/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5707662]

>but healthy food tastes bad

[Anonymous No.5707666]

>>5707662

[Anonymous No.5707667]

I DARE U TO TRY TO MAKE THIS SHIT TASTE GOOD

[Anonymous No.5707670]

>>5707666

lol

makes perfect sense when its laid out like that

[Anonymous No.5707674]

>>5707666
>>5707670
Thats also the areas with the highest concentration of Coloreds. So...

[Anonymous No.5707677]

it does if you're an idiot and/or can't cook because it seems like a lot of people think that the only "healthy" thing you can eat is goddamn chopped iceberg lettuce with fat free dressing, topped with a boneless skinless chicken breast that they probably overcooked by about 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.5707680]

>>5707674
When I connected through Memphis I was astounded at how fat everyone was

They were all like that. Black and white.

[Anonymous No.5707684]

>>5707680
great anecdotal evidence yankee

[Anonymous No.5707697]

>>5707684
>yankee

[Anonymous No.5707719]

>>5707666
>but muh food makes me happy

[Anonymous No.5707726]

>>5707667
wheat bran does taste good, anon. but you don't eat it by itself. it's more of an ingredient than a food

[Anonymous No.5707729]

>tfw I just had a smoothie with almond milk, cocoa powder, flax seed, and a frozen banana
>tasted like a chocolate milk shake

[Anonymous No.5707773]

>Water has no flavor, why would you drink it by itself

[Anonymous No.5707799]

10 bananas + juice or water
15 dates + water
BLEND THAT SHIT
DRINK THAT SHIT

[Anonymous No.5707800]

>>5707729
I-I... I understand YOU.

[Anonymous No.5707814]

this is what I do
>take my powerful coffee grinder than can handle stuff
>buzz some chia seeds and flax seeds (buy em whole at store)
>organic almond/soy/oat/hemp/cashew milk etc. either or.
>into the pot
>mix mix mix
>cinnamon
>cacao powder
>vanilla
>carob powder
>low heat mixing mix mix mix
>with a whisk
>whisk whisk whisk
>special pucci smooth chocolate pudding.

[Anonymous No.5707822]

>>5707814
that sounds fucking revolting

[Anonymous No.5707826]

>>5707799
>how to give yourself diabetes

[Anonymous No.5707828]

>>5707814

[Anonymous No.5707922]

>>5707667
bake it into a muffin faggot

[Anonymous No.5707937]

>>5707814
sounds good. do you eat it warm or cold?

[Anonymous No.5707939]

>>5707666
>highest concentration of nignogs

[Anonymous No.5707945]

>ftw your state is one of the most unhappy

#ferguson

[Anonymous No.5708202]

>>5707822
>>5707828
shill alert
>IT HAS NICE INGREDIENTS BETTER TRY TO BE AGAINST IT!

>>5707937
thanks anon, both, either or.

[Anonymous No.5708215]

>>5708202
>jumps on superfood bandwagons
>misuses buzzwords

[Anonymous No.5708522]

>>5707662
Yeah.
9/10 times it tastes better. Really like no comparison.

[Anonymous No.5708653]

>>5707662
List some foods that you think are healthy. The phrase "healthy food" is kind of misleading. Really there are no healthy or unhealthy foods, just healthy or unhealthy diets and eating habits. The greasiest, most calorific quadruple bacon cheeseburger would save your life if you were starving. In that sense, it is healthy. Eating that same calorie bomb twice every day for a month, however, would probably put you in the hospital. If something that you put in your mouth was truly bad for you, it could hardly be considered food at all (e.g. gravel, moth balls, gasoline).

[Anonymous No.5708664]

>>5708202
It sounds like a horrible combination. I'm all for eating healthy but that is just like raping a dessert for no reason

also you don't have any idea what shill means, please look it up

[Anonymous No.5708671]

>>5707826

>how to show people you don't know what diabetes is or how someone gets it

[Anonymous No.5709486]

>>5707729
no it didn't

[Anonymous No.5709502]

>>5707773
oh god, WOAT

[Anonymous No.5709835]

>I'm on a diet so I'll take a DIET coke

[Anonymous No.5710615]

>>5708664
>stop liking what I don't like!
>>5708215
anon there are no superfoods. superfoods are real food, everything else may be considered less than normal.

[Anonymous No.5711090]

>>5707666
>Ohio
>not top 10 Obese or Lazy but still top 10 Unhappy
>Ohio confirmed for perfectionist capital of USA

[Anonymous No.5711490]

>>5707677
iceberg isn't even one of the healthier lettuces
but I guess people who don't know much about food think it's the only lettuce that exists

[Anonymous No.5711523]

>i don't know how long to cook fish
>when are onions translucent?
>what is finely chopped? what is roughly chopped?
How do people exist? seriously?

[Anonymous No.5711612]

>>5707729
Sounds fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.5711620]

>>5711523
I don't know the first two.

[Anonymous No.5711629]

>>5711523
It's a shame that's censored because that girl is adorable.

[Anonymous No.5711710]

>>5711629
Charlotte Stokely.

[Anonymous No.5711723]

>>5708653
this

>>5707662
its about taste. It develops and gets skewed in certain directions depending on the persons main diet. If all they eat is sugar laden foods or heavy dairy and meat products all the time they will be unable to go near raw vegetable foods because their mind and body recognize it as foreign, which is a good chance of food poisoning or something like that, hence the aversion to 'healthy foods'.

