Best bathroom foods?

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Anonymous Thu Oct 9 23:01:03 2014 No.5870788 [Reply] [Original]

Best bathroom foods?

Anonymous Thu Oct 9 23:07:59 2014 No.5870811

you serious right now? you're gonna eat in a place where you extract waste from your body. you don't feel concerned about that at all? what are you going to do? contemplate your existence and come to terms with your identity while eating a kitkat? are you gonna try to time attack your own digestive tract to see if you can shit out your kitkat in one sitting? what the hell man. you know that fecal matter hits toothbrushes right? that a toilet seat is cleaner than any other surface in the bathroom because it's covered by your ass while the ungodly affairs of flushing and swirling fumes and vapors through your bathroom occurs? you're going to expose things you're eating to that. let that sink in, much like that ecoli and flesh eating virus and meningitis is sinking in. god damn man. just god damn. i was gonna sleep but now i'm just shaking my head in shame. i have a fucking job interview tomorrow, but instead i'm sitting here, pondering why the fuck anyone would do this. you got my goat. my fucking goat.

i'd probably eat an oero or two.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 23:11:17 2014 No.5870821 Anything I'm eating while needing to shit my brains out. Cereal, sandwich, burrito... Just commit to finishing the food on the toilet before you have to wipe dat ass

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 23:12:24 2014 No.5870826 >>5870788 Snickers or twix

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 23:21:14 2014 No.5870854 File: 7 KB, 269x188, only answer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only one answer

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 23:24:33 2014 No.5870869 >>5870811 You seem more like a toilet grapefruit guy

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 23:27:40 2014 No.5870878 >>5870788 I drink beer in the bath. Beer's a food.

Anonymous Thu Oct 9 23:28:38 2014 No.5870879

>>5870788
Beer

No joke. Hide the beer in the toilet tank. It stays cold all day. Every break you get, use the bathroom and drink a beer.

>until that one day someone stole your beer and replaced it with a bag of weed and you don't even like weed but the idiot was so stone he thought it was still a good idea to stash his weed there anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 23:30:15 2014 No.5870881 >>5870788 >Eating in the bathroom What the hell. Can't you go five minutes without food?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 23:48:56 2014 No.5870921 >>5870881 It only takes you 5 minutes to shit? Do you drink a daily dose of turbolax or what? I bring magazines and phone games in the crapper. I'm absent from the world for a half hour everyday, twice a day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 23:50:37 2014 No.5870925 >>5870921 I'm in and out in like 2 minutes I eat a lot of veg and fiber

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 9 23:51:46 2014 No.5870928 >>5870921 who the fuck takes more than 5 minutes to shit? Are you 75?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 00:01:32 2014 No.5870949 Cigarettes.

Anonymous Fri Oct 10 00:05:53 2014 No.5870960

>>5870921
I always took a long time in the toilet room because that was where I could read and nobody would bother me. I still do it, even at other peoples houses (only place I won't is at like a restaraunt or a business unless it's a hospital) I get fully naked, choose from my stack of books at my place or the newspaper comics I have folded up in case of emergency from my pocket.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 00:40:20 2014 No.5871041 im never in there long enough to warrant bringing food in there. 5 minutes tops.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 00:53:55 2014 No.5871066 >>5870879 I feel like this belongs in an al/ck/ thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 01:42:13 2014 No.5871149 The dryer the bathroom food is, the better. Unless you're somewhere humid because then it'll absorb both moisture and shit flavor

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 01:46:03 2014 No.5871158 >>5870811 Go to bed jorge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 02:00:41 2014 No.5871184 File: 14 KB, 800x600, 1390490168433.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what the fuck is this thread why the fuck is this even a thing how the fuck are people replying this seriously

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 02:01:00 2014 No.5871186 >>5870960 I work puzzles there.

Anonymous Fri Oct 10 02:06:52 2014 No.5871199

>>5870788

I ate a hamburger and fries once while taking a hot shower.

I had just got back to my apartment after a cold and rainy, late season football game. I had been shivering from about half time to the end of the game.

Once the game was over (we won) and I left the stadium, I headed home across campus. Across from the campus was a hamburger joint where I stopped for a hamburger and fries to go. From there on, it was two blocks to my apartment.

I was still shivering so I went upstairs to the bathroom, turned the shower on as hot as I could stand it, and got in with my hamburger and fries. There was a window with a ledge about a food deep so I set the hamburger and fries on it

Standing in that hot shower and eating my hamburger and fries, that was one of the most enjoyable hamburger and fries I ever ate. It wasn't that great a hamburger, but the circumstances made up for that.

Except for drinking a beer in the shower on occasion, I don't think that I ever ate anything else in the bathroom.

G8rH8r Fri Oct 10 02:11:58 2014 No.5871205

the kitchen is a good ways away from my bed and plates aren't big enough to hold mor than 2 pieces of pizza so in order to avoid havering to make multiple trips I normally just bring the whole pizza on the tray and place it in the bathroom joined to my bedroom because I don't have any table in here. Sometimes I just pick up a peice in one hand will I piss with the other.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 02:15:06 2014 No.5871211 >>5870811 Never Change /ck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 03:00:18 2014 No.5871274 >>5870879 that's dumb as fuck. just buy 1.5ml shot bottles of liquor and hide them in your fucking pants.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 03:28:08 2014 No.5871323 >>5871199 >shivering >turning on hot water instead of cold you could of died from shock on your heart true fact im a doctor

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 03:33:37 2014 No.5871326 >>5870928 >not masturbating and eating candy bars with every bowel movement That sounds boring as shit. You sure YOU aren't 75??

