If you were at McDonalds and were selected, would you "pay with lovin" or just refuse and pay as normal? Personally i'd feel weird doing it, id also feel weird say no, so im avoiding mcdonalds until this is over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq2Sm2XGv_s

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Anonymous Wed Feb 4 17:58:02 2015 No.6205157 [Reply] [Original]

If you were at McDonalds and were selected, would you "pay with lovin" or just refuse and pay as normal? Personally i'd feel weird doing it, id also feel weird say no, so im avoiding mcdonalds until this is over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq2Sm2XGv_s

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 18:01:41 2015 No.6205168 why would i ever go to mcdonalds

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 18:02:12 2015 No.6205170 >>6205157 >If you were at McDonalds Very unlikely to happen. >im avoiding mcdonalds until this is over I've been avoiding them for years, and plan on continuing to do so. I feel like shit after eating their food - thirsty and groggy. Just not into it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 18:03:57 2015 No.6205175 It would depend on what they wanted me to do but I would probably refuse most of the things that are in the video and if they were insistent I'd just leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 18:05:54 2015 No.6205181 >>6205175 You'd look like an asshole if you said no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 18:06:29 2015 No.6205184 Drive thru

Anonymous Wed Feb 4 18:11:37 2015 No.6205195

>>6205157
I went to McDonalds yesterday but I went through the drive through hoping to avoid this. The lady asked me to drift my car in the parking lot while yelling a person's name that I loved but I told her I drive a Sentra and that's not possible. She insisted and yelled out in the restaurant I was about to do "some Tokyo drifts". Everyone got out their cell phones and started recording me and I started doing laps around the place and then when I got enough speed I rolled down my window and yelled "I love you-" but cut myself off after I jerked on the e-brake to do a drift and my car flipped over into a dumpster.I suffered 3 compound fractures, a concussion and got the wind knocked out of me but at least I got my 3 burgers, 2 fries and large coke for free but I totaled my car from peer pressure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 18:11:59 2015 No.6205197 File: 23 KB, 306x423, article-2238590-16381542000005DC-729_306x423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6205157 I'd wish them good luck trying to find something I care about

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 18:15:33 2015 No.6205208 >>6205157 its takes two to tango and no one will tango with me

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 18:20:16 2015 No.6205223 >>6205181 do you do things you dont want to do just to not look like an asshole?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 18:21:07 2015 No.6205227 >>6205223 depends

Anonymous Wed Feb 4 20:24:52 2015 No.6205537

I don't really believe they're actually going to do this anywhere apart from that one prototyping location where everyone's super trained. Way too much risk of some mook offending a patron and getting piled on in the local news.
>Tell your parents you love them!
>My parents are DEAAAAD.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 21:54:16 2015 No.6205762 >>6205537 Lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 21:57:24 2015 No.6205774 >>6205181 >caring what you look like >autism top kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 21:57:51 2015 No.6205778 File: 1.48 MB, 226x232, bring ur wife over mayne.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 21:59:43 2015 No.6205786 This is a wonderful idea. Yay for McDonald's!

Anonymous Wed Feb 4 22:37:48 2015 No.6205888

>>6205223
Life is a constant struggle to not come up with any more situations in which I embarrass/shame myself and which I then have to periodically remember for the rest of my life and cringe. If I have any more of these situations I will just have a permanent cringe on my face forever.

McDonalds would not be offering me much choice here, either embarrass myself for looking like a doofus or shame myself for looking like an asshole. It's like they've decided their advertising needs to invade my insecure anxiety nightmares as well.

I think the only hope to get out of this unscathed would be to say, "My mom's dead."

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 22:38:45 2015 No.6205890 >>6205786 You missed a ™ there

Anonymous Wed Feb 4 22:43:52 2015 No.6205900

>>6205888
It's pretty weird to me that I experience the exact same feeling of constantly managing my interactions with people for fear of generating yet another lifelong embarrassment, but feel like I would have no problem saying "fuck no" to this terrible McDonald's promotion.

Anonymous Wed Feb 4 22:53:10 2015 No.6205931

JESUS CHRIST I JUST CAME IN HERE TO BUY A BURGER AND YOU WANT ME TO DO A FUCKING DANCE FOR IT?

