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Food cringe thread.

>> No.6135148

>>6135146

I've had a McGangbang. It was good.

>> No.6135152

thats called a mcorgy, not mcgangbang, because the patties are protected so it is thus assumed that the chicken patty is giving consent.

A real mcgangbang has the middle buns removed.

>> No.6135154

>>6135146
That doesn't make sense. How do you eat it? I would have to remove the extra buns and have those on the side for dipping sauces.

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>>6135154
>dipping buns in sauce

>> No.6135184
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>not getting a McDouble Down

>> No.6135187
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>> No.6135191
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>> No.6135196
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>> No.6135197

>>6135191
"Equality"

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>> No.6135200

>>6135187
This must be at some feminist rally.

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>>6135146
You mean food yum thread, all that burger needs is some more cheese, and lots of ketchup with a side of frickles and seasoned fries, and I'm set.

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>> No.6135210

>>6135197

Libruls think it's fair.

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>> No.6135212

>>6135203
>Come get some soo-shee Anon! Can't forget the 'sirachee' sauce teehee!

>> No.6135216

>>6135210
>>6135187

Stop leaking elsewhere, you have /pol/ back, now fester there.

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>> No.6135218

>>6135191
Why did no one shoot them?

>> No.6135220

This is known as the animal burger, about 2400 calories, 6 pattys, 6 slices of cheese, bacon, a slice of onion and a world of hurt for the tummy. Leaks grease all over your face and down your arms. It was wonderful. I'm across the table from the burger and had my own with my old roommate.

>> No.6135222

>>6135187

Looks like that cunt has eaten all the sandwiches.

>> No.6135223
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>> No.6135224
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>>6135146
Nothing in this world better than fried cheesum macaronium.

>> No.6135225

>>6135211
>yfw that cost only $14.88 with coupons and bonus card

>> No.6135226
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>> No.6135231
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>>6135220
This is rather. Forgot pic.

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>> No.6135244

>>6135238
I am so sick of eggs being under done. Not only is it sickening to slurp a yolk like that, it doesn't even LOOK good unlike some things that look fabulous and you want in your mouth but still taste like shit.

>> No.6135245

bro its eggs dont be butthurt lol

>> No.6135246

>>6135203
hipster food is truly awful.

>> No.6135247

>>6135225
bullshit

>> No.6135251
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>>6135247
>he doesn't clip coupons

>> No.6135257

>>6135216
you may have a better time over at reddit femshit

>> No.6135262

>>6135216
You realize that >>6135191 was satire at libtarded policy? That's what they call equality.

Stop leaking elsewhere, you have reddit, now fester there.

>> No.6135266

>>6135257
>>6135262
Epic damage control.

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>>6135266

I dont think you know what that means. To be honest I didn't see that she replied to two posts rather than just one.

>> No.6135277

>>6135225
Half the Red Bull alone would cost more than that.

>> No.6135304

>>6135201
Holy fuck I must have that

>> No.6135315

>>6135217
Gotta love puttanesca sauce.

>> No.6135328
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>> No.6135379

>>6135146
>2015
>talking shit about the McGangBang

kill yourself

>> No.6135384
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>>6135191
>say you're a native american woman
>if they say you're not yell oppression
>take all cookies for free
>sell for $2.5

>> No.6135398

>>6135384
You kids ever talk to your mothers, sisters, aunts, and cousins about what "feminism" means? Or are these funny image macros how the internet generation learned about ideas?

I'm picturing anon at his first real job, spouting some meme he thought was hilarious from 4chan, and getting a swift trip to the VP of HR for a talking to.

>> No.6135406

>>6135226
top kek

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New challenge of the snackbar in my street.

>> No.6135414

>>6135146
what am i supposed to cringe about here

im hnnnnng ing

>> No.6135421
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>>6135398
There is nothing more cringeworthy than 4chan shit outside of 4chan. Lucky for me, /ck/ is the most normal of any board so I don't have a "4chan mode" that I have to shake off before talking with normals.

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>>6135414
this maybe?

>> No.6135430
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>>6135427
or this?

>> No.6135438

>>6135427
I'd change the cheese, but I'd totally eat that and most likely enjoy it.

