314250

Throw in Samurai Surf n Turf and Carl's Jr Super Bacon cheeseBurger with Frosty's Blue Cream to even things out. Just some solid basic reviews.

And if you want to go deeper, Homemade salsa is mandatory viewing for any serious broey.

And finally Little Caesar's Deep deep deep dish pizza for throwback value.

[Anonymous No.6314396]

>>6314288

the crazy part about joey is most people who like him now felt the same way when they first started watching him, but gradually started to like the dude for whatever reasons.

[Anonymous No.6314397]

>>6314393

>samurai surf n turf
>carl's jr super bacon
>carl's jr jim bean

Ah, the "backwards hat" era. Joey at his most serious and formal. Good stuff.

[Anonymous No.6314420]

https://youtu.be/wWc_NITKDGU?t=5m17s

>that startlingly detailed and lovingly fleshed-out recollection

>yfw Joey was once a normie San Diegan college student who surfed and partied all day and all night long until his life fell apart for unknown reasons and he was forced to move back in with his mother and reminisce about his glory days of sandy beaches and ocean waves..

[Anonymous No.6314421]

>>6314420

https://youtu.be/wWc_NITKDGU?t=5m17s (embed)

>that startlingly detailed and lovingly fleshed-out recollection

>yfw Joey was once a normie San Diegan college student who surfed and partied all day and all night long until his life fell apart for unknown reasons and he was forced to move back in with his mother and reminisce about his glory days of sandy beaches and ocean waves..

[Anonymous No.6314434]

>wonder what joey's up to
>go to /ck/ for the first time in a while
>joey thread first thread on page 1

[Anonymous No.6314637]

>>6314434
I just use filters to always keep /joey/ at the top of the catalog

[Anonymous No.6314646]

>>6312800
>not acknowledging the Fanboy touting his "personality"

[Anonymous No.6314679]

>>6314646
But Albert bill is one of the best commenters on joeys videos

[Anonymous No.6314682]

>>6311199
>great meal

Nigguh u bes be jewkin' me

[Anonymous No.6314713]

>>6313928
Joey looks high as fuck in this video.

[Anonymous No.6314828]

>>6313634

[Anonymous No.6314886]

>>6311316
Hi Ken.

[Anonymous No.6314904]

>>6311008
who is this man and why should i care?

[Anonymous No.6314979]

Wooooo

[Anonymous No.6314992]

>>6313685
>APRIL 14th, 2045
I love it when he does little things like that

>Uno Mas
>Mean 'two more' in spanish
>I know because I'm bilateral

[Anonymous No.6315006]

>>6314215
Definitely the one where he goes to Wendy's and he gets super pissed after they give him the wrong sandwich

[Anonymous No.6315015]

>>6312122
I wouldn't even be bothered if it was real. Shit tastes cash.

[Anonymous No.6315018]

>>6313632
It's i'am back you fucking faggot fake broey. What a loser.

[Anonymous No.6315046]

>>6314434
>ditto

[Anonymous No.6315047]

>>6315006
Goddamn Mexicans!

[Anonymous No.6315112]

>>6313928
Wtf he calls it the worst meal in America then loves each bit of it.

Is he mentally retarded.

[Anonymous No.6315122]

>>6313685
Oh god. He went there before it opened. I can just imagine the workers in there seeing this fat whale circling the building in his van whilst talking to himself.

[Anonymous No.6315129]

>>6313634
Holy shit ahahaha

[Anonymous No.6315174]

>>6313634
Chick who made this is qt
Show yourself

[Anonymous No.6315232]

>>6315112
Confirmed for not actually watching it and listening to what he says.

[Anonymous No.6315388]

>>6314288
He's actually pretty bad at eating.

He doesn't always get all the food in his mouth, and he chews like an animal.

[Anonymous No.6315413]

>>6315112
worst for you you ignorant fuck

[Anonymous No.6315423]

>>6312050
Wait, that's a real place?

