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let's have a /ck/ humor thread

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/r/ing the greentext of the guy invited to his co-workers house for a dinner and being autistic about a soup while baking his bread in their oven

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>>6255951
a classic

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>>6255991
And part 2

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Might as well dump some things while I'm here

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>> No.6256056

>>6256041
>2006
fuck, I thought I was a hoarder but you take it to the next level

got any of boss nigg shitpostings? that guy was hilarious.

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>>6256056
Sorry I've only been here for two years or so. Saved that in another one of these threads.

>> No.6256062

>>6255851
That's fucking cool

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>> No.6256083

>>6255991
This autist thinks we don't have beef, tomatoes, black pepper, and hot sauce in Ireland?

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>>6256082
>20 hours ago
>8 hours ago
>2 seconds ago
>51 minutes ago
>2 hours ago
>a few seconds ago
>about an hour ago
>37 minutes ago
>mfw

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>> No.6256183

>>6256177
so that's how you make refried beans

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>>6256177
>you could stick a whistle up my ass and I would've held a solid note for an entire week

>> No.6256192

>>6256189
the same happened to me after my first homebrew beer
It lasted only for a day though

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>> No.6256206

>>>6255835

this made me LOL quite heartily

>> No.6256226

>>6256083
He thinks that "irish stew" is a traditional poverty food from medieval times and never evolved as Irish people gained access to more ingredients.

>> No.6256271

>>6256082
>is the whole number toll free or just the area code
My fucking sides

>> No.6256307

>>6256184
>>6256177
Shit stories are always the best.

>> No.6256351

>>>/k/24821955

>> No.6256400

>>6256022
I cried

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Fresh

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>>6255846
mein fucking sides

>> No.6256542

>>6256463
>Anonymous
>>6256466
>>6256472
>>6256478
>>6256485
>>6256491
>>6256495
>>6256495
>>6256498
>>6256508
Stop.

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>>6255840
>>6255851
>>6256036

Oh my god I'm dying

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>>6256082
The Bush Beans facebook page has some absolutely insane people posting on it.

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>>6256015
That's what that anon gets for listening to a tripfag.

>>6256039
I feel horrible for laughing at this anon's pain but it's written like you'd see in slapstick comedy.

>> No.6256915

>>6256044

>the children are dead at this point

Sides into fucking orbit

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>>6256041

>> No.6256921

>>6256066

What am I looking at?

>> No.6256922

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free range.

>> No.6256927

>>6256894
>tfw the real menu is nowhere near as interesting

>> No.6256929

>>6256226

I'm picturing the guy now...comes over in a sweater vest, Land's End jacket and trilby. Soda bread is lovingly wrapped and sealed with twine in a muslin cloth kitchen towel; apple juice is in a glass decanter.

>> No.6256938

>>6256802
Anyone have the story on this?
Who's Marie?

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We had another humor thread a coupla weeks ago, so I'll only post a few.

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>> No.6256968

>>6256938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

Taste the cringe

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1/2ramblin man

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2/2

>> No.6256996

>>6256198
one of the funniest things i've ever read

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>>6256968

>> No.6257056

>>6256968
>implying that finished product didn't look toppest of god-tier delicious

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>>6255840
>"Get the fuck out of here anon"
>"Perhaps"

hahahahahah

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Thanks to all posters in this thread.

I just lurk, and I got a good laugh out of these.

>> No.6257102

>>6257081
Isn't this that kid from teens react?

>> No.6257109

>>6257102
yes. she got famous because boobs

>> No.6257121

>>6256307
You should read about some of /k/'s adventures with MREs.

>> No.6257153

My first day on this board
Those threads are nice to understand the culture of a place

>> No.6257206

>>6256921

girl was posting pics of her putting forks in her mouth and shit

anon asked for a picture of her eye, then made that image and said 'now everyone knows what you look like'

maybe you had to be there

>> No.6257228

>>6256868
Holy shit, someone actually followed that recipe for the sake of science? Mad props.

>> No.6257285

>>6256955
What the fuck. I'm sorry but who is laughing at this? That is fucked up.

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>>6256957
>>6256960
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>>6256955
hahaha!

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>>6256066
>>6257206
You had to be there.

But she has posted a few times since then and I always post that pic in the thread.

