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Cooking cringe thread?

>> No.6257333
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>>6257332

>> No.6257339
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>>6257333
That's the dankest meme I've ever seen.

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6257343

>muh zoli's

>> No.6257345

>>6257333
>if I shitpost at things I don't like then they'll go away

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>>6257345
thats the plan faggot.

>> No.6257349

ITT: /b/

>> No.6257353

>>6257348
Oh continue then :^)

>> No.6257354

pretty much any /ck/ one picture recipe thread

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>>6257353
u got it bb.

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>>>6257352

>Chili
>Green Beans

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>>6257354
This is now a picture recipe thread.

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>>6257365
jesus

>> No.6257369
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>> No.6257371

>chili
>has beans

>> No.6257372

>>6257360
What the hell is this?

>> No.6257377

>>6257332

So it's like chilli with beer? Gross

>> No.6257378

>>6257371
>no beans in yo chili

i shiggy diggy doo

>> No.6257379

>>6257367
Ramen omelette is not that disgusting tbh, just don't mix the sausage.

>> No.6257386

>>6257379
It doesn't look appetizing to me, but I can understand how some people could like it.

>> No.6257390

>>6257379
>>6257386
>autism

>> No.6257392

>>6257360
Any good VEGAN recipes guys? Bonus if gluten free.

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6257397

>implying this doesn't qualify as pizza

>> No.6257400

>>6257369
So, a bacon bomb without the bomb?

>> No.6257403

>>6257400
Hey nice dubs

>> No.6257463

No pic related but I cringe when people make pancakes with water instead of milk. They just taste so bland - then they drown the fuckers in cheap crap syrup.

How I do it?

>Make pancake batter, use milk.
>hot skillet
>peanut oil
>Fry those fuckers in peanut oil.
>Enjoy delicious, fluffy, pancakes with a nice crisp nutty outer layer with just awesome maple syrup on top. with just a bit of butter.

>> No.6257466

>>6257463
That sounds awful. Grow up a little.

>> No.6257467

>>6257463
>no fruit
>no mention of type of batter

pig disgusting

>> No.6257468

>>6257379

> not that disgusting tbh

what the fuck

>> No.6257471

>>6257466

Grow up? I like flavor in my food so I'm immature. Right. You sound like my mother.

>You used garlic and salt and pepper in this sauce? THATS TOO FANCY SON YOU NEED TO REALIZE NORMAL PEOPLE DONT EAT THAT CRAP

>>6257467

I assume most people know how to make pancake batter. Milk, Flour, Eggs, Butter, Baking Powder, Salt, Sugar.

I have fruit on the side.

>> No.6257474

>>6257390
How is that even autism?

>>6257468
Just a different way of preparing it, similar to pasta frittata.

>> No.6257475

>>6257365
He looks exactly like what I picture most of the losers who make these terrible foods to look like.

>> No.6257480

>>6257471
Assuming people enjoy standard pancake batter, yes that's how it's done. It's bland and shit.

>> No.6257485

>>6257360
Even the dog knows that's fucked up

>> No.6257491

>>6257463
>not using buttermilk
>not frying in bacon fat or butter

Hey you tried at least.

>> No.6257493

>>6257463

*tips chef's hat* you sure showed the unenlightened sheeple.

>> No.6257502

>>6257371
chill has kidney beans in it faggot

>> No.6257506
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6257506

Anyone got any actual godtier versions of these pic recipe mothafuckas

>> No.6257510

>>6257502

of all the beans in the universe you could put in your chili, you picked fucking kidney beans?
disgusting.

>> No.6257516

>>6257510
Well your palette might not like the taste of them but beans and kidney beans especially are an almost definite part of the recipe, how about you acutally post a good recipe instead of being a cuntbag

>> No.6257525

>>6257506

> Cream
> Bacon

No

>> No.6257527

>>6257525
thats why I said godtier versions...

>> No.6257529

>>6257506
They are all on the booru. Browse and find the ones you like.

