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Is there like a program to make me more alcohol tolerant? I'm like a flyweight when it comes to drinking. A single beer makes me tipsy, my family has absolutely no history of drinking. I just want to be able to drink heavier things without passing out.

>> No.5822965

Practice makes perfect. Enjoy the ride, OP

>> No.5822969

Drinking more frequently creates tolerance.

So start today with your one beer. Then tomorrow. And the day after that. After a little while you'll find that one beer isn't making you tipsy anymore, so now start drinking two. Repeat.

>> No.5822973

>>5822959
You can down one of those small yeast packets

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/food-for-men/how-not-to-get-drunk

>> No.5822975

Why.
This isn't somehing to pride yourself on.
Plus, it saves money.

>> No.5822976

>>5822975
Fuck off, teetotaling, faggot

>> No.5822991

>>5822975

yeah, i'm a lightweight and it's great

>> No.5823003

like no califag

>> No.5823020

>>5822959

I wish I could get drunk on a couple of beers.

>> No.5823056

>>5822959
Drink a lot. Drink some more. Just a bit more. Probably die from being a natural lightweight.

>> No.5823060

>>5822959

Are you a chink or jap or other random zipperhead? They have trouble metabolising booze sometimes, according to some guy I was talking to once.

>> No.5823066

>>5822959
Eat stuff before drinking

>> No.5823102

>>5822959
>stop drinking entirely for two years
>finally start having a beer after work
>one beer gets me slightly past tipsy
>buy a sixer every other day
>eventually is every day
>start back up on scotch around December of last year
>2-3oz of scotch whisky get me well past tipsy
>drink every other day after work, rarely get blitzed
>shit happens
>start drinking every night to get fairly drunk
>roughly 10 months later
>beer doesn't get me drunk anymore
>driving and motor skills unaffected by ~8oz of whiskey
>can finish a fifth of 100 proof rye whiskey in a night and not get blackout drunk

I'm not trying to brag, but that's how you create an alcoholic-tier tolerance.

>> No.5823130

>>5823102
>driving and motor skills unaffected by ~8oz of whiskey
Thats what you think, but in reality you're probably gonna end up killing yourself or some stranger because you can't react in time.
If you're gonna be a drunk, a least be a responsible drunk.

>> No.5823143

>>5822959

Who cares?

I wish I didn't need to run through a 12 pack to get drunk.

I would much rather be in your situation where a small amount of alcohol gets me drunk.

>> No.5823249

>>5822969
This, and if you want to speed it up a bit start drinking Iced beers.

>> No.5823294

get on wellbutrin, dont know why it works on me but intake almost doubled

>> No.5823644

>>5823249
>Iced beers.
Explain?

>> No.5823687

>>5823644
>Explain?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_beer

>> No.5823693

>>5822976
How about fuck you. I'd love nothing more than to be able to get drunk off a beer instead of half a handle of vodka.

>> No.5823699

>>5822959
I'm the opposite; I need an entire glass of vodka just to get a slight buzz.
Fucking dents the wallet. Consider yourself lucky.

>> No.5823703

Why want to become alcoholic??
...
For the glory of Satan of course!

>> No.5823741

>>5822959
Dont trust this niggers op.
what you really have to do is.
Start drinking
Get a good buzz going on but still be functional
Keep yourself on that state as long as posible.
Dont go over that threshold.
Rinse and repeat.

>>5823102
>>5822969

This happens yes.
But what actually happens is that the brain kinda learns to function on that state.
Protip. After a while to get the buzz going on youll need to drink more (the brain adjusted to function on that level of alcohol).
After a while if you pass that threshold youre gonna get blind drunk/i cant recall the last 7 hours of my life/im still able to walk and talk but im other person and THIS is fucking dangerous

>> No.5823795

>>5823020

I wish I could get drunk on a couple of fifths