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can we get a /ck/ cringe thread?

>> No.6104336
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>>6104330

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>>6104330
This reminds me of the scene in "Selena" when she and her boyfriend are eating pizza and he whips out a little bottle of tabasco sauce that he apparently keeps in a holster at all times. However, his love of hot sauce is never referenced at any other point in the film. Does anybody else remember this scene and think it was weird? Or am I just weird...

>> No.6104349
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whiskey of all kinds
hot sauce
avocados
bacon
vegan food
suit kid
ramen
japanese food/sushi
borneo's fat hands
oats
rice and beans
poor college kids
my boyfriend's mom's stepcousin's dog died how do i make soup
california
chicago
new york
mexican food weebs
alcoholic circle jerks
steak pro
people who think raw fat on steak makes it good
poor people who eat tripe and tongue because they're too edgy to eat normal meat
people who argue over cheeseburgers
whiskey
scotch
IPAs

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>>6104343
nice one.

>> No.6104353

>>6104347
Just realized it was Chalula, which only makes the scene even weirder. After he puts the sauce on the pizza they both take a bite and realize it's too hot. Chalula is not that hot! This is nuts, gang!

>> No.6104357

>>6104347
I've seen that movie, but I don't remember that scene.

Cholula is definitely a cringe hot sauce.

>> No.6104365

>>6104340
Is that supposed to be a Narwhal?

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>>6104349
your bait is turning me on

>> No.6104368

>>6104353
Hell, I might as well just post a link to the scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmXqVW7Ux7s

Happy New Years! Enjoy!

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>>6104330
they smell like literal garbage.

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HAHA love this post so much.

>> No.6104375

"What can I add to ramen to make it better?"

>> No.6104378

>>6104350
Oh come on

>> No.6104383
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>>6104349
black coffee
tea
why do americans
restaurant horror stories lies threads
that one guy who posts anime reaction images
fazolis
unironically arguing about fast food
whiskey
i just sucked down my boyfriend's creamy load please give me pizza dough recipes
vegan false flags
non-vegan false flags
it's not pizza if it's not from X location in italy with artisanal ingredients so enjoy your tomato bread amerilards threads
i missed my train, alcohol thread
chipotle is worse than buffalo diarrhea in my ear because my local burrito place is a broken down pickup truck that slaughters goats on location so you know it's better threads
>>6104366
>bait
whiskey-drinking, organ-eating, scarf-wearing portlander detected

>> No.6104387

>>6104330
Craft beer.

>> No.6104391

>>6104330
>Not Huy Fong Sriracha
>Sriracha

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>>6104383
keep going im getting harder

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>real food threads trolled
>meme food and troll threads bumped
>everything ever on /ck/

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Cheese woman - classic wat

>> No.6104430

>>6104345
Why would someone specifically go out of their way to eat smashed food? Disgusting.

>> No.6104435

>>6104371
Have you tried Satisfries? They taste as skunk smells.

>> No.6104440

>>6104430
I think the idea is to have a compact, calorie dense food that can be stored for many hours in a backpack or something. Meant to be eaten by hunters that spend all day in the woods.

>> No.6104442

>>6104422
Shoot, $300 for 30 minutes of work? You'd have to be crazy to turn that down!

>> No.6104453

>>6104336
fuck you. pabst is a damn good cheap beer.
I'm not letting a bunch of skinny jeans wearing faggots ruin it for me.

>> No.6104454

>>6104453
hipster detected

>> No.6104465

>>6104422
>Job Type: Casual

>> No.6104497

>>6104383
>it's not pizza if it's not from X location in italy with artisanal ingredients so enjoy your tomato bread amerilards threads
I've never seen this. I have seen, and agree with, the sentiment that it's not X if someone, usually an American, adds Y, Z, P and Q to it and/or omits A, B and C from it. It happens all the fucking time here.

>hi guys! i made pizza margherita
>i didn't have tomatoes, so i used tomato paste
>also, i didn't have mozzarella, so i used string cheese
>also, i didn't have flour to make dough so i used pillsbury grands dough
>also, i did have olive oil to drizzle on top so i used canola oil
>also, i didn't have fresh basil so i used romaine lettuce
>but it's totally still margherita!!
>ugh, it tastes like shit!
>italian pizza is disgusting, i'm just gonna get domino's

And before you claim it doesn't happen: corn starch and tartar sauce. Look it up. In quotes. "corn starch and tartar sauce."

>> No.6104521

>>6104497
>"corn starch and tartar sauce."
http://www.feastie.com/recipes-ingredients/tartar-sauce/ingredients/cornstarch-7239/ingredients/granulated-onion-9907
?_?

