latest review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ocbIqQHzV4 god bless the janitor for removing the last joey thread despite it being about a FOOD critic and the FOOD he eats like joey, he does it all for free gyang

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latest review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ocbIqQHzV4

god bless the janitor for removing the last joey thread despite it being about a FOOD critic and the FOOD he eats

like joey, he does it all for free gyang

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 02:29:47 2014 No.6007723 His nutella video is beyond disturbing

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 03:01:24 2014 No.6007780 File: 25 KB, 500x374, bravo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What uh... "reviews" are recommended to those new to Joey?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 03:12:36 2014 No.6007798 >>6007780 All of them. You must begin from the start and view Joey's descent into madness and then his ascension to culinary godhood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 03:15:23 2014 No.6007802 >>6007798 Alright, I've watched the first few. Chubby bunny. That mouth. The marshmallow coagulation spewing from his mouth. Saltine crackers. Spewing everywhere. You're telling me it gets worse?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 03:20:48 2014 No.6007809 >>6007780 his nutella and then chorizo challenges set the stage perfectly

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 03:24:36 2014 No.6007816 >>6007802 Welcome to the wild ride known as Joey's World Tour. >>6007809 is right.

Anonymous Tue Nov 25 03:28:31 2014 No.6007821

>The cinnamon challenge.
>He grabs a can of soda
>That baking soda and vinegar reaction that ejects from his mouth

>eating raw sausage
>squeezes it out like a giant turd from its casing
>that huge bite he always takes
>the sausage/vomit oozing between his fingers
>"Alright, let me try it again."

>twinkie challenge
>downs those twinkies without effort
Probably the least disgusting challenge so far.

This man. There's something fascinating about watching him do this. Did his camera man fucking give up after 4 videos?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 03:35:28 2014 No.6007831 >>6007821 wide speculation around /ck/ about where his life has gone and how much he has alienated the people around him see:when he starts to have videos from only his car

Anonymous Tue Nov 25 03:36:44 2014 No.6007834
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>>6007821
Continuing onward...
>baking soda and vinegar
>fucked up his shirt
>baking soda/vinegar around his mouth
>his little mickey mouse hat is perfectly fine

>THE NUTELLA CHALLENGE
>that initial struggle to reach the nutella
>the disaster it becomes in literally one second
>mouse ears fall off
>those anguished groans and slobbering
>the retching and nutella caked on his teeth dripping down

>he's a personal chef

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 03:41:08 2014 No.6007842 >>6007834 big difference between personal chef and caterer

Anonymous Tue Nov 25 03:45:29 2014 No.6007851

>>6007834
>Green wasabi challenge
>ripped shirt
>"It's a green tuuuuurd ahaha!"
>camera man is back and is witnessing this and does not try to put a stop to it
>that disgusting green mess he manages to expel in the most disgusting way possible
>his race to the sprinkler
>the camera man is laughing, still not putting a stop to this madness

>Sriracha challenge
>doesn't even put that much in his mouth but manages to get more caked around his mouth than inside

I can't continue posting my reactions. It's going to boil down to the same shit but somehow even worse with each "challenge".

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 04:06:14 2014 No.6007877 >>6007851 tbh his challenges are all pretty outwardly the same its with the reviews that his inner sadness comes about

Anonymous Tue Nov 25 04:26:59 2014 No.6007896

over christmas, i want to make an animation about him and a little boy. it would be over an inspirational song with bells sung by a child. joey would save the boy from his drinking dad and maggot mom and take him on a tour around the world, eating fast food in every country, until they went to the home depot snack shack in heaven.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 08:01:07 2014 No.6008149 >>6007645 Man, I don't know what we'd do without the janitor protecting us from all these food related threads

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 08:05:58 2014 No.6008155 Any Bay Area bros going to invite Joey for Thanksgiving?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 15:25:34 2014 No.6009149 >>6007821 >>6007834 >>6007851 The sad part is nobody probably even challenged him to do these things. He probably just did it for attention.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 19:14:28 2014 No.6009769 >>6008155 As a chef or as a guest?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 19:40:14 2014 No.6009811 >>6007896 ;,,(

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 20:15:49 2014 No.6009926 File: 654 KB, 500x400, 1416283078872.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6007896 One of the better posts I've ever read on 4chan. I'm serious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 20:19:34 2014 No.6009946 File: 11 KB, 300x199, gannascoli_3[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dude reminds me of vito from the sopranos

Anonymous Tue Nov 25 20:23:51 2014 No.6009949

>>6007645
>despite it being about a FOOD critic and the FOOD he eats

It's about a fat guy making a fool of himself for your entertainment. He could be rubbing dirt into his genitals for all the difference it makes.

The mod was right and I hope this thread is deleted and you get b&.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 20:25:48 2014 No.6009953 >>6009949 Seriously fuck off, if /tv/ gets to have RLM threads and /mu/ gets to have Fantano threads, /ck/ gets to have Joey threads

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 21:02:49 2014 No.6010034 >>6009953 What? Are you implying RLM is bad?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 21:08:23 2014 No.6010050 >>6010034 RLM is most definitely bad, but my point is that people there can talk about reviewers without overzealous, autistic janitors stepping in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 21:11:01 2014 No.6010058 >>6010050 fuck you, RLM is funny and I enjoy watching it

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 21:14:12 2014 No.6010065 >>6010058 RLM is actually the opposite of funny, but I'd still respect your right to discuss it on the appropriate board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 21:29:34 2014 No.6010116 Are we getting a new video tonight gang?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 21:49:12 2014 No.6010154 >>6010116 Probably I'm probably more hyped for his review with Ken

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 21:54:55 2014 No.6010168 >>6007802 you havent seen anything till the chorizo challenge

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 22:16:11 2014 No.6010214 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MENDYDlBPn8

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 22:32:05 2014 No.6010251 File: 1.00 MB, 480x270, woowoowoowoowoo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6010214

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>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 23:10:01 2014 No.6010320 >>6010251 The review this was taken from is Joey's magnum opus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw1_1rPq2LA Prove me wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 23:17:43 2014 No.6010333 >>6007780 Essential https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFCr-lsuKuM

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 23:23:49 2014 No.6010342 >>6007821 "i can taste the intestines"

