/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6281028]

Thoughts on this chili, /ck/?

>red kidney beans
>rice
>sauteed onions, garlic, red bell pepper
>tomatoes (diced and pureed)
>cayenne pepper, cumin, oregano, turmeric, nutmeg, salt

turned out bretty good

[Anonymous No.6281035]

That's not chili. That is a bean and rice stew.

[Anonymous No.6281039]

>>6281035
>has everything chili has sans ground beef (which is entirely optional)
>it's not chili!

No, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.6281050]

>>6281028
>chili
>beans
>fucking rice
>no chili peppers
>no meat
are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.6281051]

>>6281039

I've never heard of rice in chili. Chili is supposed to have meat in it.

[Anonymous No.6281088]

>veganchili.jpg

you're a funny guy

[Anonymous No.6281099]

I was under the impression that chilli traditionally doesn't have meat, it's just beans. And then chilli con carne is the version with meat.

IDK though, no mexicans where I'm at.

[Anonymous No.6281103]

>>6281099

Chilli is short for chilli con crane.

[Anonymous No.6281115]

>>6281099
>>6281103
Chili was originally peppers, beans, and spices. "American chili" is Tex-Mex and is an abomination akin to Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.6281122]

>>6281103
>chili con crane
My sides

[Anonymous No.6281123]

>>6281051
here in hicksvill it's often served over white rice

[Anonymous No.6281130]

>>6281035
>>6281050
>>6281103
>>6281088
Fuck these fags. Looks pretty good

[Anonymous No.6281131]

>>6281115
Stop lying you faglord.
Chili has always been meat, chile peppers, and spices. Beans were occasionally added as filler. Chili is short for Chili con Carne. If you add beans, it's Chili con Frijoles. Rice has NEVER been an addition to chili, although some people like to eat their chili over rice.
What OP made is stew. Not chili.

[Anonymous No.6281135]

>>6281131
>Chili has always had meat
Get a load of this guy

[Anonymous No.6281136]

>>6281131

Your fedora is on too tight, son.

OP looks pretty good but what did you use for fat?

[Anonymous No.6281138]

>>6281131
>meat

No.

[Anonymous No.6281145]

I was going to make chili today but I couldn't acquire the ingredients until too late in the day, so I'll probably work from home Tuesday and make it all day.

I don't care about the beans argument or other boring discourse, but I have to say that using chuck roast (versus ground beef) and making my own paste with whole dried and toasted chilis made all the difference in the world.

I tried this last year (and had a surprisingly constructive thread on /ck/ asking for tips) and I'll never go back to dried chili powders and ground beef.

[Anonymous No.6281147]

>>6281131
>"Chili in the current form originated in Mexico, and is commonly attributed to El Jefe Cabron. The original ingredients according to Cabron are "green chili, red chili, beans of any kind, and 2 heaping cups of white rice." The Mexican rancher denied comment on whether meat was added to the original recipe."

Get fucking rekt kid.

[Anonymous No.6281159]

>>6281135
>>6281138
>>6281147
Ya'll read too much vegan Wiki shit. Learn to read actually books sometime, the information is more accurate.
>muh authentic mexican shit
>muh vegan shit
You're all idiots.

[Anonymous No.6281163]

>>6281147
>being this big of a vegan shill
What are you gunna say next, the original hamburger had no meat?

[Anonymous No.6281164]

>>6281147
> el jefe cabron

Este vato aqui

[Anonymous No.6281167]

>>6281145
You're doing good work, son. Kudos to you.

[Anonymous No.6281169]

>no dark chocolate
>no meat
>rice

You even trying ?

[Anonymous No.6281171]

>chili con crane

[Anonymous No.6281176]

>>6281159
>>6281163
Whatever you say, Cletus

[Anonymous No.6281191]

>>6281176
>trying to use derogatory terms to justify being a retarded vegan assmunch.
You're fucking stupid, and it makes me laugh.

[Anonymous No.6281194]

>>6281176
At least I have a soul, unlike you.
You need meat in your diet to develop a proper soul. It comes from metabolizing the life force of the animals you eat. Trufax bro.