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 03:34:00 2014 No.5871327 >>5871323 sup doc should I ask you before doing anything

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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 03:42:17 2014 No.5871331 >>5871323 >could of Yeah, you're really smart. Its "could have" you mouth breathing ape sucker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 03:43:02 2014 No.5871333 >>5871323 Hmmmm. Thanks. I'll keep that in mind if it ever happens again.

Anonymous Fri Oct 10 03:48:53 2014 No.5871340

i like to have a big spoonful of peanut butter before i use the bathroom, it takes a while to eat so you won't be bored, it's filling, and nutritious. and this way i keep the food clean since it's staying in my mouth instead of entering the bathroom first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 04:06:45 2014 No.5871373 When I was a teenager I used to indulge in my overeating fetish by sneaking food into the bathroom. I once hid a carton of ice cream on the edge of the bathtub behind the curtain, and my dad found it before I could eat it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 04:09:50 2014 No.5871377 File: 606 KB, 1024x768, Tulips.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hello, austin

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 04:19:39 2014 No.5871389 >>5871373 Post a pic of your hand, timestamped.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 04:47:31 2014 No.5871430 File: 10 KB, 480x360, 1379793544023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5870788 >Best bathroom foods? >bathroom foods >bathroom foods >best

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 04:50:16 2014 No.5871434 >>5870960 >I get fully naked

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 06:05:56 2014 No.5871502 I usually browse /ck/, news, whatever on my phone while in there, also have a magazine rack with all our subscriptions. Sometimes I'm in there for near an hour so it just became a habit to bring a light snack. Bag of chips or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 06:07:02 2014 No.5871505 >>5871323 that explains why I get dizzy for a moment when I step into the stream I guess. Shit gets bad this time of year

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 06:08:02 2014 No.5871510 >>5871331 oh fuck off. You should of found something more productive to do than just assblast on /ck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 06:41:07 2014 No.5871559 This thread is super fucked up but im laughing so hard im crying like you niggas are completely fucking serious

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 06:45:15 2014 No.5871564 if I'm eating something while watching TV, like fast food or pizza or something and have to use the bathroom, yeah I'll take it in there with me. why stop?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 06:49:53 2014 No.5871570 >>5871564 i cant tell if you're trolling i literally cant tell if any of you are trolling

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 06:53:21 2014 No.5871577 I totally get the rule "Something out, something in". In my case I keep a book handy. There are poop molecules floating in the bathroom air so you might as well just spread shit on toast.

Anonymous Fri Oct 10 06:57:36 2014 No.5871585

>>5871570
no. It's like any other room in the house.

I could see if maybe someone was raised in that strict "you must eat at the dinner table" type fashion, but otherwise I don't see why a bathroom would an exception.

it really makes me wonder how many of you have never had to just wipe your ass with your bare hands. You're not going to die from eating in the bathroom.

Anonymous Fri Oct 10 10:02:48 2014 No.5871845

>>5871331
>>5871327
>>5871333
>>5871505

Anyone thinking this is a troll, if youre freezing when you jump into a hot shower it expands your capillaries and blood rushes from your heart and internal organs out to your extremities. So yeah don't actually do it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 10:09:21 2014 No.5871862 File: 489 KB, 800x1054, twiggy-surprise-777x1024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5871186 NYT crossword? That's where I do mine!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 10:10:12 2014 No.5871870 >>5870788 Milk duds or whoppers Pop one in your mouth, let it melt in your mouth. Take your time pooping.

Anonymous Fri Oct 10 13:49:09 2014 No.5872402

I think anyone who eats in the same room as a toilet is seriously a strange individual. It shouldn't make me angry since you're the one eating it, not me, but it does.
And the people who think shitting is some sort of private 'me time' thing where they have rituals and specific books for reading on the toilet.
Just shit and go, don't make a big thing of it.
I'm normally done shitting within 2-3 minutes of sitting down. I rarely spend more than 5 minutes taking a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 13:54:28 2014 No.5872417 >>5871585 Op here, finally laughed Down vote away

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 18:13:09 2014 No.5872989 >>5870788 most I've ever done is drink a beer on the toilet or put a piece of candy in my mouth and then go to restroom

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 18:28:03 2014 No.5873012 File: 8 KB, 275x183, krazy66.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5871862 eating on the toilet? puzzles on the toilet? who the fuck raised you? maybe your Mother drank Did your Mother drink?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 18:28:55 2014 No.5873015 >>5871331 SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTAH HERE H O T H E A D O T H E A D

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 19:02:53 2014 No.5873072 we keep a package of saltines on the shelf just above the toilet

Anonymous Fri Oct 10 19:07:26 2014 No.5873084
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>>5870788
I knew a woman who moved after she went to take a shower and saw that her roommate (female) had left a half eaten brownie in shower.

Now enjoy your toilet victuals.

"I want to be a toilet eater like my father and learn the way of the totally fucked up"

Anonymous Fri Oct 10 19:20:13 2014 No.5873116

I usually like to eat foods that I don't touch with my hands directly.

