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What would you expect at an establishment that looked like this, /ck/?

>> No.5750356

At least a decent burger, fries, and shake.

>> No.5750359

>>5750349
Tulsas best burgers and malts, obviously

>> No.5750361

Overcooked, factory-processed meat that used to be good decades ago, but now the establishment survives as a novelty, employing minimum wage workers to take frozen bulk product out of a wax-lined box and throw it on the flattop until it resembles a thin hockey-puck.

>> No.5750364

>>5750349
The runs a few hours after eating.

>> No.5750365

Hole in the wall places like these usually have the best food.

>> No.5750367

>>5750349

Cash-only, for one thing.

>> No.5750374

>>5750365
thats just a mind thing. it could be good it could be bad just like any other place
>having prejudice from the look of a resturant

>> No.5750382

Being overrun with zombies in a few minutes after happening upon the place. Two survivors, a man and his young daughter, behind the counter, armed with a shot gun and a rifle to defend against the undead scourge.
Also, cash only policy.

>> No.5750463

>>5750349
They weren't clever enough to go for "Hankburger" so I don't have any expectations.

>> No.5750468

>>5750349
2.5 stars on yelp

Pubestash seasoned with festering acne on the sole line cook pressing burgers onto hot plate with spatula.

Fries from a bag

>> No.5750469

>>5750349
Do you post the same shit every couple months? Given some shill asshole like you I wouldn't expect anything.

>> No.5750472

Decent food I'd imagine, I just wouldn't want to see the Kitchen

>> No.5750476

>>5750349
Probably a good, greasy burger, ok fries and a decent shake. Probably reasonably priced, good service, somewhere you frequent every once in a while.

>> No.5750506

>>5750476
>frequent every once in a while
you are an oxymoran.

>> No.5750514

>>5750506
I oxymoraned your mum last night

>> No.5750543

The same grilled or charbroiled burger that is overcooked, the same sesame seed bun, thousand island dressing, american cheese and frozen fries.

>> No.5750557

>>5750506
>visit (a place) often or habitually.
>done regularly or repeatedly

Just throwing that out there buddy.

>> No.5750570

Overrated boring generic typical American food probably previously frozen but frequented by geriatrics with no taste buds and too tight nostalgia goggles saying "my dad took me here when I was 6 years old and I've been coming here for 60 years"

>> No.5750571

Wait in line behind 3 obese middle aged white people, one of which has a 7 year old boy with him.
Sense a slight discomfort from the server when he sees I'm the next person in line and I'm not white.
Get a burger that's above-average greasy and below-average flavorful.

>> No.5750579

>>5750349
A bunch of racist white redneck conservative racist shitbag racists like that place in Texas that /ck/ ruined.

>> No.5750584

>>5750349
>What would you expect at an establishment that looked like this, /ck/?
If they can stay open continuously since 1949, probably doing something alright. I'd guess their ice cream better be homemade, or else it's not as good as it used to be. The burgers, I'll assume, will be the style of the 1950s, thin, griddle cooked, greasy, steamed soft bun. Maybe onions and mustard too.

>> No.5750612

>>5750571
You should probably stick to the Indian part of town then, if you are so bigoted.

>> No.5750616

>>5750349
I would imagine 1 or 2 pretty good things, the rest the locals never order.

>> No.5750628

>>5750612
You seem upset. You should go buy another gun so you can feel safe and comfortable again.

>> No.5750681

>>5750628
uh oh. Here we go, someone getting asshurt about guns.

>> No.5750730

>>5750628
You should probably move to another country instead of trying to fix the problems in your own. Oh wait...

>> No.5750745

>>5750349
Cash only, quick service and a good (if not a bit greasy) burger

>> No.5750763

ROACHES HUGE ONES

>> No.5750770

>>5750349

...Pepsi?

>> No.5750783

>>5750349
dirty but delicious burgers. its not a chain, looks old and still in business. they must be doing something right

>> No.5750785

>>5750628
>privileged poc who doesn't have to worry about getting lynched by klansmen like his great-grandparents did
you sure showed us

>> No.5750797

>>5750628
Go home Barack, you are drunk.

>> No.5750825

>>5750349
A lack of clean indoor seating (judging from the pic, there's no outdoor seating either)

Small menu, unless they have a large selection of ice cream flavors

Generally forgettable food (again, unless they have really good ice cream)

>> No.5750827

>>5750745
Most everywhere runs credit/debit these days.

