JOEY THREAD

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JOEY THREAD Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:15:43 2015 No.6280678 [Reply] [Original]

JOEY THREAD

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:18:05 2015 No.6280682 Woo woo woo woo woo gyang

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:23:15 2015 No.6280695 Joey makes my cock so hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:52:32 2015 No.6280760 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE1xaeOBcFU

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:02:27 2015 No.6280794 File: 52 KB, 757x595, cunt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6280678 R.I.P Joey We've lost him

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:03:36 2015 No.6280796 >>6280794 OH MY GOD NO FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:05:04 2015 No.6280800 >>6280794 idgi

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:05:14 2015 No.6280802 >>6280794 >>6280794 >>6280794 >>6280794 Joey is confirmed for kill. REVIEWBRAH FTW

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:06:13 2015 No.6280803 >>6280794 >>6280802 How does this imply hes dead?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:07:08 2015 No.6280806 >>6280803 Everything good about Joey died with that single post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:32:10 2015 No.6280863 >>6280806 He didn't even post anything idgi

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:32:56 2015 No.6280864 >>6280863 Yes he did. Look at it again dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:39:45 2015 No.6280891 File: 40 KB, 796x305, JOEYISKILL.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6280863 Here's everything you need to see. I guess the original picture had too many things on it and you got distracted. It's okay Anon, not everyone can be smart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:40:57 2015 No.6280895 >>6280864 because he agrees he shouldn't eat nacho cheese?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:42:10 2015 No.6280899 Is this is, broeys? Is the ride ending?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:42:19 2015 No.6280900 >>6280895 He's not doing the Nacho Cheese challange because of "muh self respect" Joey is confirmed for kill.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:44:20 2015 No.6280906 >>6280899 It's a sad day for all Broeys. The ride is over Anon ='(

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:46:06 2015 No.6280911 I just unsubscribed. Joey turned his back on us.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:49:00 2015 No.6280918 Fucking Ken the Jew. It's all his fault.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:50:23 2015 No.6280923 >>6280911 Oh come on Anon. SELF RESPECT! WOOWOOOOWOOOWOOO! :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:51:17 2015 No.6280927 >>6280923 Joey is 550 pounds. He has no fucking self respect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:52:09 2015 No.6280930 >>6280927 He does now :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:03:17 2015 No.6280956 Where the fuck is the last joey thread someone post link to archive pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:05:20 2015 No.6280959 >>6280956 This is the last Joey thread. He abandoned us.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:07:25 2015 No.6280964

As he stood over his fork, the minced man, the truffle he was

Rip and kick it SO HARD, just to become a tard

Feelin glorious, pastorious, flabby pectoralis

Fuckin all the whoralis' and eat chorizo for'us

Never got Giada, a hit or miss, pissed mayo and used pancakes as defibs

When his heart stopped, he came back a new man, and never ours again

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:09:08 2015 No.6280970 >>6280964 Next thing you know, he's gunna stop eating fast food and become a fucking vegan or some shit. This is a sad day indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:10:33 2015 No.6280974 >>6280964 >flabby pectoralis >Fuckin all the whoralis' and eat chorizo for'us >Never got Giada, a hit or miss, pissed mayo and used pancakes as defibs The beginning and end sucked, but this was honestly good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:10:49 2015 No.6280975 I used to be sad about Joey turning to shit, now I'm glad he is, he fucking deserves it. What a fucking cuck. Kill yourself immediately Joey. It's still hard not to get sad about the wasted potential though. Unsubbed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:11:28 2015 No.6280977 >>6280678 >abandoning Joey at all, ever YOU NEVER LOVED HIM. JOEY IS LIFE.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:12:47 2015 No.6280979 >>6280900 i believe you mean joey is confirmed for respect

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:16:36 2015 No.6280992

>>6280977
Welcome to showbiz, kid

People are only loved as long as they put out good content.

But who knows, Joey could turn out to be the next Herman Melville where all of the things he put out that were popular at the time are forgotten and his most hated work becomes classic, but I really really doubt it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:17:29 2015 No.6280993 >>6280979 no. he used to have my respect. but not anymore. now he's a sad pathetic imposter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:19:02 2015 No.6281000 File: 34 KB, 438x234, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder who's behind this.....

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:25:22 2015 No.6281017 >>6280911 I just subbed. LOLOLOLOLOL Your unsub means shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:36:35 2015 No.6281043 >>6281017 Enjoy the new Joey faggot. It's your loss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:37:41 2015 No.6281045 >>6281043 Cry moar! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:42:59 2015 No.6281059 >>6281045 >The year 2015 of our lord and savior >being this cancerous I don't think you're from here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:43:51 2015 No.6281061 >>6280992 It even goes beyond that. He is unsulting us and saying that his own fan base is juvenile shit people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:44:14 2015 No.6281063 >>6281045 TROLOLOLOLOL

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:47:22 2015 No.6281073 >>6281061 I hadn't even thought about that. Now I mad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:27:40 2015 No.6281170 File: 68 KB, 1438x1080, 1424826319914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6281061 Unsulting? Do you mean insulting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:32:59 2015 No.6281190 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv8pZk9UKzM

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:39:16 2015 No.6281203 You morons do realize that your constant begging for it ruined it, right, and not her? You were too obvious in making it seem like you just wanted to see him pig out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:41:44 2015 No.6281207 >>6281190 Fuck off Ken.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:42:13 2015 No.6281209 >>6281203 >implying we care Joey should love his Broeys. He doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:56:01 2015 No.6281235 >>6281207 what's wrong with Ken? He isn't even disgustingly obese.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:59:54 2015 No.6281243 >>6281235 >He isn't even disgustingly obese. that's what's wrong with him.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:06:07 2015 No.6281258

>>6281209
This. It wasn't a secret raid. His "no that is ridiculous" response is just an expression of disdain for the acts that made him popular and for the people who enjoyed it.
Fuck trayce but really fuck Joey. He's like the kid in jr. high that was an outcast and gets a bit popular and starts shitting on his old unpopular friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:15:48 2015 No.6281295 >>6281258 >projecting this hard Joey is flawless. Go away, Ken