[Anonymous No.6281204]

>>6281191
>assmunch
Go back to shitposting in YouTube comment sections, faggot

[Anonymous No.6281210]

>>6281204
>implying I ever post on Youtube
Okay, grandpa, you need to take a good long look at your life and reevaluate it. Your idiocy is overflowing.

[Anonymous No.6281213]

>>6281210
>Grandpa
Man, you're really reaching here, fatty.

[Anonymous No.6281217]

>>6281213
You're right Anon. He is. This vegan thing, it's just a phase. When you reach old age, you'll be eating meat again, trust me.

[Anonymous No.6281220]

>>6281217
Fatty fatty fat fat fatty fat fatty

[Anonymous No.6281232]

Thoughts on this chili, /ck/?

It has like, one ingredient that you might put in chili, and it's in a bowl, so it counts!

[Anonymous No.6281237]

>>6281220
>>6281213
Oh look, it's this faggot again.

[Anonymous No.6281238]

>>6281232
xD

[Anonymous No.6281242]

>>6281232
Looks good, m8!
Here's some chili I made the other day, tasted great. I fucking love chili.

[OP No.6281246]

>>6281232
that chili looks good.

[Anonymous No.6281248]

Chili is a completely subjective term. A thick stew with beans and rice? Why the fuck not. /ck/, you could be so good, but you fucking suck.

[Anonymous No.6281249]

>>6281242
Looks OK. Put that in a bowl and I would totally devour it.

[Anonymous No.6281250]

>>6281248
Chili is NOT a fucking subjective term at all, you dumb cunt.

[OP No.6281251]

>>6281248
>implying you can't have the wrong opinion
you must be new here.

[Anonymous No.6281253]

>>6281103
Why can't it sometimes be short for chili con frijoles?

[Anonymous No.6281255]

Thoughts on this chili /ck/?
Turned out bretty good.

[Anonymous No.6281257]

>>6281248
Shut up and post more chili.

[Anonymous No.6281264]

I went to a chili buffet the other day that was fucking amazing.

[Anonymous No.6281266]

I made this chili a couple nights ago. I used boxed chili roux, but it turned out pretty good.

[Anonymous No.6281273]

Thoughts on this chili, /ck/? Turned out bretty good.

[Anonymous No.6281275]

Best chili thread ever.
Thank you OP.

[Anonymous No.6281280]

>/ck/ actually becomes autistic about beans in chili

I thought that was a meme.

[Anonymous No.6281281]

>>6281257
This is a white chili made with clams and potatoes instead of beans and rice.

[Anonymous No.6281287]

I made this chili the other day. Everyone loved it and wanted the recipe, said it was the best chili they ever had. Turned out bretty good.

[Anonymous No.6281288]

>>6281280
Embrace the autism.
More autism is more better.

[Anonymous No.6281289]

Cambodian chili. They made me put the rice in myself. Must be a Buddhist thing.

[Anonymous No.6281292]

I like adding corn to chili.

Sweetens it up a little.

[Anonymous No.6281299]

Guys, check this out. In America, they put chili in a wrap.

[Anonymous No.6281303]

Made this chili the other night. Turned out bretty good.

[Anonymous No.6281305]

>>6281280

it's not autism, it's just snobbery

you should see how retarded people are about it irl

[Anonymous No.6281308]

what does /ck/ think of my chili?

[Anonymous No.6281309]

>>6281169
Cincinnati fuck off, next thing you're gonna tell me it needs cinnamon and nutmeg.

[Anonymous No.6281310]

Guys, do you think we've taken this too far? I mean, have a little respect. My father died in the chili fields of Viet Nam.

[Anonymous No.6281323]

>>6281310
I'm so sorry. I d-d-d-didn't know.

[Anonymous No.6281331]

Had this chili at friends house the other day. It was delicious. I asked for his recipe, but he just trolled me and kept trying to convince me it was barbecue stuffed potatoes, but I KNOW CHILI WHEN I SEE IT.