>> No.5750840

It's either going to be a family-owned place (good) or a place recently bought by Chinese/Pakis/whoeverthefuckelse (bad)

Small places like this only survive if they stay close to the original owners.

>> No.5750846

It's like a yellow Frisco Freeze.

I'd expect cheap as dirt food. Thin burgers, fries fried in old grease, and milkshakes that have barely been blended.

Still, it stays open all night, so... Y'know, if it's 3 in the morning.

>> No.5750847

diabetes and obesity

>> No.5751266

I'd expect free wifi.

>> No.5751293

>>5750365
Hole in the wall places in cities with a good location tend to have really good food because it is expensive keeping a restaurant in the city. Hole in the wall places in small towns tend to have switched over to the same crap frozen shit that is some how lower quality and worse than the big chains. They are typically one of the only options besides McDonalds and Subway so people go there because they have no choice and it used to be passable decades ago. There are exceptions but thats the general rule

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>>5750783
More or less this. See pic related. They've got some damn good barbecue.

>inb4 Food Network shill

>> No.5751306

tier chicken fried steak

>> No.5751326

Never eaten there.. prefer fat guys burger bar.

>> No.5751344

>>5750579
>that place in Texas that /ck/ ruined.

¿Por que?

>> No.5751439

>>5751344
lurk more

>> No.5751506

>>5750349

http://www.yelp.com/biz/hanks-hamburgers-Tulsa

I'd read reviews on a place first before going there. I'm not the type of guy who likes to take a gamble with fast food joints.

>> No.5751641

50/50 chance of something amazing or something disgusting.

>> No.5751649

>>5751439
pls explain

>> No.5751662

>>5750349

Someone else from Tulsa frequents this board?! *courage the cowardly dog voice*What do I do? What do I do?! */end voice

>> No.5751674

Midwesterners who are obnoxiously proud of their greasy shit for being greasy shit. The occasional snob walking in and ironically treating themselves to something "low brow".

>> No.5751708

Fuck throwback places.

>> No.5751766

>>5750349
>ok
a shitload of queers patronizing it

>> No.5751807

>>5751662
Exact same thing I thought. :P

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5751857

>>5750361
I see you have eaten here too.

>> No.5751879

>>5751857
Ah, that's a "staple" here in Lexington. I think they still cook stuff using lard, so tater tots are decent, chicken and shrimp is ok, but the burgers are pretty meh. Expensive as hell also.

>> No.5751922

>>5750579
>>5751344
>>5751439
>>5751649

I eat there sometimes.. /ck/ didnt do shit to it.. its packed everyday at meal times and their food is bretty gud

>> No.5751926

Mr. Frosty's in Denton, Tx is exactly like OP's picture and has been open since the 50's..

their food is pretty much inedible frozen bagged slop but it stays alive because muh history and muh dad used to come here for muh icy root beer mug

seriously, just because something is nostalgic and has been around a long time doesnt mean shit

>> No.5751927

>>5750349
It'll either be generic and shitty or pretty great. Unassuming restaurants are almost always hit or miss. At least in my experience.

>> No.5751932

>>5751922
what texas place?

>> No.5751933
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>>5751649

>> No.5751938

>>5750349
>since 1949
i would expect something good (food wise) if they have managed to stay in business that long without any competitors wiping them out.

>> No.5751940

>>5750840
>>5751506
>>5751641
>>5751927

These guys get it

>> No.5752166
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5752166

I stopped at this place in northern Minnesota one time thinking they probably have good food. I got a "hot turkey sandwich". Wonder bread, some kind of extruded sandwich meat and some glop out of a jar for gravy. I no longer believe in the American dream.

>> No.5752473

>>5752166
>Wonder bread, some kind of extruded sandwich meat and some glop out of a jar for gravy.
Just like good ol' grandma's cooking!

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5752485

>>5752166

1st generation immigrant here, we're working to fix that. Give those places a little more time and they'll die off naturally. Then, a vacancy sign, and our kind will find our way out there. New opportunity to make money, new opportunity to bring a little flavor to the benighted people of flyover land (even if we have to water it down a bit)

It's odd when people cling to this outdated caricature of what "the Real America" looks like. As if the Back to the Future 1950s was ACTUALLY what things were like, let alone desirable.