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:23:53 2015 No.6281328
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>>6281235
Are you new? Ken is horrible person in general, but the big thing is that he lives off of YouTube click money but that's not enough for him so he asks his fans to send him more money. Then on top of that he writes all of it off on his taxes. The man literally writes off everything he spends money on as a business expense. Food, gas, expensive bicycles, plane tickets, cameras, ect, ect. He's a real piece of shit and I hope he gets audited and sent to prison for fraud.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:26:45 2015 No.6281340 >>6281328 And as you can tell by the pic I just posted here he's the biggest male attention whore I've ever seen. Also he and his cronies are trying to ruin Joey and all other competitors.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:30:51 2015 No.6281352 >>6281295 >implying based joey isn't kill Ayy lmao. He died, the second he started pretending to have self respect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:40:58 2015 No.6281375 >>6281328 Doesn't he donate the money to a local food bank?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:41:22 2015 No.6281376 I bet Joey sold out. He used to do this because he was passionate, but now? Where's the feels? And now he's refusing to do a challenge? Why would he do that unless it's something he didn't get paid for?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:50:04 2015 No.6281398 >>6281375 Yes. But he writes that off on his taxes as a charitable donation even though it's not even his money that he is donating.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:42:47 2015 No.6281810 >>6281258 >He's like the kid in jr. high that was an outcast and gets a bit popular and starts shitting on his old unpopular friends. Seriously. Watch him make all his good vids private too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:58:36 2015 No.6281865 >>6281170 He means unsalted, like his new healthy lifestyle

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:59:33 2015 No.6281868

>>6280794
Update: Joey has just deleted his "food mashups" playlist. The playlist linked to his best works, such as the quadruple down and fishzilla.

You still can find these videos by digging around in his account, but they are no longer featured in any of his playlists.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:02:05 2015 No.6281876 >>6280918 Ken and Jew both have 3 letters

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:02:13 2015 No.6281879 >>6281868 heh well at least the food challenges playlist is still there

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:11:41 2015 No.6281906 >>6281879 For now :^) Joey is confirmed for kill.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:36:48 2015 No.6281961 Joey was amazing when he was shameless. Now he's just another self hating faggot. I miss the Joey who wasn't afraid to admit that he loved crappy food. This new Joey couldn't be more awful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:42:54 2015 No.6281973 >>6280760 Holy shit

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:54:20 2015 No.6282007

Joe should eat a 2 pound gummi bear to show kenbro what a sissy little cuck bitch nigga he is. Little girly man stomach.
Fuck I've seen a guy eat a fuckin cactus and drink 30 000 cals of olive oil and ken can't even get through 2 pounds of gummi what a sperg

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:40:10 2015 No.6282174 Well LadyTrayce won. I guess I'll just leave now...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:46:25 2015 No.6282198 >>6282174 Before we leave. We should get revenge on LadyTrayce. To avenge the good old Joey, that she helped kill.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:49:55 2015 No.6282210 Alright I've been scrolling past these Joey threads for months now and after watching some of his videos for the first time I really don't see what the deal is. This guy is fat and annoying. Is he some kind of ironic meme?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:53:38 2015 No.6282225 File: 133 KB, 1600x1019, Mickey-Rooney-Breakfast-At-Tiffanys.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6280678 His mouth reminds me of Mickey Rourke's Mr Yunioshi in Breakfast at Tiffanys

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:54:03 2015 No.6282227 >>6282210 The ride is over Anon. You missed out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:55:17 2015 No.6282230 >>6282210 I bet all these threads are made by the manchild Joey himself, these videos are stupid and has no value, plain stupid and not even funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:55:55 2015 No.6282233 >>6280678 If he closed his mouth when he chewed he'd actually be watchable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:48:37 2015 No.6282419 >>6282225 >Mickey Rourke >filename

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:27:07 2015 No.6282770 File: 396 KB, 631x519, fat sellout.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New Review Gyang No nacho cheese yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNVLOOnWaok

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:27:22 2015 No.6282773 >>6282198 I actually think we can get him back. I hope, but yes we need to get revenge on Ladytrace and Ken. Any ideas? I personally think getting #AuditKenDomik trending on Twitter is one good way. How do we take down Ladytrace?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:28:32 2015 No.6282777 >>6282770 I'm still subbing to dislike his videos. that fat fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:36:14 2015 No.6282803 >>6282770 We aren't your gyang anymore Joey ;-; You used to be so based. WHY JOEY WHY ;-;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:37:28 2015 No.6282809 >>6280794 FUCK YOU, KEN-IN-A-DRESS

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:38:58 2015 No.6282812 >2015 >Not jumping ship to Recovering Addict Reviews https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whAUHUtUI6o

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:07:55 2015 No.6282906 >>6281235 Fuck off Ken.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:11:59 2015 No.6282920 >>6282773 We kill Ken, we kill ladytrace.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:19:14 2015 No.6282941 >>6282920 And then we kidnap joey and force him to eat nacho cheese until he dies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:23:49 2015 No.6282963 >>6282941 While subjecting him to advanced cock and ball torture

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:26:21 2015 No.6282974 I'M BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACK

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:28:12 2015 No.6282981 I love you all.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:33:01 2015 No.6283002
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>>6282770
He's still teasing the nacho cheese challenge I don't know what the fuck's going on anymore

There's still hope Broeys

We still better d0x him and make sure he gets SWAT teamed should the Nacho Cheese challenge not get uploaded

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:51:01 2015 No.6283045 has this fat fuck rated anything below an 8 before?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:37:54 2015 No.6283171

He said he's doing a challenge Friday. Could we be getting him back? Or is he going to cave in and do some bullshit like a big bowl of lettuce or some shit? We're better than this shit! We can't let ladytrayce win this battle. We need to rise up glorious /joey/ nation! We can get him back!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:04:25 2015 No.6283258 >>6283045 >you will never love all food as much as Joey

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:24:28 2015 No.6283320 File: 37 KB, 536x363, joey pwns trayce 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6283171 For those lost, not forgotten.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:29:08 2015 No.6283340

https://www.youtube.com/user/LadyTrayce/about

Everyone direct message her to the Christmas and New Year's Videos. Claim she was never a fan of Joey and was out sucking some Cullen dick on Christmas and New Year's to give Joey a shoutout in his darkest of days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:44:41 2015 No.6283377 >>6283320 Thank you based Luigi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:46:23 2015 No.6283516 >>6282770 So fat you look like you are upside down when chewing Nigga looks like homer simspon in space