[Anonymous No.6281333]

r8 my chili

[Anonymous No.6281334]

>>6281331
Obviously. It's just chili in a potato bowl.

[Anonymous No.6281341]

>>6281333
that looks like a fucking delicious vegan chili. 10/10

[Anonymous No.6281346]

>>6281280

I don't think it was the beans that did it. I think it was the fact it was never chilli to begin with.

[Anonymous No.6281359]

>>6281309

OP's chilli already contains nutmeg.

[Anonymous No.6281366]

>>6281309
It's Greek-style bolognese served over noodles and topped with cheese. Which is to say, chili.

[Anonymous No.6281367]

>>6281310
your dad should have not been a yellow slope gook. And you should be required to pay for the munitions used to exterminate him, and the overhead of the American death machines that sent him to hell.

[Anonymous No.6281371]

>>6281367
>American death machines
Occupy Wall Street pussy detected.

[Anonymous No.6281388]

>>6281028
Sounds a bit too chilly for a chili.

[Anonymous No.6281397]

Chili con carne is okay, a bit too simplistic though. I'm more of a fan of chili con carne y frijoles en el arroz.

[Anonymous No.6281405]

>>6281123
I don't live in "hicksvill" or even America but I've always seen chili served with rice (or baked potato). If not rice (or potato) what do you serve it with traditionally? Or is it supposed to be eaten more like a meat soup straight out of a bowl with a spoon?

[Anonymous No.6281406]

>>6281397
What do you call it if I make it sin chile con carne?

[Anonymous No.6281412]

>>6281405
If you really lived in hicksville you'd know you're supposed to serve it with cornbread. Goddamn, I live in the North now and I really miss cornbread.

[Anonymous No.6281414]

>>6281397
illegal immigrant detected.

[Anonymous No.6281421]

>>6281131
>chili is short for chili con carne
>chili is short for chili with meat
>chili as a word on its own means literally nothing?

[Anonymous No.6281449]

>>6281421
chili is a spicy stewed meat

[Anonymous No.6281596]

>>6281280
IDGAF about beans, but it seems particularly with chili, certain people are so keen to pretend that "everything is chili xD". You don't see them doing this with any other dish. It's just chili. I presume it's pushback against the no-bean purists, but it's taken to such a retarded extreme that these people are now commonly the bigger idiots out of the two groups.

Every dish has its purists. Those who come from the place where the dish originated are always going to have strong opinions about it. Make what you like and serve what you like, but thinking words shouldn't have definitions is fucking stupid.

>>6281232
>>6281242
>>6281255
>>6281257
>>6281264
>>6281266
>>6281273
>>6281281
>>6281287
>>6281289
>>6281299
>>6281303
>>6281308
>>6281331
>>6281333

11/10, it's good to see other people share my ire about this.

[Anonymous No.6281658]

>>6281596
This. It's not a "beans or no beans" or a "is tomato paste acceptable" thing. There are a few different chili traditions, but if basically any concoction you make in a pot can be considered "chili," then the word loses any historical meaning. If you're not in a chili competition no one gives a fuck if you have beans. Or ground beef instead of cubed. I don't even give a fuck if you call a Midwestern Greek bolognese "Cincinatti chili" because no one even in Cincy would assume that's what you meant if you just said "chili." But if you want to call every soup "chili" the only thing you're doing is some mental trick with yourself. That's why vegans use it. They actually want to think they're eating the dishes they grew up with so they'll say "chili" even it's it's just a soup with rice and beans. There's nothing wrong with rice and bean soup, but vegans secretly believe there is. That's on the vegans. I eat a lot of vegan/vegetarian dishes, but I'm not about to pretend that they are something they're not. It's kind of like how that chick in the other thread called her mashed date wrapped in a head of lettuce a "burrito." I guess if that offers some psychological benefit to your actions that's cool, but keep it to yourself. Words have meaning. A Reuben isn't a "corned beef cheeseburger" any more than a pot of rice soup with beans is "chili."

[Anonymous No.6281681]

>>6281449
>spicy stewed meat with meat
you're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.6281734]

>>6281681
no, the spanish are. don't blame me for their broken language.