>> No.6257860

>>6255860
underated post

>> No.6257890

>>6256307
>>6256307

Stories of shits have been around since ancient times, check out the roman graffiti at pompei.

My favourite : Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, shat well here

http://www kashgar.com au/articles/The-Bawdy-Graffiti-of-Pompeii-and-Herculaneum

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Commencing dump

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>>6257930
>>6257935
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>>6257942
>>6257945
>>>/k/

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>>6257945
Better than post-modern art/10.

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>> No.6257964

I don't think anyone here even remembers the habanero thread from many years ago

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>>6257969
wat

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>> No.6258032

>>6256083
>implying the irish have anything but booze and potatos
ayy lmao

>> No.6258033

>>6257973
Wat. The blue cheese I sort of get, but the gravy's just gonna congeal and be a bitch to clean out.

>> No.6258045

>>6256061
ahah do you have the conts?

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>>6256957
>>6256960
>>6256961
>>6256963
What the fuck.

>> No.6258074

>>6257924
Fats look so happy when they have food.

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>>6256082

>can you just do the refund into my penpal accnt

>> No.6258090

>>6257981
Pickled onions, popcorn, beans, bowtie pasta and peppermints?

>> No.6258100

>>6257924
Only one pizza?

>> No.6258109

>>6256996
Louisiana boy here, I can confirm that this kind of thing happen regularly. Old black dudes seriously have an incomprehensible dialect. I'm not even racist, but you just gotta keep agreeing with them until they stop talking to you

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This definitely happened.

>> No.6258156

>>6258109
>Louisiana boy
>not racist
ayy lmao

>> No.6258187

>>6257962
Key-lime pie?

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>> No.6258220

>>6255837
Anybody have the guy who eats butter and didn't know it was weird?

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>>6256957
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>>6256957
>>6256960
>>6256961
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>> No.6258380

>>6257285
It's not even alive

and everyone knows that laughing at the dead is hilarious

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>>6256957
>>6256960
>>6256961
>>6256963
Fuck being on /b/, this is gonna creep in my nightmares until I die.

>> No.6258422

>>6256307

Yeah I miss shit greentext threads on /r9k/ and /ck/, they very rarely get posted anymore

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>>6255997
I dont use gimmick anything either

>> No.6258458

>>6258010
this one always fucking gets me, how disappointing would it be to crack open a watermelon and see that

>> No.6258462

>>6258015
i dont get it
>>6258442
is that some gimbap?

>> No.6258546

>>6256472

What's so bad about that? Mash it up, add some pepper and you have a fantastic meal.

>> No.6258557

>>6256495

I always wonder who figured cheese out. I mean, come on, man, how does that happen, even accidentally

>> No.6258579

>>6257927

That's a sandwich maker and not a George Foreman

>> No.6258597

>>6256022
>gingerbread man
like deedee from dexters lab

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>>6258220

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>> No.6258633

>>6258462
hell yeah nigguh

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>>6258629

>> No.6258638

>>6258557
Pickling things with vinegar is an ancient preservation technique. Add vinegar to milk and you get seperated curds. For a long time people would do this and just eat the curds right out of the whey, and then drink the whey, because it was the year 1000 BCE and they had nothing better to fucking eat. Then some bright bulb got the idea to take the curds out of the whey and preserve them with salt. After that it's just evolution and regional preferences.

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>>6258637

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>>6258640

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can't believe someone didn't post this yet

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>>6258643

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>>6258647

>> No.6258654

>>6258644

I bet he wanted one of those funny pink swirly things in it. What are those things anyway?

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>>6258651

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>>6258655

>> No.6258662

>>6258654
No idea. I was also wondering that

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>>6258661

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>>6255837
Some cu/ck/ here posted on another humor thread on another board.
I've come as an emissary to shitpost here.

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>>6258667

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>>6258672

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>>6258675

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>>6258678

>> No.6258687

>>6258662
>>6258654
Narutomaki. Yes, that's where the character got his name from. It's a kind of fish cake.

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>>6258684

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This can be considered a joke right?

>> No.6258708

>>6258689
More.

>> No.6258716

>>6255846
>/ck/ humor thread
>posts a /fit/ meme

>> No.6258720

>>6258684
>>6258689

Those people taking the guy seriously, goddamn.
>of course they're european

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>>6258708
That's my whole folder so far, need to find more Ken M.