Candy bars are good.
Chow mein works (or anything eaten with a fork)

At the end of the day I set up my phone to netflix and snack on something while on the loo. Yes I eat fiber and fruit, doctor said some people take a while

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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 20:08:43 2014 No.5873245 >>5873116 why not just set up a tv and have a tray in there? three square sheals a day

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 20:40:10 2014 No.5873344 >>5872417 >Down vote away Back to Leddit, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 20:50:10 2014 No.5873367 I keep a bottle of Jim in the bathroom for long baths and shits. Gotta pass the time somehow ya know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 20:51:41 2014 No.5873372 >>5873124 as long as chili isn't involved I see nothing wrong here.

Anonymous Fri Oct 10 20:52:20 2014 No.5873374
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I have a laptop i keep in my bathroom
sometimes I shit for the first 3 minutes then shit there fucking around online for 2 hours

also do bong hits from the nail
420blazitgaylord

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 01:11:12 2014 No.5873933 >>5873245 not him but we do have a small TV in ours. When we last decided to paint we thought fuck it and renovated that wall to put the TV right in front of the toilet behind some hard plastic

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 01:25:17 2014 No.5873951 >>5873374 doesn't the shit dry or do you wipe?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 01:25:51 2014 No.5873952 usually just a beer or if it feels like a big one something savoury. might just be me being autistic, but eating something sweet on the shitter just feels wrong and dirty

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 01:29:15 2014 No.5873960 >>5873374 you'll probably have a weird shaped as now

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 01:35:08 2014 No.5873973 >>5873951 just splash some water up from the bowl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 01:36:55 2014 No.5873978 >>5873933 >tv behind plastic do you live in a mental ward?

Anonymous Sat Oct 11 01:51:26 2014 No.5874004

>>5873978
You put it in the wall to protect it from all the humidity in the bathroom. Normal glass (and plastic as well) can get condensation on the inside wall portion and cause some funky mold and other structural problems behind the wall. You can get treated glass or plastic though that is not / less prone to do this. Another advantage is if you're in there and for whatever reason the glass/plastic gets steamed up and you can't see, you can just wipe it off. Normal surfaces you'd get the outside but couldn't be able to reach the other side of the glass.

Anonymous Sat Oct 11 01:55:54 2014 No.5874014
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Hot shower, cold beer, sloppily flowing over your chin down to your navel, pouring it over your head enjoying the contrast of ice cold suds and a steamy comfort enveloping your body.

Pure bliss!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 01:57:20 2014 No.5874015 >>5874014 this isnt toriko, thats just wasteful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 01:58:22 2014 No.5874018 Omg I thought I was the only one who did this I eat my breakfast in the shower every morning I make my breakfast, take it to the shower, get in, and enjoy. It's so relaxing

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 02:00:59 2014 No.5874025 >>5873012 I like tot take half hour shits while reading magazines and listening to the radio. Or if I have to make a phone call.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 02:01:47 2014 No.5874027 >>5874025 >pfftert >what was that? >this asshole just passed me, one second >pfftert MOTHER FUCKER pfftertttt >show'd him whats four

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 02:15:43 2014 No.5874048 >>5874015 Bud is just wasteful. That anon therefore has done nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 02:36:22 2014 No.5874093 >>5870788 Stuff goes in, stuff comes out Stuff goes in, stuff comes out... HOT DOGS!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 02:43:02 2014 No.5874109 >>5874093 Knife goes in, guts come out...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 02:44:17 2014 No.5874112 File: 110 KB, 600x434, 133508-800px_gattsutrolls_super.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5874109 im ok with that

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 02:51:52 2014 No.5874123 >>5870788 Sour Patch Kids man You gotta pick a food that's flavorful enough to cut through the smell

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 13:07:25 2014 No.5875004 The best snacks for the bathroom are the ones made in the bathroom

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 13:36:34 2014 No.5875069 > EATING WHILE YOU SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 13:37:05 2014 No.5875071 >>5875069 Yuropoors are fucked up

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 13:37:46 2014 No.5875072 File: 31 KB, 400x187, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nutella

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 13:38:47 2014 No.5875073 >>5875069 >he doesn't eat while taking a shit Non-American detected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 13:40:10 2014 No.5875081 >>5875069 my goal is to hold up as much shit as i can and eat on the toilet, so that my held up shit lasts long enough for my incoming shit to be digested. This way i can have an infinite shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 13:55:26 2014 No.5875118 File: 1.82 MB, 245x274, 1412291362810.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5875081 anon, i...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 13:57:02 2014 No.5875123 Last week I was drinking a coffee, posting on /ck/, and taking a shit. Sipping a coffee while you the log is being expelled is an odd sensation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 14:22:22 2014 No.5875209 I hope this is just a thing on /ck/ who shits more than 2 minutes max do you guys even eat veggies?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 14:24:43 2014 No.5875216 >>5875209 >who shits more than 2 minutes max do you guys even eat veggies? >not shitting more than 2 minutes what are you, a womyn? >do you guys even eat veggies? what are you, a womyn?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 14:26:54 2014 No.5875224 >>5875216 why would that make any difference

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 14:27:20 2014 No.5875227 >>5875216 Post a pic of ur manly gut.

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Anonymous Sat Oct 11 14:39:03 2014 No.5875263
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>>5870921
>2015 -1
>staying longer in the toilet than 5 minutes
>not squishing out solid brown loaves
>not evacuating your bowels in 30 seconds flat while roaring like a T-rex
>not having solid 10/10 no wiper shits ever day

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 14:43:17 2014 No.5875275 >>5870788 A taquito works since if in the shower while eating it it wont get soggy too fast like a sammach might, a taquito is also compact so one can do the whole shower while munching on the thing.