[Anonymous No.6315572]

>>6315423
They did a munchies special on it just a few days ago.

[Anonymous No.6315597]

>>6315423
It was the greatest place to go on field trips when I was in elementary school

[Anonymous No.6315652]

>>6313634
That was beautiful. Now you have me serenading my cat.

[Anonymous No.6315675]

It hasn't even been a week and Joey's video is the first one that pops up when you search nacho cheese challenge on youtube

Suck on that LadyTrayce

[Anonymous No.6315724]

>>6315675
Based Joey!
Ladytrayce status:
B T F O !
T
F
O
!

[Anonymous No.6315809]

>>6311008
Why is he not holding the top of the burger to keep it steady? His hands are clearly large enough that he can prevent it from falling over, but he's holding it weird as fuck.

[Anonymous No.6315815]

>>6315809
he's trying to hide his fingernails anon. Beetus people do that.

[Anonymous No.6315816]

>>6315809
He doesn't want to squeeze out the flavor

He says that in all of his burger reviews, you need to listen better

[Anonymous No.6315886]

>>6315018
Being this mad over nothing

[Anonymous No.6315915]

are there any hot girls who do fast food reviews?

i need more to watch after finishing all of joeys.

[Anonymous No.6315938]

>>6315915
I thought Daym added some young chick to his food review mashups. Typical eye candy.

[Anonymous No.6315949]

>>6315938
after some heavy googling and searching i couldnt find a single girl fast food reviewer. i thought there would be at least one.

[Anonymous No.6315969]

>>6315949
Sorry, I was wrong. She cooks her own food and does a voice over. She's never in front of the camera.
https://youtu.be/rWRhbVhqBZU

[Anonymous No.6316018]

>>6315174
She has vids of herself. She looks like she showers once every four days, washes her hair twice a month, has a stinking pussy, browses 4chan, and is a cigarette smoking alcoholic. Pretty much my type. And she is pretty qt3.14

[Anonymous No.6316030]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0w4U96HFgA

He writes down every subscriber. What a nice guy.

[Anonymous No.6316040]

>>6316018
>>6315174
>tfw no Broey gf

[Anonymous No.6316076]

>>6316040
I have one hotter than that girl w massive tits, we play Mario kart 64 and I make her do disgusting things to me when I win. But her pussy smells like somebody shit in a rotten can of tuna and put it inside roadkill. And she drinks all day.

[Anonymous No.6316099]

Ken isn't an obese piece of shit. he has a wife and son, unlike Joey "fat faggot forever alone" Jewy

[Anonymous No.6316108]

>>6316099
I don't like joey, but this ken guy looks like a cocksucker.

[Anonymous No.6316112]

>>6316099
If Joey had a son he'd let him ride along for food reviews without being annoyed and belittling his son on camera.

[Anonymous No.6316122]

>>6316112

If Joey had a son he'd kill himself because his dad is a 400 pound man acting retarded while stuffing his face with fast food to earn youtube bux.

[Anonymous No.6316126]

>>6316108

>I don't like joey

Hi Ken

[Anonymous No.6316135]

>>6316122
That would make him the most popular kid in school. And he won't be bullied because older kids will defend him and that's only because standing up to bullies make them popular themselves. A picture gets taken, the news gets involved, everyone is a hero and Joey will wipe his tears of happiness away with a greasy wrapper and continue to make more videos with his special son along for the ride.

[Anonymous No.6316143]

>>6316108
He is. Almost every fucking video of his "food challenge" he didn't managed to complete it and bitch about how hard it is bla bla bla. He's a money loving, jew cock sucker piece of shit that would lick sauces out of the garbage for 2000 views

[Anonymous No.6316145]

>>6316099
Damnit Ken we know the only reason you have a kid is so you can get more tax credits.