>> No.6104525

>>6104521
http://4chandata.org/ck/HELP-ME-DEAR-GOD-WHAT-HAVE-I-DONE-a533108

>> No.6104555

>>6104345
those actually look pretty damn good

all those cold cuts

>> No.6104558

>>6104347
>>6104357
>>6104368
>>6104353
fuck i need to rewatch the movie and see if hes wearing that thing at any other point in the film

>> No.6104581

>>6104383
>>6104349
>he doesn't eat avocados
>he doesn't eat bacon
>he doesn't use hot sauce
>he doesn't eat orgran meat
rest is p memetic doe xd

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>>6104555
It's just one meat - Steak. Can someone post the infographic for this tard that somehow got out on New Year's Eve.

>> No.6104609

>>6104349
>not liking the Report of the Week

>> No.6104642

>>6104350
Yowch

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>>6104609
>pretending to like an autist in a michael klump suit

>> No.6104663

>>6104440
That's a retarded way of doing it then.

>> No.6104666

>>6104497
I love on recipe sites where in the reviews everyone wildly and fundamentally changes the posted recipe, then rates the original.

>> No.6104667

>>6104663
Are MREs any better?

>> No.6104672

>>6104667
Yeah.
I was mainly referring to the ingredients. Whoever out that sandwich together has no clue what calorie dense is, exhibited by taking up most of the volume with a lean cut of undried meat.

>> No.6104731

>>6104349

>no Joey

Based

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this fucking trite

>> No.6104742

>>6104738
You mean "tripe" or "trite shit/stuff".

>> No.6104761

>>6104738
I remember this thread god dam

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>>6104731
>no joey
why do you think i listed suit kid instead

>> No.6104896

>>6104672
you think prime rib is lean?
you should probably just shut up now.
you don't know what the ingredients of the sandwich are it's history and purpose.
lurk more.

>> No.6104903

>>6104896
Compared to summer sausage? Fuck yes it is.

Or if calorie density is the goal, fuck meat and go with cheese, unless you want to do something like pimicine or however that is spelled. Or some kind of sugar and complex carb.

Whatever its history or significance it does a shit job of being calorie dense.

>> No.6104910

>>6104903
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.6104913

>>6104365
When does the Narwhal bacon. It's a meme.

>> No.6104915

>>6104910
... you got some non sequitur on your reply sir.

>> No.6104928

>>6104903

Lurk more.

>lurk more.

>> No.6104956

>>6104903
>>6104672
>>6104663
>>6104555
>>6104430

>>6104440 reporting
You fools. I don't have the infographic but here is the link to the calorie dense shooter's sandwich:

http://www.socialphy.com/posts/off-topic/12840/Ultimate-Sandwich.html

Please tell me how this is not calorie dense or a much heartier, more satisfying or more appropriate food for the intended eater of the shooter's sandwich - a hunter who spends hours in the woods, not days people. This is not survival food. It's meant to sustain.

>> No.6104964

>>6104956
Well I didn't know that was its intended purpose. Usually it's just fagitz on plebbit who make them.

>> No.6104967

>>6104453
You seen the price of it lately? They already have.

>> No.6104969

>>6104435
are those the crinkle ones?

>> No.6104978

>>6104663
Considering it's from a time before even ice boxes though...
Also it doesn't even seem that bad to me. I mean, I'd rather eat it at its original density but when you look at its practicality I mean come on. It's not like the nobility were going to bring pre packaged, individually wrapped cliff bars or some shit out on there fox hunts.

>> No.6104979

>>6104969
Yes. Fried in 100% pure Chinese gutter oil.

>> No.6104990

>>6104368
>watching jlo

Fuck me

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This shit is right up there in the nasty cringe zone.

kikkoman sriracha

Have fun with that shit.

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>>6104349
nice

>> No.6105038

>>6104343
pretty much this
there are times when /ck/ has a decent amount of interesting thread topics
usually the majority of the posts in such threads are total shit
on rare occasion most of a thread will be interesting

>> No.6105044

>>6104956
> hours not days
which further pounds home the idea that meat is wasted volume.
> something better to sustain
what is trail mix? If you have to have meat, trail mix and a can of Vienna sausages.
> lurk more
protip: just because you know one retarded thing that you saw referenced here a month ago that someone else missed/didn't pay attention to does not mean you've been here longer or know the board better.
>>6104978
> before iceboxes
you might want to look up just what summer sausage is

>> No.6105051

>>6104349
>steak pro
>implying king isn't the best troll this board has seen in ages

>> No.6105056

>>6105044
I wasn't talking about Sumner sausage. I don't know what a summer sausage is. I don't like sausage.