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Anonymous Sat Oct 11 14:47:02 2014 No.5875286

>>5870921
>It only takes you 5 minutes to shit? Do you drink a daily dose of turbolax or what?
>I bring magazines and phone games in the crapper. I'm absent from the world for a half hour everyday, twice a day.
I'm guessing you are overweight? Everyone I know that has shitting issues like this is overweight. It must suck taking 30 min to complete a basic body function.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 16:47:45 2014 No.5875613 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtdGmx4L-Do

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 16:59:11 2014 No.5875649 >>5875613 noooooooooooooo i blocked this terrible memory of this scene for a reason

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 17:49:04 2014 No.5875772 Toothpaste on crackers

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 18:29:41 2014 No.5875879 File: 358 KB, 600x450, 로날도 맠돈알도.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5870811 fuck i kek'd

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 21:16:32 2014 No.5876340 File: 1.84 MB, 1520x2688, IMAG0002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey /ck/ I'm chowing down on a donut here I got from a cider mill. Thinking of you ;)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 21:30:09 2014 No.5876399 The type that comes back up from being guilty about eating too much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 22:21:33 2014 No.5876597 File: 587 KB, 480x260, gummo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5870788 Spaghetti and milk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 22:22:54 2014 No.5876606 >>5873124 Would make a good album cover

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 11 22:33:19 2014 No.5876637 >>5876340 Nice, I wear Hanes comfortsoft too. Make it a chocolate donut.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 00:07:03 2014 No.5876859 File: 12 KB, 260x194, patrick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5870788 Is Mayonnaise a bathroom food?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 00:15:51 2014 No.5876877 File: 68 KB, 300x196, 1412054219606.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5876859 No Patrick, you do not eat mayonnaise in the bathroom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 00:16:58 2014 No.5876879 File: 24 KB, 260x194, patrick1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5876877

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 00:18:01 2014 No.5876885 File: 68 KB, 300x196, squid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5876879 Neither is horse raddish.

Anonymous Sun Oct 12 00:18:56 2014 No.5876887

>>5871845
>it expands your capillaries and blood rushes from your heart and internal organs out to your extremities.

we know that. we're just pointing out that you're a fucking idiot if you think that 'shivering' automatically means hypothermia tier temperatures. if the dude was so cold he wasn't shivering, then you would have a point. otherwise, that was just dumb hyperbole lol.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 00:19:05 2014 No.5876888 File: 629 KB, 631x467, duh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5876885

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 00:32:06 2014 No.5876916 File: 7 KB, 256x197, 1343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw this thread brought back the memories of when you were in high school and didn't have friends so you ate in the toilet stall

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 00:34:39 2014 No.5876923 I don't because i always shit with my laptop instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 00:39:14 2014 No.5876935 >>5876916 I thought I was the only one who did this...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 00:41:14 2014 No.5876941 >>5874018 Same here. I don't shit and eat, thats fucking disgusting. But I'm not above taking cereal or shakes to the shower. Get my morning routine all squared away in one shower.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 00:44:01 2014 No.5876945 >>5871434 I used to, too. Nothin like firing off one without pants to encumber your stance, and a shirt to get in the way of a wipe. Its how shitting should be

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 00:44:34 2014 No.5876947 File: 203 KB, 1000x800, 1404721498438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5876916 oh good christ, the repression...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 00:45:40 2014 No.5876948 >>5876947 She caught a cartoon.

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Anonymous Sun Oct 12 02:57:16 2014 No.5877255
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>>5876916
>>5876935
>>5876947

This should never have literally happened. Jesus, just take your tray and sit down, and eat your food.

I had 2 friends, both of who were in study hall during my lunch.

I just took my tray, sat down and ate. If any faggot looked my way or gave lip, I'd tell them to check em' (their face, because I think there's a dick hanging out your mouth)

Then by the end of lunch, my best two pals came down and we hung out for five minutes or so.

Fuck, I miss high school lunch. Shit was so cash. Especially whilst high.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 03:09:08 2014 No.5877265 >>5871570 >literally thanks for clarifying, I thought you figuratively couldn't tell if he was trolling

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 03:18:22 2014 No.5877290 >>5877255 You define faggotry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 03:19:01 2014 No.5877292 >>5877265 you literally dont wanna go there

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 04:01:47 2014 No.5877341 File: 17 KB, 212x249, 1391719149716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5876916 i can empathize with you

Anonymous Sun Oct 12 04:04:56 2014 No.5877343

>>5877255
yeah this eventually happened for the less part of my schoolhood days

a lot of just standing in a bathroom stall though and sitting alone pretending to be on my phone texting someone when in reality i was playing tetris

>>5877290
no he does not, you do

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 04:07:41 2014 No.5877346 No food for me while i'm on the shitter, just a super fiendish sudoku.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 04:09:51 2014 No.5877349 >>5877346 thats food for thought

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 04:38:28 2014 No.5877389 File: 17 KB, 399x224, sick burn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5877290 Ooooh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 04:43:34 2014 No.5877392 >>5877349 unrated post

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 05:40:02 2014 No.5877451 >>5877349 +1

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 07:00:03 2014 No.5877541 >>5877292 go where? here? hadn't he already arrived by the time he 'went there'? Did you mean to say, 'don't stay there'?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 08:40:12 2014 No.5877653 >>5877255 that gif is kawaii as fuck, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 08:54:32 2014 No.5877676 >>5870788 having a break there cowboy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 09:10:08 2014 No.5877697 >>5873072 lol oh goddamn. imagine what guests will think when they see it. "why is there a box of crackers here?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 09:15:07 2014 No.5877710 >>5876916 that's the saddest thing I've ever heard. I would probably have beaten the shit out of you at school, and that makes me sad as well.