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 23:24:56 2014 No.6010347 >>6007780 >>6010320 this one here is the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW1zeM5Hatk

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 23:27:28 2014 No.6010353 >>6010347 >>6010320 here Yeah, KFC boneless really is his best, and I'm pretty sure it's his first. His chewing alone really makes this, and the inhaling sounds. It's also probably his most annoying video

Anonymous Tue Nov 25 23:30:51 2014 No.6010362

Arguably his finest work coming through--
http://youtu.be/gFlzcumOTQQ

>That unmistakeable look of sadness and loneliness in his eyes
>The self conscious looking over his shoulder at someone in next car probably staring at him
>Proclaiming himself a cheese expert, yet not being able to name all of the cheeses on the pizza
>Losing his train of thought and confessing "I just wish you guys were here" while choking back tears

BRAVO JOEY

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 23:32:49 2014 No.6010365 >>6010347 >sitting in the parking lot waiting for them to open Also did he do a line of coke before doing the video?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 23:34:15 2014 No.6010370 >>6010365 I've noticed that a lot of the heavier food reviewers like to get into a place as soon as it opens, probably because there's less people there to stare at them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 23:44:32 2014 No.6010387 >>6010362 jesus fucking christ

Anonymous Tue Nov 25 23:47:56 2014 No.6010395

>>6010320
>>6010362
This one is probably up there as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N97uBHalZUg

>blanket over driver side window so nobody can see him eating oreos in his truck
>trying to hide the fact that he ate half the package of oreos before he started recording

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 23:50:35 2014 No.6010400 >>6010362 That is the true face of addiction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 23:58:19 2014 No.6010412 File: 108 KB, 453x500, 1370707439094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6010395 >trying to hide the fact that he ate half the package of oreos before he started recording

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 23:59:24 2014 No.6010416 >>6010395 >trying to hide the fact that he ate half the package of oreos before he started recording Look closely anon, he ate all but one

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 25 23:59:52 2014 No.6010419 just dropped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR6-tvp0xcw

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 00:04:25 2014 No.6010427 >>6010419 Honestly the lighting obscuring his face, and his calm demeanor, this looks like it could be the dry run for his suicide video.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 00:05:34 2014 No.6010430 >>6007821 >>the sausage/vomit oozing between his fingers holy shit that's vile

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 00:06:59 2014 No.6010434 >>6010419 >his room >the juacamole >you're killing me taco bell

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 00:08:57 2014 No.6010442 >>6010430 This is also mandatory http://webmup.com/8RNq1/

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 00:12:28 2014 No.6010449 >>6010442 >1974-Burger every time

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 00:14:39 2014 No.6010454 >>6010419 >mfw the video started and he wasn't in his truck I bet he fimed it in his room to shutup all the people saying he was living in his truck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 01:40:37 2014 No.6010661 >>6010419 > why would he review food in his room end not the kitchen?

Anonymous Wed Nov 26 01:52:59 2014 No.6010681

>>6010419
That was bleak. Joey is either renting a room or has moved back in with his mother.
>That 40's big band music bleeding in from a radio in the other room
>The dressed room to reflect Joey's interpretation of what a young person would have on their walls
>Possibly a niece or nephew's crude drawing of him on the wall over his shoulder. Either that or a drawing of a Hershey's kiss

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 01:54:38 2014 No.6010685 i have reported this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 02:26:14 2014 No.6010748 File: 117 KB, 320x263, fingerless-gloves-fedora[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6010685 god bless you

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 02:33:06 2014 No.6010769 >>6007645 H...has he lost weight since he started? Or are those seemingly less numerous chins a function of the camera angle and lighting like some sort of obesity mirage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 02:57:34 2014 No.6010853 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUT0eta7jXA

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 03:26:19 2014 No.6010948 Plebs don't know about the Panda Express review. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8LoLKnZ6yo

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 04:22:05 2014 No.6011027 >>6010419 man considering he has given 5's to some of the most vile foods on the planet (like 7-eleven doritos loaded) those taco bell things must be abysmal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 07:12:16 2014 No.6011241 >>6010419 This is the saddest thing I've seen all year. How old is Joey?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 08:45:26 2014 No.6011375 File: 642 KB, 853x474, slum.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NEW REVIEW! NEW REVIEW! NEW REVIEW! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR6-tvp0xcw

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 10:13:12 2014 No.6011538 >>6011241 32. That's his childhood room at his parent's house.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 10:19:48 2014 No.6011551 >>6011241 42. That's his childhood room at his parent's house. You can get a glimpse of how unkempt his room is from the dirty clothes and the days old McDonald's large coke in the background.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 10:21:35 2014 No.6011555 File: 104 KB, 514x514, 1410328238880.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why the fuck is it always with the "I'm baaaack" in that fucking voice? I take it that it's from some movie?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 10:35:56 2014 No.6011584 >>6010265 that was actually a funny comment

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 10:38:27 2014 No.6011591 >>6011555 As far as I know it's from South park, I could be wrong though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 10:46:55 2014 No.6011604 >>6011551 Oh my god. 42 and he has a CoD poster on the wall. How man-child could one person possibly be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 10:55:22 2014 No.6011617 >>6011604 Don't believe everything on the internet now

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 11:04:31 2014 No.6011628 This guy has to know that no one actually likes him right? And that he's just a giant joke? Right guys? R-r-right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 11:06:37 2014 No.6011633 >>6011628 I'm also still trying to figure out how to susscribe to a youtube channel..