>> No.6105059

>>6105044
damn d99d that shit;'s shakespearans and stuff.

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>>6105038

>> No.6105073

>>6105072
and they're not even good threads, they're just the least shitty ones.

>> No.6105082

>>6104738

nutrionless shitty ramen noodles dont taste like anything much to begin with so it wouldn't be too awful eating it

>> No.6105083

Hardly ever even hear anything about PHS here anymore, makes me feel feels

>> No.6105091

>>6105073
Have you ventured into that lemonade one? I'll wait while you repost that image sans lemonade thread.

>> No.6105095

>>6105091
Check out the lemon party you'll fit right in.

>> No.6105107

>>6105044

> wasted volume; hours not days
Again, It's not about backpacking/hiking in which considerable thought is put into the weight of your gear. It's about having food that is:

> calorie dense, much heartier, more satisfying

It's a throwback to the old days. If I went hunting I wouldnt be caught dead breaking out my chex mix and vienna sausages for lunch like a third grader.

The reason I know so much about the sandwich is because it was the topic of the very first /ck/ thread I ever read about 5 years ago
>

>> No.6105202

>>6104349
>people who think raw fat on steak makes it good

is this a thing what the fuck, I can't imagine anything less appetizing than uncooked fat on a steak

>> No.6105242

>>6104350
holy shit what a faggot

>> No.6105313

>>6105107
> It's not about x it's about x
you're retarded
> throwback
no, no it's not. No one save royalty would consider something like that out and about food, and they'd bring a kitchen along to make it fresh.

Crusty bread, fruit/root veggie, maybe some cheese and/or maybe some meat.

> chex/third grader
Imma pull my steak sammich from my pocket like a proper adult then.

> I was here five years ago and I remember my first thread
you're a sad, pathetic person.

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Not eating krill raw and taking small bites.

>> No.6105321

>Bacon-wrapped cheese nutella oreos

>> No.6105325

>>6104330
>I can't imagine anything less appetizing than uncooked fat on a steak
I think the edge of fat on steak is deliciousness, provided the steak is cooked properly. That means it was seasoned and seared (cooked properly). Even a rare steak can have a nice crust, if the chef isn't stupid, but a medium well is ideal. Ribeye is my favorite, followed by ny strip, followed by skirt steak....all cuts with delicious fat!

>> No.6105430

>>6105091
No, I'm in it to watch the new guys meat Sceak.

>> No.6105545

>>6105051
Jesus why do you like him?
his retarded style of writing?
The way he cried when someone threatened to send him shit?
how he fakes having an illness for sympathy attention?

>> No.6105694

>>6105313
Fight me faggot

>> No.6105706

>>6104349
Winner!

>> No.6105727

>>6104345
Why is that cringe? Shooters sandwich looks good and I would like to try making that one day.

>> No.6105732

>>6104956
>hours not days
>hunting is easy anon! you just go out with your gun, shoot an animal, and drag it back!
>clearly has never had the thrill of spending days in a blind, dead silent, covered in deer piss, waiting for a legal buck to show up and going home empty-handed

>> No.6105735

>>6105727
Do it. You'll realize just how pointless it is and how much better the ingredients would have been on their own had you not let them cool and squished them to shit.

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>>6105727
The only people who are making Shooter's sandwiches are doing so because they saw some epic meme on the le interwebs!

Pic very much related.

the cake is a lie!!111spork

>> No.6105745

>>6105743
Oh god, not that cake.

crrrinnngggeee

>> No.6105785

>>6104336
how old are you? literally no hipsters like pbr anymore

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>>6105743

>> No.6105789

>>6105785
>anymore
It's forever ruined.

Also, as someone else mentioned, have you checked the prices lately? Yeesh.

It was never really that good to begin with.

>> No.6105791

>>6105787
Noooooo make it stooooop

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>>6105791
So delicious and moist xd

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>>6105791

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>>6104330
Suck it up weebs.

>> No.6105812

>>6104330
>>>/ck/

>> No.6105816

>>6105735
seriously
When I was 6 I would take my sandwich and squish it flat before eating it. For a few months. Then I realized that it was shitty so I stopped doing it.
True story.

>> No.6105823

>With S2G, you’ll never worry about a sriracha-less meal again. No matter where you go, no matter what time of day, sriracha will be by your side.

