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6162777 No.6162777 [Reply] [Original]

Post the most depressing meals you can think of

>> No.6162782

>>6162777
Anything your mom cooks.

>> No.6162794
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>>6162777
I think you hit the nail on the head op
or this
or totinos party pizza

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>>6162777

>> No.6163124
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>> No.6163128

>>6163124
>for one

>> No.6163139
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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

>> No.6163145
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>> No.6163162

>>6162777
At my fattest I would knock back two of those and drown the chicken and macaroni in ketchup. Those were dark times

>> No.6163277

>>6162777

any eaten alone.

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>> No.6163289

>>6163124
Nothing could possibly top this. Dear god.

>> No.6163292

>>6163139
oh my god. I can't stop giggling/crying

>> No.6163303
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6163303

How bout the most depressing cookbook? Always makes me think of Liz Lemon. Or at least what Donaghy envisions when he thinks about her.

>> No.6163306

>>6163284

how is this depressing, put these in the oven for 15-20 mins on 350, in the mean time mix mustard,honey and a bit of mayo.

I'd be happily depressed if I had a whole bag with some good honey mustard.

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>>6163124
This made me way more depressed than it should have.

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>>6163124
>holiday
>for one
someone hold me

>> No.6163573

>depression food
>comes with the brownie of the gods
Shit I might buy one just to eat the brownie

>> No.6163577

>>6163284
>not eating those with honey mustard or sweet BBQ sauce

>> No.6163581

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JcicqWa1l8

>> No.6163598

Those "homestyle meals" with the biscuit and chicken and carrots gravy mix included. "Chicken Included!"
......I made one tonight. It was good.

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>>6163564

>> No.6163613
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Anything with this logo on it.

>> No.6163630

>>6163581
Now post the one where he microwave a plastic fork.

>> No.6163656

Chicken breast with rice. So plain, dry and boring.

>> No.6163673

>>6163124
>prepared in microwave

jesus christ, does it come with a gun so you can kill yourself?

>> No.6163678

I once ate a single, microwaved flour tortilla in an empty apartment with no heating and a dead cat on the living room floor.

>> No.6163702

>>6163581
dude......

>> No.6163712

>>6163124
yes, this is a classic. nice post.

captcha: logyk

>> No.6163716

>>6163303
absolute kek

i find it very humorous that microwaves were held in such high regard, and i don't know why because newtechnologyinnovations.webm but whatever

>> No.6163725

>>6163613
lowest hanging fruit of all time but agree anyways

>> No.6163726

the most depressing meal is a missed meal

>>hunger doesn't know bad bread

>> No.6163727

>>6163726
2edgy4me

>> No.6163736

>>6163727
?

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>>6162777

>> No.6163774

>>6163277
this.
even a nice meal alone is shit because you can't share the experience with anyone.

>not eating lunch with co-workers and dinner with the gf every day

>> No.6163778

White rice with margarine mixed in and only margarine.

>> No.6163779

>>6163772
Poor souls buying those.

>> No.6163786

>>6163124
>7.99

>> No.6163803

>>6163630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxK7qzePkd4

>> No.6163903
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6163903

Damn you Target, don't remind me.

>> No.6163906

>>6163284
ALDI chicken strips are way better than Tysons.

>> No.6163908

The Happy Meal by far, don't be deceived by the name.
Its the loneliest meal ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTmB_sVakcE

>> No.6163918

>>6163678
Thats depressing, are you still there?

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>>6163772
mina känslor

>> No.6164061
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>>6164059

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>>6164061
what an epic sweden yes maymay
got any more?

>> No.6164121

>>6163774
Hey man, I wanna enjoy my food in peace

>> No.6164395

>>6163124

why is anyone else even trying after this

>> No.6164411

>>6163139
leave Kevin alone

>> No.6164463 [DELETED] 

>>6164066
you support the islamization of sweden.
you are scum.

>> No.6164481

>>6163139
is he hovering?

>> No.6164484

>>6162777
> implying that is less depressing than any kind of ramen

>> No.6164502

>>6164481
the whole thing is photoshopped

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IM0v-pHWoY

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Hello Wildcats!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jpnQaJYXvw

>> No.6164831

Boiled carrot soup and ratatouille... Come at me.