>> No.6135443

>>6135438
hot dogs with beans is a classic

>> No.6135465

>>6135427
>>6135430
Neither of these are really that bad, especially if you're cooking with/for kids. Sure, I'd try to get them to try some more adventurous stuff on occasion, but there's no way I'd prohibit hot dogs and chicken nuggets every now and then.

The only thing really wrong with the taco dog is the American cheese, which is easily remedied by replacing it with some shredded cheddar or just getting rid of it entirely. Hot dogs and beans are a classic junk food combination.

The chicken nugget casserole is literally just a take on chicken parmesan.

>> No.6135476

>>6135398
Do you not know about waves of feminism? This isn't our mother's and grandmother's feminism anymore, cunt.

>> No.6135478

>>6135430
>>6135427
hnnnnnnnnnng

except chili chhese, not just beans

>> No.6135491

>>6135476
You can lecture me about feminism once you've been in the real world for a while. Whatever your 15 year old facebook friends think of as feminism bears little resemblance to what your future boss is going to think of as feminism.

I see this shit on /g/ all the time. If the memespace resembled reality I'd be getting my balls chopped off by a feminazi every day at work and getting constantly passed over for promotion in favor of a bull dyke with an adam's apple and a black power t-shirt. In reality this kind of shit never actually comes up, and when it does, feminism isn't seen as a scary weird extremist position.

I'm a 30something guy, before you start with that. If you have any other questions about normalfag thought, feel free to ask.

>> No.6135517

>>6135187

They're all fat, try to pull of a rockabilly style but fail miserably because fat and they're all so smug. Why are they so smug

>> No.6135531

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emZXrkc0-TY

why does /ck/ not talk about Greg's Kitchen more, he's a fucking nutter

>> No.6135550

>>6135531

This looks so wrong but absolutely delicious.

>> No.6135554

>>6135191
It's satire, they were criticizing college admissions and how it's weighted based on race/gender.

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>>6135217
i hope this person is <14.

At least the book indicates so

>> No.6135580

>>6135569

It was trendy for a while for adult, college-educated women (and to a lesser extent men) to proudly read children's books. Something something your inner child, #tedtalk #thinklikeachild, etc. The same sort of people who pay $900 for a vintage ten speed and get snobby about tea. In a word, hipsters.

Pretty obnoxious, but fortunately you don't see it much anymore.

>> No.6135584

>>6135398
>You kids ever talk to your mothers, sisters, aunts, and cousins about what "feminism" means?
But... the women in that picture were actually feminists protesting a newly proposed CA legislature reconsidering state school bans on Affirmative Action

>> No.6135600

>>6135531
>>6135550
What he said. That looks god awful but I would so eat it.

>> No.6135610

>>6135584
The women in the picture are cartoon characters, anon. Cartoon characters that don't know how to spell. What lesson am I supposed to learn here? That university politics tends to attract a lot of loudmouths with an axe to grind and lots of free time, in an atmosphere that intentionally encourages unfettered free expression because exploring alternative ideas is considered an important part of growing up?

I promise you, unless you plan on getting a job as a university administrator, the odds of you running into people like that on a daily basis in a regular job are slim to none.

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>>6135251
Since fucking when has any coupon been worth anything?

1995? Get the fuck out of here with that .05% savings groupon marketing bullshit

-angry coupon-less guy

>> No.6135627

>>6135610
I was talking about the picture of actual people protesting. The ones that didn't misspell anything.

>> No.6135644

>>6135611
that looks absolutely horrid

>> No.6135649

>>6135427
>american cheese
no
>hard shells
god please
>baked beans
gay

>> No.6135654

>>6135430
>it's a satisfying supper with spaghetti and a salad

>> No.6135666

>>6135217
The fedora of dinners

>> No.6135684

>>6135623
I only use coupons that I get when buying groceries and my bonus card.

>> No.6135696

>>6135611
Is that Czech food?

>> No.6135742
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>>6135569
>>6135580

>> No.6135775

>>6135328
these things are amazing. where can you buy them anyway? I never see them in stores

>> No.6135776

>>6135231
wtf is that.... please don't say pus.

>> No.6135791

>>6135776
abscess

>> No.6135887

>>6135580
>I can't enjoy some media because of my age
>Fuck what I actually think about the media in question

I really hate people like you.