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 11:08:27 2014 No.6011635 >>6007645 wowie fat low lifes should be burnt not given attention america please

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 11:11:36 2014 No.6011640 >>6011628 Some people actually have some kind of compassion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 14:11:51 2014 No.6012069 >>6007834 >he's a personal chef That's a huge stretch. Here's one of Joey's "recipes": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhXiG-etUa0

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 14:22:55 2014 No.6012102 >>6011617 He does look to be about 42. Maybe even older.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 14:24:18 2014 No.6012109 >>6007645 You forgot that he's also covered in FOOD in that pic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 14:28:46 2014 No.6012122 >>6011555 Loony toons i think

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 15:18:15 2014 No.6012242 Have any Bay area anons invited Joey to thanksgiving yet? He's made it clear he's going to off himself within the next month, one of you could save him. >>6012102 The webm says he was born in 1974 so I'd go with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 15:21:22 2014 No.6012252 I hope Joey finds happiness in his life. Finds a good woman that treats him well and makes him feel loved. That's all I want for Joey.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 15:22:49 2014 No.6012257 >>6012069 What the fuck. He can't be serious. Why would be wear a chefs frock just for sitting down and making that abomination?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 15:25:39 2014 No.6012266 >>6012242 If I lived in the area I'd go out of my way to befriend him but make it look accidental. Nobody likes a stalker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 15:41:23 2014 No.6012308 File: 4 KB, 178x213, 1291964490310.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6012252

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 15:53:24 2014 No.6012341 Does anyone else find it unsettling that he hasn't updated his linkedin resume? Is he an unemployed bum living off youtube dislikes and lard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 15:54:59 2014 No.6012349 >>6012341 see: >>6012266 >Nobody likes a stalker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 16:07:02 2014 No.6012375 >>6010853 >kkkkkkffffffffccccccccc holy shit i burst out laughing

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 16:10:10 2014 No.6012383 >>6012266 I wouldn't make it look accidental, I'd get the biggest, greasiest bacon cheeseburger I could from In N Out and hold it in front of his face while shouting WOOWOOWOOWOO until he took it and ate it in one bite in front of me

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 16:10:12 2014 No.6012384 If Joey ever finds these threads on /ck/ I think he'll pull the plug, game over. Hes not well in the head and doubt he could take our honesty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 16:14:04 2014 No.6012390 >>6012384 Joey is probably already aware of /broey/ someone linked one of the threads in a comment once Luckily he probably wouldn't know how to find the new threads

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>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 16:21:18 2014 No.6012401 File: 274 KB, 196x213, baking soda + vinegar.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6012396 Goddamnit Rip Joey

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 16:48:31 2014 No.6012467 >>6012383 >bacon cheeseburger >In N Out You've never been to In-N-Out, eh?

Anonymous Wed Nov 26 16:49:30 2014 No.6012470

Here is what I have written for the Joey animation.

The animation starts out with the child sitting at his desk, smiling, and watching a Joey video on his computer. The video ends and he lovingly stares at the screen and smiles. Then the song starts as the camera zooms in on his face and he sheds a tear while still smiling. The song begins.

*single boy voice*
Joey is my savior, he is my friend
When there are problems that I can’t mend
Like my meanie drinking dad
Or my maggot mom
I think of Joey, then I am calm.
If Joey was here, he’d he my shield
And provide joy for me to yield
I imagine you here; I wish it were true
There’s nothing I want more than to be with you…

(Joey flies up to the window in his van, saying “I’m baaaayck!” He opens the passenger door for the little boy and offers out his hand to him. The little boy enthusiastically jumps into the van.)

*small boy choir*
Joey, Joey!
You have come to show me
The happiness lying dormant in my heart
That was covered in pain from us being apart
Now I will see darkness no more
As we go on Joey’s World Tour!

-Motivational and uplifting montage music with bells, flutes, and xylophones-

(Joey takes the boy to China, where they go to a 7-11. Joey and the boy eat pizza and are happy. Then they go to India, where they visit a McDonald’s. They are holding hands while eating Big Macs. Next they go to a Wendy’s in Italy, where Joey is mistakenly given a Diet Coke and he angrily pours it out. They then go to a Burger King in France, where Joey spits out his chicken fries in disgust. He never seems to like Burger King. After that is a Taco Bell in Brazil, where both Joey and the boy really enjoy their Dorito tacos. Joey kisses the boy on the head. Last is an Arby’s in Sweden, where Joey and the boy love their Mega Meat Stacks. Then Joey stops chewing and stares into the void. The boy looks worried.)

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 16:50:36 2014 No.6012474 >>6012467 No, and I never will, you Californian degenerate Fine, Carl's Jr

Anonymous Wed Nov 26 16:50:50 2014 No.6012475

>>6012470

- A trumpet plays a low, ominous note, then the xylophones start playing erratic, panicked notes-

(Joey clenches his heart in pain and falls off of his chair. He has died from a heart attack. The boy screams and it fades to black.)

-A sad flute plays-

(The boy is at Joey’s burial. He is crying and standing next to his maggot mom and drinking dad. He looks over to their scowling faces, then looks down at the casket in the ground. He jumps in as the grave attendants continue shoveling dirt onto him and the casket. It fades to white.)

- Hopeful, faint music starts playing –

(The boy is in the van with Joey, flying through the gates of heaven.)

*large boy choir*
Joey, we will never be apart!
You are the fix for my aching heart!
Now I can spend eternity with you,
Doing what we love to do!

(They fly into the Snack Shack at Home Depot in heaven and get hot dogs)

Joey, Joey! Joey, Joey! Joey, Joey…

(Fade to black)

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 16:52:54 2014 No.6012491 >>6012401 >>6012396 >>6012390 >>6012384 I am pretty sure Joey was actually here using a trip named Joe. He tried to do an AMA but no one was around to participate :(

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 16:54:19 2014 No.6012500 >>6012470 >>6012475 Beautiful, if I knew how to animate and draw I would make this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 16:55:10 2014 No.6012504 >>6012470 >Arby’s in Sweden I can assure you that we don't have Arby's in Sweden. The rest is a masterpiece though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 16:55:34 2014 No.6012510 >>6012500 It will be an ugly digital puppet abomination, but I will make it within the next few months.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 16:57:26 2014 No.6012519 >>6012504 In a a perfect magical Joey land, there can be Arby's in Sweden, and they won't even stock diet drinks!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 16:57:53 2014 No.6012521 >>6012470 >Next they go to a Wendy’s in Italy, where Joey is mistakenly given a Diet Coke and he angrily pours it out. kek Masterpiece/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 16:58:53 2014 No.6012528 For the burial scene, you should make it so Joey is getting buried next to reviewbrah's grave

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 17:08:47 2014 No.6012565 >>6012528 I'll add that into the script. Like a subtle tombstone next to Joey's grave that says "reviewbrah."