#hipsterproblems

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>>6105743
>>6105745
>in a programming class
>professor is demonstrating algorithms and uses slices of cake as an example
>mentions a case where the cake has 0 slices
>student in the crowd actually stands up with a big smirk on his face and exclaims "So are you saying the cake is a lie?"
>the entire classroom erupts into a cacophonous storm of laughter as the original jokester is looking around the room as a standup comedian would, relishing how funny he is
>it takes at least a minute for the laughter fade into sniffling and the relieved sigh you hear people do when they laugh too hard

STEM and college as a whole was a huge mistake.

>> No.6105837

>>6104666
I know people who do that.

>> No.6105873

>>6105831
>the TE portion of STEM

lel

>> No.6105877

>>6105873

I'd love to study SM

>> No.6105888

>>6105877
id love to study S&M on your asshole if you know what i mean

>> No.6105906

>>6105873
What you do you got against engineering mang

>> No.6105922

>>6105906
its a joke field for people who can only follow steps.

>> No.6105926

>>6105831
This actually made me get up and walk to the other part of the house out of embarrassment, anger, and so many other feelings...

>> No.6105930

>>6105922
>only follow steps
So everything ever

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>>6104330

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>>6105935
>carbs and starches on top of carbs and starches

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>>6105935
Disgusting, never do that again and never post this picture ever.

>> No.6105967

>>6104667
I still want to try an MRE.
Call me insane but heck I'm on 4c.

The problem is just buying one and not a pallete of them.

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>>6105952

>> No.6105994

>>6105985
I don't understand. You could have had fries and you could have had a kinda shitty microwaved pizza. Why would you put them together?

>> No.6105997

>>6105994
I wanted to try something different.

>> No.6106001

>>6105952
What movie was that explosion from?

>> No.6106052

>>6104383
All these. Especially the alcohol threads. Great, you're drinking a new-to-you IPA from a local microbrewery. Fantastic. You don't have to tell us every night though.

>> No.6106059

>>6105967
Some are good, some are terrible, most are just there.

>> No.6106067

>>6105997

lol

>> No.6106073

>>6105001
>Kikkoman Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce is 100% food safe, unlike other high-bacteria srirachas in the market.

>> No.6106089

>>6105831
Its STEAM now because some pissy liberals got upset that their degrees aren't considered decent.

>> No.6106113

>>6104915
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.6106120

>>6106113
You're the one defending a compressed sandwich for its "history" and "purpose."

>> No.6106165

>>6106089
Does the "A" not stand for architecture?

>> No.6106168

>>6104330
>calling things meme food: the meme

>> No.6106192

>>6106165
Its art, but dont worry, its still STEM

>> No.6106209

>>6106089
Well maybe they should have picked a real degree instead of easy shit like English out psychology.

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>> No.6106333
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This board.

>> No.6106349
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This dude's intros. He's a brilliant cook but his forced radio voice along with the cowboy thingy is too cringey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zffi-HsNgsU

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>>6104350
>no chili peppers

>> No.6106628

>>6106349
Wow, this guy IS amazing.

>> No.6106631

>>6106349
"of course, hahahahaha, that's a good one!"

>> No.6106648

>>6104349

I love you anon

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>>6104350
>corn
>green beans
>no chili peppers
>basil in fucking chili
>wasting beer

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And to think I was about to delete this image today because I thought I wouldn't use it again.

>> No.6106714

>>6106672
there is literally nothing wrong with that picture

>> No.6106725

>>6106714
Sorry, I assumed too much. Here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABDF3052CBF1B195

>> No.6106764

http://lifestylesdefined.com/meet-the-artist-behind-2am-chili-and-cooking-comically/

He's actually taking credit for making the front page of reddit.

*shoots self*

>> No.6106854

>/v/ cringe threads are all about looking down on people who aren't ashamed of playing video games and enjoy them openly
>come to /ck/ and see this thread
>expect it to be full of people looking down on others for eating in public
>it's not

I guess not even 4chan is that bad.

>> No.6106864

>>6106725
>qt making triforce lemon bars

She can be obnoxious, yeah, but I don't really see a problem. Baking isn't easy, fool.

>> No.6106882

>>6104383
Still not as bad as /v/'s food hipsters.
>Anyone who doesn't only drink water and only eat vegetables and brown rice is a morbidly obese diabetic who passes kidney stones hourly.

They even seem to be the majority there.

>> No.6106892

>>6104350
Reminder that this was so bad it made even Reddit cringe.

>> No.6106901

>>6106001
You can tell by the dutch tilt, and the crap use of the frame, Armaggedon.

