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5749605 No.5749605[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Velveeta advertised in a fast food product? Are we going back to the 1960's?

Yes, this is real.

>> No.5749670

It's happening.

>> No.5749727

>>5749605
I guess I'd eat that.

>> No.5749729

So they're actually going after white trash now?

>> No.5749734

>>5749729
As opposed to what? Back when they were a classy fine dining joint?

Don't kid yourself, you're white trash if you have once even thought about eating at Hardees except under duress.

>> No.5749736

Are Hardee's and Carl's Jr the same thing?

>> No.5749739

>>5749734
check out the autism on this one

Hear that everyone? Youre white trash if you even think about it now!

>> No.5749741

>>5749739

Looks like we got one right here.

BBQ King is that you? Post your motorcycle again.

>> No.5749744
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5749744

Fuckin' punks

I feel sad for you people I really do, go eat your broccoli and other vegan shit, you fucking cunts!

So the fuck what, it's velveeta, you speak of it as if it's a full blown nuclear war vs the USSR, oh wait, that doesn't exist anymore.

>> No.5749763

i like the tater tots with gravy and shredded fake cheddar they serve. i get it about once every month on my way to work when i am too drunk to be walking there. it really satisfies. but how do they get velveeta in slices and it does not turn to goo? do they not heat it up? i like to mix up a pound of velveeta, two jars of salsa, a pound of ground beef and pound of breakfast or italian sausage and cook it in the crock pot and then pour it over nachos. yes white american trash here. obviously i cook the meat first before adding to that crocker pot

>> No.5749769

>>5749763
At least I can deal with that once in a while and not blow up so called "infedils" as you islamics do.... OGM OGM THEY MIGHT PREVENT ME FROM GETTING VIRGINS

Get the fuck out you cunt!
This is why we have nukes.

Its serious.

>> No.5750028

>>5749605

I'd expect this to be offered in the South but not nationwide.

>> No.5750033

>>5749734
Southern food != white trash

except for bologna and velveeta on a biscuit, that really is trashy

>> No.5750048
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5750048

Here's a question. Surely even among processed cheese, there are tiers of quality. Would Velveeta be better or worse than what most fast food burgers have?

>> No.5750057

>>5750048
I believe velveeta is 100% real cheese. just processed differently

>> No.5750075

add a little franks and that looks like one delicious fucking sandwich

>> No.5750076

>mfw i went to visit family in texas and my cousin used chunks of velveeta as fishing bait, and actually caught perch with it

>> No.5750081

>>5750076

Are there even any lakes in Texas that aren't artificial?

>> No.5750088

>>5750057
>100% real cheese

pfft

AHAHHAHAHAHA

>> No.5750106

>>5749605
Wow, OP. I thought for sure this was a joke Google just showed me it isn't. Holy shit.

>> No.5750602

Hardees has always gone after the white trash demo though. Just look at all of their marketing.
Damn good burgers though.

>> No.5750620

>>5749605
Annnnnnd THIS is why I haven't eate at Carl's Jr. in eons. They just keep getting more and more disgusting.
That said, you can go to a Russian or Ukrainian market and get like, quality bologna, but I'm pretty sure that's not what they use at Hardees/Carl's. I've made breakfast bologna cups before, a few times, and liked it, but I'm damn fucking certain the quality and preparation was much different. I just bought some veal mortadella with pistachios and garlic the other day, which mortadella is very similar to (real) bologna (but without the nuts), but I imagine Hardees/Carl's is using like....Oscar Meyer... ugh....

>> No.5750643

>>5750620
>I just bought some veal mortadella with pistachios and garlic the other day, which mortadella is very similar to (real) bologna (but without the nuts), but I imagine Hardees/Carl's is using like....Oscar Meyer... ugh....

so is your fedora stapled to your head or what

>> No.5750658

>>5750081
Um...yes. I'm guessing you've never been anywhere in Texas (which is average 290,000 square miles) besides the panhandle, in which yes, the lakes there are man made except for a couple of the biggies that provide water to Amarilllo and Lubbock.
If you ever go to central Texas, there's a whole lake system (Lake Buchanan, Lake LBJ, Lake Travis, Inks Lake, Lake Marble Falls) http://www.highlandlakes.net/ All natural lakes formed from the granite uprisings. THEN, if you go to East Texas, you get into a much more complex lake system, involving bayous, etc.
It always amazes me that people think Texas is desert and or flat land. That's like saying Alaska is just polar bears and Sarah Palin.

>> No.5750661

>>5750643
sorry I'm not white trash, like you. I've matured beyond the college student retoric and am an acutal adult who shops at actual markets, instead of Walmart.