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 17:11:26 2014 No.6012576 >>6012528 But reviewbrah is immortal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 17:15:07 2014 No.6012589 >>6012470 >>6012475 So good, this boy's dream is now my dream! >/broey/ 4evah

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 17:24:14 2014 No.6012612 >>6012576 Nah, that stomach thing is probably going to kill him, and sooner rather than later

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 17:45:12 2014 No.6012656 >>6012470 http://picosong.com/4gFL/

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 17:46:11 2014 No.6012657 >>6012656 Absolutely terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 18:02:51 2014 No.6012687 >>6012470 >>6012475 It's good but it could probably use a WOO WOO WOO.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 18:46:04 2014 No.6012771 >>6012656 FUCK that's perfect!! definitely going to use it

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 18:48:32 2014 No.6012777 >>6012687 i'll add some in when he likes his food

Anonymous Wed Nov 26 18:56:26 2014 No.6012790

>>6012475
This is very good.
But I feel there should be an emotional climax of Joey giving the boy a token of some sort to help the boy in his life when Joey won't always be there for him (kind of like the "magic" feather Dumbo gets from Timothy)-- perhaps his giant XXXL ratty, torn tshirt or Mouse ears, or the empty bag of Oreo's.
This item would symbolically give the boy strength in trying times with his alcoholic father and maggot mother.
Of course the boy chooses eternity with Joey anyway but I feel it could be a nice moment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 18:57:24 2014 No.6012793 >>6012790 It has to be the iconic mouse ears.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 19:06:00 2014 No.6012809 >>6012793 It can't be too iconic, though, can it? I mean, if Joey gave him the shirt or mouse ears, then Joey would no longer have them, and would have to continue without them. I think the empty bag of Oreo's would work best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 19:07:27 2014 No.6012812 >>6012809 He's going to die anyway. The boy can give it back when they meet again in meat-heaven.

Anonymous Wed Nov 26 19:15:17 2014 No.6012830

>>6012809
It could be a dramatic deathbed/farewell scene where a dying Joey gives the boy the ears and tells him no matter what, no matter how hard life gets-- he can always put on the Mouse ears and go to a drive thru and Joey will be right there with him in the passenger seat as he gorges. And for that moment, life will be ok.

>>	FREE HURRRRRRR Wed Nov 26 19:23:00 2014 No.6012842 >>6007645 go back to /v/ you faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 19:23:46 2014 No.6012844 >>6012830 I suppose this would work.

Anonymous Wed Nov 26 19:35:35 2014 No.6012867

that is a good idea to have them bond at some point, because it is mostly just the boy singing about joey while joey carts him around. joey giving him the object would show that joey loves the boy too. i like the mouse ears idea. maybe joey could be wearing his mouse ears for the duration of the animation, and right at the beginning of the arby's scene, he takes them off and gives them to the boy. maybe even when they're in the taco bell before, so he doesn't just give him the ears and then conveniently die. they boy would be wearing the ears at the funeral. maybe the ears could transform into something in heaven, like they both have golden mouse ear halos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 19:39:42 2014 No.6012876 >>6012830 ha i'm trying to avoid talking as much as possible because i'm not good at making mouths into word shapes, i use digital puppets so the jaw just kind of flaps open and closed

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 22:47:31 2014 No.6013390 >>6010419 he hates on taco bell preddy hard. taco bell is going to murder joey and make it look like a suicide.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 22:49:59 2014 No.6013396 >>6011628 i like him assole

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 22:50:36 2014 No.6013399 >>6013396 I'm with you, Joey is kind and caring man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 22:51:41 2014 No.6013402 >>6012396 Joey, if you are reading this please know that there are many of us out there who love you and you are valued. No matter how lonely you feel during the holidays you will always have /broey/

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 22:52:56 2014 No.6013409 >>6012656 >http://picosong.com/4gFL/ so damn beautiful, I actually teared up do this man, fucking do this

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 22:53:58 2014 No.6013413 >>6012777 Fazoli's + Joey = GOAT

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 22:55:49 2014 No.6013416 >>6013402 we are /broey/ and we stand together

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 22:55:57 2014 No.6013417 >>6013402 You guys have already bullied him to the point of depression. Quit pretending to like him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 22:58:28 2014 No.6013427 >>6013417 Joey was a sad sack long before /broey/ came along, we're the last people you should be blaming

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:00:06 2014 No.6013432 >>6013427 no he wasn't he was way happier in his first videos prick

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:02:03 2014 No.6013440 >>6013432 Are you kidding? His chorizo video is basically a cry for help. He's been more sedate lately probably because he got bad news from his doctor

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:04:40 2014 No.6013447 >>6013417 If you see a supportive post on youtube it's from /broey/ we care about the man, we don't bully him, we love him and we want him to be well he bares is soul to us for the price of a hamburger, we owe him his life

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:09:39 2014 No.6013468 >>6013440 >>6013447 I'll bet you picked on the fat kids in school.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:11:59 2014 No.6013475 >>6013468 what does that have to do with anything? stay on topic please.

Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:13:27 2014 No.6013480
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>>6013468
>tfw when my best friend was the fat kid and he introduced me to AD&D and board games
>and we would walk through the woods with a field guide to identify birds, plants, insects
>we watched the '94 world cup and decided to become soccer players
>he worked his three asses off and actually made the high school team that won a state championship

You are mistaken, friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:14:37 2014 No.6013485 >>6013475 >>6013480 both of you are fucking bully pricks

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:14:39 2014 No.6013486 >>6013468 >implying I wasn't a fat kid in school My BMI is still like 26 so shut up

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:17:29 2014 No.6013498 File: 11 KB, 500x300, suckit_mydear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6013485 thank you for your contribution

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:21:33 2014 No.6013510 >>6012656 >http://picosong.com/4gFL/ Play Grief and Repetition by Oneohtrix Point Never @ the same time. or Replica by OPN

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:23:45 2014 No.6013516 >>6013486 >>6013498 DON't ever fuck with me again. Maggot. You mama shoulda aborted you. Maggot. Fucking prick niggers. Fuck off faggots. Ill fucking shit on your fucking feet faggots. Ill put holes in your feet. Fucking niggers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:26:55 2014 No.6013533 >>6013516 Haha what a fatass autist