[Anonymous No.6316161]

>>6316143

>implying Joey doesn't constantly degrade himself for views (see: Nutella video)

[Anonymous No.6316164]

>>6316145

>Implying Joey wouldn't chomp at the bit at having a kid if a women would let his smelly Mexican choad near her vagina

[Anonymous No.6316205]

>>6316161
He's just nuts, and it seems like he loves doing that. Ken is just desperate, my dick were made out of gold he would have married me

[Anonymous No.6316223]

>>6316164
>implying Joey isn't holding out for Giada
oh anon

[Anonymous No.6316231]

>>6316223

>Giada
>not Emmy

Joey may rate everything an 8/8 m8, but he doesn't have that much of a shit taste.

[Anonymous No.6316233]

>>6316164
Try harder Ken you autistic four eyed jew receipt boy. You're son is also in the closet.

[Anonymous No.6316238]

>>6316018
Yeah that's actually why I found her cute lol. She'd make a good gf.

[Anonymous No.6316242]

>>6313634
this is incredible. make more you bitch.

[Anonymous No.6316249]

>>6316076
How much longer do you expect to have her after she reads this?

[Anonymous No.6316251]

>>6313634

Submit this so he can use it as his opening title vid

[Anonymous No.6316256]

>>6316249

Not very. Alcoholic borderline autistics with pussy-rot generally don't have very high self-esteem.

[Anonymous No.6316258]

>>6316233

>being this mad because you're an obese Mexican with nobody to hold at night

[Anonymous No.6316287]

>>6315174

>>6316251

He's seen it already, but that's a good idea. I'm gonna finish animating the last part of that song and then tell him he can use it. That's just part of what will be a much longer animation, though.

[Anonymous No.6316290]

>>6316287

You would look a lot better if you lost some weight and maybe stopped smoking.

[Anonymous No.6316307]

>>6316290

My plan is to keep smoking until I look like something that would appear in my own animations.

[Anonymous No.6316340]

>>6316307

being fat seems like it'd be a detriment then.

[Anonymous No.6316347]

>>6316287
Can a female be a broey?

Or would you be a hoey?

Nice animation btw

[Anonymous No.6316349]

>>6316287
I'd smash

[Anonymous No.6316363]

>>6316347

>hoey
>slut shaming and degrading women based entirely on their gender

If you keep this shit up I'm never making a video again, you dumb fuck viriginia shitlord

[Anonymous No.6316373]

>>6315423
Yes. It sucks.

[Anonymous No.6316384]

>>6316363

Please do not put those words in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.6316400]

>>6316384

[Anonymous No.6316410]

>>6316400

WOOWOOWOOWOO!!!!!

[Anonymous No.6316413]

Twitter users plz try to get #AuditKenDomik trending. also try to get Giada to fall in love with Joey. She's single now and maybe still on the rebound.

[Anonymous No.6316422]

>>6316249
Awhile. We berate each other daily for being filthy alcoholics, then fight, fuck, play N64 and get drunk. Sometimes one of us takes a shower. Marian if you read this, your crotch smells like rotten meatloaf and teriyaki sauce. Go clean that shit.

[Anonymous No.6316424]

>>6316413

>Foodnetwork millionaire going after an obese Mexican with nacho cheese stuck up his nose

let's aim a little lower.

>>6316287

Cartoon girl, would you be willing to fuck Joey?

[Anonymous No.6316446]

So is /ck/ still going to like him if his diet succeeds and he gets down to a reasonable weight? He's already down a decent bit..

[Anonymous No.6316453]

Is it just me, or is Joey a really big person? I am European.

[Anonymous No.6316454]

>>6316422

No.

[Anonymous No.6316460]

>>6316453

Yes, he's very big from having such a big heart.

[Anonymous No.6316464]

>>6316453
Really big is sort of extreme

He's above average for an American though

[Anonymous No.6316473]

>>6316453
For you.

[Anonymous No.6316479]

>>6311130
Fuck. I finally enjoyed a Joey video. Is it because I'm drunk?