Anonymous Sun Oct 12 09:17:38 2014 No.5877717

>>5873084
funny story:
i was living with my brother about a few months back and i like to brush my teeth while i shower.

one day we were packing up for a road trip to see mom and dad. I forgot i had left the toothbrush in the shower with the protective capsule.

we came back and bro took a shower sometime a day after with some stupid slut. The next day he asks me if thats my toothbrush in the shower. I forgot. But then i gotten some looks from him and his friends after because a toothbrush protective capsule can be also mistaken for a makeshift dildo and in my life and situations, people would think im a gay. Ive even had this one girl ask if i was gay. Its irritating as fuck.

I fucking hate people.

Anonymous Sun Oct 12 09:19:34 2014 No.5877718

>>5873084
funny story:
i was living with my brother about a few months back and i like to brush my teeth while i shower.

one day we were packing up for a road trip to see mom and dad. I forgot i had left the toothbrush in the shower with the protective capsule.

we came back and bro took a shower sometime a day after with some stupid slut. The next day he asks me if thats my toothbrush in the shower. I forgot. But then i gotten some looks from him and his friends after because a toothbrush protective capsule can be also mistaken for a makeshift dildo and in my life and situations, people would think im a gay. Ive even had this one girl ask if i was gay. Its irritating as fuck.

I fucking hate people. If its not one thing its another. I dont do shit and im the odd man out most of the fucking time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 09:21:37 2014 No.5877722 I was playing a prank on my family when I was home for the holidays. What part I could easily do was every morning I cut off a section of a loaf of bread (bought two loaves and hid them in my suitcase) and put it on the sink in the bathroom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 10:47:25 2014 No.5877896 >>5877255 >knowing my 2 best bros would come down at the end of lunch That is where we differ.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 10:59:33 2014 No.5877926 >>5871564 >why stop? Because that's nasty?

Anonymous Sun Oct 12 11:05:10 2014 No.5877942

>>5871564

This has to be a troll. There's just so much to trigger in that one post.

If you regularly eat in front of the TV and you're over 25, then you are overweight. No fucking exceptions. You also have no appreciation for food and may as well eat spray cheese off the floor like my fucking dog.

inb4 fatlords lyiing or making excuses about genetics.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 11:12:04 2014 No.5877959 >>5877942 buttblasted product of christian overlording parents detected. I would rather watch tv and eat, than do nothing and eat. >inb4 landwhale Nah mate, it ain't like that

Anonymous Sun Oct 12 11:16:07 2014 No.5877971

>>5877959
>Nah mate, it ain't like that

fatlords lying was already covered.

Why can't you just enjoy your food you fat fuck? Why are you eating alone all the time? Do you think these things may be connected?

My parents ate in front of the TV, you stupid cunt, shovelling garbage into their cakeholes and spraying crumbs all over when they laugh at "retards watch the funniest things". They had no appreciation for food, just like you.

Why are you even on a board about food? Don't bother to answer, it's rhetorical - I know that it's because you're fat and obsessed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 11:19:19 2014 No.5877985 >>5877971 >many skeletons in closet Did they beat you afterward? I sense a lot of pain behind those TV dinners

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 12:19:00 2014 No.5878172 >>5877942 If you have spray cheese or a dog, you are overweight. No fucking exceptions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 12:32:49 2014 No.5878213 File: 2.23 MB, 1920x1080, 139837033058.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5878172 If you have sideburns or a gas oven, you are overweight. No fucking exceptions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 12:46:54 2014 No.5878238 >>5878213 If you have a piñata or three rusty nails, you are overweight. No fucking exceptions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 12:55:23 2014 No.5878254 File: 87 KB, 500x375, whale face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5878172 If you have a krill net or a blow hole, you are overweight. No fucking exceptions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 13:07:40 2014 No.5878276 >>5877942 >eat my dinner watching my favorite show >eat my dinner silently at a table it's not rocket science

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 13:12:23 2014 No.5878285 >>5878213 What movie is this from?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 13:14:45 2014 No.5878291 >>5878285 The well-done steak with ketchup rises By Christopher 'Wa-la' Nolan

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 13:21:12 2014 No.5878307 >>5878291 Downloading now. It's a big file.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 13:21:54 2014 No.5878310 File: 73 KB, 470x627, 5dXEqRK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5878307 for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 15:23:38 2014 No.5878631 >>5877971 Wow. All that autism in one post. I'm not sure whether to be impressed or disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 15:37:21 2014 No.5878674 >>5877971 >rhetorical I've seen that word in a few posts here today... I hope it's not just you

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 16:06:15 2014 No.5878753 File: 52 KB, 499x499, frog meme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5870928 >he doesn't marinate

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 19:14:46 2014 No.5879206 >>5878753 If you were to cook yourself, you would taste like shit. Is that what you want?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 19:41:55 2014 No.5879258 >>5879206 Thats how I ward off my natural preditors.