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:53:11 2015 No.6283524 >>6280678 What an annoying faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:03:16 2015 No.6283622 File: 213 KB, 602x421, adult_men_one.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.robotbase.com/ai-platform/object-recognition

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:13:01 2015 No.6283634 >>6280678 he made his master in annoying, right?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:43:19 2015 No.6283820

>>6283045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzEJ9yAApZk
He didn't like this one. And Wendy I believe gave him the wrong burger once. Burger King also gave him a "little princess" burger at some point, at least I believe it was Burger King. Correct me if I'm wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:54:17 2015 No.6284107 File: 185 KB, 462x451, Joey!!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6283320 >>6283320 please be real

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:04:30 2015 No.6284127 >>6282770 I'm going to get the sriracha quesarito today for lunch. I'll let all my broeys know how it is

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:15:21 2015 No.6284155
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>>6281203
This. Joey reminds me of the fat guy everyone made fun of in high school, but he would do stupid shit and eat gross stuff just to make people laugh. The popular guys would keep egging him on and he would do it so he would feel like he had friends and people that cared about him. Yet he still went home every day having made no friends. Nobody called him to hang out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:23:52 2015 No.6284174 Daily reminder that Joey promises are broken promises. All hopes and dreams, shattered by each passing day. Now if you'll excuse me I have a tub of icecream to eat, while I mourn our loss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:26:55 2015 No.6284176 >>6283320 See >>6280794 He said he'd do it on Saturday, yeah. Then LadyTrayce came along on Sunday and made it sound like he'd be a joke if he did it. He is kill, my friends... Unless... We can bring him back!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:17:40 2015 No.6284389 >>6281328 how does that make him a bad person? He's not hurting anyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:19:49 2015 No.6284396 The more you hate on LadyTrayce, the more he'll defend her and listen to what she has to say. Back off, bring up your nacho cheese challenge in a nicer and more subtle way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:30:49 2015 No.6284422 >>6284389 He's hurting the taxpayers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:47:38 2015 No.6284485 watching this is depressing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT0QHhb3ueE once a fat fuck always a fat fuck. he's never going to lose weight

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:52:13 2015 No.6284502 >>6284155 Except it's not the popular kids egging him on, it's autists on a troll board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:58:54 2015 No.6284524 >>6281328 how did you learn this stuff?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:02:43 2015 No.6284533 Jesus Christ his life is over. Why even go on living? His house is trash, his car is trash, his health is trash. He's clearly passed his prime, if he ever had a prime. Why does he continue to not only live, but document his "life"??

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:08:17 2015 No.6284540 >>6284533 >My life is over so im gonna just fucking eat fast food until i die >I wonder if I can make money from it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:11:09 2015 No.6284544 >>6284540 There's no way he's making enough money to justify his existence. There's no chance he's had female contact in decades. Why does he go on living?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:12:59 2015 No.6284547 >>6284544 fast food is his sex anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:14:48 2015 No.6284549 >>6284547 It's so sad. You hear about people like this, but to see it documented willingly and uploaded for all to see is heartbreaking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:26:01 2015 No.6284573 File: 131 KB, 492x462, 1417203156659.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6284544 Joey has plenty to live for

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:31:12 2015 No.6284590 >>6284573 Jesus Christ man... I feel obligated to subscribe and leave nice comments, or refer him to a suicide hotline. He must contemplate it often.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:42:23 2015 No.6284636

>>6284590
Probably

In his Q&A video someone asked him what he has to live for and he gives such a stock answer that you know there's really nothing there and he has nothing to live for outside of youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEmS2EiKEt0#t=786

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:46:20 2015 No.6284650 >>6284636 I'll take your word for it. I can't make it far enough in to find the question.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:47:25 2015 No.6284655 >>6284573 I think he lives for his elderly mother, which is honorable. Any siblings he has probably didn't want to get involved but Joey stepped up to the responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:47:59 2015 No.6284659 >>6284650 13:06 but okay There's a Broey shoutout right after it too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:56:16 2015 No.6284685 >>6284659 I could have gone my whole life without seeing that answer man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:23:07 2015 No.6284763 >>6284685 Nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:24:08 2015 No.6284765 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSbA8A7lrg4

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:09:36 2015 No.6285087 >>6283045 Only when they forget something or give him the wrong order. He went on a tirade about Mexicans when wendies fucked up his order. The fat fuck still ate it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:13:01 2015 No.6285101 HOLY SHIT GUYS HE DID IT!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-numD-dFr8

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:18:43 2015 No.6285128

Cn we fucking talk about his fucking cooking videos?

they are kind of OK

this one is Bananas Foster, which i adore, and Joey does a really good job showing how to make it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x71Irdt5eA

He also looks like he's down 30-40 pounds from a year ago and it looks good on him, he's got more energy, he's standing up striagher and his cooking skills aren't exactly alain ducasse but he is clearly pro at this.

i want more cooking videos, joey! How about lasagna or roast chicken or whatever you cooked recently that was interesting or just some more solid basic? eh? eh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 18:36:59 2015 No.6285537 >>6285101 >this guy is more of a man than joey

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 18:51:41 2015 No.6285568 >>6285101 so this is the nacho cheese challege? this would literally kill joey

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 18:52:50 2015 No.6285571 >>6285568 have a little faith anon

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:13:28 2015 No.6285716

>>6284396

Exactly! I want him to do the nacho cheese too, but the way people keep demanding it, it is quite obvious that they have bad intentions. He really can't win with the nacho cheese challenge. If he does it, then he'll be called a fat slob, and if he doesn't, then he'll be called a boring traitor. I want to see it too, but we all have to admit that it's a humiliating challenge...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:31:08 2015 No.6285770 >>6284127 its meh. 5/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:08:01 2015 No.6285988 I actually found myself getting aroused. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW8MIKsajR8

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:58:56 2015 No.6286118 so its legit going down friday? fuck yes I hope he finally does it