>> No.6257531

>>6257529
forgot the url. http://ck.booru.org/

>> No.6257533

>>6257531
>http://ck.booru.org/
you fucking legend

>> No.6257535

>cooking cringe
>not food gore

Fuck off to reddit

>> No.6257536

>>6257332
Shitty comic aside that recipe turns out pretty good.

>> No.6257543

>>6257360
Please, fucking please tell me it's just some crazy dog person who made an elaborate birthday cake for his dog.

The idea that somewhere out there is a human being who ate this thing isn't something I can accept right now.

>> No.6257558

>>6257332
I hate anything that's annotated in this style. "WHAT'S THAT?! MOTHERFUCKING OLIVES. FUCK YEAH, OLIVES."

Yeah, okay. Stop trying so hard and just give me the fucking recipe.

>> No.6257559

>>6257360
Is that actually icing? I see a packet of instant mashed potatoes there. I could see this not being retch-inducing if the icing was instant mash with food coloring.

>> No.6257586

>>6257471
>>You used garlic and salt and pepper in this sauce? THATS TOO FANCY SON YOU NEED TO REALIZE NORMAL PEOPLE DONT EAT THAT CRAP

We need stories of anon's mother.

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>>6257471
>you sound like my mother

I feel bad for your mom if she has to deal with this shit

>> No.6257604

>>6257359
It sounds strange, but I first used this recipe a few years back and still use it to this day.

The green beans add some kind of magic to it.

>> No.6257829

>>6257379
Sausage in an omelette is fine. Adding ramen is pure autism though.

>> No.6257843

>>6257829
To each his own I guess. I don't say I love them but it's a nice break from normal instant noodles and I make them sometimes.

>> No.6257872

>>6257332
Sugar and basil in chili? Fucking Midwesterners.

>> No.6257903

>>6257506
That German fuck needs to clean his fucking kitchen

>probably an American living in Germany

Why do Americans settle for squalor?

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>>6257506
>heavy cream
>bacon
>garlic

>implying this is carbonara

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>>6257360

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>>6257360
Its a meatcake. Meatloaf layers with mashed potato icing. Pic is one I made. That one looks kinda shit though.

>> No.6258626

>>6257506

In a pinch i suppose you can use bacon if you really can't get a hold of pancetta or guanciale, and i'm sure some purists scoff at the addition of garlic...

but my main concern is why the fuck are you adding cream. Do you know why you are adding eggs? they do the job of making a creamy sauce. You don't need cream. And also using shitty fucking bagged preshred parmasan instead of pecorino.

>> No.6258642

>>6257343
i was craving this the other day

>> No.6258834

>>6257390

That's not how the disorder works

>> No.6258865

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLSCXRnjMGk&spfreload=10
visiting from /cgl/, here

>> No.6258872

http://youtu.be/yRkzOH_42Qk

>> No.6258896

>>6257332
The recipe itself is OK
Too much cumin, and it's missing something. I'm personally a chili pleb so I have no idea what i think is wrong with it, just that it tastes off somehow. But not as bad as like prepackaged stuff, or the kind you get at most restaurants.

Rambling aside the comic itself does just make you want to punch the guy.


Can /ck/ recommend any of it's favorite chili mixes?

>> No.6258903

>>6257397
It's not delivery, it's DeStruggle

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>>6257332
Saw this the other day being spread around Facebook
>mfw weight loss
>muh low carb!

>> No.6258928

>>6258903
a petite giggle

>> No.6258929

>>6258914
What's wrong with these people? Is it really that hard to just eat veggies that aren't drowned in mayo and grease? Shit, I mostly snack on sweet mini peppers now

>> No.6258969

>>6257506
I'm not one to take offense to adding things to MUH CARBONARA, but I feel that the cream really just serves no purpose. The cured pork gives off more than enough fat, and the eggs are meant to thicken into their own sauce. The cream is just redundant.

>> No.6258981

>>6258969

I think people add the cream because they are probably screwing up folding the eggs into the pasta and it ends up too dry

>> No.6259060

>>6258929
I CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT
I EVEN TRIED TO DIET
MUH GENETICS

>> No.6259100

>>6258865
Fapping here.