>> No.6107072

>>6104913
Just to explain it further, some stupid rebbitor decided that they should have a secret phrase to see if people they meet in real life are also rebbitors.

The problem is, if you're the kind of person who approaches strangers with "when does the narwhal bacon", you might as well just wear a snoo t-shirt to match your fedora.

>> No.6107125

>>6104738

I had a friend who made desert ramen one time, but not this fucked up. This made me laugh way too much.

>> No.6107139

>>6107072
They need to gas these people. This site included.

>> No.6107141

>>6106073
I know. I saw it on a shelf in a market and decided to give it a try. It really sucks, and into the garbage can it went.

If I hadn't of tried it, I woudln't have known that it sucked and would have wondered.

>> No.6107205

>>6104330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcLq4Wu0A8U

>> No.6107225
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>>6107205
It's so hard to be mad at Australians. She sounds adorable.

>> No.6107257

>>6107225
Australian accents grate my fucking nerves. Learn2speakproperly, fucking cunts.

>> No.6107268

>>6107257
Let me guess, you hate British accents too.

>> No.6107281

>>6107268
Southern accents yeah, but I'm from the north so I guess that's to be expected. Its like, I can even like the crazy Kiwi accents, but Australian accents just sound like Brits trying purposely to sound retarded.

>> No.6107283 [DELETED] 

>>6107268
Everyone hates Shitish accents, Nigel. It reminds us of what colossal faggots you lot are. Hey, remember the time a vegetarian in a diaper beat y'all without ever picking up a weapon? Or how about the time where you attempted to exterminate the Irish for 800 years and still failed?

>> No.6107293

>>6107283
Then the Irish went to America and inserted themselves into literally every white gene pool (and some blackies too) within about 100 years. Topkek, Hitler

>> No.6107296

>>6104336

its too well known as being associated with hipsters now to be actually bought by real hipsters (who drink craft ipas and wouldn't be caught dead with this cheap stuff)

that being said i think its fine for a beer that costs me 8 bucks for a 12 pack, god bless pbr

>> No.6107301

>>6107296
It was popular for the same reason that Shiner was popular, it was a decent beer for a decent price. Then the hipsters got into it and elevated its status artificially, now its held as God-tier beer, even though its not, and has been priced accordingly.

>> No.6107302

>>6104349
>posting all of that shit
>leaving out pizza

there are literally five pizza threads on /ck/ at any one time, the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.6107313

>>6104350

>putting all that work into chili
>ruining it with airport food court crackers

jesus christ i cringed hard, at least make it some fucking ritz crackers

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>>6107283
>hey remember that thing that happened a millennium ago that you weren't involved in at all, well I'm holding it against you personally

I'm not even British, you chucklefuck.

>> No.6107319 [DELETED] 

>>6107314
The 1940's were a millenium ago? As were the troubles? You went to public schools, didn't you, nigel? Don't deny your heritage, it's just embarassing.

>> No.6107325

>>6107319
I didn't really pay attention in history class. You said something about 800 years. Whatever.

I'm not denying that it happened. I'm just saying it's largely irrelevant, I am not my country and neither are you. Patriotism is cancerous.

>> No.6107335

>>6104350
>using a PSP as an MP3 player

>> No.6107338 [DELETED] 

>>6107325
>I got BTFO, time to move the goalposts!
FTFY nigel. BTW, being ignorant is not something to be proud of.

>> No.6107353

>>6107338
What goalposts? Then argument hasn't changed. You're just saying they should be experiencing some sort of British white guilt, and I still think that's horseshit.

You're so condescending and you keep shoving words in my mouth. I never claimed to proud. We're all ignorant, of a great many things, it's not something to chide people for either.

>> No.6107410

>>6106764
gross

>> No.6107425

>>6104357
Holy fucking shit, you hipster faggots are insufferable. How the fuck is Cholula "cringe worthy"? Because som is popular, it makes you cringe? I'll bet you think everyone who makes fun of your MLP collection just doesn't "get it" like you do, ya fucking cock sucking faggot..

>> No.6107442

>>6104497
Europoor pls go. /b/ is the board for artistic works of fiction, not here.

>> No.6107449

>>6105735
do you also get upset about paninis?

>> No.6107570

>>6104350
oh my fucking god i never noticed he wears his watch facing in

>> No.6107586

>>6107570
kek

>> No.6107594 [DELETED] 

>>6105732
So glad I don't hunt anywhere but the PNW. What passes for deer elsewhere just makes me laugh, and the great lengths you losers have to go to MAYBE shoot a buck (and only a buck, I can draw doe tags) makes me laugh. I go camping for a weekend, bag a giant mulie, dress it in the field, and enjoy fresh venison steaks within a week at most.