[Anonymous No.6316493]

>>6316464
>above average for an American though

God bless America

[Anonymous No.6316501]

>>6311008
How isn't this man dead yet? I would pay money to get this guy, Guy Fieri, Chris Berman, and Dick Vitale on an island designated for a nuclear bomb test.

[Anonymous No.6316518]

>>6316501

Hi Ken

[Anonymous No.6316522]

>>6316454
I'm not showering either bb. Come slob my nob and get fucking raped at GoldenEye.

[Anonymous No.6316535]

>>6316522
You're clearly not the same Anon. She'd only slob his nob after she got raped at goldeneye. Fuck man, if you're gunna troll, do it right.

[Anonymous No.6316575]

>>6316522

>pretending to be me

[Anonymous No.6316578]

>>6316535
Jealous much?

[Anonymous No.6316653]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSbA8A7lrg4

[Anonymous No.6316660]

http://i.imgur.com/WehNdF8.png

[Anonymous No.6316675]

>>6316479
No, it's the first step of becoming a glorious Broey.

[Anonymous No.6316690]

>>6316675

>Implying one would ever need to be inebriated to enjoy glorious Joey, our lord and savor

Hi Ken

[Anonymous No.6316699]

>>6316660
Has Joey seen this?

[Anonymous No.6316826]

>>6316699
Yeah, and I think LadyTrayce came in here to try and explain away all of her #KillJoey bullshit but it didn't work
>>/ck/thread/S6294903#p6307806

[Anonymous No.6316861]

>>6316826
>>>/ck/thread/S6294903#p6307806

>taking an anon post as if it's fact

you are an actual retard

[Anonymous No.6316866]

>>6316287
Holy hell you got more qter than how you look in ur old vids where u from

[Anonymous No.6316873]

>>6316826
thought so too because of how similar a couple posts she made on youtube after that thread

[Anonymous No.6316884]

>>6316290
This is why you will never have a gf you shallow idiot.

[Anonymous No.6316891]

>>6316287
Hi I'm >>6315174
Want to fuck?

[Anonymous No.6316903]

>>6313055
I saw it too. He was on the verge of a breakdown. A few seconds later he does the "I've got something in my eye" thing trying to play it off. I don't think Joey will be with us too much longer, and that makes me get a little teary eyed.

[Anonymous No.6316917]

>>6313640
>I coined the term "Broey"
pics or it didn't happen

[Anonymous No.6316950]

>>6316903

>getting trolled this hard by a fat man

kek

[Anonymous No.6316958]

>>6316861
To be fair if that is an impersonator it's a pretty good one.

[Anonymous No.6316991]

>>6316884

>implying

also, white knighting won't earn you any cred with the aspiring ghoul, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.6316995]

>>6316991
No white knighting just stating a fact m8 don't get your jimmies rustled

[Anonymous No.6316999]

>>6311008
Your husbundo joey is a shit !

[Anonymous No.6317065]

>>6311130

wow his chins have noticeably shrank, he'd doing great on healthy living!

you go Joe! be better!

[Anonymous No.6317138]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4YXQSrOCeKQ

I just had a great idea! Can any anon with decent editing skills make this great? The only super crucial thing is to shop Joeys face on Duke, and LadyTrayce's on Destro, And Ken's face on Cobra Comannder. But maybe we could get real creative and upload some faces of Broeys on the rest of the G.I. Joey team. Lyrics could be changed to make it more Joey related as well. I'd fucking love this but don't have the skill or tools to make it happen. Please someone make this happen.

[Anonymous No.6317149]

>>6317138
Forgot pic.

[Anonymous No.6317151]

>>6317149
Fuck I'm retarded..... and drunk.

[Anonymous No.6317310]

Rate my Joey Mii Broeys!

[Anonymous No.6317405]

>>6316363
>muh feminism

broeys and hoeys 4 life

[Anonymous No.6317417]

>>6317310
monkey style/10

[Anonymous No.6317490]

>>6316891
you look like a hydrocephalic refugee

[Anonymous No.6317531]

>>6317310
A quick edit, I want this to be perfect. Help me out gyang.