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:27:01 2014 No.6013534 has he visited any other countries on his world tour

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:28:59 2014 No.6013540 >>6013533 Yup keep it up fucking maggot. Keep it the FUCK UP. Just keep FUCKING around like a little PUNK. FUCKING. BITCH. I'll fucking shit in your hands you fucking faggot. FUCK. OFF. Kay? Kay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:29:23 2014 No.6013541 File: 19 KB, 721x253, suicide1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6013516 okie dokie slowkie pokie

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:29:27 2014 No.6013542 >>6013534 A Canadian visited him

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:30:23 2014 No.6013544 >>6013540 Sure thing Chunky McButtertits

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:30:59 2014 No.6013547 >>6013540 grabs throat back the fuck off?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:31:44 2014 No.6013549 >>6013541 >>6013544 Where the fuck do you faggots live. I'll fucking get on a plane TO.FUCKING.NIGHT. Where the fuck are you fuckin faggots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:32:43 2014 No.6013552 File: 12 KB, 503x885, freehug.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6013540 are you okay there m8? did you take all your meds at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:33:11 2014 No.6013554 >>6013552 fuck off and stay the fuck out of it

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:34:11 2014 No.6013560 >>6013549 You're gonna have to buy two seats for your massive cottage cheese ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:34:21 2014 No.6013561 File: 91 KB, 383x800, you're_wrong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6013549 I live in Columbia, Missouri. I look forward to your arrival friend

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:35:58 2014 No.6013566 File: 37 KB, 600x350, 1312143752712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6013554 I feel sorry for your parents and also for your underwear

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:36:17 2014 No.6013567 >>6013561 Ok good. give me an email and you can email me your address and i'm fucking coming. Don't fuck with me and be a little bitch give me a fucking address

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:37:10 2014 No.6013570 /broey/ isn't supposed to be like this /broey/ is a non violent brotherhood You fucking asswipes

Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:41:08 2014 No.6013582

>>6013567
listen, you come to CoMo and rage about whatever your parents did, or did not do, to you on 9th St., I'll be there and I'll be dicking you so hard you realize that your mother loved you and your father's absence was due to the many overtime hours he put in so that he could save money to send you to college to have a better life than he had.

I'll be there and you will know it.

Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:44:48 2014 No.6013595

>>6013582

quit being a scared little faggot and either give me your fucking address here or give me an email address so you can hide like the scared little fucking faggot you are. take longer to write up another gay little message you fucking scared pussy faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:45:49 2014 No.6013597 File: 56 KB, 409x599, 1310426948667.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6013595 no you, you scared little douchebag

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:46:50 2014 No.6013599 >>6013595 Can you even see your dick fatboy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:49:21 2014 No.6013604 >>6013597 Exactly. Shut the FUCK up. and fuck off faggot. Copy me more faggot. Only one of us is scared and that's why you wont follow up when you're talking shit. Ill fucking shit down your throat faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:50:59 2014 No.6013611 >>6013604 Post pics of your manboobs

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:52:54 2014 No.6013619 >>6013604 three necks is enough, please. think of your health, think of your poor retarded mother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 26 23:56:36 2014 No.6013631 >>6013611 >>6013619 Epic samefag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 00:02:54 2014 No.6013655 >>6013631 >epic incorrect inference

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 00:05:21 2014 No.6013668 >>6013655 >p-p-please believe me guys

Anonymous Thu Nov 27 00:05:48 2014 No.6013670

I wanna help him, but at the same time he doesn't deserve to be treated like a child; he deserves his share of respect and for us to appreciate that he's responsible for his own condition.

But at the same time, you see someone who needs help, who has room to change for the better, and who can live a much better life, and you feel frustrated that you cannot help him change.

What can be done? Leave a comment?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 00:07:05 2014 No.6013675 >>6013670 Fuck joey. Stop being a pussy

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 00:09:10 2014 No.6013680 >>6013675 >dat freudian slip so you want Joey that bad? just tell him, he's not going to hurt you. he loves us all

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 00:09:23 2014 No.6013681 >>6013675 Does being concerned make one a pussy? I may be capable of going about my life and ignore the suffering I witness. But I prefer to appreciate that other people are living a better quality of life as well, as a matter of choice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 00:11:19 2014 No.6013686 >>6013681 You're concern makes you a pussy and your tone makes you a faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 00:12:58 2014 No.6013689 >>6013686 wow this stupid nigger can hear someone's tone while reading a subreddit post

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 00:16:01 2014 No.6013695 File: 1.53 MB, 2560x1920, 2011-06-26 13.13.09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6013686

Anonymous Thu Nov 27 00:44:51 2014 No.6013778

come on, janitors are already deleting the joey threads, don't give them reason to do so by turning this into something that could be on /b/! our reasons to like joey can be pure or murky, but in the end, we're still talking about joey, and we're still giving him views.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 00:46:25 2014 No.6013785 >>6013778 Shut the fuck up nigger I don't cow tow around nigger moderators

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 02:08:00 2014 No.6013990 >>6013785 It's ok. I'll be your friend, drunk, angry and lonely anon. Sounds like you need one. pokjn stelsow

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 09:36:13 2014 No.6014536 Happy thanksgiving, gyang

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 10:07:15 2014 No.6014605 remember when joey was good? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odyES42TkeI&list=UUC9uqoIkY8Nd7J9Gnk98W1w

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 12:40:27 2014 No.6014940 File: 25 KB, 620x84, Screen Shot 2014-11-23 at 10.37.58 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We're his friends, broeys :')

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 12:41:51 2014 No.6014942 File: 136 KB, 493x288, Screen Shot 2014-11-27 at 12.39.27 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We're his friends, broeys :')

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 13:02:10 2014 No.6014970 HAPPY THANKSGIVING /BROEY/ Enjoy all the delicious, fatty and carb heavy foods.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 13:07:48 2014 No.6014988 >>6013695 I will always remember you Seymour.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 13:11:48 2014 No.6014997 Happy Thanksgiving /broey/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCExFS3jbQ0#t=31

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 13:12:59 2014 No.6015000 File: 61 KB, 625x469, 1410799596244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6014942 Joey should be grateful for every day he wakes up without a numb left side of his body

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 13:17:18 2014 No.6015007 >>6015000 joey is love joey is life

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 13:47:23 2014 No.6015075 >>6014605 this is the joey i love

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 13:58:03 2014 No.6015104 >>6010347 this is a masterpiece

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 14:06:04 2014 No.6015116 >>6012470 You should include Joey beating up an owl in the montage

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 14:43:51 2014 No.6015196 >>6010265 >healty proteins

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 16:35:48 2014 No.6015440 >>6014605 remember when joey had friends?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 16:43:16 2014 No.6015453 >>6014997 >white fingernails Those are a sign of oncoming congestive heart failure and possible liver disease from seriously malnutrition. RIP man.