The real America is right here on the coast. Always has been, and always will be. It takes fresh blood to make this land great. That and competition. You don't see mediocrity stick around for decades like that here. It either adheres to a certain minimum standard, or it's replaced within months.

>> No.5752600

>>5751933
So after making the post, they were doxed and their site hacked....


OR

That is what their site looked like already?

>> No.5752649

>>5751933
Looks breddy gud
>implying /ck/ has anything other than whiteknights, faggots, britbongs and grills
>implying this wouldn't be the best possible advertising on 4chan
>implying this wouldn't be the best possible advertising for rednecks

/ck/ wants a meme so bad.
There are only two /ck/ maimais for all time:
"We started Costanza"
"You need a rice cooker"

>> No.5752698

>>5752485
The 1950's-60's were an economic anomaly and is very unlikely to ever happen again. Social policy notwithstanding, yes it was a good time for the white middle class.

>> No.5753468

>>5750349
very simple, yet delicious burgers

and cheap
like, 1.50 for a plain cheeseburger

>> No.5753475

>>5750557
>>5750506
in this context, frequent means the same as patronize or visit

your euroshits should learn english or gtfo

>> No.5753476

>>5752485
>The real America is right here on the coast. Always has been, and always will be. It takes fresh blood to make this land great.
Fuck no. I've lived on the eastern seaboard and will never go back. Well done steak. Well done "over easy" eggs. Fuck you and fuck your dry meals drowned in cheap condiments.

>> No.5753482

>>5750356
/thread

or should have been at least

>> No.5753486

>>5752485
>man this place sucks
>let's go somewhere else and make it as shitty as where we used to live

immigrants in a nutshell

>> No.5753665

>>5753476
>well done steaks
Maybe you need to stop expecting good food at cheap chain restaurants

>> No.5753675

>>5753486
>I'll cling to my fried Hormel mystery meat and marshmallow and jello "salad" because real food frightens me
Flyover states in a nutshell

Olivegardenreview.jpeg

>> No.5753676

>>5753675
lel you're buttflustered as fuck
too bad you will never be a person

>> No.5753684

>>5752649
there are many more memes friendo

>> No.5753708

>>5753665
>a single restaurant everyone brags about
>chain
>worse than goddamned perkins
Face it, unless you want seafood straight off the dock, or really like being mugged, the coasts are pure shit.

>> No.5753744
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5753744

dirty griddle, old grease, burgers with a crust,1/4" tomato slices, shredded lettuce strips,chip cut pickles, Heinz mustard and Miracle Whip all the way, toasted buns, synthetic cheese melt, slightly brown crunchy french fries

>> No.5753813

>>5753708
>said the guy whose city is currently under martial law due to race riots

>> No.5753824

>>5751879
I used to buy heroin off a nig that lived in that part of Lexington. I remember fixing up and sleeping on the lot in my beater truck at Quantrell Cadillac. Old mexican guy would wake me up when I was there and I'd drive back home to Richmond

>> No.5753841

>>5752600

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>> No.5753910

Best burger and fries I've ever had was at a Biker diner in San Pedro. Good people, good food, big portion of fries.. Five bucks for a hamburger, fries, and a coke. Places that look like shit, in my experience, have good food.

>> No.5753917

>>5753708
>3rd coast master race
>Fresh seafood and castle laws
>Thriving economy
Life is good

>>5750349
Antiquated and/or basic food done well if a little on the greasy side

>> No.5753933

>>5753917
>having so many violent home invasions that you need to make new laws about how best to shoot people

I find this strange. Why not just move somewhere safer?

>> No.5753937

i could imagine a fucking amazing patty melt (theyd make it with american cheese instead of swiss but it would still be fucking great)

>> No.5753946

>>5751933
This and the other two Ronnie shops (the quote and the Nazi banner) are the only OC I've ever made, and I'm always happy when they get reposted.

>> No.5753948

>>5753933
Niggers stay passive when they have to worry about making it home from a night of burglaries.

>> No.5753951

>>5753917
>Fresh

yum yum i love the taste of crude oil :^)

>> No.5753955

>>5750349
Well i'd expect Tulsa's best burgers and malts