>> No.6259163

>>6258914
>weight loss
what? that's bulk tier
>6-8 strips of bacon
350 calories
>1/2 cup of mayonnaise
450 calories
>1/2 cup of sour cream
230 calories
>2 cups of cheese
900 calories
>Head of Cauliflower
170

That is like 2100 calories. What kind of lard planet needs to add 1900 calories of crap just to eat veggies?

>> No.6259172

>>6258914
>Saw this the other day being spread around Facebook
Hopefully they were mocking her. How can some just ignore the biggest part of weight loss (calories)?

>> No.6259183

>>6258981
>>6258969
>>6257525
>>6258009
>>6258626

will you guys shut the fuck up about carbonara holy shit. everybody who's cooked for themselves for a year or two knows this shit. you don't look fucking smart you just look like the cunt at the shit chinese place telling his friends that fortune cookies aren't chinese. there's as much reason to add cream as there is not to: it's your fucking decision. don't know it's inauthentic? you're not missing much. adding cream doesn't magically turn it into a biological weapon or even a shit plate of food. and the use of your own regional equivalent to pancetta/guanciale makes all the sense in the world. so pipe the fuck down for fuck's sake. every fucking thread

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>>6258914
low carb ya sure, that dish is mostly fat
mfw people can't balance their diets
mfw people seem to take food advice from monthly magazine publications

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>>6259183

I love the kinds of reactions carbonara generates.

It's almost as good as mentioning chipotle.

>> No.6259192

>>6257360
>>6257559

It should be obvious it's not icing by the consistency, and I'm almost positive the bag of instant potatoes was included in the pic so that it would be known that this is what is being spread around the meat. And yeah, it's not that bad with that in mind. So basically, the whole thing would taste like mashed potatoes with beef, gravy and peas. It was only made to look absurd and like a birthday cake.

>>6257372
>>6257485
>>6257543

>being this abysmally oblivious

>> No.6259206

>>6257333
I thought it was funny

>> No.6259287

>>6259188
http://zxing.org/w/decode?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fck%2F1424657123829.jpg
>I seriously hope you guys don't scan this.
I'm dead.

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>>6259287
>mfw it actually scans
top kek! whoever made it has done good

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>> No.6259669

>>6259666
satan's tendies

>> No.6259672

>>6257343
Wa la!
a

l
a
!

>> No.6259675

>>6259666
Hail Satan and his unholy chicken.

>> No.6259683

>>6259287
What is it? I don't have a smart phone.

>> No.6259684

>>6257343
I miss Fazoli's threads so much.
>tfw no lapiz lazuli gf

>> No.6259714

>>6259683
It decodes as "I seriously hope you guys don't scan this."

>> No.6259719

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s
this man's entire channel

>> No.6259727

>>6257332
>not made with deer burger you got for free
>no ro'tel chili fixin's
>little bullshit crackers instead of godly ritz or club

close but no cigar

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>>6257543
>not making your dog meatloaf cake with cream cheese icing

>> No.6260198

>>6259727
>le fedora man

>> No.6260237

>>6257506
>that dirty kitchen
>that over-crowded pasta pot

These are seriously more appalling than the cream.

>> No.6260242

>>6257360

Is it a birthday cake for his dog ?

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>>6259733

>> No.6260266

>>6259719
anon, this is a cringe thread
not a contemptible disgust thread

>> No.6260290

>>6259183

It's a complete travesty to call the vomit inducing piece of shit meals that these people are advocating as carbonara, the pasta dish of gods.

>> No.6260334

>>6260290

get a life

>> No.6260469

requesting the guy who put a can of dried milk through his ceiling or some shit.

>> No.6260478

>>6260469

>>6256049

>> No.6260481

>>6258568
how long ago was the meatcake phase? 4 or 5 years? longer?
i remember every blog made one of these fucking things after someone did it for their wedding.

>> No.6260488

>>6259733
shit das kawaii

>> No.6260526

>>6259666

That kid's parents are gonna kill him.

