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I just consumed 1 tube cookie dough gawd its good.I notice it says dont consume raw cookie dough on wrapper,What is my future?

>> No.6169613

>>6169608
GTFO is your future

>> No.6169615

>>6169608
You're going to die, idiot

>> No.6169619

you'll die doing what you loved

that is all anyone can hope for in this world

>> No.6169621

don't sit near any heaters cause it might bake in your stomach and you'll become a cookie

>> No.6169623
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6169623

Hey b cool i dont feel so good.

>> No.6169627

>>6169608
Write me in your will, faggot.

>> No.6169631

>>6169608
You will shit out cookies

>> No.6169638

depends.
for the future, make your own raw-edible cookiedough. it's goat

>> No.6169639
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6169639

Give me a break im sick

>> No.6169657

>>6169608
Another fake illness bbq king?

>> No.6169659

>Eat cookie dough
>Shit into oven
>Eat delicious fresh baked cookies.

>> No.6169698
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6169698

Heeeeelp me!

>> No.6169706

>>6169608
ebola

>> No.6169720

>>6169698
drink a bottle of bleach

>> No.6169722
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6169722

Oooooo.
My stomachs churning

>> No.6169725
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6169725

>>6169720

>> No.6170380

your future is fat. I hope you are a chick, lard ass.

>> No.6170444
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>> No.6170447

>>6169720
makes sense

we're mostly made of water and bleach is mostly water

therefore, we are bleach.

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6170461

ok

>> No.6170489

on a serious note, i think they only say that because of the raw eggs in there.

Most raw eggs are completely fine and 99.999% of people who eat raw eggs or raw cookie dough don't die from it.

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6170510

THANKS I HAVE NOTICED IT SAYS DONT EAT RAW DOUGH ON ALL THEM.
IM STARTING 2 FEEL BETTER

>> No.6170511

CMON GUYS SIRIOUS REPLYS
LOWLIFES LIKE U LOWER MY QUALITY THREADS.

>> No.6170529

>What is my future?
you realize that underbaked cookies are better than raw cookie dough, because completely raw flour doesn't taste good. you start convincing others of the same thing, and everyone agrees with you. you start company that sells underbaked cookies in the refrigerator sections of most grocery stores, earning millions. during a trip to china, your organs- sorry i can't see anymore

>> No.6170539

Raw flour contains all kinds of nasty stuff.

>> No.6170540
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6170540

SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN

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6170544

>>6170539

>> No.6170547

>>6169725
What kind of monster wipes their ass with the paper still attached to the roll?

>> No.6170580

>>6170547
Maybe didn't wipe his ass could of came off his fingers... duh

>> No.6170616

>>6170547
high school drop outs

>> No.6170655

>>6170544
All it takes is a google to confirm this....

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6170668

>>6170547
WHATS THE DIFF?
BEATS THE HIGH SCHOOL KIDS THEY FEAR THE BATHROOMS DUE 2 RAPE SO THEY SHIT THERE PANTS AND GO AROUND LIKE THAT ALL DAY.

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6170678

>>6170616
What's wrong being a high school drop out ? I did just fine ..what about you bitch!!

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6170679

>>6170678
+1 GOT FRIENDS WENT 2 COLLEGE MAKE LESS THAN ME.

>> No.6171237

>>6170668
>>6170678
>>6170679
Cry more faggot

>> No.6171770
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>>6171237

>> No.6172042

My first college roommate used to keep a tube of cookie dough (or two) in her mini-fridge "in case of boy emergencies." she would dig in during times of drama/distress with this on-again-off-again dude she dated in high school.

I thought it was just a stereotype/joke about people eating cookie dough when they're heartbroken.

>inb4 she weighed 400 lb
She was a very pretty southern girl

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6172444

Its good but prob wont Do again almost killed me.