>>	Joe !xi8/JKFwzo Thu Nov 27 18:12:32 2014 No.6015568 Hey everyone, it's Joe from Joey's Super Cool Food Reviews! I'm doing an AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..........AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Ask me anything! Thanks gang!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 18:32:49 2014 No.6015608 >>6015568 Have you been shilling on /ck/?

>>	Joe !xi8/JKFwzo Thu Nov 27 18:45:13 2014 No.6015639 >>6015608 I come here pretty rarely!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 18:51:33 2014 No.6015647 >>6015568 I fucking hate you, you slobbering piece of goo Just look at yourself. Fucking disgrace to humanity

Anonymous Thu Nov 27 20:13:35 2014 No.6015780

>>6015568
>>6015608

Just wanted to say your stuff is awesome! I'm working my way through all your reviews and I'm about halfway through. Thanks for introducing us to so many new foods and the passion.

Keep it up! Don't listen to the twigboy health freaks. Just do your thing and the rest of us will keep on watching.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 20:17:48 2014 No.6015791 >>6015780 >>6015647 >>6015608 you are not doing this the correct way, sons. >>6015639 >>6015568 prove it first. timestamp pic or you don't exist. Then, we can talk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 20:24:47 2014 No.6015804 >>6009946 ayyyyyy >wonder if joey plays pool

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 20:41:14 2014 No.6015835 Please timestamp

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 21:15:43 2014 No.6015879 >>6015568 Joey do you plan to expand your reviews to drinks or anything else?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 21:22:02 2014 No.6015890 >>6015568 I hope everything is well. I love your stuff, though I miss your "WOOWOOWOO"s

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 00:27:56 2014 No.6016313 Joey's new video should probably be up by now Do you think he cashed out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 01:10:19 2014 No.6016409 >>6014605 holy shit this is mint nice find

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 01:12:15 2014 No.6016412 >>6015568 in the .00001% chance that you're not some /cuck/, post a picture of yourself with the words "/ck/" somewhere ty

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 06:13:51 2014 No.6016814 File: 459 KB, 1056x1080, 1414719707015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6015568 tits or GTFO

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 06:51:41 2014 No.6016867 >>6015791 any true /broey/ would know that Joey wouldn't be able to figure out tripcodes unless it was on his notes

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 12:33:32 2014 No.6017279 NEW VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BnuXoFvxcI

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 12:51:31 2014 No.6017330 >>6007645 Bump for joey

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 12:54:58 2014 No.6017339 >>6017279 That uncooked pizza dough crumbling as he excited tries to shove the first slice in his mouth

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 13:05:59 2014 No.6017353 >>6017279 finally, a woowoowoowoo!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 13:16:46 2014 No.6017370 >>6017279 No weight watchers shit in the description... Is Joey back?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 13:19:17 2014 No.6017373 >>6017353 I think he has heard my request! >>6015890

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 13:21:02 2014 No.6017377 File: 2.84 MB, 1038x280, crumpled ball of pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6017279 Joey and his caveman hands. Bunch of uncoordinated diabetes clubs for fingers

Anonymous Fri Nov 28 13:37:02 2014 No.6017414

I started watching Joey two days and have seen like 30 videos. The thing is, what the fuck happened?

If you watch his first few videos he's basically just showing you how to cook stuff like taco's and salsa, and he's really chill. Then, over the course of like 2 months he starts to lose his mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 13:46:19 2014 No.6017432 File: 27 KB, 353x397, notasaneman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6017414 He lost his mind a very long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 13:56:10 2014 No.6017451 >>6017414 Most likely he's been upping his ritalin doses without doctor supervision

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 13:59:13 2014 No.6017458 Jesus christ I feel guilty watching these.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 14:10:04 2014 No.6017482 File: 84 KB, 420x487, 1415783321705.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw joey is going to die in your lifetime

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 14:32:36 2014 No.6017522 File: 131 KB, 492x462, Screen Shot 2014-11-28 at 2.31.22 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is he so depressed bros? Joeys suicide December 2015

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 14:58:31 2014 No.6017556 File: 39 KB, 440x293, 1366607406631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6017522 >I have something to live for! poor joey

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 14:59:43 2014 No.6017557 >>6017522 SAD A D

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 15:54:26 2014 No.6017645 >>6017522 >I have something to live for

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 16:21:50 2014 No.6017695 >>6017377 As I watched that part, I just yelled out "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?". Now I can see how undercooked that pizza is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 19:28:16 2014 No.6018070 >>6017695 an undercooked pizza that is still 5 stars must really be OFF THE HOOOOK

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 20:02:54 2014 No.6018128 >>6015116 this

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 20:39:22 2014 No.6018186 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0w4U96HFgA old joey was best joey, the time of closing his blog and twitter account coincided with his decline in mental stability

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 21:07:19 2014 No.6018214 >>6015568 Why is your tripcode being used on /pol/? https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/25776131/#25777658

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 21:10:04 2014 No.6018217 >>6018214 lol, that explains a lot

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 21:13:26 2014 No.6018222 Met Joey at a youtube celebrity convention thing once. Nice guy. His wife seemed a bit confused about it all, wasn't expecting her to be so skinny. Guy sounds like he's really smart outside of those youtube videos. Like everyone else its just a show

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 21:16:26 2014 No.6018227 >>6018214 wow joey posts on /pol/???

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 21:31:56 2014 No.6018248 >>6018222 When was this? From what I gather I hear his wife left him

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 21:39:55 2014 No.6018259 >>6018222 You can't fool us, Joey. You don't have a wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 21:52:55 2014 No.6018278 >>6018259 >>6018248 If you look at his home depot review it's pretty clear he had a wife at one point

Anonymous Fri Nov 28 22:25:41 2014 No.6018328

If youre going to eat trash, at least enjoy it.