>> No.6164939

>>6163673
Prepared in microwave, so you can put your head in the oven.

>> No.6164941

>>6163124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f6N0ypfJoU

>> No.6164952

>>6163124
Just buy 2 of them so the clerk thinks you are sharing it with a loved one.

>> No.6164954
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>> No.6164955

>>6164529
>implying that's not the most heartwarming thing
>qt3.14/10

>> No.6164957

>>6164952
no. buy one and then buy a box of condoms with it so the clerk thinks you're also going to get laid

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>>6164939
lol, i like this. I laughed.

Now some happy food.

>> No.6164973

>>6164957
No, buy one, and a box of condoms, and a box of candy necklaces, and some rubber bands, some rope, some flea shampoo, a lint roller, a bottle of antacids, some vaseline, and a dvd of Beverly Hills Cop 3.

>> No.6164976

>>6163284

Man I bit into a Tyson once

Strip tasted like dark meat. Looked at it, dark red and people meat, big red string in my teeth

>> No.6164979

>>6164529
Its got to be so frustrating when your body just won't do what you tell it to.

>> No.6164983

>>6164955
>would cook pancakes for her

>> No.6164996
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6164996

My grandfather is 86 and blind. My grandma passed away two years ago, leaving him alone. I mean that in the sense that, him being an old, crotchety racist who likes to argue, he essentially alienated himself from my mother, sister and to an extent my father. My aunt lives on the west coast, and my uncle is an aging alcoholic coke head who only comes to visit to steal things to sell for drugs.

This leaves me. My grandfather never liked me much. However, we've grown closer over the past four or five years, as he is big into politics and I'm a political journalist. So we have really good, heated debates that we both enjoy a lot.

Last week, I was driving him around to do some errands. He had me stop at the store and pick up 8 boxes of these. While driving home, he was telling me how they're actually pretty good, the sauce is tasty and that it's almost as good as a homecooked meal.

He got quiet for awhile and then sighed, before saying "I hope you never have to find out."

>> No.6165002

>>6164996
>old, crotchety racist

Oh god!!! That's worse than genocide!!! Why do you still talk to him!!!!

>> No.6165003

>>6164529
I dont see how that is depressing. I find it cute and even erotic. The latter even more so when she speaks.

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>>6164529
10/10 would gently make love to

>> No.6165022

>>6165003
I thought this was a reply to >>6164996 and it was very funny to me.

>> No.6165025

>>6165002
>God made a racist man blind
>not a sign

>> No.6165032

>>6164996
>>6165025

Is this your grandfather?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf17W212Ps0

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>> No.6165056

>>6165045
The burrito full of lettuce aside, what an awful person to make somebody listen to merzbow.

>> No.6165071

>>6165056
clearly a vegetarian

>> No.6165078

>>6164973
So that the clerk thinks you're shopping.

>> No.6165095

>>6164535
this post didn't get any responses because everyone who saw the video killed themselves

I've already seen it and the rope snapped, so I'm still here

>> No.6165100

>>6164535

This version is better, with music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbRK5ECysWw

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>>6164976
>people meat
Wat

>> No.6165127

>>6163716
Mostly because Microwaves heats up things very fast.
Oven it takes 10-20 minutes to reheat, or 30-60 minutes(or more) to cook things.

>>6163772
Why. There isn't even something potato based inside.

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>>6165114

>> No.6165440

>>6162794
>sausage and gravy pot pie

That actually sounds fucking delicious.

>> No.6165442

>>6164529
how does she stay in shape? she's quite attractive for a vegetable

>> No.6165446

>>6165100
The icing on the cake is that he is a registered sex offender. I don't think he is wearing pants in that vid either, look how his shirt drapes at his waist.

>> No.6165454

>>6164996
Anon, cook him something nice...

>> No.6165465

>>6165442
>vegetable
That's not a very nice way to talk about your waifu.

>> No.6165469

>I have 4 totinos pizzas in my freezer

they were only 1.25...

>> No.6165472

>>6164529
This is depressingly adorable... I just want to cook meals for her and take care of her.

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>>6165472

Can you do it for me instead?