Anonymous Sun Oct 12 21:28:59 2014 No.5879578
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>>5870879
>do you ever hide beer around the house?
Anyway, the best food is these. I usually manage to eat about 2-3 of them every time I take a poo. They're handy because they're finger foods so I can use my free hand to browse the internet on my phone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 21:32:44 2014 No.5879591 >>5877942 >eat while watching TV >not overweight Wow, I'm defying gravity. Who should I tell? Nasa? Cisa? Sern? Your retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 21:34:33 2014 No.5879606 File: 1.40 MB, 320x240, paula-deen-o.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5870960 Are you my long lost twin?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 12 21:50:39 2014 No.5879655 >>5871199 my friend does this with marajuana cigarillos. i can never figure how he keeps that shit dry enough to burn

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 01:42:10 2014 No.5880167 something that is fast and easy. A pickle maybe or sandwhich.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 13:33:58 2014 No.5881087 >>5880167 >a pickle that sounds sexual

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 13:46:41 2014 No.5881116 File: 48 KB, 320x286, tard_babby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5879591 >Your retarded. >your

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 13:51:39 2014 No.5881127 >>5871577 There are no poop molecules floating in bathroom air. There's no such thing as a "poop" molecule.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 13:53:34 2014 No.5881134 >>5881127 >There's no such thing as a "poop" molecule. Yep. But that's a lot more concise than listing off all the various molecules that are in poop. Smell yourself taking a shit? That's countless molecules that just went up your nose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 14:00:34 2014 No.5881155 >>5880167 do you take the entire pickle jar with you?

Anonymous Mon Oct 13 14:04:15 2014 No.5881165

>>5881134
And?
What you're smelling is hydrogen sulfide, which is released by the bacteria inside your poop. The hydrogen sulfide is not the concern, as the concentration in the air is too low to be toxic.
The bacteria are your concern, and those are not floating around in the air.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 14:09:35 2014 No.5881177 >>5870921 The few times I've taken more than 5 minutes I've started panicking and wondering if I was going to be stuck on the toilet forever. Never understood how people stayed in there so long.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 14:26:21 2014 No.5881202 >>5870811 1. Who flushes while sitting down 2. The kitkat is wrapped

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 15:07:13 2014 No.5881313 Curry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 15:34:07 2014 No.5881382 File: 231 KB, 640x480, 1405302587412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5881313

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 16:54:54 2014 No.5881568 File: 384 KB, 1195x1600, shitto.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 16:58:32 2014 No.5881579 File: 927 KB, 250x230, 1411110887651.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5870811 TOP KEK.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 17:05:10 2014 No.5881596 >>5877942 If you lel or you kek, then you are overweight. No fucking kekceplels

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 18:21:14 2014 No.5881804 >>5876597 The wall bacon just makes the whole thing work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:00:10 2014 No.5882106 Sandwiches are the best to eat while on the shitter

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:24:23 2014 No.5882153 File: 163 KB, 1600x900, 1391952765506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:26:14 2014 No.5882157 File: 529 KB, 1024x768, 2193841048_b44b1af767_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You can keep the food alive in your bathtub

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:27:01 2014 No.5882161 File: 58 KB, 500x463, ronald_recycle[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5882153 >pie symbol with an exclamation mark That would make a good tattoo So would the Ronald McDonald slam dunking into a trash bin, come to think of it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:29:10 2014 No.5882171 >>5882157 congrats, this thread hasnt sickened me until you

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:30:24 2014 No.5882174 File: 290 KB, 1600x1194, IMG-20130112-00134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:31:51 2014 No.5882178 this thread is fucking disgusting. It's making me laugh though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:34:41 2014 No.5882186 File: 1.37 MB, 4664x3109, img_7096.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 15:09:13 2014 No.5884127 sloppy joes. It goes with the theme

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 23:29:10 2014 No.5885288 this thread shouldn't die too easily

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 23:33:59 2014 No.5885296 >>5870788 >bathroom foods Ever here the term "don't shit where you eat?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 14 23:46:53 2014 No.5885335 >>5885296 well this is different. they are eating where they shit

Anonymous Wed Oct 15 00:00:20 2014 No.5885385

>>5870960
Are you me?

I actually own a set of hardbound facimiles of old Sears and Roebuck catalogues so I can poop like my granddad did.

For the longest time I was too disgusted to eat in the bathroom, but as I age I care less and less. Probably my most disgusting moment was shitting while eating storebought potato salad right out of the bucket. Usually I'm not shitting when I eat in there though. Usually I bring my breakfast into the bathroom as I conduct my morning rituals (shave, shower, etc). It's really efficient.

>>5876916
I actually had friends and I did this all the time. So peaceful.

>>5877942
I live alone. I eat my meals at the TV to replace the company that I don't have. What, do you think there's some magical rays coming out of the television set that interacts with the molecules of your food and causes you to become obese?

Anonymous Wed Oct 15 02:13:53 2014 No.5885741
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>>5870921

A bunch of anons responded, so I guess I will as well.

I've read almost all of Henry Miller's top 100 novels while on the can, and he explicitly said in the same book that he didn't understand people who read on the can.

I also love, LOVE, Genet, who writes about spending hours in the out house, just soaking up the smells (no homo).

A decade later I get the majority of my calories from alcohol, and also work odd hours, so spending as much time as needed on the can doesn't seem very odd, or unpleasant.