AM I A PERFORMING MONKEY TO YOU?

YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW ME! YOU DANCE FOR ME! YOU DANCE WHILE I THROW MONEY AT YOU AND WE'LL SEE WHO'S THE BITCH!

HERE! HERE'S... TEN POUNDS NOW FUCKING DANCE FOR ME! ALL OF YOU BEHIND THIS COUNTER I WANNA SEE YOU DANCE, I WANNA SEE MACDONALDS DANCE FOR ME!

NOW SUCK MY COCK!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 22:59:05 2015 No.6205953 >>6205157 >My mother is dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 23:02:14 2015 No.6205964 >>6205195 New pasta

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 23:04:10 2015 No.6205967 File: 963 KB, 250x188, 1400200425462.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6205195

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 23:05:15 2015 No.6205971 >>6205195 what are things that never happened

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 23:07:15 2015 No.6205976 >>6205890 I fucking know mcdonalds shills come to this board for "grass roots" po. I will admit my filet o fish was very tasty...

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 23:14:31 2015 No.6205999 File: 600 KB, 847x470, paywithbuttlovin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now let me tell you something I love about your son...

Anonymous Wed Feb 4 23:15:29 2015 No.6206004

>>6205157
>would you "pay with lovin"
I'd be offended if ANY complete stranger asked me to perform for money/food.

I feel bad for the burger jockeys who have to ask this of their customers. It's inappropriate and potentially humiliating.

Just one more reason for me to avoid McDonald's and eat proper food instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 23:23:29 2015 No.6206025 >>6205999 Shit. This kid is a robot. I just know it

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 00:00:45 2015 No.6206114 >>6205157 >avoiding mcdonalds until this is over same here bruh

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 00:03:20 2015 No.6206122 >>6205157 Id say no phone lemme love on you

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 00:03:30 2015 No.6206123 If they asked me to pay with lovin, I'd tell them to mind their own fucking business.

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 03:39:59 2015 No.6206481

I'd do it because hey, free food.

>order something
>get offered pay with lovin'
>sure but before that I forgot I need to add something to my order
>order hundred bucks worth of food, like a fuckton of fries and nugger for the hell of it
>they say never mind
>okay.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 03:46:05 2015 No.6206494 I went with my coworker/ close friend and they told me to express how i felt about her so I kissed her on the cheek and asked her to marry me and she kicked me in the nuts and called me a faggot and dumped all three of my milkshakes over me

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 04:16:38 2015 No.6206528 >>6206481 Paying for a hundred bucks worth of food with lovin'? Better tighten that ass-pussy 'cos we in a recession. Ronny Mac gotta get his hundred dolla worth and callin' yo mama aint gonna pay that bill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 04:17:39 2015 No.6206530 >>6206494 But those shakes were free right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 06:41:40 2015 No.6206645 >>6205971 Brilliant as always, Holmes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 07:05:23 2015 No.6206667 >>6205157 this couldn't ever work in england

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 07:51:06 2015 No.6206710

>Head to Mcdonalds to get some fast food
>Drive through is always slow as fuck
>head inside to get it and take away
>line or 4 people
>first guy does a 5 minute dance
>second guy is told to phone is nan and tell her he is a faggot, his nan does not understand and this takes fucking ages
>third guy is told to kill himself
>he takes fucking forever finding a rope
>forth guy is told to sing a song
>yes a whole fucking song
>finally my fucking turn my lunch break is almost up watching this shit
>tells me to donate my food to fucking charity that i just ordered
>OH FUCK THIS SHIT

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 08:02:31 2015 No.6206718 File: 983 KB, 250x141, Remembering something you did during high school.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6205888

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 08:30:18 2015 No.6206733 >>6205931 Topkek

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 09:18:51 2015 No.6206773

>>6205931

WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU? A CLOWN?

YOU WANT ME TO CALL MUM LIKE YHE LITTLE FAGGOT BITCHBOY I AM AND BER HER TO LOVE ME? YOU GET PAID MINIMUM WAGE TO DO THIS SHIT? HAHA! FAGGOT!