[Anonymous No.6317602]

>>6317531
Joey just whooped Ken's ass in Smash.

[Anonymous No.6317604]

>>6316653
Almost pissed myself at the start.

[Anonymous No.6317606]

>>6317602

I chuckled

[Anonymous No.6317615]

>>6317604
I love ck best thread s

[Anonymous No.6317674]

>no friday review yet
I'm worried. Is joey ok gang?

[Anonymous No.6317676]

>>6316995

>fact
>implying

white knight damage control in full effect.

[Anonymous No.6317680]

>>6317674

hopefully he isn't.

[Anonymous No.6317771]

>>6317674
I'm sure he's fine. I bet he's laying the pipe down on some pussy right now.

[Anonymous No.6317776]

>>6317674
anyone that eats straight nacho cheese with that level of obesity is not ok

[Anonymous No.6317777]

quads

[Anonymous No.6317797]

>>6317777

[Anonymous No.6318018]

FRIDAY REVIEW IS UP, GYANG!
WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0mis5NA6n0

[Anonymous No.6318072]

>>6318018
What a nice, solid review

[Anonymous No.6318075]

you guys watch this ironically, right?

[Anonymous No.6318084]

>>6317776
>>6317776
It's sad. The dude is diabetic as well which probably means he's smashing the insulin straight after filming. I feel sad for the poor fucker.

[Anonymous No.6318144]

>>6318075
No, Joey's videos are amazing. They seriously speak to me on an emotional level. I'm not sure what I'd do without him. Broeys for life!

[Anonymous No.6318175]

>>6318075
of course not buddy
and by the way he reads these threads

[Anonymous No.6318178]

>>6318175
He starts most of these threads as well anon.
Shills.

[Anonymous No.6318222]

>>6315597
FUCK YES I used to hide in the dark corners of the "tunnel" and scare my classmates. Food is worse than ass, tho. Also, my high school drama teacher got fired after his love affair with one of the (male) dancers was unearthed

[Anonymous No.6318266]

>>6316349
Joey was a handsome man back in his young days. Where did you get this picture from? Are there more?

[Anonymous No.6318280]

>>6318266
https://zscrn.us/SjLAhLPrN90o

I don't know if there are more

[Anonymous No.6318283]

>>6318222
Black Bart's Cave

[Anonymous No.6318325]

>>6316891
Now you know why there's always butthurt shitheads whining about racism on /ck/, lmao.

[Anonymous No.6318334]

>>6318325
British born n bread m8. I just had a tan then.

[Anonymous No.6318342]

>>6318334
And a hankering for some cocks in and around your mouth

[Anonymous No.6318365]

>>6318342
Been there done that

Wooowoowoo

[Anonymous No.6318368]

>>6318018
aww yiss his videos make me hungry

[Anonymous No.6318481]

>>6311127
People will post what they want
Go down vote shit on reddit faggit

[Anonymous No.6318525]

Ken is the ideal reviewer because he is white, therefore trustworthy, and he donates to charity.

[Anonymous No.6318531]

>>6318525
Shut the fuck up, Ken.

[Anonymous No.6318540]

>>6318525

only normie scum watch Ken

#broeynation

[Anonymous No.6318628]

>>6318525
Ken is a dirty fucking Jew.

[Anonymous No.6318634]

>>6318628

>Jew
>not better than Mexican

top kek, amigo

[Anonymous No.6318638]

>>6318540

So you're saying everybody who watches Joey is a loser that goes to /r9k/? Why am I not surprised?