Ive never seen him bother to savor what he eats.
He just inhales everything he reviews, the only enjoyment must be his anticipation to eat.

If he took more time to appreciate every bite, he'd be satisfied with less food and he'd enjoy it more.

Maybe one wouldn't feel the need to finish the whole container of ores in one sitting if each oreo spent atleast several seconds between ones lips and esophagus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 22:51:00 2014 No.6018363 Honestly, do you guys think it's just an act?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 28 23:03:05 2014 No.6018388 >>6018363 Seeing as how he makes next to money doing it, I don't think so

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 01:06:37 2014 No.6018598 I don't think Joey's going to get a wife again if he cleanses himself by dumping buckets of water on himself in his truck

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 03:53:35 2014 No.6018843 File: 33 KB, 640x480, 1507861_709791615795228_4631323646777837388_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Joey just made three posts on Facebook within the last 30 minutes, I think he's having a lonely friday night

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 07:31:46 2014 No.6019006 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbEJnCSk1E4 >that fucking disgusting fart at 7:04

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 11:38:39 2014 No.6019437 >>6018843 Says the guy posting on 4chin while monitoring Joey's FB

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 11:49:19 2014 No.6019457 >>6019006 Bacon farts...will the seat turn to bacon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 11:51:25 2014 No.6019464 File: 58 KB, 512x401, 1410920927972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6019457 dude, are you seriously this drunk at —:50 (8:50) in the morning?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 12:53:23 2014 No.6019579 File: 495 KB, 500x223, 1312048449615.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6018214 >Depression is a horrible thing to deal with >Joey would rather open up to /pol/ than /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 13:14:01 2014 No.6019639 >>6018363 Ive sometimes thought it was all a big ruse and he's just acting out a character.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 13:41:23 2014 No.6019694 >>6017482 hes already dead on the inside /broey/

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 15:40:34 2014 No.6020045 >>6019437 >>6018843 rekt

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 16:00:16 2014 No.6020078 does anyone one watch Joey for the content. You know, like the actual reviews. It's honestly hard to take seriously becuase most fast food sucks but almost everything he eats he makes it seem like fucking crack.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 16:12:42 2014 No.6020104 >>6020078 Yes, if he gives something at least 3 woowoowoo's, assures me that it swings, and is off the hook. I know I have to try it that day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 16:42:49 2014 No.6020153 >>6010395 >crying "why did they do this to me" somewhat jokingly just before trying to hide that he ate most of the package already. This is just really, really sad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 17:13:55 2014 No.6020215 >>6013582 give >>6013595 a fake e-mail address and post what e-mails he sends for lulz

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 17:18:17 2014 No.6020223 >>6017451 nobody can eat that much on ritalin

Anonymous Sat Nov 29 17:40:08 2014 No.6020265

>>6017482
>tfw joey will be found dead in his car covered in fast food with his camera still recording his lifeless body until the battery runs out.
>tfw that video will never make it to youtube and we will never know what finally did him in.
I hope it swang joe. I really do. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 17:44:58 2014 No.6020273 wooowooowooowoowoo

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 18:03:51 2014 No.6020300 >>6020273 wooowooowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoo

Anonymous Sat Nov 29 18:27:42 2014 No.6020343

>>6020265
Better yet, someone gets to him in time. After they resuscitate him at the hospital and Joey springs back to life he looks up confused and scared. He brings his hands to his face. The confused look on his face fades into a child like bliss and smirk. He crosses his fingers and says III'MMMM BBAAAYYYCCCCKKKK!!HAHAHA!!!WOOWOWOOWOO!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 18:29:10 2014 No.6020346 >>6020343 fucking keked in public

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 18:36:44 2014 No.6020359 >>6020343 that really swings!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 18:39:49 2014 No.6020369 what is this disgusting human being

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 20:16:10 2014 No.6020572 >>6010347 Holy fuck that ingrown nail must hurt like fuck...

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 20:20:31 2014 No.6020584 >>6020359 >>6020343 >these Joeyisms guys, pls. I'm sides are in pain

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 23:36:28 2014 No.6020956 So exactly why do all food reviews do it from their fucking cars

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 23:38:47 2014 No.6020960 >>6020956 Not all See: reviewbrah But why not? The food is still hot and fresh. Also, Joey lives out of his van so where else is he going to do it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 23:40:51 2014 No.6020965 >>6007645 So who is this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 23:58:41 2014 No.6020998 >>6020343 I choked a little.

NotJoey Sun Nov 30 00:02:26 2014 No.6021006

>>6020965
Joe From Joey's Super Cool Food Reviews. Joey's World Tour On Youtube. Please Subscribe. And Please Add Me On Facebook. Also Look Up A Good Friend Of His Ken Domik. They Are Really Close And Hang Out All The Time. When Joey Is Not Busy With Other Things.

>>	Joe !xi8/JKFwzo Sun Nov 30 00:07:03 2014 No.6021013 >>6020343 That was actually a hilarious comment!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 00:13:55 2014 No.6021020 >>6011555 He cribs it all from South Park. It is strange knowing I'm witnessing mental illness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 00:50:28 2014 No.6021068 File: 10 KB, 238x211, 1406389817518.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6010362 >i'm a connoisseur of cheese pizza

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 00:57:10 2014 No.6021076 what a disgusting abomination of a human being

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 01:13:26 2014 No.6021094 >>6020965 Joey is love. Joey is life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 01:22:45 2014 No.6021111 This man is amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 01:45:13 2014 No.6021146 File: 345 KB, 574x421, joeysritalinface.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >yfw you forgot your ritalin today

>>	Joe !xi8/JKFwzo Sun Nov 30 01:50:11 2014 No.6021149 >>6015780 Thank you!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 02:06:43 2014 No.6021164 >>6021149 post a timestamp or fuck off fake joey /pol/ scum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 02:12:49 2014 No.6021178 >>6021149 How does it feel being the laughingstock of YT, you fat faggot?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 02:30:53 2014 No.6021216 >>6021178 Rude

Anonymous Sun Nov 30 04:08:40 2014 No.6021397

>>6021178

Where's your YouTube, faggot? Your feeling when Joey has been watched and paid by more people than you've known in your entire life.