[Anonymous No.6282028]

Chili con carne English: chili with meat), commonly known in American English as simply "chili", is a spicy stew containing chili peppers, meat (usually beef), and often tomatoes and beans.

[Anonymous No.6282067]

>>6281103
No, chilli with meat is chilli con carne, chilli without meat is just chilli.

[Anonymous No.6282215]

>>6282067

Where the hell did you hear that chilli is without meat?

[Anonymous No.6282218]

>>6282067

Where the hell did you come up with that bullshit?

[Anonymous No.6282289]

>>6281366
>cheese

[Anonymous No.6282432]

>chilli

[Anonymous No.6282459]

>>6282067
This nigger is 100% correct though.
Let me spell it out for you deluded mince lovers.
IF Chilli signifies a dish that contains meat, then Chilli con carne means:
>chilli with meat with meat
so feel free to bite the pillow now and cry some . You've just been rekt

[Anonymous No.6282482]

>>6282459
Okay, now you must be trolling with that spelling.
Chili con carne = chili peppers with meat.

[Anonymous No.6282483]

>>6282459
chillli
you forgot an "L" anon

[Anonymous No.6282518]

>>6282482
Chili is amerifat spelling. Chilli is for the real world
>thankjeebusandthatkitschyfkneagleandholdmyhandovermyfatchestsinceage3andpledgeallegiancetotheflagoffatcuntsandignorantfuckerseverywherehooraahsohappythatiamnotborninthelandofhurrdurrfreeuuhmuriku.jpg

[Anonymous No.6282521]

>>6281131
>People from a traditionally poor region of the world made a staple food out of large quantities of an expensive ingredient.

It's all about the beans.

[Anonymous No.6282533]

>>6282518
Chili, Chile, and chilly are words. Chilli is not.

[Anonymous No.6282543]

>>6282521
this
fatcunt actually thinks a bunch of impoverished central and southern american brethren got a shitload of meat available for their signature dish. It would be amusing, if it wasn't for the stupidity that it implies.

[Anonymous No.6282544]

>>6282518
wourld*

[Anonymous No.6282547]

>>6282533
enjoy your decapitation, umerrikun

[Anonymous No.6282553]

>>6282533
>not a word
Take it up with Oxford. The real one. Not Oxford in the state of Shitsville
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/chilli

[Anonymous No.6282569]

>>6282547
>kun
weab detected

[Anonymous No.6282572]

>>6282553
Oxford isn't an American book. Chili peppers are from America. We decide the proper spelling.

[Anonymous No.6282575]

>>6282572
>Chilli peppers are not from Umerrikuh
Told you so

[Anonymous No.6284019]

>>6281242
You're that chip butty thread fucker, aren't you.

[Anonymous No.6284051]

>>6281366
Why would you eat bolognese on noodles? Bolognese is served on pasta (typically tagliatelle). I'm not one to care about "muh authenticity" but that's just fucking weird and sounds kinda gross.

[Anonymous No.6284109]

>>6282459
In Spanish, the word chile from the Nahuatl "chīlli" refers to a “chili pepper”, and carne is Spanish for “meat”.
so feel free to bite the pillow now and cry some . You've just been rekt

[Anonymous No.6284192]

>>6281039
>has everything chili has sans ground beef (which is entirely optional)
chili con carne means chili with meat you doofus

[Anonymous No.6284195]

Do any of you put beer in your chilli? I did it last time I made it and it tasted great.

[Anonymous No.6284198]

>>6284109
>The spanish are our lords and masters
Ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.6284499]

>>6284195
I use red wine.

[Anonymous No.6284513]

>>6282482
but if chili means chili con carne, then chili con carne is actually chili con carne con carnie. but that first chili also mean chili con carne, and that goes on forever, so it's really chili con carne con carne con carne con carne con carne con carne con carne con carne con carne con carne con carne con carne con carne con carne con carne con carne

[Anonymous No.6284530]

>>6281039
>>has everything chili has
Except chilis..