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>>6258929
Some people just don't know how to eat veggies. I just recently met a transfer student from Japan and we were discussing food. One of the things she said that was weird to her was that over here (America) people don't really seem to eat vegetables other than a salad once in a while, but that's about it. She also said it was strange how much cheese people eat over here.

>> No.6260578

>>6257365
Is that Joey's son?

>> No.6260611

>>6259060
There's a show on TV at the moment in the UK where they basically film people who say this stuff for a week and then shame them with the evidence.

The presentation is pretty cringeworthy, but 90% of the time it's because people don't bother to actually count every calorie and think just picking up "low cal" main items is enough. Also we're a bunch of alcoholics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OxD3TWNXWg

>> No.6260731

>>6258914
>I don't add the mushrooms in mine
People like this need to die... is she SO averse to eating vegetables that she needs to literally drown cauliflower (the blandest of all vegetables) in fat just to eat it?

>> No.6260748

>>6260611
That's awesome. I'm now taking an hour long break from work to watch this, drink a beer, and idly eat a box of crackers.

>> No.6260957

>>6259188
Actually decodes as "I seriously hope you guys don't scan this."

Glorious meme.

>> No.6260995

>>6260957
Just scanned it.

Anon is right.

That's hilarious.

>> No.6261008

Meatbread
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Meatbread

>> No.6261021

>>6261008
>tfw I want to put cooked sausage into bread dough now

>> No.6261026

>>6257903
>this non american sucks
>he probably lives in america
>why do americans suck

What the fuck kind of retarded logic are you using?

>> No.6261032

>>6261008
Man fuck you, meat bread is the best game food.

>> No.6261070

>>6261008
My mom used to make this for poker parties when I was a kid, but she'd make a few kinds.

>Ground beef, jalepenos and cheddar
> Ground sausage, onions, and bell pepers
> Diced pepperoni, sliced tomatoes, basil, and mozzarella cheese

Probably one of my favorite nostalgia foods.

>> No.6261116

>>6261008
a bakery near my house actually serves bread rolls stuffed with meaty chunks of chicharron, pretty good actually.

>> No.6261117

>>6261116
Sausage rolls?

>> No.6261138

>>6259163
I think it's a low carb thing

>> No.6261143

>>6259666
i lol'd

>> No.6261176

>>6261138
What is the point of eating low carb if you're just going to eat all that unhealthy shit anyways though?

>> No.6261903

>>6261176
Fat and brotein fill you up and keep you filled up for longer. People with no self control tend to gorge themselves on simple carbs and wonder why they're hungry in an hour resulting in several hundred kcal more eaten than if they had just ate a hamburger steak with some broccoli or something.

>> No.6261933

>>6261903

but that's bullshit

fat is easy as fuck to eat with reckless abandon and a great deal more calorie dense than carbs

>> No.6261943

anyone have the video of that gross finnish guy making potato soup and macaroni and throws in slices of american cheese into the pot?

>> No.6261969

>>6261943

yes

>> No.6261987

>>6261933
studies have shown otherwise

>> No.6262004

>>6261987

'studies have shown' huh? i bet 'science says' so too.

what fucking studies and what exactly do they say?

what about people who tend to eat one or two meals a day? does smothering everything in fat in that context actually makes sense, or does this only apply to people who eat frequently?

the only conclusion of 'low carb suppresses your appetite more' is that people who have the means and inclination to eat whenever they want probably shouldn't eat high carb. it says nothing about eating enormous quantities of fat for whatever meals you do eat. it's stupid and people are stupid for adopting it.

>> No.6262022

>>6261987
Have you tried eating a carb only diet? By the time you reach 2000 calories or whatever your body size calls for, you will not be able to eat anymore. I know this because I've done it many times. Getting to that point in a diet that's high in fats means you've gone way over your recommended calorie intake. I know because I've done this too. ex. Eating four macarons over the course of an hour (1000 calories)

>> No.6262044

>>6261176
>>6262004

The idea for eating a shitload of fat when carbs are severely limited is to have the fats replace the carbs as a source of long term energy

Essentially, the keto group containing molecules will be broken down instead of the glucose that would otherwise come from carbs

so there is a point to eating that "unhealthy shit" (besides products with high sugar content) metabolically speaking.