LISTEN UP YOU COCK-LOVING BITCH, I ONLY CAME HERE BECAUSE I'VE BEENEORKING FOR THE PAST 14 HOURS AND DIDN'T WANT TO PAY A CUNT THREE DOLLARS EXTRA TO CARRY MY FUCKING FOOD FIFTEEN FEET TO MY TABLE.

BUT NO. I HAVE TO BE A CIRCUS GIG TO GET MY FOOD?

FUCK ALL YOU WAGESLAVE NIGGER FAGGOTS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 18:32:14 2015 No.6207930 >>6205537 I wouldn't even be surprised if all those people are just the family members of the corporate employees. All I know is that this would be awkward as fuck for me.

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 18:41:36 2015 No.6207953
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>>6205157
>get selected to "pay in lovin"
>call roommate
>ask him to hold up the phone to my waifu body pillow
>tell her I love her in nipspeak
>show employees my phone background and wallet sized pictures of a japanese cartoon schoolgirl with neon hair and huge cans
>???
>Free Big Mac, Sprite, and Nuggets

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 18:53:48 2015 No.6207978 >>6207953 genius

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 18:57:04 2015 No.6207987 >>6207953 post pic of waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 19:04:23 2015 No.6208005 >>6207953 lost it

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 19:22:25 2015 No.6208042 >tfw ordered a side salad with an extra packet of non-fat ranch >tfw total comes out to a little more than a dollar >tfw mcdonalds tells me to call my mom and tell her I love her >tfw my parents are dead What would I do

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 19:25:17 2015 No.6208054 >>6205223 yes all the time being an asshole is so much easier and satisfying but people will start to hate you so yeah I do things to not look like an asshole all the time

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 19:34:30 2015 No.6208085 There's a couple of qts that are usually working the registers at this one particular McDonald's. Maybe I can give one of them some lovin'™.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 19:35:48 2015 No.6208089 >>6208042 make a fake call and weep them tears nigga

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 19:41:13 2015 No.6208102 >>6208042 >What would I do Become Batman.

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 19:41:41 2015 No.6208104

GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT!

SHOULD I ALSO DO A FUCKING HANDSTAND?

HOW THE FUCK CAN I CALL MY GOD DAMN WIFE WHEN SHE FUCKING KILLED HERSELF ON A TREADMILL TWO MONTHS AGO?

FAT USELESS FUCKING WHORE!

NO I'M NOT GOING TO DANCE FOR YOU LOWLIFE PIECES OF SHIT! FUUCK YOUU!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 19:46:42 2015 No.6208126 >>6205888 >>6205900 It's nice to know there are people just as damaged as I am. I can hardly leave the house anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 02:33:44 2015 No.6208863 >>6205157 I saw this happen today, actually, to the person in line behind me. I'm happy as fuck I dodged that bullet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 02:44:19 2015 No.6208884 "Sir if you'd let me finish, the 'pay with lovin' offer refers to a phone call or an amusing dance, please put your penis away or I'll call the police."

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 03:09:01 2015 No.6208920 I work at McDonald's. I am really not looking forward to this paying with lovin' thing. Maybe there's a way I can skip it on the POS without the customer knowing. Or maybe I'll just make the most spergy looking customers pay in lovin'.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 03:21:28 2015 No.6208951 File: 20 KB, 350x318, eric-cartman-bravo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys 0:51!! You guys!

you just use it to give your m(...) Fri Feb 6 03:29:30 2015 No.6208969

>>6208920
What if you just use it to give your mates free McDonalds stuff?

I dunno how it works but if you know when the system gives out food for "lovin" you could arrange for your mates to get a shit ton of burgers just for doing a stupid dance for half a second.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 03:30:42 2015 No.6208971 >>6208969 Stupid laptop teleported my cursor to the name field? Stupid laptop.