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:57:16 2015 No.6286288 >>6280678 how much do you think joey was paid to advertise this shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:59:12 2015 No.6286293 >>6286288 He does it for the sheer love of the food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 02:12:42 2015 No.6286551 Best video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFCr-lsuKuM I want that wet fart on my face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 02:14:14 2015 No.6286554 >>6285101 I don't understand why you guys wanna watch this? Joey will literally kill himself while doing this. What is wrong with you guys?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 02:26:05 2015 No.6286566 >>6286554 Doesn't matter. There are 7 billion people in this world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 03:40:35 2015 No.6286647 File: 26 KB, 240x240, 14612417059_59cf5f5ce7_m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6280760 >I'm afraid of how relevant I'll be in a few years m8 i have sum bad newz

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 03:58:53 2015 No.6286668 >recording on the side of the road

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 04:00:13 2015 No.6286671 >reviewing childrens candy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 11:15:14 2015 No.6286872 >>6286671 >talking about a grown man reviewing children's candy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 11:32:45 2015 No.6286896 >>6286554 Is Joey supposed to do a nacho cheese challenge by drinking a large amount or is it supposed to be like his nutella challenge by smashing his face in it? I personally don't want to see either because it's stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 11:34:09 2015 No.6286898 >>6286671 >company send him the candy to review >knows nothing about the candy he's reviewing >automatic 10/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 12:35:22 2015 No.6287019 >>6286898 I know, it was such a shitty review and the candy honestly looks like disgusting plastic. I also like how all the recommended videos for me are of a little girl reviewing candy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 12:40:21 2015 No.6287031 >>6287019 When he opened it and dropped most of it on the floorboard of his car, that would have been the perfect time for him to stop, regain his composure and start the review over. I'm glad everyone called him out on being a sellout.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 12:42:20 2015 No.6287035 >>6287031 >>6286898 He's not a sellout Honestly I just think Joey likes attention and will be nice/pander to whoever gives it to him See: LadyTrayce Yes, the Broeys give him attention too but LadyTrayce has a vagina

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 12:49:23 2015 No.6287045 >>6287035 Ken has a vagina!?!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 12:51:30 2015 No.6287051 >>6287045 I'm sure Ken has offered Joey his bussy, which is just as good if not better than a vagina

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 14:37:25 2015 No.6287265 if he backs out of it friday, im done for good

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 14:52:10 2015 No.6287287 >>6287265 you phoney broeys are showing your true colors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 15:00:02 2015 No.6287304 >>6287287 My commitment to Joey only extends as far as his commitment to me. Have fun in your unhealthy relationship Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 16:41:44 2015 No.6287595 >Ken is a race traitor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYdwlt5SJls

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 16:44:58 2015 No.6287610 >>6287595 Fucking tax evader jew

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 17:04:24 2015 No.6287673 >>6287595 > I can't get a qt Asian gf but this fat fucking canuck can get one in his car to review fucking Mcflurries fuck this gay earth

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 17:35:33 2015 No.6287770 >>6287595 You just know they fucked

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 17:42:46 2015 No.6287790 >>6287770 doubt it, but if they did I'm sure ken would write of the condom on his taxes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 17:48:28 2015 No.6287809 >>6287673 He got a preggo one , her best days have long passed

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 18:01:15 2015 No.6287848 Do we have any female broeys that can advocate on our behalf and draw Joey from the temptation of LadyKen's gaping jewish maw into the loving lips of their sweet puss?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 18:38:13 2015 No.6287933 File: 576 KB, 1280x720, Screenshot_2015-03-03-15-31-55.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6287848 Lel

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 18:56:30 2015 No.6287988 >>6280678 It's off the hook! did he get paid by kadunks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 18:58:08 2015 No.6287994 >>6287848 Why? Just get a porn star pic, make a new youtube account, subscribe, and comment. You'll even make it into his notebooK!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 00:29:50 2015 No.6288994 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e17NUUKtzYo new video with a twist ending

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 00:36:55 2015 No.6289005 >>6288994 >How's it going oh for fucks sake, joey he better do that fucking challenge friday, getting sick of this shit

Anonymous Wed Mar 4 00:46:43 2015 No.6289021

>>6288994
It was nice to hear him bring "COME ON" back
Still the energy was lacking

If Joey actually delivers on the nacho cheese challenge (Mickey ears, dry heaving, and not looking like he's on tranquilizers) I will be more than happy to spread it to every corner of the internet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 00:47:46 2015 No.6289026 >>6289021 to be fair it's hard to be excited about something you hate. Unless he lied for the video he didn't even finish it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 00:48:18 2015 No.6289027 which one of you is 0DeathAssassin in the comments? thats some funny shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 00:48:57 2015 No.6289028 >>6288994 >no im byaaack >no rambling why am i rambling >not a single wooo >took like 2 bites Oh shit! Ladytrace is going to love this one. Fucking bitch. Old Joey would have seen that piece of fish and just order another one. I can't stand this shit!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 01:02:02 2015 No.6289056 >>6289027 i think 0DeathAssassin is all of us. The spirit of the broeys

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 01:12:41 2015 No.6289076 File: 276 KB, 720x2160, joey-back.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 01:23:19 2015 No.6289095 File: 48 KB, 391x250, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6289056

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 01:37:32 2015 No.6289117 File: 13 KB, 257x257, 29451d6b14a57ea49d6ff25f2510f8e0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 01:46:19 2015 No.6289135 >>6287848 We've already confirmed that /ck/ is a board populated by 90% femanons, but I'm sure that none of those whores are actual broeys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 01:47:56 2015 No.6289137 >>6289135 why not? women love fat guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 01:52:43 2015 No.6289144 >>6287848 Just use a fake account...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 01:57:38 2015 No.6289153 >>6289135 Cause some people female or not don't actually develop an autistic obsession with psychologically manipulating some clearly weak unknown obese idiot eat himself to death for their pleasure. Crazy right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 02:02:16 2015 No.6289162 >>6289153 Joey is losing weight. It's his job to eat. He didn't even finish his fish sandwich in his last video. Joey makes everyone's lives happier with his refreshing positivity and charm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 02:03:18 2015 No.6289164 >>6289135 >/ck/ is a board populated by 90% femanons, why won't one be my gf then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 02:09:11 2015 No.6289167 >>6289164 gee I fucking wonder maybe 4chan isn't a dating site

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 02:11:46 2015 No.6289168 >>6289162 You guys are funny though I give you that, it's just abit sick the whole thing. Do let him die- I mean do your food challenges with positivity- though. I respect your cause.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 02:15:34 2015 No.6289174 >>6289168 how is it sick? he was fat, then he did food reviews, then he got popular, now his popularity is pushing him to lose weight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 02:18:01 2015 No.6289180 >>6289174 And yet you guys want him to do the nacho cheese challenge lately :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 02:18:42 2015 No.6289181 >>6289135 Nah, the breakdown of /ck/ is 50% alcoholics, 25% broke ass students, 10% foodies,10% fast food junkies, 5% bitches that think they can cook aka wifey status.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 02:19:10 2015 No.6289182 >>6289180 yes and? How does him doing a single food challenge somehow outweight (no pun intended) him picking up regular exercise and scaling down his eating in his personal life?