>> No.6135996

>>6135237

is your room mate single?

give her my number yo

>> No.6136003

>>6135237

Love the DFC on that roomate of yours <3 <3

>> No.6136055

>>6136003
>>6135996
He is single, but he doesn't like guys. The roommate was the one who took the picture. I'm the one in the picture.

Thank you though.

>> No.6136060

>>6136055

who said I'm a guy

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>> No.6136068

>>6136055

I'm not picky. You can have my number too yo

>> No.6136075
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When I was a kid I just told my friends we didn't have ketchup because this shit is gross.

>> No.6136077

>>6136055

please be in new york city

>> No.6136088

>>6135223

frozen turkey burger?

>> No.6136104

>>6136077
N E W . Y O R K
E
W

Y
O
R
K

>> No.6136109

>>6136077
Nope. Never been
.>>6136068
Meat. Heh, a pleasing typo.
>>6136060
Nobody, but I assume all of the internet is male, well on 4chan at least.

>> No.6136146

-males who really like "Outback Steakhouse"
-poor plebs and stoners thinking they're too sophisticated and alternative to get McD's and say 'it causes cancer'
-freezing many loaves of $2.49 bread cause it was on sale
-people to scared to dump a pile of seasoning and spices and salt and oil into a stirfry to make it taste great.

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>>6135491
You're derailing the thread, but I'll bite.

>You can lecture me about feminism once you've been in the real world for a while

Tell me more about your 9-5 job as a waiter at a Cheesecake Factory, anon. Please.

>Whatever your 15 year old facebook friends think of as feminism

"Everyone who disagrees with my views on feminism is a 15 year old."

>feminism isn't seen as a scary weird extremist position

You are factually incorrect and smug about. The worst kind of behavior.

>According to the survey, just 20 percent of Americans -- including 23 percent of women and 16 percent of men -- consider themselves feminists. Another 8 percent consider themselves anti-feminists, while 63 percent said they are neither.

Most people do not care for feminism because they see it for what it truly is - an unnecessary self-masturbatory effort that no longer has basis in the Western world.

Feminism is as irrelevant to the world as you, a thirty something year old guy who spends his days on a Vietnamese glass blowing forum.

>>6135146
>pic related

>>6135421
This entire board is literally full of shitposters talking about ramen noodles and cheap beer. It is a great representation of 4chan.

>> No.6136158

>>6135996
That's a man, baby.

>> No.6136160

>>6136055
You're dense.

>> No.6136168

>>6136157
Forgot source on that quote.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/16/feminism-poll_n_3094917.html

>> No.6136170

>>6136146
>-males who really like "Outback Steakhouse"

I don't "really like" it, but I've actually never been disappointed by Outback. I've only gone there if someone has given me a gift card, and I normally only order rare steak and steamed veggies. Always comes out perfectly acceptable.

>> No.6136176

>>6136168
>>6136157

>but I'll bite

omg anon u r so smart, u sure rekt him

>> No.6136219

>>6135223
What the fuck

>> No.6136237

>>6136157

> self-masturbatory

This couldn't possibly be more redundant. I agree with the rest of your post though, which is why I upboated :-)

>> No.6136355

>>6135226
based Pam

>> No.6136364

>>6135162
this is a cringe thread after all.

>> No.6136374

>>6135611
Biscuits and Gravy?

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>>6135146

>> No.6136381

>>6135776

It's probably mucus, i.e. snot. The bones look like ribs, making the large central tube the esophagus, which is coated in constantly moving mucus. The stuff in your nose is just the tip of the iceberg.

>> No.6136387

>>6135666
>>6135569
what's the problem, it's just pasta

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>>6135887
Found the insufferable hipster ca. 2010.

Let me guess you just adore Wes Anderson.

>> No.6136405

>>6135465
I like you and wish more people on /ck/ were like you.

>> No.6136413

>>6135211
That looks like death.

>> No.6136418

>>6135211
It's crazy to think that I've most likely consumed all of that in that quantity in my lifetime if not more.

>> No.6136540

>>6136146
>-males who really like "Outback Steakhouse"
Better than a grown 'man' that doesn't like steak.

>> No.6136546

>>6136418
I'd say the figure is about 3-4 times more than that for you, maybe even most of the US.

>> No.6136615

>>6135191
Why all Caucasians? As an Arab, I have been triggered by this price discrimination.