>> No.6165480

>>6164962
Today I made a poutine with lumpy gravy, undercooked fries and grated cheese. Then my dad came home and yelled at me. Not very happy right now.

>> No.6165486

>>6165480

> grated cheese

Isn't that disco fries then?

>> No.6165501

>>6164529
>And WA LA

>> No.6165938

Anything fucking britbongs eat

>> No.6165944

>>6163124
/thread

That made me feel bad for all you lonely NEETs out there. May you not be lonely for long.

>> No.6165958

>>6164463
Nazi.

>> No.6166145

Once sat in a hallway and ate an overheated plate of leftover tacos while the love of my life was in the other room crying her eyes out because I called her the second prettiest girl in school.

>> No.6166153

>>6166145
Why would you say that though, jeez. It might be true, but in those situations it's better not to say anything at all.

>> No.6166194

>>6164463
whatever you say

>>>/pol/

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>>6164996
I had to guide an old blind man around at the supermarket once, damn that was a feelsy experience.

>"you should find someone, it's not nice to be alone"
>that look on his face
>tfw trying not to cry

>> No.6166298
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did someone beat me to it?

>> No.6166344

>>6166153

She was the first female my age I'd known since the 2nd grade. I'm aware of that now.

>> No.6166347

>>6164941
lold

>> No.6166359

>>6166298
this is sad because it makes me think of the power being out on christmas and being in the dark for days until the power company comes back from vacation

>> No.6166374

>>6164529
Wonder what her legs look like, cause she has a massive rack for a skinny chick. Pitty you couldn't date her without everyone amusing you're taking advantage of the disabled. A chick in my highschool class had palsy too, but not as bad as this one.

Also that's not really depressing, she looks like she enjoyed it.

>> No.6166384

>>6166359
yeah, it's also a dinner for one person.
and it's fucking canned christmas dinner

>> No.6166385

>>6166374
Her palsy isn't even that severe in the grand scheme of things, you can hear her clearly enough and she can get around sort of okay on her own. There was a secretary in my school who had it and you could barely understand a word she said, not to mention her walking was all over the place. Nice lady, though.

>> No.6166386

>>6163656
>Chicken and rice is a staple in my poor as fuck household

Fuck you man I love that shit...

>> No.6166391

>>6166298
How does it self heat? Is this the wizardry /r9k/ keep talking about?

>> No.6166397

>>6166391
Chemicals in the can you activate by pushing down this little key that heat up.
It's all very nifty.

>> No.6166406

>>6163656
Man, in my family we ate chicken and rice so often it's become a running joke even a good five years after we all moved out of our parents' house.
Granted, it was never plain, but still.

>> No.6166407

>>6166298
That would actually be pretty cool and not depressing at all if it was anything besides a Christmas dinner.

>> No.6166411

>>6166298
a self-heating canned soup would be awesome

>> No.6166415
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One time, due to losing my monthly bus pass, I had no money for a week until I got paid. I ran out of food, I didn't even have ramen. The person I was living in didn't believe in receiving charity like going to a food pantry or anything and threatened to kick me out on the street if I tried. They wouldn't let me dumpster dive either because they had a phobia of vomit and were terrified I'd get food poisoning. Doing so would have also resulted in me getting kicked out.

I noticed that in a box he had recieved last month that was still on the floor were a lot of biodegradable packing peanuts. After scouring the kitchen cabinets, I was also able to find some off brand macaroni and cheese powder. I put the powder on the packing peanuts and ate them all in secrecy slowly over that week. It didn't really soothe my hunger but it kept me from losing my mind completely.

>> No.6166417

>>6166407
>>6166411
There's a whole range of them, apparently.
http://www.hotcan.com/

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>>6166407
Canned food will always be sad, regardless of gimmick. But hey, if you insist.

>> No.6166423

>>6166411
why? do you not have any device for heating your soup?

>> No.6166430

>>6166415
anon wtf

>> No.6166436

>>6166415
Suddenly my two days of eating only Nesquik powder doesn't seem so bad.

>> No.6166441
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>>6166415
That sounds amazing
I bet my spoiled ass couldn't survive for more than a day without eating.