Anonymous Wed Mar 4 02:27:25 2015 No.6289191
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>>6289182
>regularly doing fast food reviews
>doing nacho cheese chorizo marshmallow challenges for you guys
>at home cooking deepfried shit on video
>implying anything he does in his personal life can begin to negate the 80% he dedicates to this shit
>implying the tiny safe amount of exercise that couldn't kill him at his weight, would make any difference over time with this lifestyle

O i am laffin

Anonymous Wed Mar 4 02:39:21 2015 No.6289202

How is that piece of shit tax evading jew Ken not as fat as based Joey? Joey only eats like half a sandwich while Ken eats an insane amount of fast food with sides several times a week. Is Ken getting his stomach pumped weekly and taking full advantage of Canadian free healthcare?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 02:57:23 2015 No.6289217 >>6288994 after the bk spicy fish review I went to get one. when I got home I realized they forgot the spicy sauce, I was too beta to drive back to complain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 03:05:16 2015 No.6289224 >>6289202 Ken works out, he does cycling or some shit to stay slim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 03:05:55 2015 No.6289225 >>6289217 Just say posting on 4chan is your job and write it off on your taxes. I hope you kept the receipt.

Anonymous Wed Mar 4 03:09:21 2015 No.6289229

>>6288994
I love how he rates shit based on it's appearance and not it's taste. You can tell he's gonna hate it when he first sees it.
I don't get why you faggots ever liked joey. At least reviewbrah tells you exactly what it tastes like and justifies his scores with that.
Joey is just like "whaaaa there's too much lettuce, whaaaa it's not the tomatoes I like"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 03:40:38 2015 No.6289257 >>6289224 He also writes off all of his bicycle shit on his taxes as a business expense, that shit gets pricey. My father in law has spent like $400 on a single gear for one of his bikes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 04:13:44 2015 No.6289280 >>6280678 >reviewing candy for children on the side of the fucking road Christ

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 04:40:27 2015 No.6289298 >>6289229 Reviewbrah is cuckcore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 05:17:27 2015 No.6289315 File: 131 KB, 500x564, broeyy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Subtle bait is best bait

Anonymous Wed Mar 4 07:21:42 2015 No.6289464

>>6288994

at 6:15
>I'm probably gonna get ss-... oh well i'm not gonna say

Sued by Carl's Jr?
Sabotaged by Ken's jew cronies?
Sadistically ball-beaten by ladytrace?
Six fish filets at mcd's?

What was Joey trying to tell us before he remembered Ken was in the trunk monitoring his every word?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 07:39:42 2015 No.6289496 >>6289464 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 07:46:45 2015 No.6289504 >>6285128 eh that's a pretty shitty caramel sauce.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 08:22:06 2015 No.6289534 >>6289076 underrated post

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 09:19:17 2015 No.6289605 >>6289224 I thought Ken was like 240lbs and had quite the belly on him. Not a Joey belly, but more like a pregnant woman type belly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 09:23:03 2015 No.6289612 >>6289229 >Joey is just like "whaaaa there's too much lettuce, whaaaa it's not the tomatoes I like" Joey will casually flick that stuff off. Daym has to make a big production about the 'crunchy water' and 'red ring of death' on his burger

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 09:24:03 2015 No.6289616 >>6289315 This is how it's done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 09:30:59 2015 No.6289622 >>6288994 Christ, I'm so jealous of that sunny weather he lives in. It's 30 degrees right now and cloudy, which is the warmest it's been in over two months. For a moment I thought he filmed this back on a warm spring day. I just want to sleep till May.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 09:44:35 2015 No.6289649 Why does he always have that creepy music playing in the background?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 09:46:09 2015 No.6289652 File: 74 KB, 499x499, ayy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hes doing the nacho cheese challenge on friday feels good man

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 09:49:06 2015 No.6289662 Friday will be the redemption day. Alleluia broys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 10:15:32 2015 No.6289710 >>6287848 Yes, but I need guidance, for I am only one dumb girl on the internet

Anonymous Wed Mar 4 11:05:05 2015 No.6289822
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>>6289710
Pls be in London

But seriously, we won't know if we'll need your puss for sure until Friday but it's not looking good so we probably will.

What a fucking train wreck Joey's life is

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 11:16:59 2015 No.6289851 >>6289822 Do people actually challenge him, or did he just decide one day to dump baking soda and vinegar into his mouth?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 11:31:48 2015 No.6289891 >>6289851 No, he just did those things because he wanted to. It's kind of understandable, food challenges were more popular back then anyways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 12:37:54 2015 No.6290080 >>6289504 What the hell is wrong with it? He cooked it perfectly

Anonymous Wed Mar 4 13:16:39 2015 No.6290231

New cooking video..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho5UO161cWo

OK tbh itwas boring until the middle although I was thinkning about how chilled out he is and how hanging out with him would be a pretty chill affair, like you know he has personality but he uses it to be cool and funny not a dick, and can hang with pretty much any crowd

but after that halfway point i was starting to get that uncomfortable feeling like wtf is that food abortion is that literally all he's doing and what what what

so yeah I think he deliberately did this fucking cake thing to fuck with us there can be no other explanantion

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 13:25:12 2015 No.6290247 we should report every ladytrace comment we see as spam.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 13:26:17 2015 No.6290249 cuz fuck that stupid cunt

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 13:27:48 2015 No.6290251 >>6290247 i like this idea