>> No.6136717

>>6135218
It was an extra 50¢

>> No.6136723
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I cringe when I make it, but damn do I enjoy it

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>>6135201
Is that a deep fried tarantula?

>> No.6136739

>>6135224
They make me want to vomit after I eat the second one.

>> No.6136744

>>6135226
Are those Lucky Charms?

>> No.6136771

>>6136725
Fried pickles or zucchini. Mmmmm.

>> No.6136776

>>6136725
>deep fried tarantula
heh

>> No.6136975

>>6135430
So....Chicken parm in a more managable size.

>> No.6136991

>>6135203
Jesus christ, fucking mayo on fucking sushi

Jimmies status: Rustled

>>6135223
What the everloving fuckshit is that?

>> No.6137032

>>6135191
>4chan is so plagued with /pol/ shit it can't recognise satire

>> No.6137065

>>6135427
God I remember that fucking thread.

>> No.6137088

Anybody have the "we make awful, disgusting food" club with the chicken colored blue?

>> No.6137092

>>6136723
Delicious poverty.......Would still try.

>> No.6137109

>>6137032

It's not 4chan that messed me up for this, it's the fact that there are people on university campus that would pull that shit.

I'm no conservative libertarian /pol/tard, but I knew people in undergrad that would do that shit.

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Banana and peanut butter crepes
this is probably the least appetizing thing ive ever seen

>> No.6137218

>>6137200
*tips fedora*

>> No.6137241

>>6135220
I once ordered a "monster burger" from A&W. Just a burger with 10 patties.

Another customer actually checked on me to see if I was okay.

>> No.6137280

>>6137032
See, satire is usually clever. There are people who actually think like this and that exist. They really believe that actual equality isn't equality, because they're chicks and they still aren't getting all the attention they deserve.

>> No.6137300

>>6135146
My stomach cringed due to the fact that this is currently not in it.

>> No.6137304

>>6137280

>it confused me so it's dumb

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>> No.6137330

>>6137315
WHAT THE FUCK IS CATSUP

>> No.6137334

>>6135223

Reverse image search show this to be a rancid burger from some american high school.

Nice

>> No.6137335

McChickens are spicy pieces of shit

>> No.6137342

>>6137200

Are you sure thats peanut butter and not dulche de leche.

It looks pretty appetising to me.

>> No.6137345

>>6137330

Ketchup that has been bastardized.

captcha: ufartme fore

>> No.6137351

>>6137304
It's not confusing, there are loons out there who honestly believe that is a good idea and that is what equality is.

>> No.6137399

>>6135776
>>6135791
I'm a nurse and agree that it's probably an abscess.
It's sure as hell not snot like that other guy said.

>> No.6137420

>>6135411
Everything above the tomato slice looks dry as fuck.

>> No.6137444

>>6137420
I think that may be the photo, even the tomato looks dry.

>> No.6137453

>>6135196
What the fuck is it with chubby kids and bowl cut hair? My younger brother had that style and those fucked up teeth.

>> No.6137674

>>6137315
>REAL MILK

Cool

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>>6137315
>mfw in school when they would serve those disgusting shit eating grin smileys instead of based tater tots.

>> No.6138017

>>6135191
25 cents huh? if i were a woman I'd march right up there, buy them, then sell them all for 50 cents to my friends.

>> No.6138098

>>6136075
Kraft's mac n cheese is godtier. Disgusting, but amazing. Why would anybody ever put ketchup on it, it already has a sauce.

>> No.6138133

>>6138098
Some men just want to watch the world squirm

>> No.6138148

>>6135217
Oh god, those awful breadstick things.

>> No.6138193

>>6135611
Are those rocks?

>> No.6138207

>>6136237
you can jackoff other people, anon.

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You should never try this

but you should eat this as many times as you can

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Fresh off Facebook

>> No.6138219

>>6135203
are those crunched up hot cheetos?

>> No.6138220

>>6135211
>tfw binge eater
>trying to lose some weight
>see this
s-someone help please

>> No.6138228

>>6138220

I think this is the most important tip you'll get. If you don't buy it, you can't eat it.

It takes no physical effort to not put that garbage in your basket or cart. Buy nuts instead.

>> No.6138237

>>6138228
Nuts are small and super fatty. Calorie dense. They're not the worst, but they're no fruit/vegetable.