[Anonymous No.5711759]

The more healthy food you eat (and the less unhealthy food you eat) the more you enjoy healthy food (and the less you enjoy unhealthy food). The taste scientists are winning you over right now because you're weak. You're too susceptible to their formulas, and you fall for them every time. Purge your fridge and pantry, get rid of all of your unhealthy food, and never buy it again. Eat only healthy food from that point on. It will be extremely difficult and disgusting at first, but after a few months you'll learn to like it, and after a year you'll never want to touch a bag of chips again.

>>5707773
Water tastes like life.

[Anonymous No.5711765]

>>5711629
>>5711710
She's... far from adorable.

[Anonymous No.5711786]

How much milled flax seed tea spoons is too much?

[Anonymous No.5711787]

>>5711786
Enough to amount to about 1/4 your total body weight.

[Anonymous No.5711796]

>>5711786
protip: if you are using more that a few teaspoons use something larger to measure with

[Anonymous No.5711887]

>>5708664
his recipe was literally
>Binder/thickening agent
>Medium/liquid
>Flavor
>Flavor
>Flavor
It's a fucking pudding recipe. If you ain't into the cocoa, cinnamon, vanilla, carob flavor combination then you can change the flavoring, but it's not an unusual recipe.
Unless you think your icecream is somehow more natural or better for you or not filled with algae derived bullshit, then I dunno man, you stupid.
>>5711759
You are an idiot. Healthy food is never necessarily disgusting. 'Unhealthy' food is also not necessarily a bad thing. Me and my girlfriend will eat a bag of chips and a dip between us when we watch a movie maybe once a fortnight. It's a reward and a rare pleasure for us. And rewarding yourself with little treats for being a good human being is a pretty good way of keeping doing that.
I have a weakness though. Like 9/10 times I'm good, keep up my training, eat healthy, fuck strong and long, but that fucking KFC hot and spicy recipe...
It's awful, it makes me feel like shit, but damn those food scientists have me twisted around their little finger.

[Anonymous No.5711940]

>>5707662
>Vanilla has no flavor
Alternatively
>Vanilla tastes like milk

[Anonymous No.5711964]

>>5707674
>>5707939
>m-m-muh negroes ;_;

One march wasn't enough.

[Anonymous No.5711966]

>>5711964
>he thinks the civil war was about slavery

[Anonymous No.5711995]

>>5711966
Welcome

[Anonymous No.5712000]

>>5711995
wow a made up image, great! go take a us history course then we'll talk

[Anonymous No.5712005]

>>5712000
I've taken several in university.
That's why I know you're full of shit.

[Anonymous No.5712007]

>>5711995
But a tomato is a fruit.

[Anonymous No.5712009]

>>5711995
>>5712000
maybe it was partly about slavery
all those new democrat voters

[Anonymous No.5712010]

>>5712000
If you've taken a history course then, you'll know that it's pretty fucking disingenuous to say
>the civil war had nothing to do with slavery
>>5712007
it's a meaningless distinction. In botany there are a fucking thousand 'vegetables' that are technically fruits. In cuisine, tomato is a vegetable, and it's useless to call it a fruit in the greatest number of cases.

[Anonymous No.5712023]

>>5711966
my internet is awful so you can scroll through it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY9zHNOjGrs

[Anonymous No.5712029]

>>5712005
really? in what ways was the civil war mainly about slavery?

why dont you check the bottom quote in the pic and then add to that the fact that at its peak only 1.6% of people in the US owned slaves and that the emancipation proclamation ONLY freed slaves in places in CSA that the USA had taken and did not free any existing slaves in the north.

>in university
oh youre a brit, that explains it

[Anonymous No.5712033]

>describe healthy food to someone
>"oh, but I like to add ____ and ____ and _____ too, just a little bit won't hurt"
>but that kind of detracts from the healthiness of the food, don't you think?
>"it's fine to eat ____ and _____ and _____ in moderation, you don't have to be a damn MONK"

Motherfucker, it ain't moderation when you eat it every day with every meal. Why can't people just eat simple food? Most things taste good enough as they are. The point of ditching junk food for healthy food isn't to turn the healthy food into more junk food.

[Anonymous No.5712034]

>>5712029
not a brit.
just hang out too often on this website and pick up weird slang...

[Anonymous No.5712083]

>>5712033
Hardly anyone ears the shit you didn't even name everyday moron.

[Anonymous No.5712102]

>>5712034
you mean correct terminology?

[Anonymous No.5712115]

>start cooking
>hell ya! this is going to be delicious and I'm going to eat even healthier
>now just to get some recipes
>"add one kilo butter, to a liter or heavy cream
>mix in sugar and cream cheese
>then proceed to fry until forms one solid mass
>serves half a person"

[Anonymous No.5712123]

>>5712010
>nothing to do with slavery
>Mississippi
>declaration of secession
>Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery — the greatest material interest of the world … a blow at slavery is a blow at commerce and civilization.

[Anonymous No.5712125]

>>5711765
She's adorable in the desperate junkie that'll do anything for another hit sort of way.

[Anonymous No.5712126]

>>5707799
>Tons of carbs translating to calories
>Healthy

You are part of the problem. Dear God, mixing up bananas with juice? You could pig out at McDonald's for that caloric price.

[Anonymous No.5712151]

>>5707799
>drinking sugar, so you don't let your saliva start the digestion process
>healthy

There's a reason juices are terrible, sugar needs to stay in your mouth a little while.

[Anonymous No.5712160]

>>5712151
troll

[Anonymous No.5712181]

>>5707684
> TFW Yankee raised by Southern family in Ohio
> I will never be a true Tennessee native

[Anonymous No.5712969]

>>5707662
SHILL DERAIL DETECTED