>> No.6107643

>not a single mention of quinky sauce

This used to be such a nice board. Now it's full of crackheads and gaybois looking for glory holes.

>> No.6107653

>>6107643
>quinky sauce
>cringe
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.6107657

>>6107653
You keep telling people to go there, but it should really be you going to that board.

>>>/out/

>> No.6107658 [DELETED] 

>>6107653
You know that isn't amusing, insulting, annoying, or well anything when you do it multiple times in a thread?

You need to learn variation.

>> No.6107664

>>6107657
>>6107658
>different people can't say the same thing
>>>/hm/

>> No.6107668

>>6107664
You're trying to spook me, aren't you? I think it's time for you to go.

>>>/x/

>> No.6107670

>>6104371

The smell bothers you?

BK fries go down like Lead paint chips

>> No.6107676

>>6104349
everything this guy said except avocados. that shit is just supreme.

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>>6104422
found

>> No.6107698

>>6104336
trash

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A pimple muffin

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>> No.6108242

>>6107338
you haven't got a very good argument to justify your existence, have you?

>> No.6108262

>>6106864
>qt
>wt
>wt
I HATE WOMEN ESPECIALLY MEME WOMEN

>> No.6108263

>>6107702
kek, "gerber" means "to throw up" in french

>> No.6108281

>>6104336
The town my college was in had a bar where you could get it draft for $1. A fucking beer for a dollar. It was great.

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>> No.6108350

>>6104497
>I didn't have fresh basil so I used romaine lettuce

my fucking sides

>> No.6108890

>>6105787
To be fair, that cake looks really good

>> No.6108906

>>6108281
What size, though? You can go to the VFW (Veterans of Foreign Wars) and get a pitcher for that much. Which is about five 12 oz cans of beer or 3 pints (for you britfags).

>> No.6108915

>>6108350
>>I didn't have fresh cilantro so I used parsley

>> No.6108963

>>6105810
i fucking agree. fuck me, it's a god damn animal cracker dipped in chocolate, for fuck sake.

>> No.6108972

>>6105940
>go to waffle house high as fuck
>order raisin toast and pecan waffle
>my friend gives me shit all night for ordering bread with a side of bread

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>>6107701
i've seen those, last time i was in NH..... i just can't even....

>> No.6109003

>>6104336
I'm from Milwaukee

Can I drink PBR without being a hipster?

>> No.6109007

>>6104349
>>6105026
>>6105706
>>6106648
>>6107676
Why does /ck/ hate whiskey?

>> No.6109067

>>6108263
I hate gerber. Its more expensive than beechnut and has gobs of flour for filler.

>> No.6109081

>>6109007
Because they are faggots who would rather drink shitty macro lagers like PBR.

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>>6107696

>> No.6109185

>>6106901
>crap use of the frame
It's cropped as fuck, you buzzword-wielding wannabe-patrician autist.

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>>6109222

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>> No.6110871

>>6107425
I think they meant by the metric of taste, one of the metrics by which all food is judged...

>> No.6110896

>>6110871
Cholula fucking sucks

>> No.6111094

Is OP's pic legit?

>> No.6111285

>>6104350
chilli gets drowned in memes

>> No.6111395

>>6109007

because whisky is better

>> No.6111420

>>6111395
In a pinch, hand sanitizer diluted with water will do. However, whiskey is fine too.

>> No.6111430

wouldn't it make sense to make a shooter sandwich if you want either a lot of one ingredient or a lot of different ingredients?

Also, who invented the sandwich, because I remember a picture on 4chan of a shooter sandwich, but I can't remember when that was made.

>> No.6111435

>>6104330
my grandma carries around a shaker of cayenne pepper in her purse

i bought her a keyring that had a container of ghost pepper powder on it, because she said cayenne wasn't hot enough

my grandma is pretty cool except she's kind of like randall's grandma from clerks and sometimes she's racist and drunk

>> No.6111477

>>6111435
Racist is bad? What are you, some kind of spic or gook?

>> No.6111496

I forgot to wash my hands after handling some jalapenos and I just had some alone time
everything burns
I thought you should know

>> No.6111500

>>6107696

Im leaving now

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>> No.6113475

>>6111477
His grandma carries around a shaker of ghost pepper pepper, I doubt that he's white

>> No.6113782

>>6109255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHLJP6J-LaQ

>> No.6113807

>>6104340
I don't get it. Maybe it's unhealthy, and I can't even tell what the horn is meant to be, but it's just regular cute food. Why cringe?