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>>6256963
>>6256961
>>6256960
>>6256957

My grin slowly turned into an expression of disgust and abject horror.

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>>6256963
So good.

>> No.6258745

Does anybody have that guy (I think it was about a year ago now) who legitimately didn't know what a fucking lemon was?

>>6256177
You don't know the *real* meaning of "imitation crab meat" unless you're a /diy/nosaur.
>>6256307
spend more time on /k/
the mre and deployment portapotty (not mutually exclusive) stories are great.
>>6258600
I had a cat who ate butter and he turned out all right.

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>>6258742

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>>6258751

>> No.6258757

>>6256051
>Council house eclair

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>>6256963
>YOU FUCKING FUCK SHIT

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>>6258755

>> No.6258776

>>6256968
Is this a fucking joke?

I lost it when she chopped the onion

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>>6257967

>> No.6258824

>>6257966
fucking mega kek

SOMEONE ACTUALLY ATE THAT POWERADE TURKEY

HOLY SHIT SAUCE

>> No.6258838

>>6256968
I honestly don't understand how a person her age can fail this hard at cooking. Her knifeskills are on the level of my 13 year old cousin like wtf??

>> No.6258899

>>6256206
>How about I slap your shit gnome
Ah, it's nice to knoe fellow 4ch()nners are back home.

>> No.6258902

>>6255846

Emu meatballs? Hipster as hell

>> No.6258910

>>6255991

>getting mad that non married couples live together

Sure is 1915 in here

>> No.6258912

>>6258910
Haha, stellar observation.

>> No.6258970

>>6256071
I throw a tablespoon of water in the pan and if it spits I assume it's hot enough

>> No.6259002

>>6256472
>roommate walks in, accuses me of being Russian peasant

>> No.6259027

>>6258557
Pretty sure cheese really was an accident, though.
People using animal stomachs for storing milk and the acid and enzymes occurring naturally in them turning it into cheese.
When you think about it it's pretty fucking crazy how we got from banging rocks together to make fire to having smartphones, eh?

>> No.6259031

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kK6F7t-x6E

good old 2008 keks

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>> No.6259065

>>6255991
>>6255994
I was there for both of those threads. I think OP left because everyone kept calling him an autist.

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>>6256957
>>6256960
>>6256961
>>6256963
A: how is this /ck/?

B: sweet creamery jesus, what the fucking hell.
I mean I don't even
fuck

>> No.6259129

>>6259031
related 2010 keks
http://youtu.be/NRHrImhFnZY?t=59s

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>>6256058
>soda
>milk

>> No.6259146

>>6257924
i would use the leftie as a bean bag

>> No.6259148

>>6259131
It's actually not bad. Nothing I would care to make again but it wasn't disgusting.

>> No.6259150

>>6259131
It's actually really tasty

>> No.6259152

>>6258720

d-did you look them up to find that out?

>> No.6259155

>>6257966
is this like a /ck/ potluck?

>> No.6259161

>>6256957
>>6256960
>>6256961
>>6256963
It really sucks that guy didn't try to help his roommate at all. An obsession with shit and other regressive behaviours are obviously signs of mental illness. Dude was probably a terrified schizophrenic.

>> No.6259186

>>6255837
>Not using an air horn while baking the pizza

>> No.6259238

>>6258689
>>6258684
>>6258678

this ken M guy is my new fucking hero, this is the funniest shit i've read in a while man.

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>>6257964
I sure don't, because I've only been /ck/ for about a year. Care to enlighten me?

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can't be a ck humor thread without some chicken whispers

>> No.6259268

>>6257976
depression.jpg

>> No.6259306

>>6257976
>>6257980
>>6257981
>>6257984
>>6257986
>>6257987
When there is no more room left in hell, the dead shall recant.

>> No.6259318

>>6255851
That's not funny, that's rad as hell!

>> No.6259320

>>6257966
>>6257976
Oh...no, oh my word. No. These people are real. These are photographs of an actual get together in some basement with wood paneling and...a fucking bale of hay? Being tracked throughout over that disgusting basement carpet? Maybe they're going for some theme. Those fucking shoes, please no. I don't know. I need to take a walk, this is too much. This saddens me. It's like the twilight zone. These people think they are perfectly normal.