>btw, i'm >>5870949

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 04:37:45 2014 No.5886023 >>5885741 why does that boy have boobs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 04:41:10 2014 No.5886027 I like to take a nice cold beer into the shower with me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 04:44:29 2014 No.5886032 File: 1.52 MB, 320x178, asUnYZ.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5870811 Its no worse than breathing those shit fumes into your lungs right into the bloodstream

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 04:46:41 2014 No.5886035 >>5870921 >have neck problems >hurts to look down >get on phone and check email (only time I check email) >by the time my neck starts to feel strain I finish my dump, lay phone down, wash hands and get going

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 04:50:59 2014 No.5886040 >>5870921 there's something wrong with your diet because it shouldn't take that long to shit and you shouldn't be shitting more than once a day. go see a fucking GP & dietician or something

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 05:01:31 2014 No.5886057 >>5871199 Holy shit that sounds really good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 06:17:32 2014 No.5886169 why did such a shitty thread last a week?

Anonymous Wed Oct 15 06:25:14 2014 No.5886184

>>5881177
it just becomes a thing. If there's reading material or you start browsing on your phone, its not hard to hit 15 minutes. Get really engaged in something maybe even longer. I took the books out of the bathroom for this reason. Magazines are fine because if I read an entire article then I've definitly hit the time limit. When there were books, sometimes one shit would occur, and I'd read long enough for the next shit to begin.

Anonymous Wed Oct 15 06:26:48 2014 No.5886186

I don't take normal meals in there or anything. Often in the morning I'll take a pop tart or waffle in there as I'm on the go and trying to save time.

I think the worst was on my lunch break one time when we weren't allowed to eat at our desks, and I clocked in just before being late so I just took my bag to the bathroom and ate in the stall for like 5 minutes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 06:31:31 2014 No.5886194 >>5886184 But as soon as im done dumping am I supposed to sit without wiping smelling my own shit? Wipe and flush but touch my phone with a dirty hand? Explain

Anonymous Wed Oct 15 07:04:15 2014 No.5886225
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I take a really long time to poop. Anywhere between 15m to an hour

Before anyone gets on my case, I have a chronic bowel problem but I'm not 100% sure what. I am seeing a doc again next week.

Anyway I generally just take my phone and play puzzle and dragons. If I'm alone at home, I'll play love live school idol project. Otherwise I'll just read any news

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 09:06:33 2014 No.5886341 i dont eat but i fap, does that count?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 09:09:07 2014 No.5886346 >>5886341 shit + fap = fit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 09:34:26 2014 No.5886367 >>5886346 this can be used in terrible ways >man my baby was having a fit all day long yesterday. >my computers having a fit >im lifting to get fit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 09:38:49 2014 No.5886371 >>5870811 Shit attempt at starting a copypasta or maybe you're just a big, neurotic faggot. Stop posting, seriously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 09:49:02 2014 No.5886380 File: 296 KB, 201x228, oh god! ewww.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this entire thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 10:03:34 2014 No.5886402 I like to eat grapes with a hot bath like some kind of Roman emperor but there's no servants or slaves, I'm just alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 21:19:29 2014 No.5888058 File: 14 KB, 480x360, destroy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] jesus fucking christ

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 21:45:28 2014 No.5888157 >>5874014 On august 12, 2013 anon convinced his roommate to stop beating him off and take a fun pic in the bathroom

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 21:59:10 2014 No.5888210 Alcohol is the only acceptable thing to bring in the bathroom, even more excusable if drunk. But even then it's gross and low class.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 22:10:59 2014 No.5888239 >>5873124 Triggered my gag reflex

Anonymous Wed Oct 15 22:25:29 2014 No.5888289

>>5885385

>TV
I'm not the anon you were replying to, but. I have heard it's best if you don't watch TV while eating because it distracts your brain from realizing you're full. The distraction also results in you not enjoying each bite to the fullest, thus you wind up eating more of it in order to feel satisfied.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 22:27:28 2014 No.5888295 >>5871199 >a food deep

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 22:28:27 2014 No.5888299 >>5873124 Musta got hit with a skunk or something, then decided to make a mess for a good pic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 22:33:50 2014 No.5888317 File: 52 KB, 547x410, IMG_4425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5882157 I've done that tons of time. I thought this was normal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 22:34:49 2014 No.5888321 >>5888317 It is. I do that with carp to get rid of the mudslime flavor

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 22:41:16 2014 No.5888334 File: 196 KB, 500x375, pinchy the lobster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5882157

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 23:02:33 2014 No.5888405 >>5875081 shitpump

Anonymous Wed Oct 15 23:05:08 2014 No.5888416

I brushed my teeth while I was on the toilet

I quickly realized that I would have to wipe, and then touch my toothbrush, so I took pants all the way off, stood up without wiping, and the walked to the sink with a shitty asshole
Finished brushing teeth, went back over wiped and was done.

It wasnt the best idea

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 23:38:59 2014 No.5888499 >>5888416 Why would you wear pants in your own place, let alone in the bathroom? Why not just brush your teeth in the shower/bath?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 23:40:16 2014 No.5888502 File: 30 KB, 500x375, christmascarp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5888317 It's a Christmas tradition in my parents' country.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 23:41:08 2014 No.5888505 >>5888502 Go to bed, polan

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 15 23:58:04 2014 No.5888540 >>5888499 They were sweatpants... why wouldnt I be wearing those around? And the shower I use is a stand up one where its not really ideal to brush your teeth in unless you want to lay your brush on the floor or on the bar soap container.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 16 00:02:54 2014 No.5888554 >>5888540 Go to bed, Abe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 16 01:01:43 2014 No.5888742 >>5888416 >I brushed my teeth while I was on the toilet You are a disgusting fucking human bean