[Anonymous No.6318656]

Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.6318663]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVbXaYKsVkE&t=46

My reaction to joey threads ^_^

[Anonymous No.6318674]

>>6316287

>first Hoey confirmed

[Anonymous No.6318681]

I wasn't aware Joey hated owls so much he had their home torn down.
https://youtu.be/vMdru7eNnMg

[Anonymous No.6318750]

>>6318634

>jew
>human

top fucking kek mazeltov

[Anonymous No.6318760]

>>6318750
careful, friend

[Anonymous No.6318785]

>>6318760

>One offends mexicans, no big deal

>One offends the jew, oy vey! muh gorrillion b&

top kek

[Anonymous No.6318790]

>>6318785
the jidf is strong here. maybe we need a jewish foods threads, i've never seen one

[Anonymous No.6318794]

>>6318018
damn that was a good review.
>VE HAVE VAYS... TO MAKE YOU TALK
is this the new "AINT PLAYIN NO FOOSEBALL BOY" for when he reviews german food?

[Anonymous No.6319088]

>>6318794
What video is that fooseball line from?

[Anonymous No.6319123]

>>6319088
Any video that involved cajun flavoring

[Anonymous No.6319298]

>>6318018
Still no sign of Ladytrayce on this vid. D-Did we finally do it gyang? Is she gone forever?

[Anonymous No.6319322]

I can't believe I didn't see this before

[Anonymous No.6319470]

Ve haf vays to make you tock.
Wowowowowo

[Anonymous No.6319499]

Oh my fucking god

Ken got Joey to delete all the tax evasion puns under his comment

[Anonymous No.6319541]

>>6313634

So amazing.

[Anonymous No.6319560]

>>6311235
he's a pathetic creature for them to pity

[Anonymous No.6319587]

Why does Joey think people want to hear his marketing perspective all of a sudden?
Wasn't he a political science major?

[Anonymous No.6319590]

>>6311324
it's true tho

as someone with many asian friends i know they wear all sorts of crazy shit to look decent (wigs, contact lenses, double eyelid tape, etc.) more so than just standard makeup

[Anonymous No.6319619]

>>6319499
holy fuck this can't be real

[Anonymous No.6319737]

>>6319499
Do you faggots not remember Joey meeting Ken a few months ago?
They are friends. Of course Joey is going to delete negative stuff about him.
Now ladytrayce on the other hand... fuck that bitch.

[Anonymous No.6319767]

>>6319737
They're gonna meet again at VidCon, so we need to stoke Joey's flames of resentment (Ken gets far more viewers than him despite being a worse reviewer, Ken has a wife and children and doesn't live with his mom despite being a bald autist, etc.) so there's a confrontation at VidCon and #JoeyNation can rise.

[Anonymous No.6319769]

>>6319499
what the fuck does that comment even mean? is he talking about himself?

[Anonymous No.6319783]

is he ever gonna do another god tier review like Monkey Style? That one had tons of woo woos, something he rarely does anymore.

[Anonymous No.6319793]

>>6319769
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken%27s_Foods
It's referenced in the review. Joey's thing came with Ken's dressing and he said he liked it and stuff.

Ken must be well aware of the accusations by now, I think Trayce ratted us out.

[Anonymous No.6319799]

>>6319783
His KaDunks review is probably the closest we'll get for a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IflSHWH6Mv0

[Anonymous No.6319811]

>>6319799
only reason he was so pumped about that review was because he was getting paid to review it.

[Anonymous No.6319813]

> have a meeting about an animation commission today
> sent the guy a link to my youtube so he can see some of my work
> the most recent thing on it is the joey stuff
> get to the meeting
> "hey i was surprised to see your joeysworldtour thing, i've watched a lot of his videos"

he didn't know about the broeys, but shit i didn't know that many people watched joey

[Anonymous No.6319825]

>>6319811
I don't think he was even paid, I think he just got a free sample

Either way I'll take it over reviews like his Hershey's bar or Five Guys reviews

[Anonymous No.6319827]

>>6319811
I dont think he got paid for it unless you consider getting the product for free as a form of payment.