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 13:54:09 2015 No.6290304 >>6289028 >>6289822 I fucking called it. Fucking bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 13:57:12 2015 No.6290310 >>6288994 >How's it going I actually felt my balls tensing. I feel so blueballed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 14:00:12 2015 No.6290315 >>6289822 >yfw ladytrayce is actually reviewbrah trying to get /ck/ to watch him again because he's jealous we started paying attention to joey instead of him

Anonymous Wed Mar 4 14:03:06 2015 No.6290324

>>6289710
Make sure your profile is linked to your Google+ clearly authenticating that you're an attractive female. ONLY post very genuine sounding and very friendly comments that talk about YOUR feelings toward how the food looked. Take care to present your thoughts on the food in a similar way that Joey would (For example, saying it's another example of McDonalds trying to be 'healthy' and forgetting they're a burger a joint or how you love it when the cheese oozes like that).
Be consistent, and always act like a very genuine and sweet person. Don't fall into the temptation of cheap trolling. You're in this for Joey. Don't let him down. It's for his own good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 14:21:03 2015 No.6290370 >>6289822 She's well spoken and flattering to joey's self esteem. Notice she's not demanding anything in CAPS like some of you nacho cheese retards are doing. Do what >>6289315 did. Sweet, subtle, polite.

Anonymous Wed Mar 4 14:33:18 2015 No.6290394

>mfw my new method of drifting off at night to a cosy sleep is to put Joey's video on a shuffle playlist
>hear utterances of 'woowoowoo', 'monkey, monkey' 'I'm BYYYYAAAACK' and other such Joeyisms randomly in my dreams
>wake up each morning to Joey, likely orgasmically munching on a burger in his car or banging his head off a table wearing a mickey mouse hat with his face covered in whatever he is eating
>daydream about Joey all day long
>Joey Is Love
>Joey Is Life

Anonymous Wed Mar 4 14:42:25 2015 No.6290418

>>6290370
Let's wait until friday before disparaging the nacho cheese retards please, because if it gets done that'll have been more productive than pretending to be french and seducing Joey.

If this Nacho Cheese Challenge is the return to form that it needs to be then we can do both.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 15:21:11 2015 No.6290509 It's so sad to see a grown man so lonely and pathetic that some girl being nice to him in YouTube comments has completely changed his demeanor lol. Dude needs to just stop.

Anonymous Wed Mar 4 15:21:23 2015 No.6290510
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>tfw the most invested thing you've been involved in for the past 4 months is fighting for the soul of Joey
This has passed the point of watching ironically to being genuinely upset about the influences of the LadyTraces of the Broey community. How the fuck did this happen?

Anonymous Wed Mar 4 15:24:42 2015 No.6290518

>>6290510
Dude, I know.

I'm a vegan. I used to watch Joey's videos with disgust of his overconsumption of disgusting mounds of meat and cheese, smacking his fat lips and enjoying every laboured breath

Now Joey is a symbol of freedom to me. To do what you want in life. To live your life how you want, and be happy and carefree. To not be afraid of being silly and goofy. To be happy, appreciative and savour every moment of enjoyment you get in life no matter where you get it from. A man who ignores all the criticisms, hatred and vitriol that gets spat at him and keeps on going for us. I'm proud to be part of Joey's food gyang.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 15:26:18 2015 No.6290525 File: 13 KB, 601x601, 1407286411384.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6290518 this is actually kind of beautiful

Anonymous Wed Mar 4 15:27:39 2015 No.6290529
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>>6290509
You think that's sad? It's fucking life, man. It's what ALL men do. A woman being nice to a man will completely change him if he thinks he has a chance to fuck her. This is no secret.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 15:34:06 2015 No.6290556 >>6290529 Joey has no chance to fuck anyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 15:39:33 2015 No.6290572 >>6290556 That doesn't stop him from being a genuinely nice guy. He's always kind, laughing and joking around, even with his haters. Nothing can bring Joey down. If I lived in San Jose, I'd want to be his friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 15:51:03 2015 No.6290608 >>6290572 If Joey had any friends he would have been put on a 1600 calorie diet long, long ago. Joey has no friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 20:24:55 2015 No.6291264 File: 517 KB, 1280x720, Screenshot_2015-03-03-15-31-39.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6290394

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 21:59:05 2015 No.6291490 >>6290518 You should send this to Joey.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 00:29:48 2015 No.6291845 >>6290608 How could anyone not want to be his friend?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 00:57:14 2015 No.6291894 Okay, don't come to /ck/ much but can someone give me the cliffs for this? Who is he? hat the fuck is his go? Why is he vomitting chorizo at my screen? And what's the new challenge?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 01:19:17 2015 No.6291928 >>6291894 His name's Joey. He does Joey's Supercool Food Reviews. He's back. Raw chorizo is awful. The new challenge is nacho cheese.

Anonymous Thu Mar 5 01:41:20 2015 No.6291961

>>6291894
Joey is a man, a myth, a legend of the food world. He is (or was) a shameless profit, brought to us by the gods. Much like Jesus the Jews hate him and try to bring him down. He was betrayed by one of his friends Ken "receipt savin, tax evadein" Domik. (Judas) Joey has brought joy to millions. However, he has been tempted by the serpent known as Ladytrayce who wants based Joey to fall into mediocrity and fail. We here at /broey/ try our hardest to save him. Joey is love, Joey is life. WOOWOOWOOO!!

Anonymous Thu Mar 5 03:09:32 2015 No.6292064

Does he have any videos where he doesn't act like a retarded manchild faggot tryhard? What the hell does "this swings" come from? I've never heard anyone ever say that to mean "this is great." Why can't he eat more quietly when he knows the mic can pick up his disgusting mouth noises? Why does he look into the camera like a forlorn lover and long-lost friend? Why does he live in such a shitty apartment for a middle-aged man?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 03:17:50 2015 No.6292081 >>6292064 what kind of tryhard manchild writes posts like this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 03:29:57 2015 No.6292098 >>6292081 I'm just bored but I'm leaving soon. Entertain me, monkey, and answer my questions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 04:19:41 2015 No.6292145 File: 100 KB, 749x450, traycebtfo2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6289822 Get on it. If it means taking down Joey, and having to re-build him up. That ugly fat oreo eating frito chomping vegan bitch needs to leave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 04:39:29 2015 No.6292161 File: 15 KB, 240x320, 1395933656035.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6290315 >reviewbrah Ain't no brah of mine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 06:06:23 2015 No.6292227 File: 1.25 MB, 320x180, fat fuck.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6280678