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 16 01:21:51 2014 No.5888793 >>5876340 Vermont?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 16 01:41:16 2014 No.5888846 File: 15 KB, 184x184, 1350357905827.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5870811

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 16 02:23:19 2014 No.5888918 >>5870811 >not keeping toothbrushes in a cupboard >flushing with the lid up all of my megawat

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 16 15:55:55 2014 No.5890319 >>5888918 whats wrong with flushing with the lid up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 16 16:14:17 2014 No.5890368 >>5890319 poo particles on your toothbrush, which in turn you 'clean' your teeth with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 16 16:27:07 2014 No.5890409 File: 41 KB, 800x601, 100_6365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5888317

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 16 16:34:32 2014 No.5890427 File: 115 KB, 1600x1067, IMG_8693.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 16 21:21:43 2014 No.5891140 >>5890409 what and why the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 16 22:40:33 2014 No.5891365 Chicken Noodle in the shower is the only acceptable answer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 16 23:50:32 2014 No.5891550 >>5882174 wtf is that shit mother fucker. Looks like facial scrub.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 01:51:48 2014 No.5891843 i drank a soda in the shower

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 01:57:21 2014 No.5891852 File: 5 KB, 215x285, 1361380804853.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5870811

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 04:01:40 2014 No.5892055

>>5870960
>the toilet room
>I still do it, even at other peoples houses (only place I won't is at like a restaraunt or a business unless it's a hospital)
>I get fully naked
>the newspaper comics I have folded up in case of emergency from my pocket.
9/10

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 04:20:19 2014 No.5892076 File: 67 KB, 357x290, 1411032360683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5870788 >Eating a Kit-Kat on the toilet >Not calling it a Shit-Shat

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 04:21:50 2014 No.5892078 >>5891550 It's an anchovy paste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 04:24:00 2014 No.5892083 >>5882174 that looks SO fucking good

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:54:29 2014 No.5892200

As a kid I used to take soup into the shower with me. (Started taking showers when I was like 6 baths weren't my thing.)

I used to let the water splash in my bowl and it'd be like I had an infinite bowl of soup that was decreasing in flavor. I was poor so this was pretty awesome to me back then.

This has always seemed really silly to me but looking back that's really sad.
But no I've never taken food into the br, have you guys ever seen the infrared video of a toilet flushing and a fucking plume of particles/germs/and shit flys out like a geyser?

No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:11:41 2014 No.5892229 >>5892055 What do you do, then, that makes it 10/10?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:46:14 2014 No.5892390 File: 937 KB, 3264x1840, pastor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's get this shit straigh, vote now http://strawpoll.me/2799003

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 10:09:40 2014 No.5892407 >>5870788 >Best bathroom foods? Ew. Bathrooms are not for eating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 10:41:59 2014 No.5892435 >>5892200 >plume >germs/shit >geyser thanks you arse. now every time I have a bm and flush I'm going to run away from the toilet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 10:42:37 2014 No.5892437 >>5871274 >1.5mL

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:32:04 2014 No.5894658 File: 40 KB, 236x421, 1367699323931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5892076 KEK E K

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:08:29 2014 No.5894689 File: 99 KB, 1024x768, 13151215515211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5882186

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:18:15 2014 No.5895249 >>5882174 It's Nutmeg, Anchovy, and some other spices plus butter. Pretty nice but "British", meaning acquired, taste. I've never seen it IRL though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:22:54 2014 No.5895256 File: 82 KB, 620x600, 42814.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:24:01 2014 No.5895258 File: 240 KB, 1600x1200, bathpotato.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5895249 the packaging looks like something you'd find in a woman's bathroom

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:28:11 2014 No.5895263

>>5885385
>What, do you think there's some magical rays coming out of the television set that interacts with the molecules of your food and causes you to become obese?

No, but it's a well-documented fact that people who eat in front of the TV have less idea about how much they're actually shovelling into their gaping gob, so people who eat in front of the telly eat more.

Also, eating in a room with red walls makes you eat more, for some reason.

You're a big fat saddo who eats a bucket of KFC in front of Strictly Come Dancing, softly weeping. Aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:30:49 2014 No.5895267 >>5886040 >you shouldn't be shitting more than once a day If you're only shitting once a day, then it's you who needs to visit his doctor. http://scdlifestyle.com/2014/04/pooping-101/

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:31:10 2014 No.5895269 File: 1.99 MB, 3400x1000, Lion-Bar-Split.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lion bar

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:32:24 2014 No.5895271 >>5895249 It's always hilarious to see someone spreading it on like pate, then vomiting copiously. You just put a really thin smear on hot buttered toast. It's really really good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:06:18 2014 No.5895831 I posted this shit forever ago wtf

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:23:08 2014 No.5895989 >>5870960 my roommate did this because he was a neurotic piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:30:49 2014 No.5896009 >>5870788 only one: chocolate pudding nobody in my family goes into the bathroom without a bowlful of chocolate pudding

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:32:21 2014 No.5896012 >>5895831 welcome to /ck/ - there's an argument about two burger places french fries that keeps rumbling back to life that's been around about as long as this stupid thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:33:55 2014 No.5896018 File: 42 KB, 600x500, pudding.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5896009 my family, too too chocolate pudding with every trip but usually when someone is going to take a shit

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:42:23 2014 No.5896033
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Mom stocked the fridge with these things every week when she went grocery shopping. Turns out nobody in my family went to take a crap (including my Mom) without one of these and a spoon.

Boy sweet memories...

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