>> No.6166442

>>6166430
I worked night shift at a gas station. It was very upsetting being around so many comfort foods but not being able to afford any of them.

I never actually had much money for food in those days because the apartment didn't have a working oven and there was nowhere to prep food. I couldn't even have much frozen food since the freezer was 90% full of ice since the seal didn't work right and the closest grocery store was 30 minutes away. Usually I just ate takeout or a McDonalds hamburger toward the end of the week when I could no longer afford takeout. When mac and cheese boxes went on sale I'd buy as many of the off brand as I could afford along with 30 cent cans of grey mushy tuna and eat them together.

I tried plugging in an electric skillet for variety in meals but it'd overload the circuit breaker every 5-10 minutes and I'd just sit there crying while trying to make fried potatoes. I couldnt use a frying pan because it wouldn't fit in the bathroom sink to wash it and the kitchen sink was filled with many year old food crusted dishes that I was not allowed to clean.

>> No.6166448

>>6166442
This just raises more questions.

This reads like you lived in one of those shithole countries that boarders Russia?

Why were you not allowed to clean dishes?

>> No.6166450

>>6166448
I lived in Philadelphia, PA.

I wasn't allowed to clean the dishes even though it would have been very easy (with how old the crud was, it just fell off) because my roommate insisted they were "contaminated" and could never be used for food again. They also could not be thrown out because his aunt gave them to him. If I touched them, I too would become "contaminated".

This was marginally better than being homeless in that I could maintain a job. I mostly slept on a bare mattress on the floor in the living room next to the cat's litter box. She would track litter on it and it always felt gross.

>> No.6166451

>>6166450
Your roommate sounds like an insane fucker.

Sorry you had to go through shit like that anon. I hope things are better for you now.

>> No.6166453

>>6166451
He was pretty fucked up. Fedora atheist type, couldn't hold a steady job due to personality conflicts with people. Checked on Facebook recently and he has no friends on his list.

Today I have eaten pho and creamed lima beans with bacon, onions, corn and cheddar cheese. I live in a nice, clean apartment with real furniture and a good bed. I make almost all my meals from scratch and I have a nice work from home job that pays $25/hr. I think things are much better. Still trying to work off all the weight I gained eating garbage for those two years, though.

>> No.6166458
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>>6163139
Fake.
Notice the reflection on the car has no cheese brick.

Also, source photo.

>> No.6166460

>6166415
This is like the 10th time you've told your packing peanuts story on 4chan. Is dinner ready?

>> No.6166463

>>6166460
Shush, it's a good story. It's been ready, stop masturbating and you can eat. Also, learn to link better, faggot.

>> No.6166467

>>6166463
Did you remember to make rice?

>> No.6166477

>>6163277

Not necessarily true, I love cooking for no one but myself once every week. I put on some classical music, spend an hour in the kitchen trying to make a complex meal (usually experiment or try new recipes) and have it with a big glass of wine while looking out on the city. It sounds gay as fuck but I love it on a weekly basis.

In general you're right, however.

>> No.6166481

>>6165100
funniest fucking thing happened. I had never seen this video before and I thought to myself, "You know what would make this video funnier? Gary Jules' 'Mad World' playing at the same time"...then I see "This version is better, with music" and you literally thought of the same thing as me

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>>6164535
Jesus Christ, even the can opener is depressing.

>> No.6166501

>>6165442

She moves around a lot

>> No.6166503

>>6165100
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=ZKxhI4I5kq8&start1=0&video2=0Jo73WL3lgY&start2=0&authorName=
with lyrics

>> No.6166517

>>6163124
Why is this thread even still going?

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>>6162782
oh boy

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>>6163611
u fcking wot m8

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there's nothing more depressing than a hot plate of cold spaghetti

>> No.6166587

>>6166420
You do realize that's dog food right?

>> No.6166594

>cold pizza quickly eaten before going to the hospital and seeing grandpa die

>a fried egg after your mom calls you fat

>a bag of lunchmeat after mom gets sick and loses job and we ran out of food

>the healthy food you put effort into making so someone else has a good meal
>they tell you it's good and you know it's good but it still makes you feel bad to be complimented

>> No.6166597

>>6166594
maybe you are fat and shouldnt try to eat all the damn time

fucking had to keep your grandpa waiting while you ate pizza

pig

>> No.6166609

>>6166597
he would've laughed if i told him i had pizza for breakfast before going to the hospital

my dad robbed my grandma after he died :{

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>> No.6166804

>>6164996
I'm dense. What did he mean by never have to find out?