>> No.6259324

>>6259320
you must be new here

>> No.6259327

>>6259324
Well, not to 4chan, but this board yeah. I'm seen plenty of disgusting shit here but the most disgusting of all are image sets like these of folks who are oblivious to how insane their behavior is.

>> No.6259335

>>6258689
>>6258684
>>6258722
Based Ken

>> No.6259339

>>6259324
>>6259327
no one tell him

>> No.6259348

>>6259255
>SHHHH! ITS CHICKEN WHISPERS
i lost it

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6259370

Guys. GUYS.

I recently bought a large bottle of Sriracha (Huy Fong brand, accept no substitutes). I have tasted it many times before, but I have never until now had a bottle of the stuff for my very own.
I have ever since been putting it on everything. Breakfast was 4 eggs and a shitload of Sriracha scrambled together in a pan. The other day, I was in a hurry and warmed up a frozen quiche and put a bunch of Sriracha on top of it. THE QUICHE ALREADY HAD JALAPENOS IN IT, GUYS. At my girlfriend's urging, I even squirted a bunch of Sriracha from the bottle directly into my mouth, and I actually LIKED IT and have been repeating the experience frequently.
So I guess what I'm saying is Sriracha: not even once. It is a delicious spicy addiction unlike any other.

And also, I shall share my recipe (as it were) for a Sriracha and Parmesan cheese sandwich:
Place slice of whole wheat bread on plate. Apply thick layer of Sriracha to bread. Sprinkle liberally with grated Parmesan cheese, or any similar hard cheese. Top with second slice of whole wheat bread.
Ingest. Revel in the temporary abatement of the need to keep eating Sriracha.

>> No.6259436

>>6259370
Way to kill the thread

>> No.6259437

>>6256957
>>6256960
>>6256961
>>6256963
why is this even on /ck/

>> No.6259489

>>6258629
>>6258637
>>6258640
>>6258643
>>6258647
>>6258651
>>6258655
>>6258661
>>6258667
>>6258672
>>6258675
>>6258678
>>6258684
>>6258689

Ken is now my new culinary hero. Funniest stuff I have read here in a long time.

>> No.6259510

>>6256968
using the surface to measure

>> No.6259551

>>6259370
Nice job ruining the fucking thread you fucking idiot

>> No.6259555

>>6259370
Give yourself an enema with it

>> No.6259605

>>6255846
a homemade coconut.

he makes coconuts in his home.

>> No.6259642

>>6259605
>reading comprehension

>> No.6259685

>>6256495
i like this guy

i also wonder how people figure shit out. i was watching this show where these tribal people figured out they could make tree roots into a edible bread type food if they mashed them up and put them in a bag and buried the bag underground for like a week then they take it out and cook it.

i wanna know who figured that out. it had to be some guy who was just pulling shit out of his ass saying "trust me, this is gonna work" and he was just as surprised as everyone else when it turned out to be edible.

>> No.6259690

>>6259685
A lot of people died for our taste buds.

>> No.6259698

>>6259690
basically

if you ever think about modern science and anatomy you have to realize

we had to do a lot of REALLY FUCKED UP THINGS in the name of science.

>> No.6259769

>>6255851
>could have cut lengthwise in half instead

Still rad

>> No.6259777

>>6255851

While this is both extreme and kinda cool, you can know the same thing by just looking at the bottom of the twinkie.

>> No.6259844

>>6259769
when you use a knife it mushes things around.

>> No.6259889

>>6256968

>So let's begin with out pure, homemade, tomato sauce
>cans

yup

>> No.6259933

>>6256957
>>6256960
>>6256961
>>6256963
>>6256963

I haven't read this in six years

still shining gold

thanks anon

>> No.6259956

>>6259685
hungry people will try anything
in this particular case, someone found rotten tree roots and tried cooking them and didn't die

>> No.6259971

>>6259339
Tell me what?

>> No.6259976

>>6259971
Hey you're not me faggot

>> No.6259980

>>6259976
Shh, I'm pretending to be a different newfag so I can still get my answer and not get called out for it

>> No.6259982

>>6259971
>>6259976
>>6259980
b-but I made that post

>> No.6260010

>>6259982
yeah pretending to be me lmao

>> No.6260019

>>6258109
>2015
>Not being racist

>> No.6260039

>>6256003
fuck that was the biggest loose evarrr

>> No.6260064

This is the blog of a Korean weeb who tries to open his own ramen shop and become a master chef like his glorious annie mays.
https://bokuchoi.wordpress.com/2010/10/26/hello-world/

>> No.6260067

>>6259242
I used to go to that King Soopers.