>> No.6138238

>>6135226
I don't get it.

>> No.6138239

>>6136075
I feel the exact same way, only when I never ate shit-tier instant macaroni cheese. Only God-tier smooth, creamy homemade macaroni cheese.

My mum made the best macaroni cheese which I now do myself but back when I was a child both of my siblings would always ruin it by splattering ketchup all over it. It was horrific.

>> No.6138241

>>6138228
i already know, i'm losing weight but it doesn't make it less hard when i see all the yummy things i used to eat

>> No.6138244

>>6138237

Yeah that's true. You have to train yourself to take stuff in moderation. I just buy loads of shrimp as that shit is the most godlike food ever and you can eat loads of it calorie-wise.

>> No.6138246

>>6135531
Jesus Christ, this looks horrifyingly delicious.

>> No.6138251

>>6135217
>cheese on puttanesca

pls why

Also, A Series of Unforunate Events was my least favourite high school book, definitely the most boring. Of Mice and Men master high school book.

>> No.6138257

>>6135146
Does that look like plastic to anyone else?
Like it's a toy burger?

It looks like plastic to me

>> No.6138258

>>6138241
tough when a 24 hour grocery is literally 5 min walk from my flat

>> No.6138264

>>6138257

that's because of the fat

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>> No.6138272

>>6138267
That looks like wheat crust not good crust

>> No.6138283

>>6135191
>>6135197
>>6135218
>>6135262
>>6137280
>>6137351
>>6135257
>>6135274
>>6135187
>>6135210
>>6135476
>>6136157
Nobody invited you fucking /pol/tards and redpills. We were having a nice thread until you paranoid, brain-dead jackasses decided to show up.

>> No.6138287

>>6138267
it looks like the crust accidentally turned into a pita chip. honestly, i think it has good potential

>> No.6138298
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>>6138283

>> No.6138304

>>6138298
That's silly, because /pol/ wasn't always around here. When it got made though, people from all boards headed to /pol/ so it's just made up of 4chan users. They weren't invented along with the board.

>> No.6138309

>>6138283
They don't need invitations. This is a public forum.

Also, they're right in this case. Extreme leftism is just as cancerous as any other political extreme.

>> No.6138312

>>6138309
>>>>/pol/
and suck a bag of dicks while youre at it

>> No.6138316

>>6138304
Originally there was /news/ and /int/ and all the shit heads from there went to /pol/, along with /b/. Then the whole 'teh j00z did it' became past the point of satire and assholes began to actually believe it and spread it to other boards. I stand by that webm.

>> No.6138317

>>6135203
Are those just slices of sushi rice?

>> No.6138323

>>6135217
>cutting your spaghetti

>> No.6138332

>>6136991
It's an evolving burger.

>> No.6138334

>>6138316
actually, Cartman invented it being cool to rip on jews.
kids are impressionable, they grew up watching Cartman make fun of jews for humor, they imitated him online since south park was still cool and the internet was still new.

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>>6135216

>> No.6138354

>>6138312
>I don't like it so it's not true!

>> No.6138357

>>6138267
>/fit/, the pizza
that's cauliflower crust isn't it

>> No.6138373

>>6135191
Do MTFs get the women discount?
Seeing as how there is a Republican elephant on the booth I'm going to assume they are barred from purchase along with the Arabs?

>> No.6138374

>>6135187

what is it with fat girls and upper arm tattoos

>> No.6138382

>>6135649
Where's wrong with hard shell? Are you a faggot?

>> No.6138385

i really didnt want to look at this thread.


i have no self control

>> No.6138386

>>6138374
only lowlifes have tatoos.
lowlifes also tend to be fat

>> No.6138389

>>6138382
If you want to bite into your shell only to have it all crack and have the filling come out so you have to eat it in scoops, why didn't you just make nachos?

It's a horrible container, while tortillas are the best edible container around, far better than any kind of bun or other bread.

>> No.6138409
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6138409

This is the food most French people eat daily.

>> No.6138428

>>6138316
You may stand by that, but I stand by the claim that there are things the leftists are doing in the name of feminism that is morally wrong and most likely detrimental to their cause.

Mainly the shit about positive discrimination in the form of quotas and giving certain groups special treatment.