[Anonymous No.6284543]

>>6284195
I always make my chili with a bottle of beer, usually a brown ale.

My usual chili looks something like this

>Cube beef roast, season with salt and pepper
>brown meat in pan with a small amount of oil
>remove meat, add onions and slightly caramelize
>lower heat, add garlic and cook just slightly
>Add tomato paste and let cook for just long enough to get a slightly roasted flavor
>deglaze pan with beer of choice
>add back meat, diced tomato, and sometimes pinto beans (girlfriend likes them, I don't mind)
>bring to simmer and season to taste (cumin, chilis, salt and pepper, cayenne, paprika, anything else I'm feeling at the time)
>let cook for as long as it takes for meat to basically disintegrate

Tastes good.

[Anonymous No.6284550]

Argue about ingredients all you want, who gives a fuck.

But how exactly can you call something chili which contains literally no chilis?

[Anonymous No.6284562]

>>6282459
You are such a fucking moron.
"Chili" is the shortened term of "Chili con Carne". "Chili" doesn't mean anything, it's not even the right way to spell chile peppers. It's a short way of saying "Chili con Carne". Deal with it, you stupid, stupid, faglord. If you were just talking about chile peppers, you'd say Chile or Chiles. "Chili" contains meat.

[Anonymous No.6284565]

>>6282521
>>6282543
>has never heard of cattle drives or learned American history.
Fucking morons.

[Anonymous No.6284570]

>>6284195
Always.

[Anonymous No.6284571]

>>6281028
>beans

[Anonymous No.6284575]

>>6284550
>But how exactly can you call something chili which contains literally no chilis?
Exactly. Too many dumbasses on here think that they can make any sort of stew and call it chili.

[Anonymous No.6284580]

>>6284575
liquid + pot = chili

[Anonymous No.6284581]

>>6284575
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about, because you're an American Anon :^)

[Anonymous No.6284587]

>>6284581
Only Americans know what chili is supposed to be, and only Texan Americans at that.

[Anonymous No.6284597]

>>6284587
>Texan Americans
>Knowing anything
Ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.6284612]

>>6284597
Keep being jealous. You'll never have thousands of acres to roam on.

[Anonymous No.6284619]

>>6284612
At least my kids aren't learning creationism in school.

[Anonymous No.6284634]

>>6284619
HA, neither are mine, dumbass.
>implying you know anything about the Texas education system besides what you hear on the Daily Show.

[Anonymous No.6284646]

>>6284612
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/texas-teen-lured-to-skate-park-for-gay-bashing-then-insulted-by-cops-activists/

[Anonymous No.6284649]

>>6284587
>>6284597
>>6284634
>not loving texas chili

[Anonymous No.6284653]

>>6284646
>Dylan Beard bit through his tongue and suffered chipped teeth, a broken nose, a black eye, and other injuries when he was beaten by two friends and a 17-year-old girl
>The teen said he was invited to join some friends Oct. 12 at a Baytown skate park
The article clearly says they were all friends so i don't see what the issue it

[Anonymous No.6284654]

>>6284634
>implying I watch the daily show
you're really grasping for straws, friend. But if I am wrong, please enlighten me.

[Anonymous No.6284660]

>>6284653
"Beard, who is homeschooled, said he knew his assailants, but not very well, and they had never attacked or insulted him before."

Do they not teach reading comprehension in Texas?

[Anonymous No.6284661]

>>6284646
>beaten by two friends and a 17 year old girl
You can find incidences like that in nearly every state. There's shitty people everywhere, don't think you have any moral or intellectual high ground, buddy. What state do YOU live in? Let's see what atrocities we can find on that, shall we?

[Anonymous No.6284664]

>>6284654
That's not grasping at straws in the least. You have the typical attitude of someone who watches that show, so it's safe to assume you'd be one of them.

[Anonymous No.6284667]

>>6284649
notenoughbeans/10
undercooked/10
Texas chili clearly sucks

[Anonymous No.6284668]

>>6284649
Oh you.....

[Anonymous No.6284669]

>>6284664
Okay, well please enlighten me about the amazing Texas education system.
I don't like being wrong, so if I am wrong, please at least tell me how I'm wrong so I won't be in the future.