>> No.6166816

>>6166804
>he hopes he can always have a good homecooked meal and isn't alone eating frozen dinners

>> No.6166822

>>6166816
I see, thanks.
Anon should cook him something nice and discuss politics after.

>> No.6166824

>>6166453
I want to hear more about this. Why were you living with this mentally ill guy? Why was he able to impose such strange strict rules on you? For a moment there I thought you were being roundabout to avoid saying you lived with your mentally ill, abusive mom (been there). But some random fedora stranger?

What else did he do?

>> No.6166836

>>6166634
Oh God Their's a story behind this shitty food

>NK's airline used to get it's food from an airline in China
>Run out of dosh's.
>Switch to food prepared in NK

The Chinese Food was better than American airplane food but now there food in comparison would make American Airline's in flight food look like fucking Chef Ramsay cooked it.

>> No.6166854

>>6166298
>>6166411
>>6166407
>>6166391
>>6166359

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFRwoF2VamM

>> No.6166859

>>6166854

Original version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-mfYXdjNTM

>> No.6166936

>>6163284
T E N D I E S
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>> No.6166988

>>6164954
Just needs gravy. And proper chips

>> No.6166995

These things depress me

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>>6166995
And by these things I mean these things

>> No.6167233

>>6164529
Goddamnit, I really liked this.

>> No.6167236

>>6164529
I really liked this. Subscribed.

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>> No.6167252

>>6166634
Marijuana is legal in best Korea so maybe they should serve it on their flights.

Do their airliners still have a tail gunner?

>> No.6167332

>>6164535
>all around me are familiar faces...

>> No.6167356

>>6166288
It's rough, I mostly have to walk with him holding onto my coat sleeve anytime we go anywhere in public. On the plus side, it sure as hell gets me girls' numbers.

>>6165454
>>6166822
I do cook for him occasionally, but I'm really busy. A lot of the time I don't even have the spare time to cook for myself.

>> No.6167373

>>6164976
learn to cook the food through don't just nuke it 30 seconds, you troglodite

>> No.6167376

>>6166634
at least there's a beer.

>> No.6167386

>>6167376
I bet it tastes like american beer (pisswasser)

>> No.6167395

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-mfYXdjNTM

>> No.6167405
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6167405

As a mexicunt seeing people eating and calling this a taco makes me sad.

>> No.6167406

>>6165958
cuck boy

>> No.6167407

>>6167405
I'd be fine with coming up with a new name if we can agree that chili with beans should be called a stew.

>> No.6167419
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>>6163139

>> No.6167471

Hello darkness my old friend

>> No.6167496

>>6164996
They actually aren't bad. Better than a lot of takeout. Now I need to go visit my grandmother.

>> No.6167538
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>> No.6167546

>>6167538
That feel is all too familiar.

>> No.6167634
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6167634

>>6166415
>>6166442
>>6166450
Is this you

>> No.6167651

>>6167405
But that IS a taco, you uneducated cunt!

>> No.6167659

>>6166458
>>6167419

you two should meet up & fuck, then die

>> No.6167665
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>>6167659

>> No.6167667

>>6167665
make me a burger & eat my ass, baby

>> No.6167681

>>6164529
I would marry this woman.

>> No.6167693

>>6164529
>comments are... disabled

>> No.6167705

>>6167693
AYYYYY LMAO

>> No.6167797

>>6167538

>the sauce needs to be warmed up more
>the rice is kinda hard
>i wonder what she's doing right now
>i'll eat something different tomorrow
>my life isn't where i want it to be right now

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>>6163124
>obligatory

>> No.6168410

Any delta airlines plane food.
>be on a night flight to Ireland
>chicken or beef?
>beef, I guess
>get served lukewarm, dry beef with penne concoction

I mean I get plane food can be shitty and depressing but honestly, it's not like delta is any less than air France that gives you way better food service

>> No.6168431

>>6166415
I used to eat those when I was a kid!!! They dissolve on your tongue which is awesome.