Anonymous Fri Feb 6 03:40:01 2015 No.6208985

>>6208969
The promotion is only a few days old and I wasn't working when we starting doing it. But from what our training video shows its random. I could give free food out by using the "promo" button but for every promo you need a receipt and coupon to back it up.
The pay with lovin' thing is probably going to be a royal pain in the ass. maybe corporate was trying to think of ways customers could you know, not be cunts to my fellow mc drones but it's definitely going to piss off a few people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 03:45:26 2015 No.6208999 >>6205931 >>6206773 >>6208104 Would luv to see this happen

Anonymous Fri Feb 6 08:23:26 2015 No.6209279

>>6205888

ok look dude.

do you realize that you have a choice?

u can dwell on *perceived* embarrassment and build strategies to avoid it forever or you can realize that basically people. fucking. forget.

PEOPLE FORGET.

and they don't care. they really, really don't.

and the ones who do...

they're yours. you pretty much own them and their silly feelings.

a moment is not a lifetime unless you make it so.

your brain is so fucking powerful. use it

Anonymous Fri Feb 6 08:29:28 2015 No.6209287

>>6205888

and as for the insecure anxiety nightmares

yeah i get them too.

but remember that nightmares are dreams. and dreams are dreams.

you have them, you wake up, and you live life. maybe your heart is racing and you're freaking out about the possibility that you might just stop breathing or some shit, but you still live life.

it's not about discipline or enduring pain either. it's about working through pain with discipline to find.... your garden of eden, in a way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 08:32:19 2015 No.6209290 love is love is love, but people like us... get caught up in the motivation i guess some people are really liars and fakers but maybe you've been looking for an excuse to show affection anyway you know what i mean

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 08:58:25 2015 No.6209324 >mother is in hospital grasping for life after a car crash which killed your father, your sister and your aunt >hope to McDonalds to try and get your mind off things >"Why don't you call your mother and tell her you love her"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 09:04:23 2015 No.6209339 I wouldn't go to Mickey D's anyway, but I really doubt they would do this at muh local nigged-out shithole of a McDonalds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 09:10:53 2015 No.6209352 >>6205999 >I love his compassion! What a bullshit answer, "mom"

Anonymous Fri Feb 6 20:37:09 2015 No.6210829

>>6208985
There must be a way to exploit this for free food if you have a friend working the till.

There's practically unlimited McD's for people who figure out the system or a way around it.

I would definitely do some stupid dance or phone call if I could order first and get 8 burgers, 4 shakes etc. for free.

Anonymous Sat Feb 7 00:36:42 2015 No.6211341

Your /ck/ resident McD Manager here

This has gone very well in my store, of course, we won't force you to do anything and you have dozens of choices of things to do.

It's what you are most comfortable with, Things simple as a fist bump, high five, a selfie or family hug. It's nice things to do.

you should consider yourselves very lucky for being selected as our picking times are very precise down to the last second.

If you have anymore questions just ask me and maybe I'll be awake to answer them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 00:49:41 2015 No.6211362 It's been at least 10 years since I've even been to McDonalds but I'd "pay with lovin" without a second thought. I'm the whitest person on earth so the dancing would just be hilarious, and I don't care about hugging random people.

Anonymous Sat Feb 7 00:51:21 2015 No.6211365

>>6205223

Uhh, doesn't everyone do that at times? It's not like someone is going to be 100% happy about the reactions/decisions/actions of others all the time, so of course there are going to be times where you think "wow they're stupid" but you don't say it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 00:51:43 2015 No.6211368 >>6205223 >Thrums with autism You've never gotten up once in your life to go to work when you don't want to? Extrapolate from there

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 00:53:07 2015 No.6211373 File: 12 KB, 466x288, column.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6205195 >my face by the second sentence

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 00:56:21 2015 No.6211380 >>6211341 you sound like a filthy marketing cyborg, prepare to die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 00:59:20 2015 No.6211389 >>6211341 but why not just have "precise picking times" that give people free meals? then the sort of people who eat at mcdonalds regularly anyways dont have to feel EVEN MORE embarrassed?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 01:00:22 2015 No.6211390 >>6211389 or is it like a shame thing to make them feel bad about being poor or making bad choices?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 01:03:17 2015 No.6211396 >>6211389 >>6211390 Eating at a restaurant with low prices does not signify a customer is poor. It shows they are making a great choice with their money in eating our food where you love to deliver Golden Quality excellence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 01:03:40 2015 No.6211399 >>6205195 >>6205888 >>6206494 this is my first day in /ck/ and I love it am I allowed to stay

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 01:29:57 2015 No.6211448 >>6205223 I think you just figured out how to socialize. Good job.