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 06:43:32 2015 No.6292261 >>6290315 I fucking hate reviewbrah and his autistic fucking voice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 06:50:28 2015 No.6292270 >>6292227 Joey is living the dream gyang. No matter how many billions Ken is going to write off, he will never live the dream. Fuck Ken.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 07:52:05 2015 No.6292359 >>6292145 Is she even vegan? I see her comment about food with cheese on a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 09:12:04 2015 No.6292476 >>6292064 >Why does he live in such a shitty apartment for a middle-aged man? HE LIVES IN A HOUSE! HE HAS A BACKYARD!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 09:50:02 2015 No.6292522 >>6292476 He had a tree that he had to hire people to cut down. He's a pretty standard middle aged middle class American

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 10:01:43 2015 No.6292543 >>6292522 Tree felling is not cheap. I got some estimates for the one in my backyard and it was in the ballpark of $800-$1000. So at least you know Joey earns some money with his catering business.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 10:31:12 2015 No.6292601 File: 256 KB, 377x399, 1378703525564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6292543 >tfw someone finally orders "bananas fosters"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 10:51:15 2015 No.6292656 File: 24 KB, 534x443, 1299180167193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6292601 >choice between banana fosters or rice krispie birthday cake as dessert Tough call

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 12:15:57 2015 No.6292905 >>6292476 It's still shitty and he is definitely a manchild or acts like one in his videos. He is probably on depression medication IRL but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 13:01:30 2015 No.6293025 >>6292476 I thought that was before he moved back in with his mom? Wasn't he also living out of his truck for a while?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 16:45:11 2015 No.6293601 File: 135 KB, 670x424, 1409638555645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My fellow Broeys We are now on Nacho Cheese Eve How does it feel?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 16:52:38 2015 No.6293620 >>6293601 What do we do if he renigs on his promise?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 16:56:32 2015 No.6293635 File: 44 KB, 396x385, 1324249370767.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6293620 We riot

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 16:59:50 2015 No.6293645 File: 254 KB, 350x375, nfl-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6293635

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 17:20:18 2015 No.6293722 calling it now, for "the challenge" I bet he does some bullshit like a big bowl full of lettuce or something else healthy. LadyTrayce is overjoyed and leaves super positive comments. Ken writes off Joey's lettuce on his taxes. screencap this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 17:22:55 2015 No.6293732 How many tendies would you have to be given to drink a pot of coffee that was brewed with Joey's worn underwear in the pot?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 17:24:23 2015 No.6293736 >>6280678 The eve of Nacho Cheese Challenge. Get hyped.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 17:24:57 2015 No.6293740 >>6293732 tree fiddy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 17:25:09 2015 No.6293741 >>6293732 Not enough tendies in the world m8. Coffee is disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 17:25:52 2015 No.6293744 >>6293741 It can be tea if you want

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 17:35:12 2015 No.6293780 Nacho cheese challenge tomorrow!! WOO WOO!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 17:45:34 2015 No.6293832 if he actually releases this video /ck/ is gonna explode. like the /ck/ equivalent of half life 3 coming out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 17:45:52 2015 No.6293833 File: 19 KB, 396x385, 1367503580641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6292145 >luigi johnson i'm honored to call myself a broey

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 18:11:30 2015 No.6293953 >>6292145 God Damn! I just read all of the replys to her comment. I'm havin quite the giggle. she is getting fucking rekt! Keep it gyang!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 18:23:51 2015 No.6293991 File: 106 KB, 750x482, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whoever you are based Albert thank you. Truly doing gods work. WooWooWooWoo!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 18:28:25 2015 No.6294012 >>6287848 >>6289710 >>6290324 shit like this is why I love this place. goddamn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 18:42:35 2015 No.6294051 File: 22 KB, 533x477, 1407380143272.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The nacho cheese epiphany is coming. Joey is love. Joey is life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 20:37:26 2015 No.6294359 >>6293991 Did she really have a part in all of that #killjoey bullshit? I wouldnt be surprised if she did.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 20:40:33 2015 No.6294371 >tfw furiously F5'ing joey's channel If joey really does this it's going to be the single greatest thing that's happened in my life in months.

Anonymous Thu Mar 5 20:53:21 2015 No.6294396

We picked some obscure guy on Youtube eating cheap food while talking in a goofy voice and we formed an entire community worshipping him. We've spent more than a year constantly posting about him here, on his facebook, on and youtube. We've psychoanalyzed every movement, every syllable, every mannerism across his countless videos. We've engaged in smear campaigns against his competitors and countless flamewars against those we deem a negative influence on him. All this time, all this effort culminates tomorrow. If on March 6, 2015 we see this lonely fat man put on his Mickey Mouse ears and dive face first into a pot of nacho cheese, it will be a dawn of a new age. We will have won over the haters once and for all. Ken and LadyTrace and all the others will no longer be important, because the broeys will reign supreme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 21:40:36 2015 No.6294505 >>6294396 he said he would do it he better not back out or half-ass it and ladytrayce is still posting on the newest video and getting lit up. fat fucking cunt is trying to take joey away from us.

Anonymous Thu Mar 5 21:58:41 2015 No.6294564

>joey is sitting in his kitchen right now with mickey mouse ears on with a giant jar of nacho cheese in front of him debating weather or not he should do the "nacho cheese challenge". he knows he can't let his broeys down but on the other hand he wants to please ladytrayce. he knows he will let down a lot of people either way.
>joey sits for hours debating what he should do. as the clock nears midnight the pressure is on. what will joey do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 22:00:28 2015 No.6294572 File: 534 KB, 763x444, 1421418620625.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All of our hard work these past few months is coming to a head, I'm fucking ready for this. It's in Joey's hands now, Joey's ashy, white-nailed, sausage hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 22:07:29 2015 No.6294600 Is there a way so I can get an alarm to go off on my phone everytime joey uploads a new video? Like have the alarm noise joey going "woowoowoo!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 22:14:36 2015 No.6294624 holy shit guys I think we killed him www.sfgate.com/news/us/article/Famous-youtube-food-reviewer-joseph-hernandez-dies

Anonymous Thu Mar 5 22:23:14 2015 No.6294648
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>>6294624
>www.sfgate.com/news/us/article/Famous-youtube-food-reviewer-joseph-hernandez-dies
>Joseph Hernandez, creator of the cult hit "Joey's World Tour" was found dead in his kitchen by his neighbor. An investigation is ongoing, but the apparent cause of death was asphyxiation caused by inhaling nacho cheese.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 22:46:28 2015 No.6294696 >>6294648 ;_;7

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 22:50:04 2015 No.6294703 File: 8 KB, 243x207, 1389769155470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6294648 WHAT HAVE WE DONE?