>> No.6262045

Is it really that difficult to just eat in moderation and be a bit more active? I think everyone generally knows what they have to do to eat well, they just don't. It's really not difficult.

>> No.6262059

>>6262044
also if one is lifting they should not do a no carb diet

there is like no glycogen produced by ketogenic diets. Glycogen, which is the carb product that is stored in muscle tissue and acts to provide those muscles with glucose

So no carbs->no glycogen -> no immediate energy source for muscles

>> No.6262070

>>6262022
I could easily eat 2000 calories of bread/rice/pasta/fruit/low fat ice cream.

>> No.6262077

>>6262044

>Essentially, the keto group containing molecules will be broken down instead of the glucose that would otherwise come from carbs

a) what does this mean
b) so what

>> No.6262079

>>6262022
macarons are high in carbs. the thing about high fat diets is they're also low carb. it's really hard to hit say, 2200 calories of chicken parts.

high fat, high carb is generally a disaster.

shockingly, overdoing anything is often a disaster.

>>6262004
same response applies to you. and yes, we are posting on a tonganese shell trading image board in the 21st century. we have the ability to eat what we so choose. if you seriously are interested in losing weight and probably improving your health, you should generally avoid multiple thousands of calories a day in carbs. shit's bad son.

'drowning in fat' is a misnomer. it means eating a bunch of nuts, avocados, fatty fish, etc.

>> No.6262082

>>6262077
it means your body has to work harder to get the energy it needs to function, rather than just grab energy for free (readily available sugars from carbs).

it means you'll lose weight because your body is expending more calories

>> No.6262095

>>6262077
You need a source of energy(ATP). You also need a constant source of ATP, so the body needs a way to store the precursors for ATP. These are carbs and/or fats

In a balanced diet, ATP is synthesised by the brakedown of glucose. Glucose comes from the brakedown of carbs. So no carbs means no glucose

However, the body can use the brakedown of fat in these molecules(that have keto groups) to produce the ATP

If you dont have carbs you need the fat for long term energy storage.
Fat brakedown is also less efficient than carb brakedown so one would need a lot of fat in their diet

>> No.6262099

>>6262082

so you're saying the metabolic process of digesting fat creates an energy deficit compared to digesting the same amount of energy from sugar?

i highly doubt that's actually significant.

>> No.6262110

>>6262099
sry I misspoke
>>6262095
Fat brakedown is MORE efficient than carb brakedown

The point is you need a source of energy from either carbs or fats or else the body will star breaking down muscle

>> No.6262120

>>6262099
how do you think effective diets/lifestyles like atkins, etc have been around for literally decades? it's enough to make someone lose a couple pounds a month. 20-30 lbs a year is very significant

>> No.6262138

>>6262120

>how do you think effective diets/lifestyles like atkins, etc have been around for literally decades?

the same reason homeopathy has?

>> No.6262146

>>6262138
except one's effective with loads of scientific research behind it and the other is homeopathy with bullshit SNIFFING ROSEMARY CURES CANCER slogans

>> No.6262153

>>6262095
all sorts of retardation coming from this post - from the misspelling of "breakdown" to the regurgitation of shitty biology statements

>> No.6262158

>>6261969
post plox

>> No.6262159

>>6262146

you have to understand that the last two posts you just made do not, in any way, constitute a compelling argument for low-carb diets, right? so what do you actually have?

>> No.6262162

>>6262153
whats wrong with the regulation?

except for the part where I made it sound that the saturated fats themselves have keto groups

>> No.6262170

When I was growing up, my parents would make corn pancakes.

Not corn fritters, but full on pancake batter, with corn the way you'd put, say, chocolate chips.

I enjoyed them a ton and still make them, and I even got some friends into them.

>> No.6262177

>>6262170

few years ago my ex had an american housemate. on pancake day he and his boyfriend made us blueberry and corn pancakes. i offered to caramelise the corn in butter to see what it was like. they were the fucking shit m8.