>> No.6113824

>>6105743
>>6105787
>>6105793
I know a guy who made one for his sister's 12th or 13th birthday.

Why anyone older than that would want one is beyond me

>> No.6113862

>>6104330
I already did this using a small condiment bottle filled from a large bottle at home. I brought it with me for bagged lunches. One of the best ideas of my life.

>> No.6113927

>>6106089
HAHAHAHA, no it's not. They're not fooling anyone

>> No.6114057

>>6104666
>I added an extra pound of vegetables and other random shit
>there was too little sauce
>2 stars

>> No.6114076

i cannot identify with this board-wide hatred of the shooter's sandwich. i had one made for me like 6 years ago and it was the fucking bomb. if you like cold cuts why the fuck wouldn't you like this?

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>> No.6114119

>>6104383
>i just sucked down my boyfriend's creamy load please give me pizza dough recipes


my fucking sides are gone

Is this a thing? I've not seen it posted in 6+ years of lurkin

>> No.6114125

>>6104391
Sriracha is just a town in Thailand, after all.

>> No.6114128

>>6104584
seconding this /r/

>> No.6114132

>>6104417

>that cultural appropriation

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>>6105935

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>>6104497
>>6104521
>>6104525

>> No.6114146

>>6111477
>>6113475
i'm a ginger-american

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>>6104584
>>6114128

>> No.6114158

>>6114155
Oh god, that looks terrible. Fucking reddit.

>> No.6114162

>>6114158

reddit didn't invent it you shit

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>> No.6114168

>>6114164
Nobody would make verticals about a Shooter's sandwich if it wasn't for dat dank karma mining.

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6114169

Not really cringeworthy, but worth alook.

>> No.6114173

>>6114168

you could reasonably suspect that people on here would dig it too considering the booru is full of things stuffed with other things.

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>>6114164
What the fuck. I don't even. What could somebody who buys Bud Ice possibly do with 4 Eggplants?

>> No.6114181

>>6114174

the same as anyone else could do with 4 eggplants.

>> No.6114190

>>6114155

>Wad of hot meat sitting on counter for four hours

>> No.6114196

>>6104346
Can these egg rolls take me to flavortown?

>> No.6114197

>>6107268
>>6107281

>>6107281 go eat your fucking pocky

>> No.6114207

>>6114190

>muh health

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>>6114174
Maybe they fuck them.

>> No.6114240

>>6105785
Whenever I go to a house show, everyone is drinking PBR. They're the kinds of people with drawn on eyebrows and creepers usually. Mostly nowadays I see Modelos, though.

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>> No.6114311

>>6105743
>The only people who are making Shooter's sandwiches are doing so because they saw some epic meme on the le interwebs!

Well... Isn't that why anyone makes anything. The only reason I bake bread, is because I read a recipe online. I didn't come up with the method myself. Seeing someone else do something, and then copying it, shouldn't automatically make it bad. We can't all be 100% original.

>> No.6114317

>>6105922
LOL... not if you do it right...

>inb4 don't know what I'm talking about

Physics/ChemE mustard

>> No.6114319

>>6106349
>But his forced radio voice along with the X thingy is too cringey.

Sums up about 99% of all how to style videos on YT.

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>> No.6114328

>>6114158
I don't get the pressing thing. But I don't think it looks bad by any means. It's just a steak sandwich for god sake.

You know what's fucking cringe? People how fall over them self to ridicule a sandwich, because it was posted on Reddit that one time.

>> No.6114769

>>6104347
As a hispanic woman, I remember that scene vividly.

>> No.6114809

>>6114155
That looks good though.

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>>6104330

>> No.6114971

>>6104336
I do like an ice-cold Pabst once in a while. I don't know if that's because I can't taste or what.

I think Narragansett might be becoming the new PBR.

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>>6104336
>implying PBR is not the Pepsi of beer
>implying Bud is not the Coke of beer
>implying cheap beer is bad

>> No.6115064

>>6104383
>I missed my train
I saw that thread. I thought about it like a week after the fact. Felt for the guy, man.

>> No.6115076

>>6106764
Lame but

>*shoots self*

*suicide bombs a Sbarro due to asterisk actions on 4chan*

>> No.6115082

>>6108988
Dude these are in NH?