>> No.6138480

>>6135328

But the best part of a pb and j is when the jam crystallises the bread. For what reason is this a thing?

>> No.6138483

>>6138283
Go back to your reddit crap. I didn't even say anything bad, that's how I know you're from reddit, you piece of shit,

>> No.6138490 [DELETED] 

>>6138304
Wow, you really ARE from reddit. HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

>> No.6138502

>>6135223
Some kid almost ate that.

>> No.6138505

>>6137200

I'd annihilate that. Nigga, you never had a pb and b sandwich?

>>6137961

Shut your whore mouth. Smiley fries are the best fry.

>>6138017

You're illiterate. x cents off does not mean it costs x cents.

>> No.6138576 [DELETED] 

>>6138505
It does if you're a nigger

>> No.6138583

>>6135191
>GOP banner on the table
>falling for this bait still
It's a good one, I'll admit.

>> No.6138587

>>6135203
That tastes ok, but it isn't sushi. Yeah, I'm mad, and yes, I have low standards.

>> No.6138591

>>6135211
fffffriday night, motherfucker

>> No.6138593

>>6138251
Mice and Men was bretty good. I read The Wayward Bus on my own in HS too. Steinbeck is cool.

>> No.6138618

>>6135223
Fuck that thing looks fucking gross.

>> No.6138661

>>6136104
This isn't wshh, but yes ny hol this L

>> No.6138663

>>6135223
That patty is down right astronomical.

>> No.6138668

>>6135237
ayyo gurl wan sum sides ?

>> No.6138674

>>6138661
Why dont you hold this D?

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>>6138674
Cuz I'm not a gay timberland boots wearing ny rat that take L's everyday such as yourself, btw here you dropped this.

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>>6138217
>the ham is cubes

>> No.6138954

>>6138871
Why wouldn't it be?

>> No.6138967 [DELETED] 

>>6138312
No you fuck off you cancerous, neo-4chan, reddit using, butthurt off-board linking, newfag piece of shit.

>> No.6138983

>>6135226
I like Pam.

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>>6135223
I don't think i can ever eat a burger again after seeing that
jfc

>> No.6139059

>>6135223
How are here blisters on there? I don't get it? Even if it were fully cooked... Just, those blisters.

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>>6135217
>the little brat's snack pack

Fucking little snot.

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>>6137200
I'm that tourist in Paris who pays 15 euros for one of those at the shops on Rue di Rivoli.

>> No.6139100

>>6137399
Nurse too. Used to assist Pathologist with autopsies. Have seen pus like that filling bronchi and tracheas of people who died of pneumonia. If the animal was hung upside down, could have drained into esophagus too. Gross.

>> No.6139109

>>6137032
Yeeeup. 10% relevant, 90% 7th grade immaturity.

>> No.6139135

>>6138217
My mom used to make us green eggs and ham and it tastes just fine (she just incorporated spinach and arugula), but that monstrosity cries for death.

>> No.6139156

>>6138871
Do you shape your ham bits into spheres or something? Triangles?

>> No.6139158

>ctrl-f "mcdank"
>0 results

it's called a mcdank.

>> No.6139159

>>6137241
That's pretty intense. I had a lot of trouble eating an animal burger.

>> No.6139190

>>6135244
There is no way you can categorically say that egg is very runny though since it hasn't been cut into.

And fuck you, runny yolks are god tier as fuck.

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>>6139190
>There is no way you can categorically say that egg is very runny though

Well, good thing for you he didn't say that at all then.

>> No.6139280

>>6135430

Its chicken parmesan for kids? I dont get it.

>> No.6139385

>>6138251
You read SoUE in high school?? Are you a fucking retard?

>> No.6139662 [DELETED] 

>>6139190
back to reddit

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>>6135203
>americans

>> No.6140255

>>6139662
>>6135257
>>6135262
>>6138483
>>6138967
>>6139662

How to tell that someone is unoriginal and simply tapping into the retarded 4chan hivemind.

>muh reddit!

Fucking pathetic.

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>> No.6140286

i don't ever go to mcdonalds but i've always assumed the "mcgangbang" is just a ruse so that people ask for it but then get embarassed when they are told it's not a real thing and they asked for a mcgangbang

>> No.6140291

>>6139385
I was actually mixing it up with An Inspector Calls. I don't think I've actually read SoUE.