>> No.5750687

>>5750658
>That's like saying Alaska is just polar bears and Sarah Palin.
Not a great analogy really. Alaska doesn't vary that much in it's tundra and glacial latitude among its different areas, such as Texas varies. And, thinking Alaska is full of polar bears is plain ignorance. They live above Alaska in the arctic circle, and are more properly seen from the water and areas of Canada like Manitoba and Nunavut (far more northerly than Alaska). The state of Alaska is full of grizzly bears, however, and Sarah Palin is pretty damn typical Alaskan persona. Alaska is indeed filled with that, no matter what part of it you visit. Live and let live, outdoors-active, and self sufficient educated types.

>> No.5750695

>>5749729
Hardee's has always gone after white trash.
>>5749736
yes
>>5750602
their chicken sandwich is pretty good too

>> No.5750704

>>5750661
>I'm not white trash, like you.
>I've matured beyond the college student retoric
not quite

>> No.5750705

>velveeta

excuse me while i projectile vomit for an hour

>> No.5750709

>>5750687
> And, thinking Alaska is full of polar bears is plain ignorance.
And exactly my point.

>Palin is pretty damn typical Alaskan persona. Alaska is indeed filled with that, no matter what part of it you visit.
I'd agree with most Alaskans I know to be super outdoorsy (as are Texans) but, also, most of the Alaskans I know are also drug addicts (because they can do what they like out there in the wilderness, and do) or are tin foil hat wearers. (which, you can actually find a lot of in West Texas, as well).

My point was that people have as many misconceptions about Alaska as they do Texas, because both states are huge and encompass so much more than what peoples generalizations can fathom. This also applies to California, as well. Cali really ought to be two separate states, SoCal and NorCal, because they are like night and day.

>> No.5750712

>>5750704
Nice try, but you'll have to work harder than that.

>> No.5750716

>>5750704
>implying the term "white trash" is somehow new, or college student-y

My grandmother, who was born in 1901, used that phrase often.

>> No.5750720

>>5750661
What kind of trash are you?
Community college trash? Junior level?

>> No.5750724

>>5750048
No. Fast food burgers usually have a square of something. Velveeta is garbage tier, I have had spoiled cheese better than velveeta.

>> No.5750729

>>5750724
So from fast food burgers you expect better than velveeta? Let me guess, you're a west coast type?

>> No.5750731
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5750731

>>5750720
Your post really doesn't deserve a response, (-If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice) but I have to say that it's incredibly juvenile.

>> No.5750749
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5750749

I HAVE COUPON BUY 1 GIT 1 FREE IM THERE.

>> No.5750750

>>5750731
That makes a lot of sense, so you're assrerting that some chink cheese is better than ours? GET THE FUCK OUT!

Go wear your Vans and try to sneak attack us again fucking' Jap pig.

>> No.5750755

>>5750749
http://www.goodsearch.com/papa-johns/coupons?open=3163864

>> No.5750761

>>5750749
Nice jimmy why not share that with the rest of the folk or are you completely fucking retarded?


When you find shit you share it with others... that's the point of a message board you fucking cunt retard.

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5750769

>>5750761
IT CAME IN MAIL HOW BOUT I SHARE MY FOOT WITH YOUR ASS?

>> No.5750791

>>5750769
Greedy bitch keeping that foot all to yourself!

CODES MOAR~

>> No.5750792

>>5750729
Everyone always says this to me: "it's McDonald's, what did you expect?" It's not that I EXPECT fast food to be good. I know fast food is shitty. I'm not acting all surprised that it was low quality or anything I'm just calling a spade a spade; fast food is garbage, I go in there expecting garbage and I get garbage. Saying OH BUT IT'S FAST FOOD doesn't make it not crap. I expect better cheese on my burgers than Velveeta so I go to real restaurants.

>> No.5750794

>>5750088
>Milk, Water, Whey, Milk Protein Concentrate, Milkfat, Whey Protein Concentrate, Sodium Phosphate, Contains 2% or less of: Salt, Calcium Phosphate, Lactic Acid, Sorbic Acid, Sodium Citrate, Sodium Alginate, Enzymes, Apocarotenal, Annatto, Cheese Culture

Looks like cheese enough to me.

>> No.5750807

>>5750792
Your point is what?

Just get some velvetta and some plain pizza and be done with it. It's not a federal case little fucker.

>> No.5750814

>>5750792
"everyone always says this"

Who the fuck is everyone you dumb sack of shit?

>> No.5750960

>>5750807
Velveeta is disgusting so I don't think I will

>> No.5750970

>>5750750
This is literally one of the most stupid, ignorant bait posts I've ever had the displeasure of reading. Lrn2shitpost, amateur.