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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Hiya /ck/ post delicious gifs or webm here.

>> No.5866819
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Did someone say /ck/ gif thread?

>> No.5866824
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>> No.5866838
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damn I said delicious , not fucking hilarious

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>> No.5866848
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>> No.5866859

>>5866843
lol

>> No.5866864
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/r/'ing the one of that burrito thats got like 10 layers to it

>> No.5866876

>>5866864

Second.

>> No.5866881

>>5866779
>salting the steak after cooking
shiggy dig digg

>> No.5866951

>>5866779
>propane

its like you hate the idea of barbecue

>> No.5866953

>>5866779
>poking it with a thermometer to let all the juice run out

>> No.5866963

>>5866779
Fake as Fuck, he didn't even receive it in that paper. If he did it'd be creased and soggy.

>> No.5866977
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>>5866953

cant tell if trolling or actually retarded

>> No.5867020

>>5866779
>not having your steak well done
pleb

>> No.5867043

>>5866977
Why would anyone make/buy a pizza just to waste it like this.

>> No.5867055

>>5867043
Roomates warfare make casualties.

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Hog Dot

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>>5867058

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>>5866779
>starts gif and webm thread
>posts only webm

Time for a little affirmative action!

>> No.5867077

>>5867043
if wasting a freezer pizza is of concern to you, then you must be extremely poor in taste and/or wealth

>> No.5867098

>>5867073
If I had the money, i'd travel all the way there just so I could see the look on his face as I pulled out a bottle of ketchup and squeezed it all over the sushi I was eating, while humming the national anthem.

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>>5866876
>>5866864

I don't know, but here's a Taco Town webm

>> No.5867114

>>5867105
That blueberry pancake at the end is just too much

>> No.5867125

>>5867105

Thank you, kind anon.

>> No.5867132

>>5867105
http://youtu.be/jaRBHQlEu-o

>> No.5867143

>>5867098
GAIJIN PIGUUUUUUUUU

>> No.5867232

>>5867043

I can guarantee that they still ate it.

>> No.5867275
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lol bacon guys

>> No.5867280
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>I'm not drinking the pinot!

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>>5867098

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>>5866951

>> No.5867691

>>5867098

But Anon, putting disgusting amounts of ketchup on food it doesn't belong on is practically Japan's national pastime.

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>> No.5868122

>>5866779

>having to temp your steak
>not using your finger
>(over)cooking it to 145
>shit steak to begin with

A cook anon accidentally cooked at flat iron mid-well (just like in OP's web-um) today at work, offered me a piece (it had to be re-fired), and I chocked it down just to be nice. It was fucking disgusting.

>> No.5868311

>>5866836
I like how she accidentally stumbles and POURS IT PERFECTLY without a drop spilled.

>> No.5868372

>>5867073
That will be £300 please

>> No.5868823

>>5867073
I didn't know the Dalai Lama made sushi

>> No.5868827

>>5867105
Damn, do I miss Sudeikis on snl

>> No.5868838

>>5867275
>BACON
>i put le ebin bacon on evurthing
>bacon muffins with my bacon tea
>try the new bacorrito, a burrito with a bacon tortilla!
>my kickstarter got enough funding for me to open up my own artisanal bacon food truck

Why did they have to turn a food that was good on its own into a meme food..

>> No.5868877

>>5868823
>dalai lama
>top laugh

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>> No.5869181

>>5869176
Which episode is this from?

>> No.5869202

>>5868838
Because we all knew it would piss you off.

>> No.5869221

>>5866779
overcooked and disgusting

>> No.5869228

>>5866827
Where did his soda go?

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>>5866779
I fucking hate this webm.

>starts off well enough
>meat thermometer goes in
>fucking 145F degrees are you kidding me
>slices the steak open, it's grey all the way through
>adds extra salt
fucking disgusting. if you're going to create a webm thread, start off with a decent webm.

>> No.5869240

>>5869228
It runs off the tray to the right.

>> No.5869246

>>5867073

>literally makes one chop
>WA LA!

I fucking hate pretentious shit like this. Fuck sushi.

>> No.5869249

>>5867105

I wonder how it would taste, no denying it wouldn't be bad but still.

>> No.5869293

>>5869246
He cut it because the shrimp was too big to fit in the customer's mouth. Quit being so autistic.

>> No.5869303

>>5866779
>complete lack of a crust
>cooked to medium
>doneness is even grayer toward the outsides
5/10 at best

>> No.5869423

>>5869293

cool. i can throw a fucking shrimp on some rice too and sell it for an ridiculous price

>> No.5869438

>>5869423
no you can't

>> No.5869440

>>5869423
Shrimp sushi is always the cheapest, I don't know what you're complaining about. Also have you ever tried to make good sushi rice? Shits maintenance heavy.

>> No.5869452
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>meat thats pink inside
Uncooked disgusting shit / 10.
Ruined a piece of meat.
Well done.
Pic related.

>> No.5869715

>>5867073
Jiro's da bes.

>> No.5869782

>>5867098
Do this >>5866819

>> No.5869795

>>5869452
Meat in most developed countries is inspected by a meat inspector for tapeworm infestations, and thus is mostly safe to eat raw. Furterhmore, having it pink inside does not mean it's still possibly contaminated; the heat inside reaches temperatures that would most likely kill the tapeworm larvae before it's fully cooked through.

Enjoy your shitty dry steak, pleb.

>> No.5870215

>>5869423
sure, if people are willing to pay you for it

>> No.5870246

>>5866963
>soggy

Maybe you should buy better quality steak?

Quality, not quantity, people. We've been over this.

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>>5870246

>> No.5870254

>>5869246
>WA LA!

It's violia, ihate to be the barron of bad news but your a dumbass

>> No.5870255

>>5870251

You posted that once before. Having a little trouble with your filter settings?

>> No.5870258

>>5870246
>>5870255
filtered :^)

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>>5869234

>adds extra salt

this lmao

>> No.5870268

>>5870254
For all intensive purposes, its the same thing.

>> No.5870273

>>5870268
>For all intensive purposes, its the same thing.
Its "for all in tents and porpoises" you fucking idiot, meaning that everyone is included in the statement by using two completely unrelated things so it covers the whole range of possibilities.

But your a fucking moron.

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>>5870273

>> No.5870336

>>5870268
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails, you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal, you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>> No.5870347

>>5869234
bless the person that made this for mopping up the sauce
thats exactly what i'd do shit

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>>5870336

slow clap

>> No.5870682

>>5870672
How new are you?

>> No.5870694

>electric thermometer

*tips fedora*

>> No.5870730

>>5867280
It was the Merlot...

>> No.5870739

>>5870730
Pinot is the 2000s version of Merlot...

>> No.5870749

>>5869246
Don't knock it until you try it m8.

>> No.5872137

>>5869452
That sort of infection is usually contracted by contact with human feces, not raw meat. I call bullshit, like most viral news that supposedly come from China.