>> No.6168438

>>6163908
not when you have ponies to share with anon.

>> No.6168443

Banquet makes the best tv dinners and pt pies mmmm

>> No.6168444

Banquet makes the best tv dinners and pot pies mmmm.

>> No.6168447

i was out with my mom the other day and she wanted to take me out to dinner, so i decided we should go to this old buffet restaurant she used to take me to when i was younger.... jesus how depressing. it was pretty full, but mostly old men shuffling back and forth alone, there were 3 families with 7 kids each.... and they didn't even have steak out. even the peach cobbler was awful and depressing. and i used to love that place.

>> No.6168457

Leftover pizza that was the overheated in a microwave but forgotten about and left to cool down. It was rock hard when I finally remembered that it was in there but still ate it because neet.

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>>6167693

>> No.6168464

>>6166145

you've posted this before you motherfucker

>> No.6168467

>>6164529
I laughed for the first two minutes but then I got really sad, you know... The older you get, the less edgy you become, I guess

>> No.6168475

>>6168410

>fly turkish airlines on a 4 hour flight
>get a hot meal in non-plastic containers and actual metal cutlery
>have a nice, free glass of raki with it

american airlines are unbelievably trash

>> No.6168511

>>6168467
>Laughing at her at all
Mocking someone for something they can't help is where it passes the uncool point. Fatties and spergs are fair game, physically disabled but otherwise nice people aren't.

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>> No.6168531

>>6168525
Hell, I'd eat it. Then again, I am cripplingly depressed.

>> No.6168532

>>6168525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f6N0ypfJoU&x-yt-ts=1421914688&x-yt-cl=84503534

>> No.6168533

>>6164535
>wildcats
This was probably made for my college, the U of A
>I am now depressed

>> No.6168535

>>6165442
I have a cousin who doesn't have palsy, but he has something similar.

He's in really good shape considering. There's lots of Physical Therapy those people do to try and help them out. Plus they have a majority of their food prepared for them. Its not like they eat unhealthy food / fast food/ whatever most of the time.

>> No.6168540

>>6168511
>drawing a moral boundary to make yourself feel better about being a shit person

You're a pussy. At least the edgelords go all the way.

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>>6163564
>>6163611

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>>6166391
>>6166298

>mfw I read self-hating meal instead of self-heating meal

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>> No.6168623

>>6168618

>tfw no can opener

>> No.6168635

>>6162794
This is the third time I've heard someone independently bring up "Totino's party pizza" as the most depressing food.
Me and my roommate decided on it back in December of 2013.

>> No.6168644

>>6168511
>picking the unripe fruit of laughter
Swerve, plebeian.

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6168647

sundae ramen

>> No.6168673

>>6163124
holy fuck. I hope buying this meal comes with a free hug...

>> No.6168677

>>6168635

my roommate and I

>> No.6168678

>>6168644
whoops. Meant for
>>6168540
Nice dubs, though.

>> No.6168680

>>6168677
Thanks, I wasn't thinking.

>> No.6168684

>>6164529
>it's shaped different but it's still gonna taste yummy

what an awful moment to skip to, my heart hurts ;_;

>> No.6168690

>>6162794
fuck off, those make for actually good breakfast food

>> No.6168724

>>6168647

Holy shit what a roller-coaster

>> No.6168759

>>6168677
You're the second worst kind of person.

>> No.6168766
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6168766

bought one of these tonight for dinner and now I feel like a loser

to be honest I kind of felt that way when buying it.

>> No.6168787

>>6165944

Well... that could be interpreted a number of ways.

>> No.6168814

>>6168766

Is buying frozen pizza actually depressing though? It's never made me sad, making pizza from scratch is fine but takes forever.

>> No.6168815

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=048_sHBGY-w

who /tv/ here?

>> No.6168819

>>6168766
/tv/ here
those things are great

>> No.6168821

>>6168815
>>6168819
ayyyyy

>> No.6168866

>>6168525
I dunno man, there's something oddly tasty about instant macaroni.