>> No.6262180

>>6262177
>Added blueberries, as if blueberries and corn tend to go together
>carmelized the corn

Sounds like you guys are just shit.

>> No.6262185

>>6262159
it's already been posted multiple times. it's widely available knowledge. you are essentially asking for basic shit like 'how do plants produce oxygen' or 'why is the sky blue'.

here's a few basics, however, since you seem unable to look for actual effective science on the lovely google machine

http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/carbohydrates/low-carbohydrate-diets/
>a low-carbohydrate diet may help people lose weight more quickly than a low-fat diet (31,32)—and may help them maintain that weight loss.
>The DIRECT study compared low-carb, low-fat, and Mediterranean-style diets and found that after 2 years, weight loss and maintenance were better for low-carb and Mediterranean-style diets
>The low-carb diet was most beneficial for lowering triglycerides, the main fat-carrying particle in the bloodstream, and also delivered the biggest boost in protective HDL cholesterol.

http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-living/weight-loss/in-depth/low-carb-diet/art-20045831
>low-carb diets, especially very low-carb diets, may lead to greater short-term weight loss
>Some studies show that you may shed some weight because you eat less on low-carb diets because the extra protein and fat keep you feeling full longer.

>> No.6262188

>>6262185

so it's literally fucking nothing but 'may' and 'if sufficient arbitrary conditions are met that favour the conditions of these studies'. cool.

>> No.6262195

>>6262180

not as if they tend to go together, just so we could make the most american thing possible on pancake day, you party pooper.

>> No.6262201

>>6262188
yes, you can't say 'all' because you'll have someone who's completely inactive eat quadruple bacon cheeseburgers sans bun 3x a day and fuck up the study.

also you're clearly trolling at this point, so i'm gonna stop biting the bait. you're either a fucking moron discrediting science on everything like the tards fucking up this planet with LOL WINTER MEANS NO CLIMATE CHANGE! or a 6/10 troll trying to button push. either way, hiding thread, so long.

>> No.6262204

>>6262188
this ones pretty good
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2716748/

>> No.6262214
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>>6257360
it is for the dog...

>> No.6262275

>>6262045
its winter where i live from october to march

>> No.6262306

>>6262158
>>6259719

>> No.6262378

>>6262306
No.

>> No.6262381

>>6257332
Not recycling all those cans. Absolutely horrible.

>> No.6262385

>>6262381
Because that's the biggest problem there.

I want the retards to leave /ck/.

>> No.6262390

>>6262275
I live in Northern Canada. Why aren't you getting calories out from shoveling snow? Don't you have a job, or do you just sit around all day? I work in a warehouse and we hired a fatass guy who has lost 30 kg in the last three to five months without changing his diet. If you eat right and just move more, you lose weight, it's really not difficult unless you have a serious medical problem, and being fat isn't a medical problem.

>> No.6262394

>>6258626
This goddamn block of cheese cost me $9 for less than half a pound. it's $22 FOR A POUND OF THIS SHIT
fuck pecorino

>> No.6262405

>>6262381

came here to post this

>>6262385

if you don't recycle those cans you are fucking inconsiderate piece of shit

>> No.6262409

>>6262405
>recycling
Stop that. It belongs in the garbage. The only thing you should recycle is paper. The planet's only on loan to us, dude.

>> No.6262445

>>6262409
Actually, recycling paper is worse for the environment because it's a chemical process and trees are a renewable resource. Recycling metal makes sense because it takes less energy to process metals than it does to mine new metals. There isn't infinite metals on earth, but we could potentially have infinite trees.

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>>6258903

>> No.6262798

>>6260611
>we brits loave our butta
>britbongs talk about usaians and their butter

>> No.6262802

>>6262004
>science says
My favorite. Scientists say, people, not science. And science 'says' otherwise from what the bullshit filled scientists feed us.

>> No.6262835

>>6258626
>pecorino
>parmesan

Pick one.

>> No.6262843

>>6258903
Fuck
Got me

>> No.6262881

>>6258914
Nothing wrong with this.
Keto actually works you fucking fags.