>> No.6140292

Yesterday my dinner was gingerbread cookies wrapped in tortillas. One tortilla held 3 cookies and there were 6 tortillas total, then after that I ate the remaining cookies for dessert.

>> No.6140295

>>6140286
you don't "ask" for a mcgangbang. you buy the burgers and put it together by yourself.

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>> No.6140375

>>6140295
I made one back in Nov. I'm overly paranoid so I went for the server who I thought looked least likely to know what a McGangbang was - just in case he knew what I was planning based on the ingredients.

Yes, I have mild aspergers.

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>>6137330
>>6137330

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>>6137674

>> No.6140404

>>6140296
Huh that doesn't sound to bad if it was homemade. Like a real hot chili in a real yorkshire.

>> No.6140417

>>6138244
!!!I WANT MY SHRIMP BACK!!!

>> No.6140429
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>>6138267
Tofu?

>> No.6140449

>>6135184
>"people" actually eat this shit

>> No.6140452

"Halal Wild Venison Hunting - Gordon Ramsay"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_Sdj_PK3I8

Made me cringe.

>> No.6140456

>>6138148
I like those..

>> No.6140457

>>6136055

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.6140461

>>6140452
how the fuck can they even tell?

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>>6135531
whenever i watch greg's kitchen, i get severe cognitive dissonance from him saying "this looks absolutely delicious!" while staring at some eggy ramen slop

>> No.6140516

>>6140285
pretty patties?

>> No.6140553

>>6135146
>tfw I'm the one who brought cringe threads to /ck/

not even sorry.

>> No.6140614

>>6138217
>food coloring
>cubed ham
M-mom?

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>>6135531
3:37

the idea wouldnt be that bag if it werent a giant fuckign monster of fat and gluttony

id be interested in smaller versions of it tho

>> No.6140685

>>6135328
Holy fuck, you just brought back some crazy nostalgia.
when i was in grammar school they use to give us those on rainy days when we couldn't go out for recess.
They were kept refrigerator so they were nice and cold, so fucking good.

>> No.6140706

>>6135203
>slap a raw fish on some rice
>WA LA!
>that'll be $100 bucks

pure pleb shit. fuck off weeb

>> No.6140714

>>6140706
Pretty sure those are cheetos on that rice kek.

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>>6135203
>cheetos

>> No.6140734

>>6136157
I thought this was a Kazakhstani horse milking forum

>> No.6140743

>>6135328
does anyone else make PBJ with non berry jam? I like to use plum jam or marmalade

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>> No.6140792

>>6137330
>>6140388
Holy fuck, all my life i thought it was just a joke. Fucking catsup really exists, what the fuck

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>>6140792

>> No.6140911

>>6135262
>libtarded policy
What's so "libtarded" about it?
And if this is "satire" then the joke backfires miserably. Stupid republican bitch.

>> No.6140913

>>6138283
Maybe you should self-examine the bigotry you tolerate here then.

>> No.6140914

>>6140792

Me too. Either a joke or just how kids mispronounce it or something. Jeepers creepers. Seriously. Wat.

>> No.6141331
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http://youtu.be/rVza_AnhQ3E?t=3m45s

>> No.6141352
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>>6141331
would eat/10

>> No.6141377

>>6135146
I love the once-a-week articles I see on secret foods to order at restaurants. As if I'm supposed to walk into a McDonalds and be like
>H-hey I'd like a McGangbang please. A MCGANGBANG.

>> No.6141482

>>6135199
Why is this cringe? It's a traditional english crusine. Pretty good one as well.

>> No.6141493

>>6138663
undderated post.

>> No.6141535

>>6141377

I've also heard 'McChurger'

My college town would make them. Extra 70c to add the chicken patty

>> No.6141549

>>6138409
Frenchfag here, holy shit

>> No.6141554

>>6138409
>except it's not

>> No.6141765

>>6135187
You don't need a fucking sandwich

>> No.6141793

>>6135152

Are you fucking retarded? An orgy has multiple people of both genders, not just a few guys and one girl. A gangbang isn't gangrape you stupid virgin fuck, fuck off.

>> No.6141802

>>6135430

I skimmed it at first and thought it said chicken nugger casserole.