>> No.6168881

>>6165056
Im listening to merzbow now, shits fucked up

>> No.6169013

>>6168881
Merzbow is cool

Do you like his collab with Full of Hell

>> No.6169027

>>6167820
>>6163124
hah fuck i kind of want to do this on purpose now just for the laughs and amusement it would
give me as i see the look on the cashiers face.

>> No.6169077

>>6163772
So darn depressing.

>>6165127
Janssons Frestelse is potato based friend.

>> No.6169085

>>6164529
Aw fucking hell. It's cute, but still terribly sad... Comments disabled, guessing people are mean as fuck.
Kinda gets to you when you know someone in a similar situation.

>> No.6169092

>>6162777 >>6162794
Edible, effortless, low(ish) cost...

>>6162805
Prepared by somebody else at the speed of sound. med-low quality food marked as subshit-tier mostly because of the company an/or inverse hype..

>>6163124 >>6166298 >>6168612
OVERKEK!

>>6163607
that is sad in an entirely different way..

>>6164529
In that image her mouth has the same shape as moots, I was amused.

>>6168647
I remember seeing that abomination. DX

>>6167820
How terribly human of her, not that he couldn't have sprung for an item or two more to eclipse the shame...

>> No.6169096

>>6168881
pulse demon is the best

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>> No.6169158

>>6166415
Anon there are soup kitchens and stuff you can go to

>> No.6169163

>>6169152

At least can get drunk.

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6169186

come on

>> No.6169188
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>>6169186
absolutely disgusting.

>> No.6169192

>>6169186
Britbong here, I have tried this.

The first layer, wasn't bad, second later was IMMEDIATELY cakes in nasty saccharine grease. At that point I knew I wouldn't be able to eat all of it.

So i edged my spoon around the side in order to try a little bit of everything in the can, the carrots were the only part that wasn't completely soaked in nasty jus for some reason.

>> No.6169200

>>6169186
>>6169192
Holy.. who thought that would be a good idea to can a whole lot of different dishes in the same can?

>> No.6169211

>>6169200
It was just a joke, it was a funny one though. Game the British gaming retailer did, not some commercial food retailer.

>> No.6169229

>>6169152
> Munchy Box
> Beer
> AND IRN BRU FOR DESSERT

This is the opposite of depressing, whoever is eating this is living the dream.

>> No.6169232

>>6169229
I think you need to re evaluate your life.

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>>6166453

How do you feel when you the *tips fedora* meme people post all the time. Does it remind you of him and that time in your life?

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You've all be story topped.

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>no toast sandwich
It's like none of you are even trying.

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6169370

nobody showing up to your birthday party

>> No.6169377

>>6169370
>wanting filthy peasants to show up to your birthday party and touching your pizza rolls
get out

>> No.6169378

>>6163139

Isn't that Kevin Smith eating a brick of cheese?

>> No.6169384

>>6163613

Nigga fuck you.

Their zesty Italian dressing is delicious.

>> No.6169393

>>6164121

Same here.

Unless we fuck on the regular I do not want to eat with you.

>> No.6169394

>>6163124
I'd rather not celebrate holidays than eat this.

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>>6168766

Was interested to see if the budget brand of pizza was worth the discount. It edible at least.

$2.70 vs $7.50 for the second cheapest brand at woolies

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>> No.6169431

>>6163772
This one isn't depressing. I eat it at Christmas, there's nothing wrong with it. Spending time with others on Christmas is just annoying anyway.

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>>6164529

I don't know whether I should be attracted, disturbed or empathetic. That's some strange shit you have there.

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>> No.6169452

>>6169186
Wait why is GAME doing food?

>> No.6169457

>>6168647
My stomach inverted

>> No.6169473

http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/
This entire blog.

>> No.6169529
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>>6167496
>They actually aren't bad
>he found out
There are people you can talk to, you don't have to go through this alone anon

>> No.6169539

>>6169529
I like trying shit out and then making it better from scratch. it's cheaper than eating out and being disappointed.

>> No.6169566

>>6169364
>Toast sandwiches
>depressing

Nigger when you're in a lazy fuck kind of mood that shit's comfy

>> No.6169588

>>6164481
He generates his own gravity field

>> No.6169592

>>6164481
No, he just lost that foot to the diabetus.