Lay off the man. Joey is fucking amazing. I can't stop watching and I actually find it informative as well as funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 04:16:58 2014 No.6021410 File: 26 KB, 262x283, Nutella.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6007645 Why is she so perfect

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 04:30:55 2014 No.6021433 File: 401 KB, 1468x1468, 1405056319459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He is so disgusting and revolting and watching him makes me literally feel unhealthy yet I cannot stop watching.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 04:34:03 2014 No.6021434 Gang i saw the nutella video when it first came out but lately i've been watching every single video he's made from the beginning how long until he has a stroke?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 04:36:38 2014 No.6021438 >Food critic >Food In the most academic sense. He's as much a critic of food as reviewbrah is a fashion impresario.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 05:17:53 2014 No.6021504 >>6012470 I would die happy after seeing this

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 05:21:41 2014 No.6021516 WHY WHY DOES HE ALWAYS GO WOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOW

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 05:35:34 2014 No.6021539 >>6021516 Illusion of joy.

Anonymous Sun Nov 30 05:38:41 2014 No.6021543
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>>6017522
>all joey wants is to be a kid again
>i have something to live for

This is an example of that weird crossover where he actually does want to blow his brains out and we're nit exaggerating things

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 06:25:08 2014 No.6021614 >>6021397 >he's more popular, therefore he's a better person

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 06:35:53 2014 No.6021631 >>6010948 Bet he didn't touch the rice after that, gorged the meat and after that went for in-n-out

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 10:45:59 2014 No.6021941 File: 86 KB, 900x900, 1415137192266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6021516 MONKEY STYLE WOOOOWOOOOWOOOOWOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 11:23:08 2014 No.6022025 >>6021438 Do they not have reviewbrah threads on /fa/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 12:11:48 2014 No.6022112 >>6022025 I know they have them on /fit/

Anonymous Sun Nov 30 12:38:37 2014 No.6022134
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1igDmQrQbM

Can we all agree that this is the absolute apex of Joey's fast food review?
>that dead, sad look in his eyes as he desperately tries to do his intro but fucks it up completely
>attempts to save face but doing a The Shining impression, only to realise that he's embarrassing himself completely
>speaks in the same monotonous tone and barely says anything before digging right in
>tries to talk with his mouth full of sandwich and doesn't even stop to swallow before taking another bite while desperately holding his tears at bay
>eats it so quickly that it's obvious that he hasn't stuffed himself full before he started filming the video like he always does

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 12:38:54 2014 No.6022137 >>6014605 why is that intro funny

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 13:10:35 2014 No.6022186 Man, I started watching all of joe's videos from the beginning I'm trying to find the exact moment he loses his mind, because he was pretty subdued in the first few where he's just making tacos and shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 13:45:09 2014 No.6022292 >>6022134 see >>6010347

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 17:06:13 2014 No.6022793 >>6022134 I love when he complains about McDonalds being too healthy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 17:08:13 2014 No.6022797 >yfw Joey shouts out a band you like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKMiz19-AWg#t=224 I'm seeing them next week too, should I try to talk to them about Joey?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 17:10:09 2014 No.6022802 >>6007645 >like joey, he does it all for free gyang does he fuck do it for free

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 17:12:40 2014 No.6022805 >>6022802 Joey doesn't even do it for free, he gets that Youtube ad money, and money from Burger King to trash McDonalds at every opportunity, and he takes donations.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 17:16:21 2014 No.6022816 >>6010320 Jesus christ, I forgot how fucking irritating his goddamn voice is

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 17:28:45 2014 No.6022842 >>6010347 why did this make me SO sad

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 19:29:18 2014 No.6023238 File: 37 KB, 500x375, 1378683473071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6013510 >Replica what have you done anon holy shit nice taste

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 19:33:57 2014 No.6023254 >>6013549 dont fuck wiht me bra ive killed more cunts than cervical cancer i could whoop your ass to midnight love you bb

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 19:37:46 2014 No.6023272 I hope Joey starts doing challenges again

>>	Joe !xi8/JKFwzo Sun Nov 30 19:46:21 2014 No.6023302 >>6023272 Any ideas? Just don't say chorizo sausage!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 19:47:19 2014 No.6023304 File: 57 KB, 600x434, 1375912646282.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6023272 Me too, but I don't think it's gonna happen Joey rarely eats more than one or two bites nowadays

Anonymous Sun Nov 30 19:54:34 2014 No.6023335
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>>6023238
third anon coming to say that OPN is beautiful.

if y'all want something intensely calming and uplifting, without all of OPN's challenge, here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FGl5XJg6Zc

Anonymous Sun Nov 30 20:11:50 2014 No.6023409
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I'm so sad, bros. Joey is out there suffering, and we're just sitting here.

What can we, as /broey/, do for our friend in need? I'm afraid he might eat a shotgun shell soon if he doesn't turn his life around.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 20:17:59 2014 No.6023433 >>6023409 Let's make him a christmas card I know another Broey is working on a musical starring him, that'll probably cheer him up too

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 22:33:04 2014 No.6023894 Joey reminds me of this guy http://youtu.be/YC1CUl4XcZc

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 00:05:46 2014 No.6024159 >>6023894 Nah, this is the best food reviewer that is derivative of Joey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vxbgKC2Vho

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 00:27:39 2014 No.6024205 >>6022134 >from 3:20 onwards You did it Wendy's... you did it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 01:10:29 2014 No.6024270 new video when?

>>	Joe !xi8/JKFwzo Mon Dec 1 01:50:06 2014 No.6024362 >>6024270 Coming soon!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 01:52:20 2014 No.6024367 >>6024362 Love ya Joey, can't wait for the next vid. Make a shout out to the Broeys some time!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 04:50:24 2014 No.6024739 >>6015568 Are you gay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 14:28:48 2014 No.6025587 >page 10 EYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEM BYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 14:31:27 2014 No.6025602 >>6020343 Desperately trying not to laugh in class. My professor can tell I'm trying to contain my laughter. shit.

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