>> No.6262884

Lol at all the retards who don't workout/do cardio/lift.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=132598293
If you've even taken a HS bio class you should know this.
Krebs cycle motherfuckers.
Idiots.

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>>6257360

Why the fuck did I laugh so hard at this?

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>> No.6262961

>>6258914

I've made something very similar to this and it's damn delicious. Good for you?

Fuck no but that's not the point. This bitch be trippin.

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>>6262195

>not putting bacon in the pancakes

Doing it wrong.

>> No.6263001

>>6258865
Is this one of those intentionally bad kinda things?

>> No.6263109

>>6257332

Such a fucking try hard faggot, oh my god. That fucking comic made me rage, I lost my shit. I want to punch the person responsible.

Also, chilly is shit tier peasant food.

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>>6259666

>> No.6263132

>>6260540

I'm a brit, - we eat a fair amount of cheese, but having lived in America for three years, it's like...

"Cheese optional" goes for pretty much everything. Like, you can have anything with cheese.

There is so much cheese, everywhere.

>> No.6263150

>>6257332

I cringe more at the awful shit he puts into that chilli than the dire comic.

>1 large can of tomato sauce
>1 normal can of tomato sauce
>1 can diced tomatoes

What the fuck are you doing. 1 can, at most. You're not making tomato soup.

>green beans
>corn
>basil

Shouldn't be coming anywhere near it. I leave out the kidney beans too.

>2 tsp cumin

Chilli should be about half cumin by weight.

>4 tsp chilli powder

And the other half should be chilli powder. Not just generic either. Where's the chipotle, ancho and pasilla?

>> No.6263159

>>6260540
To be fair, Japan just can't into cheese. The only cheese readily available in a non-specialty food store is like orange plastic cheese.

>> No.6263177

>>6262381
>>6262405
Silly samefag.

>> No.6263238

Ok, I get why you people don't like heavy cream in your Spaghetti alla carbonara, but garlic and bacon? Garlic is a tasty addition and healthy as well. Alright, if you really want to be authentic, leave the garlic out.

As for bacon:
>the dish is not present in Ada Boni's 1927 classic La Cucina Romana and is unrecorded before the Second World War. In 1950 it was described in the Italian newspaper "La Stampa" as a dish sought by the American officers after the allied liberation of Rome in 1944. It was first described after the war as a Roman dish, when many Italians were eating eggs and bacon supplied by troops from the United States.

...original Carbonara was most likely cooked with bacon. I understand that some quality ham is an improvement over "pleb bacon", but how can you be so autistic about it, if using bacon is actually more authentic?

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6263239

where the FUCK are the chiles and frijoles

and the two panels with the 10 year old £15 speakers and fucking psp with nina simone playing on it??
(a live version nothin less, im surprised its not just named nina_simone_just_in_time_live_youtuberipper_com.mp3)
i would straight up set this bloke on fire if i met him i aint playin

>> No.6263258

>>6257332
>no coriander
>no strong brewed coffee
>no dark cocoa

5/10 at most

>> No.6263271

>>6263132

This is so true. I didn't realize it until a Japanese friend who was visiting pointed it out. I was kind of blown away

>> No.6263278

>>6257332
That recipe looks amazing. And the comic itself is in the same vein of EMT. I don't see why I would cringe at that.

>> No.6263288

>>6262079
>it's really hard to hit say, 2200 calories of chicken parts.

Only skinless chicken-breast, i'd say. Wings, thighs/drumsticks have a shitload of calories with the skin on, even without deep-frying them.

>>6262070
>Rice/Pasta

Definitly. I can eat ~2000kcal in a single meal easily when i make pasta. Then again, i am used to big meals through IF.

>> No.6263291

>>6257397
>[triggered]

>> No.6263305

>>6258914
I would eat the fuck out of that.

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6263453

>there's no such thing as too much pepperoni

>> No.6263466

>>6263453
mmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.6263471

>>6262044
>list of articles proving that keto works in reality:
>

>> No.6263874

>>6260611
This is my new love! How come no-one else has done anything like this show?