>> No.6141818

>>6135223

My mom used to serve these. It was called sirloin patties. Much thicker than a hamburger, but served without the bun. I remember those pick marks or boils or whatever the fuck. They seemed to have something lining the edge as if it were a severed artery. No noticeable texture though. Very lean though and boring.

>> No.6141828
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>> No.6141842

>>6141828
kraft mac and cheese is a base product, not something you eat on its own

>> No.6141855

>>6141842
Probably millions of people eat it on it's own.
And no matter what you do with it, it's shit.

>> No.6141863

>>6141855
eat my ass faggit, try this

>mac and cheese
>cook noodles how you want them
>add heavy cream, milk, cheese powder, garlic powder, cayenne pepper and chili powder
>add enought hat you can sorta see the grit
>eat it

shits fucking good, you just arent trying hard enough

>> No.6141869

>>6141863
its still shit poorfag

>> No.6141887

>>6141869
fight me bitch sissy

>> No.6141992

>>6137351

and you were confused about the satirical nature of this image for completely unrelated reasons: namely that you're thick.

>> No.6142021

>>6138264

nah dawg the bun ain't dat fatty

>> No.6142025

>>6138480

>when the jam crystallises the bread.

what

>> No.6142030

>>6138871

>ham only ever exists in the form of slices

>> No.6142036

>>6138251

catcher in the rye all day erry day

>> No.6142037

ask a guy who just ate a 3/2 mcgangbang with a large shake anything

>> No.6142121

>>6135191
I don't care this is satire, those cupcakes look like complete shit.

At least buy some Wal-mart bakery crap instead of feeding everyone your flavorless, licked-icing job Betty Crocker rocks.

>> No.6142148

>>6138357
/fit/ would never eat tofu. They'd mock you for eating phytoestrogens.

>> No.6142154

>>6136723
This is so trash but it looks amazing as fuck

>> No.6142166

>>6138251
>high school book
wut
I read that back in second grade.

>> No.6142167

>>6142148

>They'd mock you for eating phytoestrogens.

As they perform their gallon-of-milk-a-day ritual and ingest animal estrogens

>> No.6142365

>>6140285

Those taste really really good

>> No.6142492

>>6140292
How high were you?

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>>6141828
>not eating the shapes.

Am I the only person who feels like they objectively taste better?

>> No.6142527

>>6142516
yes.

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>>6142516
NO. THE CHEESE TO PASTA RATIO GOES UP By A TON

>> No.6142853

>>6138283
Angry cuck detected.

>> No.6142864

>>6135238
>Implying runny yolks which spill their eggy goodness all over whatever they are on top of are not categorically superior to shitty hard yolks

>> No.6142873

>>6135244
runny yolk is delicious because it's fat, like thick chicken butter

runny egg white is gross because the texture is different, it has to be fully cooked. you even absorb more protein from a fully cooked egg white.

>> No.6142883

>>6140375
some places will make it for you. But most will look at you funny.

>> No.6142920

>>6141842
as a kid I ate it alone all the time. But if my dad made it it had to have hot dog pieces in it.

>> No.6142940

>>6139158
It's called "I hate my parents and spend my allowance on weed and PPW vidya" since your car and phone is already payed off from mom and "dad".

>> No.6142961

>>6140286
I remember some of the workers at the mcdonalds next to my old highschool knowing what it was and would make it for you.

it's still a silly thing to ask for, and they never make it right properly!

>> No.6142962

>>6142940
I sense some projection here.

>> No.6142968
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>Funnel cakes as buns
>Powdered sugar on it

This is what we in the healthcare field call, job security.

>> No.6142986

>>6140292
you're my new favorite person. Don't ever change who you are.
I once made a "sandwich" out of peanut butter, cookies and wheat bread.

>> No.6142989

>>6138267
Oh dear god, please don't be pate.

>> No.6143031

>>6142166
>second grade

WTF. Are you even old enough to be here? I was a senior in college when it came out.

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>> No.6143053

>>6135421
Fuck this made me cringe so hard

>> No.6143660

>>6135569
And what if it's a mom making her kid food out of their favourite book?

You're just butthurt your mom never did this, frankly I am too

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r8 my pizza /ck

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Would you?

>> No.6144057

>>6143791
Would eat.

>> No.6144148

>>6135191