[Anonymous No.6319841]

>>6319825
>>6319827
still you can tell he was shilling the product. im sure he wanted to give it a good review so he could get more free stuff.

[Anonymous No.6319844]

>>6311008
fuck joey.
double fuck broeys.

[Anonymous No.6319845]

>>6319841

i agree, i think he also gave it a good review because he was probably flattered that a company wanted him to review their product. maybe he thought that if he gave it a good review, other companies would consider getting him to review their stuff.

[Anonymous No.6319892]

joey's gonna die early.too fat, keep on. your aem as big as my thigh. no, not an a hole, but true.I realize that not eveyone is small, or lean, but bbw is well, dumb. stupid and metabolisims differ.(it's glands) yeeah, not the ones in your throut .I guess it's no wors than I am, but ... don't need to add to problems bbw .or bbm is not atractive. so die early. hope your life insurance is paid up...

[Anonymous No.6320151]

>>6319844
dubs dont lie

[Anonymous No.6320179]

Shoenice is heaps better than joey

[Anonymous No.6320232]

>>6311008
I bought this 7 lb can of pork and beans for $1.91 at Sam's Club. I think Joey needs to do this as his next challenge.

[Anonymous No.6320259]

>>6319892
you write... just like a thirteen year old. just saying. not an a hole, but it's but there are sooooo many errors, i think it's the most unintelligible thing I've ever read on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.6320263]

>>6318018
i want to eat this but there are none around

[Anonymous No.6320284]

>>6320232
PORK AND BEANS CHALLENGE WOOOWOWOWOOWOOWOWOOOOOOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOOOOO

[Anonymous No.6320291]

>>6320259

that's the legendary silver surfer m8

[Anonymous No.6320349]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JyI4HCbpFU

This video is GOAT 2:25-2:32

>Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks.
> I don't care if I never get back.
>Let- Uh.

kek

[Anonymous No.6320352]

can someone explain the ken vs joey thing? i am fairly new to this whole thing and i dont get the tax evasion stuff/general perceived beef

[Anonymous No.6320361]

>>6320352
you wanna to get the fuck out ken i'm tired of your shit

[Anonymous No.6320363]

>>6320361
idk why you think i am ken i just don't really know whats going on itt

[Anonymous No.6320377]

>>6320363
this is exactly what ken would say

[Anonymous No.6320412]

[Anonymous No.6320428]

[Anonymous No.6320433]

>>6316891
u look like a mf uhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.6320504]

>>6320259

>he doesn't know about old man rambler

Fuck yourself kiddo, you just responded to a legend.

[Anonymous No.6320506]

>>6320433

>black twitter memes xD

Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.6320555]

Hidden Joey Gem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s563wW4r5a4

Does the whole review in a Rocky impersonation.

[Anonymous No.6320571]

>>6320555
holy shit how have I not seen this

[Anonymous No.6320577]

>>6320506
>>6320506

[Anonymous No.6320580]

>>6320506
but srsly tho nigga u ugly af

[Anonymous No.6320582]

>>6313928
Why the fuck would you put your trinckets in that box? What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.6320606]

>>6316287
I'd love to get a handjob from you.

[Anonymous No.6320627]

>>6311008
I dont understand joey threads. I have seen them for 1+ year now. Fast food is not good. Is it because all of us here at /ck/ have a little bit of joey in us? Do we feel bad and want to support him? I just dont understand why these threads keep coming up.

[Anonymous No.6320739]

>>6320582
>2014+1
>not keeping trinkets in a big catch box

[Anonymous No.6320996]

>>6320582
Do you actually go to the box store to buy a nice box for your trinkets?

Joey is pragmatic, learn from him.

[Anonymous No.6321028]

I saw joey at jack in the box once and said "hey it's joey from joey's super kewl food reviewsssss" and he just had like a nervous laughter. I thought he would be more social but he's kind of awkward unless I startled him lol

[Anonymous No.6321034]

>>6320555
hahahah this is great

[Anonymous No.6321135]

>>6320555
That fucking pic
>everytime

[Anonymous No.6321162]

>>6319813
What do you use to animate?