Anonymous Thu Mar 5 23:21:59 2015 No.6294789
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You have been with him since day one.

Standing at the precipice of a new era in food reviewership, you boldly leaped with him into the unknown, letting him be your guide to this strange new world. You reveled with your fellow broeys as he gave you Arby's Meat Mountain, Hamburghetti, and the Monkey Style burger. You stood by him like a dog at his masters' heel, even during the sorrowful Weight Watchers Era, while his detractors grew stronger.

You made art for him. You wrote poetry, made videos, created fan clubs, and even wrote a musical about him.

You fought in the front lines of Operation Woo. You stood with your fellow broeys like a bastion against the dread queen LadyTrayce, who whispered like a serpent into Joey's ear, trying to make him into a shell of a man. She lost that battle, but remains an ever-present stain on Joey's videos. And thus began Operation Back On The Rails. You went toe to toe with the legions of Ken "the discreet cheat" Domik, smiting his anti-Joey propaganda wherever his black tendrils reached. But Ken and LadyTrayce are vile creatures with many troll accounts, and their insidious influence is far reaching, and it is hard to know if we or they are winning in this war.

Tomorrow we enter a new era, my broeys. In a few hours we will know the outcome of Operation BOTR, and whether our lord is truly ours again or has fallen into darkness. Whatever the outcome is, be this a return to the Elder Days or an era even more bleak than the Weight Watching era, I am honored to have been your kindred broey.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 23:29:27 2015 No.6294810 >>6294648 he went out doing the thing he loved rip in peace joey

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 23:45:16 2015 No.6294834 15 MINUTES BROEYS!!!!

Anonymous Thu Mar 5 23:50:02 2015 No.6294847

Guys we all know he's not going to upload the video at midnight. It's gonna be sometime tomorrow afternoon most likely.

I know we're all lurking this thread and F5'ing his page like a monkey on crack, but it's not coming until tomorrow afternoon I would venture to guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 23:53:46 2015 No.6294860 Any estimates as to how many broeys there are?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 00:00:23 2015 No.6294880 IT'S UP IT'S UP

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 00:03:03 2015 No.6294891 >>6294880 thought you were lying BUT HOLY SHIT ITS UP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgCEJU1x4i0

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 00:05:48 2015 No.6294901 >>6294880 Holy fucking shit! Ok /broeys/ I was wrong!!! he did have it set to upload at midnight!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 00:06:35 2015 No.6294905 >>6294891 It's... Beautiful. We won. We have killed lady trayce

Anonymous Fri Mar 6 00:11:38 2015 No.6294923

>>6294891

So many WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO's
The REAL "I'M BYAAAAACKKK" not that fake shit
The crazy look in his
The Mickey Mouse ears
IN HIS TRUCK
The guttural animalistic noises as he devours the cheesy goodness
Please SUSSCRIBE

FUCK YOU LADYTRAYCE. THIS IS OUR JOEY.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 00:11:55 2015 No.6294925 File: 531 KB, 801x459, Screen Shot 2015-03-06 at 12.10.49 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6294891 Holy fuck This is up there with some of his best Is it too early to declare Operation BOTR a success?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 00:12:13 2015 No.6294926 >>6294905 She might give up but in case she comments, we have to destroy her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 00:15:01 2015 No.6294935 >>6294926 She will comment some passive cunty shit and we will have to silence her

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 00:15:47 2015 No.6294938 >>6294926 >>6294935 I can't wait to rip that bitch apart when she does. Albert Bill where are you!?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 00:18:01 2015 No.6294942 People with a plebbit account: upvote this http://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/2y3x0p/joey_does_the_nacho_cheese_challenge/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 00:26:11 2015 No.6294959 File: 92 KB, 240x314, yessssh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6294891

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 00:30:38 2015 No.6294966 File: 142 KB, 477x347, wherediditallgosoright.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 00:31:07 2015 No.6294968 >>6294942 This one too https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2y3yk5/joeys_world_tour_of_nutella_challenge_and_raw/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 00:33:19 2015 No.6294974 File: 15 KB, 392x164, oh shit yes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] time to start throwing ideas for the next challenge at him

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 00:47:58 2015 No.6295004 File: 403 KB, 374x597, returnoftheking.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6294891

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 01:01:38 2015 No.6295041 File: 1.15 MB, 1280x720, Screenshot_2015-03-05-21-59-34.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6295004 Fuck yeah that was great I've never seen him look happier what's the next challenge we get him to do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 01:05:09 2015 No.6295050 >>6294974 >>6295041 WASABI CHALLENGE, GYANG? WOOWOOWOO!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 01:06:11 2015 No.6295052 >>6295050 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exHsmY8FJ78

Anonymous Fri Mar 6 01:09:36 2015 No.6295065
File: 1.08 MB, 1280x720, Screenshot_2015-03-05-21-59-12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>6295050
He already did a wasabi challenge i say we get him to do a new challenge called the fruit salad challenge he must eat 2 full bananas a can of pineapple a can of peaches a can of pears a can of manarin oranges and a can of fruit cocktail all topped with whip cream from his clear bowl

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 01:10:08 2015 No.6295067 >>6295052 >>6295065 Well shit, I had no idea this video existed. I'm not a true broey. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 01:53:37 2015 No.6295133 post limit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 07:09:16 2015 No.6295534 File: 1.76 MB, 219x186, kimjongunapproves.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6294891 I can't believe it happened. It....It's beautiful

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 08:01:43 2015 No.6295588 >tfw I started the Joey thread that eventually saw the return of the king through the nacho cheese challenge

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 20:25:24 2015 No.6297445 >>6294891 This is beyond post modernsims. How is some Youtuber named LadyTrace such a she-devil?

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