[Anonymous No.6284671]

>>6284661
>he doesn't support the attack
faggot

[Anonymous No.6284677]

>>6284543
>chili
>no actual chilies
>just powder

[Anonymous No.6284711]

>>6281412

Make some fucking cornbread then. It's not that hard.

[Anonymous No.6284727]

>>6284677
>cumin, chilis, salt and pepper, cayenne, paprika, anything else I'm feeling at the time
Where did I say chili powder, exactly?

[Anonymous No.6284780]

>>6281028
I add corn to mine.

[Anonymous No.6284807]

>>6284649
I don't give a fuck what anyone calls it, that shit looks fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.6284892]

>>6284669
It must be nice to be a ball-less coward who sits behind a keyboard and talks shit about other people and other places without ever revealing anything about themselves. You sound like a supremely insecure, deluded faggot.
Also, as with any state, the education system depends on whether you are talking public, private, charter, and what county, because it varies wildly, as places with higher school tax have better facilities and curriculums.

[Anonymous No.6285009]

>>6284892
If you don't want people making fun of any part of your personal identity, don't reveal any part of your personal identity. You're on an anonymous image board; don't get mad when people are smart and maintain their anonymity. Are you new here?

[Anonymous No.6285190]

>>6285009
>don't get mad when people are smart

LOL, okay. Are YOU new here?

[Anonymous No.6285223]

>>6285190
That was a round about way of calling you a retard.

[Anonymous No.6286881]

>>6281028
>rice
>no meat

What's the point? Call it what it is, vegetable soup with rice.

[Anonymous No.6286895]

>>6281039
That's mainly just soup

Chili should be thick enough to practically eat with a chip, something coursing with content, a meat base whether you add beans and frills or not.

For a soup or stew that's probably fine, soups are more watery or not really thick at all.

[Anonymous No.6286938]

>>6285223
>being this thick

Good lord, man. Now I just feel sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.6289052]

>>6286938
dick

[Anonymous No.6289228]

>>6281028
That's a very nice Chili con maricón you got there.

[Anonymous No.6289268]

>>6281028
Literally just a "con".

[Anonymous No.6289286]

This is some classic chili that I like to make. Sometimes it goes by the colloquial term "josh rogan" because it's named after the inventor, seth rogan's brother josh. He's a chili guru.

[Anonymous No.6289405]

>>6281035
>>6281039
>>6281050
>>6281115
>>6281131
Good morning /ck. You want the usual rage soup?

[Anonymous No.6289497]

>>6289228
>Chili with faggot
But I don't see any sausage.

[Anonymous No.6289508]

>>6289286
kek

[Anonymous No.6289536]

Vegetable and rice soup/stew is not chili, OP.

[Anonymous No.6289540]

>>6281028

why is it so yellow?

[Anonymous No.6289560]

beans

[Anonymous No.6289606]

>>6289497
OP will be inhaling plenty of them for dessert.

[Anonymous No.6289632]

>>6289560
>rice
>sauteed onions, garlic, red bell pepper
>tomatoes (diced and pureed)
>cayenne pepper, cumin, oregano, turmeric, nutmeg, salt
>no beans
>no meat
So now its.. rice-o-mato soup?

[Anonymous No.6289637]

>>6281039
> Rice
> In Chili

m8....

[Anonymous No.6290642]

>>6281028
that barely counts as food, much less chili

[Anonymous No.6290771]

>>6281028
>no meat
>rice

fucking kill yourself

[Anonymous No.6290788]

>>6281028
>also, no fucking chilies
please, kill yourself

[Anonymous No.6291432]

>>6281039
>based on chili con carne
>omits both the chile peppers and the meat
>both of which consist of THE ENTIRE FUCKING NAME OF THE DISH
>it's still chili!
No it's fucking not.
It's something else.
It might be comforting and tasty, but it's not chili.

[Anonymous No.6291439]

>>6281028

>rice

stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.6291548]

>not crumbling jalapeño cornbread into your chili