[Anonymous No.6321192]

>>6316287
Would marry

[Anonymous No.6321195]

>>6311008
LadyTrayce is love, LadyTrayce is life.
die joey die

[Anonymous No.6321227]

I want a new cooking vidya, Joey. I love watching how chill and put together you are in the kitchen

Do a lasagna or a roast chicken please

[Anonymous No.6321239]

>>6316660
>I won't enjoy a video because of the comments
MORBIDLY OBESE WOMEN LOGIC

[Anonymous No.6321247]

>>6319813
Joey is love, Joey is life.

[Anonymous No.6321260]

>>6316287
>all these betafags fawning over a 5/10

Get a grip you fucking fags.

[Anonymous No.6321270]

>>6321260
I give her a 3.5 at best and I'm not even a virgin

[Anonymous No.6321280]

>>6318325
no shit. it's always the shitskins that cry about racism. only a handful of whites are too retarded to be racist, and most of them frequent other websites.

[Anonymous No.6321309]

>>6320349
>this is a meal for four people

Then why did he order it and not just one famous Dave's classic with a side of two junior baconators?

[Anonymous No.6321389]

>>6311008
lol this is the guy in all the fat hate threads on /fit/

[Anonymous No.6321422]

>>6321389
>hating on Joey

/fit/ confirmed for faggots

[Anonymous No.6321603]

>>6321162

I make puppets in Photoshop, then piece them together and animate them in After Effects

[Anonymous No.6321746]

[Anonymous No.6321775]

>>6321260
Her looks are 5/10 if you're being conservative, but the fact that she's a Broey makes her a 10/10

What were you expecting in a /Joey/ general?

[Anonymous No.6322439]

>>6321746
Bravo Broey, that belongs in a musuem

[Anonymous No.6323095]

>>6321746
>the McDonald's jalapeno burger review
>joey driving like a madman while eating the burger and woowoo'ing

Good vid

[Anonymous No.6323114]

>>6323095
All that video did was prove that Joey is an artist rather than a mere food reviewer

When have Ken or Daym ever put their lives on the line like that? As a food review it's actually pretty shitty, but that's fine because Joey isn't a food reviewer, he's an artist.

[Anonymous No.6323119]

>>6323114
He is a true artist. Look at this cinematography.

[Anonymous No.6323124]

>>6323119
Every time I see his nails I die a little inside. We want a healthy Joey WOOWOOWOO!

#WeightlossWorldTour

[Anonymous No.6323131]

>>6323095
>>6321746
This one does have a pretty slow start in the drive through, but by the end, it really swings.

https://youtu.be/SQk5gt3Klw0

[Anonymous No.6323205]

>>6319793
Wow I'm glad someone screencapped that one. I'm still a bit salty that Ken made Joey delete all of those comments. Ken must be scared of the the word getting out about his robbery of the Canadian government. Why else would he have replys to a comment he made on youtube taken down asap?

[Anonymous No.6323222]

>>6323124
fuck you faggot
JUST BECAUSE HES HEFTY DOESNT MEAN HES UNHEALTHY.
#fatacceptance

[Anonymous No.6323275]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGkHRa64sDY

This is my favorite /joey/ video but he looked a little bit different on this video.

[Anonymous No.6323305]

>>6323275
Fuck off Daym. We broey here. Stay mad. Save your youtube money, because us Broeys are going to bring you down. Joey will be the go to fast food reviewer and you bastards that try to ruin his channel will have to go out and get real jobs because everyone knows that Joey is the chosen one.

[Anonymous No.6324122]

>>6323275
Very funny, but Joey has a Five Guys review and it's a disaster

[Anonymous No.6325230]

>>6313055
These vidoes, man. This is what the destruction of human being looks like. Someone should write a postmodernism thesis about Joey.

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