Anonymous Sat Feb 7 01:38:20 2015 No.6211471

I want to be in line when they ask the guy in front of me to call his mom and tell her he loves her. Then he says his mom is dead. And then the clerk has to awkwardly give him free food while he weeps, but he doesnt want the food. Then i swoop in and get a free lunch. Fuck yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 02:12:12 2015 No.6211551 My mother is dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 02:35:30 2015 No.6211612 >>6206773 >WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU? A CLOWN? >McDonalds clown mascot is retired >now it is us who are the clowns

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 03:37:18 2015 No.6211711 This is the perfect exuse to kiss a random qt AND get a free meal. What are you faggots complaining about?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 07:42:35 2015 No.6212036 "I am HIV positive"

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 07:47:46 2015 No.6212043 >Get selected to Pay with lovin'. >Tip the server how much you were going to pay for the meal. Problem solved.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 09:06:48 2015 No.6212117 >>6205157 >implying i would go to mcdolan

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 09:10:53 2015 No.6212125 >get job at mcdolans >run the cash machine >hot girl comes up, solid 9/10 >that will be one blowjob please

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 12:47:03 2015 No.6212472 >>6211341 Is there a limit to the food you can get? like how much does this cover? 10 bucks? 20 bucks etcc?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 12:48:09 2015 No.6212475 >>6211711 enjoy your pepper spray and rape charge

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 13:18:49 2015 No.6212537 >>6212472 Dunno, but if someone has to do the tell somebody me one you love them shit they should add a ton of shit to their order right after

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 13:24:00 2015 No.6212545 >>6205195 You're supposed to put 2 trays under the back tires and engage the ebrake if you want sweet fwd doriftos.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 17:21:59 2015 No.6213150 This happened to me I chose to pay.

Anonymous Sat Feb 7 17:28:53 2015 No.6213173

>>6213150
In Chicago, Mexican lady with thick accent ring a bell, Im like o shit im getting a free meal.
<sir would you like to pay with love or cash?
<what?
<you can call someone up or give a hug or dance for us.
look behind borrito bitch another taco speaker with phone out recording me.
<no I'll pay
pay seven fillers and leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 17:40:29 2015 No.6213208 >>6211396 nice bait

Anonymous Sat Feb 7 17:59:16 2015 No.6213268

>>6205537
>>6206481
>>6208969
>>6212537
I work at mcdongals and theres actually a bunch of different options and its up to the cashier, coul be a high five a selfie a dance or to tell us your favorite thing about yourself.
I usually stick with a high five to minimize everyones embarassment.
We get a card first thing in the morning that has a bunch of different times on it and whoever orders at that minute gets the free food, it covers however much their order is. You cant add anything after you "pay."

My favorite so far
>Couple comes in
>total comes to like 17 bucks
>"Your total today is gonna be to tell me your favorite thing about each other"
>dude with a super straight face says"she has a fantastic ass"
>girl gets really red and just quietly says "hes funny"

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 18:58:33 2015 No.6213458 File: 8 KB, 309x271, FUARK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6205195

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 19:00:31 2015 No.6213469 File: 2 KB, 125x110, hannur Montaner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6205157 >tfw mom was kill so no lovin

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 19:08:37 2015 No.6213499 >>6205157 I'm kind of amazed how many people are offended by this I do love my mom and would be more than happy to tell her, especially if it saves me 7 bucks

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 19:22:25 2015 No.6213541 >Tell me what you love about your son >... >... >I love... >... >... >... >His compassion for other people

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 19:23:09 2015 No.6213547 >>6211341 You sound like a fucking faggot >you should feel privileged blah blah blah Take your cock out of your mouth and fuck yourself with it instead, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 19:25:48 2015 No.6213557 >>6212043 And still have to dance like a monkey

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