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>>6164535
finally i know how to satisfy a small group

>> No.6169609

>>6165442
Vegetables ARE healthy...

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>>6164996

>> No.6169618

>>6169085
I think it's more likely that people were being creepy and sexual.

>> No.6169628

>>6164529
Sounds like she's from New York....or is that the cerebral palsy affecting her speech?

>> No.6169641

>>6164535
Why the fuck did I waste 2 minutes watching that. Why did someone waste 3 minutes of storage space and bandwidth on it. What the fuck.

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6169646

Really, nobody posted this yet?

>> No.6169654

>>6169618
They were, I remember she had comments on for a while and people were being creepy as fuck.

>> No.6169656

>>6169628
She's from Alabama IIRC

>> No.6169665

>>6164529
>Go to her FB page
>Her birthday was yesterday
>"For the first time ever I blew out all my birthday candles with only one try! I was so excited!"
;_;

>> No.6169674

>>6169665
>it was only 2 candles

;__________;

>> No.6169676

>>6164529
She's in too good spirits for this to be depressing.

If she was also completely alone on top of this and it was all a facade for her youtube, her only window to the world, then it'd be heartbreaking. But I bet she has a better social life than me.

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6169681

>>6169665
>from her FB page

>> No.6169730

>>6164535
He can't even say the word people without stuttering.

This is it. Plan S is the plan for me.

>> No.6169788

One time I bought a packet of smoked salmon and ate it sitting in the gutter out the front of the safeway.

>> No.6169812

>>6169654
I dont blame them. I would love to watch her moan with pleasure and move around awkwardly in bed as I slowly make love to her.

>> No.6169813

>>6169152
>Easy Drink Can
I didn't think drinking out of a can was hard to begin with.

>> No.6169833

>>6169813
It's probably those cans with a large opening.

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>>6166501
fuckin' lol

>> No.6169858

>>6166997

>all those memories of people stealing my tots in high school because they knew i wouldn't stop them

i thought i repressed all of those thoughts. i guess not.

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>>6168618
That's perfect STALKER food what are you talking about

>> No.6169889

>>6169813
Opening cans can be difficult with when you're drunk, sitting on a park bench in Scotland in winter.

>> No.6170029

>>6169431

You are truly swedish.

>> No.6170039

>>6167249
> Donner Kebab
> Snack

It's a proud day to be a Britfag.

>> No.6170330

>>6169812
Yeah, but is it so important you tell her that?

>> No.6170339

>>6170330
She needs to know about my love for her. Though I am sure she is getting plenty of love from some chad anyways so it does not matter.

>> No.6170349

>>6163124
>tfw my dad probably eats these on holidays

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>> No.6170364

>>6164535
it's not as depressing when you know he's a sex offender and these videos are his community service

>> No.6170371

Microwavable dinners: so terrible we can't even present it to look good.

>> No.6170414

>>6170361
that looks bearable

>> No.6170424

>>6170414
I cant imagine what you think unbearable looks like.

>> No.6170430

>>6170361
That... pastry? What IS it?

>> No.6170434

>>6162805
I feel sad now

>> No.6170438

>>6163139
Yes /ck/, that is indeed a brick of cheese

>> No.6170443

>>6163145
Fuck off. Turkey logs are the shit

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>>6166415
Well that kind of justifies the two days I only ate instant pan cake powder.

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>>6162777
I might be a wizard

>> No.6170517

>>6170502
the poor life of picky food eating

>> No.6170608

>>6166453
What do you do that makes you $25/hr from home?

>> No.6170680

>>6162777
I used to pop like 8 of these and a 6pack of grape soda

>> No.6170708

>>6170502
your life made me gag

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>>6170502

>cigarettes

>> No.6170892

>>6170430
Called a holiday pie

>> No.6171440

The most depressing meal I can think of is the one I just ate

Not because of the dish, but because moot's no longer here.

>> No.6171481

>>6163678
>not skinning, cleaning, and cooking the cat over a barrel fire
Do you even hobo gormet m8

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6171482

>>6169421
the newman's pizza actually came out to 5 bucks with my randall's card

>> No.6171757

>>6169449
>low fat
>20g of sugar

noice.