>> No.6264041

>>6263453
Almost kicking in some trypophobia there

>> No.6264055

>>6258914
this got me. How the fuck can you not enjoy just simple roasted cauliflower with some garlic and olive oil sprinkled on it? These people deserve the diabetes they will soon get....and i have diabetes

>> No.6264277

>>6263278
So what's your reddit username?

>> No.6264543

>>6263453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhbxf8

>> No.6264721

>>6262958
THE ONLY PROBLEM HERE IS THE JELLY BABIES AND YOU KNOW IT

>> No.6264787

>>6264721
>le 'microwaving as a form of preparation is okay' meme

>> No.6265029

>>6262958
>first you overfill a decorative bowl
>microwave to save time
>then you put even more shit in it
>use time saved in step 2 to clean up marshmallow mess
>line your pan with foil because you learned that stuff is sticky

>> No.6265040

>>6265029
forgot step 6
>cut treats and pile them on top of each other so they stick together again

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>> No.6265281

>>6257471
>Mommy problems

Underage or basement dweller?

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>>6265102

>> No.6265317

>>6264787
>>6265029
Mad samefag.

>> No.6265339

>>6265102
Hell, I'd have a slice...

>> No.6265361

>>6264543
Maddox seems upset.

>Stop liking what I don't like!
>I'm so much smarter than you all!

So much butthurt in that vid.

>> No.6265445

>>6265102
This is amazing

>> No.6265459

>>6265317
sorry I insulted your tendies warmer, but you're on /ck/, not /r9k/ you miserable shit.

>> No.6265461

>>6263471
bitch im not trying to prove keto works

just explaining the metabolic regulation that the keto diet is based on and why fat is necessary for that kind of diet

>> No.6265468

>>6265102
tempted to try

>> No.6265479

>>6257365
I did not see the cheese added in or mentioned at all besides pointing out a bag of cheese. This makes this recipe stupid. Stupid stupid stupid. If you say you need cheese, you have to add the cheese, other wise it is so confusing on how to make the recipe. I don't get it.

>> No.6265501

>>6263453
this makes me feel weird/gross

>> No.6265519

>>6265479
>doesn't know how to cook an omlette

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>> No.6265635

>>6263466
enjoy your cancer before 40

>> No.6265946

>>6265501
See
>>6264041

>> No.6265978

>>6258914
>weight loss

more like heart attack cauliflower. unless you're running marathons, there's no way to fit that in your macros during a cut

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>>6258903

>> No.6265995

>>6265553

Bitch what the fuck is orange cognac? If you don't write Grand Marnier, most people won't know that's what you mean by that. What an irresponsible chart

>> No.6266253

>>6257369
>Step 8: Enjoy your heart disease

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>>6258903

>> No.6266300

>>6265553
>2015
>being a degenerate who drinks alcohol

>> No.6266732

>>6261070
Dad-damn that sounds good

>> No.6266815

>>6258929
MASON DAT U BRUH

>> No.6266852

>>6263159
Japan has high taxes on food import like cheese and alcohol to promote japanese food.
That's why all the good cheese in japan is so expensive.

>> No.6266870

>>6265102
The idea is nice. I just don't know about the fillings and the squashing.

>> No.6267390

>>6266870
You squish it so it will fit into your mouth.

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>>6262958
Fuck you that actually looks pretty good

>> No.6267523

>>6267398
Of course it's good. I made it well. I only posted it here because anon hijacked the thread and said it was now a recipe share thread

>> No.6267554

>>6258865
hahahahah holy shit.

What the flying fuck is she doing.

>> No.6267575

>>6266300
allah snackbar

>> No.6267586

>>6259719
I bet this guy has eaten human before.

>> No.6267588

>>6267554
You think that's bad. Everyone have a look at this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM
Wonder if he got food poisoning from the uncooked meat.

If you cringe, you lose.

Hard mode: Watch the whole thing

>> No.6267589

>>6265102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5Ki4IzBZjg

>> No.6267607

>>6267589
What the fuck am I watching?

>> No.6267621

>>6267607
Degenerate Amerifats. At least he's empowering those fatties.

LEL

>> No.6267633

>>6267607
the secret to the recipe