Mainefag here - fuck NH. Inbreds choose to not wear seatbelts and shag dog-cousins

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>> No.6116013

>>6113807
Don't know if troll but the old way to detect a "le redditor" was to ask someone "what time does the narwhale bacone?" The answer, btw, is midnight. Anyway, it's cringey because of its association with reddit. Altho I'm pretty sure even "redditors" think it's a cringey thing now. TMYK.

>> No.6116033

>>6107570

That made me rage too. Of course he wears his stupid watch face in. That or he just put it on that way to get it into the shot. Either way he is a fucking faggot and I hate his guts.

>> No.6116426

>>6114169
Gets me every time.

>> No.6116452

>>6106052
Holy fuck, this.

>Look guize! This is my special snowflake $10 a bottle IPA microbrew that's only available between 3 and 4 am at my local brewery!
>I can guarantee it's better than your special snowflake beer!

I fucking hate beer snobs.

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>> No.6117597

>>6104763
I hate you for this picture.

>> No.6117602

>>6117561
At least it wasn't catsup

>> No.6117725

>>6114831
Choke on a cock and die.
Oatmeal raisin is delicious.

>> No.6117762

>>6117561
Wow it worked.

>> No.6117764

>>6104350
I used this recipe and liked it, am I a bad person? How should I be making chili?

>> No.6117791

>>6117764

too many spices of too low a quality, dried basil is an abomination, canned beans, fucking corn should be in a salsa or succotash or something, holy shit i just noticed he put green beans in there fuck that's awful, meat is underbrowned and it's generally better to use chunks of braising meat, and yeah just generally it's a massive bastardisation of chili that turns it into a characterless and generic spicy beef stew.

i'd eat it happily of course.

>> No.6117794

>>6104349
God what a gigantic faggot.
I bet you're a cat person and hate birthday parties too.

>> No.6117812

>>6104346
>Crispy, Crunchy & OFF 'DA HOOK
I'm dying

>> No.6118019

>>6105001
I like their soy sauce.

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>>6104350
>canned beans are OK but premixed seasoning is the devil
>basil in chili
>corn
>no chili peppers
>pre seasoned tomato sauce
>flour
I could deal with the edgy art and narration and maybe even the guy "showing off" his shit electronics if the recipe was even halfway decent

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>>6104738
You almost made my brother and I die form laughter

>> No.6118577

>>6104497
>I've never seen this.
If I has a nickel for every proclaimed Italian chime in something like that... I would be exactly rich because our board isn't as fast.

Also you're mixing up people who intentionally change stuff to a guy who had to resort to an alternative he pulled out of his ass because he couldn't go by instruction as intended.

>> No.6118579

>>6118577
*wouldn't be exactly rich

>> No.6118580

>cringe

>>>/reddit/

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>>6104347
That in turn reminds me of that scene in Fast n Furious Tokyo Drift where the main character has an accident and you can see a bottle of tabasco fly through his car in slow motion.

>> No.6118600

>>6104371
Are they different in the USA? BK fries are pretty damn good where I come from.

>> No.6118601

>>6104347

Why would anyone watch that? That's the crazy part.

>> No.6118602

>>6104340
That's not cringy, it's cute and creative

>> No.6118604

>>6107704
So non-stick it doesn't even stick to itself.

>> No.6118605

>>6106349

What accent is that even
Is he an american weeaboo
Weeaboo for murrica

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>> No.6118612

>>6106657
>>6118323
>problem with corn
Why? It's as important as the beans to me for chili.

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>>6118605
>on /ck/
>can't recognise a french accent

>> No.6118639

>>6114325
happy halloween, little shits!

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6118648

>>6104408
that's just a milk sauce. You gotta actually cook it in milk for that authentic taste.

>> No.6118681

>>6104350
God fucking damnit what a humongeous faggot.

>> No.6118713

>>6117561
That sandwich looks fucking disgusting even without the sauce

>> No.6118820

>>6105940
another internet soldier here huh? you guys don't come out that much

>> No.6119403

>>6106330
thinking not liking this makes your better than people who do. you are the same fucks who think mayo is disgusting. you are also probably fat.

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>>6104738

>> No.6119493

>>6118618

Oh shit the hamster. Fuck.

>> No.6119656

>>6104345
That belongs in a porn thread, not a cringe thread.

Why is it called the shooter's sandwich?

>> No.6119746

>>6118648
god fucking rabid fanboys

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>>6119493

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>>6104349
>mexican food weebs

>> No.6121716

>>6107704
throw some kerosene on that you casual

>> No.6121771

>>6121707
what does this even mean
are you saying he is a mexican food weeb or are you agreeing with him that mexican food weebs are awful
what
what

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>>6114325
Here's a summer version.