>> No.6260069

>>6256044
That was the grossest funniest ugh

>> No.6260111

>>6255837

>Thawing tostinos pizzas
>microwave on high for 7 minutes
>center is frozen

this triggers my autism

I used to cook all my tostinos pizzas in the microwave until i saw it explicitly says dont do that you poverty stricken pleb

>> No.6260132

>>6256198
i h<vn't laufghed like this inages
can'ät even type roight now
shaking too mcu

>> No.6260139

>>6256968
this is obviously satire

>> No.6260156

>>6260139
It was used to explain what not to do while cooking for a class.

>> No.6260157

>>6260132
Another Louisianian here. Can confirm.

>> No.6260185

>>6259034
>errant pepperoni
That had me in stitches.

>> No.6260211

>>6260156
>>6260139

no, it wasn't, that it is an incredibly stupid idea with no basis in reality.

>> No.6260267

>>6257980
>>6257981
>>6257984
>>6257987
I cannot describe my discomfort. Genius

>> No.6260289

>>6259605
Actually it's a homemade coconut (...) muffin.

>> No.6260368

>>6256968
>adds the oil but not the onion or basil
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.6260385

>>6258010
>fuckmonsanto.jpg

>> No.6260394

>>6260156
Just because some dude said that a few weeks ago in a Marie thread doesn't make it so.

>> No.6260445

>>6258002
Are those what I think they are?

>> No.6260448

>>6258002
i've been looking for this

>> No.6260463

>>6256058
Aw shit, that's probably the old school 7up they used to put lithium in.

>> No.6260564

>>6257987

>the photo screened onto the cake has a watermark

I'm posting from beyond the grave.

>> No.6260579

>>6257929
why do i get the feeling this inevitably turns into some pedo cannibal video?

>> No.6260760

>>6257927
I recognize that sandwich maker. I used to have the exact same one until my retard of a cousin scratched up all of the inside with a metal knife

>> No.6260762

>>6260368
Thats where the taste is anon

>> No.6260777

>>6260762
I keep remembering that one scene from the goonies or whatever movie out came from where they tell the story of a guy who drinks a buttload of canola oil so that he vomits all over the crowd at an eating contest.

>> No.6260821

>>6256968
>Doesnt seem too bad
>were gonna make homemade italian sauce
>skip to 1 minute
>tomato sauce can
reminds me of the black dude who was using his dad's secret bbq recipe, which was just a 1/3 cup of heinz ketchup for every cup of heinz bbq.

>> No.6260938

>>6256963
>>6256961
>>6256960
>>6256957
Is this some sort of horror book? The ending sucked I was fully expecting a dead girl.

>> No.6260960

>>6258722
>5
Ken M does stuff besides food too.

>> No.6261071

>>6257950
>white people

>> No.6261170

>>6258013
I feel ashamed that i know for a fact that is a meal from waffle house.

>> No.6261395

>>6260777

The movie as Stand by Me. And it was castor oil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK0JaEde4VI

>> No.6261419

>>6255840
>kronenburg (1664 - a good vintage)

kekked

>> No.6261561

>>6260064

i liked the story, was rooting him on the whole way

>> No.6262430

>>6256915
Every time this is posted, I read through the entire thing just for this part.

>> No.6262790

>>6257935

thats a walther ppk-p, porcelain gun made in germany invisible to metal detectors. it costs more that what you make in a year

>> No.6262954

>>6260564
That's nothing. My friend was forced to do a recursive birthday cake photo to where it's a parody of itself and tradition now.

>use some image of birthday person on cake that birthday person really enjoys (it's someone who hates having their photo taken, so finding one they like is tough)
>take picture of cake because "wow it looks amazing"
>next year can't find original image
>have no choice but to use photo of cake with photo on it
>take picture of new cake
>lost previous year's photo too
>repeat

It's now at the point you can't even see the original photo anymore, ten years later.

>> No.6263575

>>6262954

Haha, nice! Traditions are good, I think. Keeps everybody laughing, right?