/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5707449]

Anyone else sweat uncontrollably when eating hot and spicy food?

I love it

[Anonymous No.5707469]

that and me nose dribbles like a serene brook.
when i am spicy food, i am at peace with the world.

[Anonymous No.5707478]

>>5707469
do you even english?

[Anonymous No.5707479]

>>5707469
Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

If it isn't clearing your sinuses out it isn't spicy enough.

[Anonymous No.5707487]

>>5707478
shhhh, just spicy.
become one with me.

[Anonymous No.5707488]

>>5707449
no but that pic is making me crave wings so much that i am sweating uncontrollably

[Anonymous No.5707500]

I sweat when eating all hot food, spicy or temperature. Although I sweat when sitting around all the time because I'm a horrible alcoholic.

>>5707469

I hate getting a runny nose because I go through napkins like crazy.

[Hindustani No.5707532]

>>5707449
Indian here, from the region that eats the spiciest food actually.
I have probably have damaged taste or some shit, because even stuff that I don't find spicy makes sweat pour down my face.

[Anonymous No.5709228]

>>5707449
I like it when it hurts when you eat it, like, painful enough that it's not really food anymore.

[Anonymous No.5709265]

I love that shit, but the tiniest hint of spice makes me hiccup like crazy
what do?

[Anonymous No.5709267]

I hate sweating.

[Anonymous No.5709482]

I don't know why but I too love it when food is painfully spicy. If only it didn't burn as much on the way out...

[Anonymous No.5709551]

>>5709482

Get a douchette attachment for your toilet and wash your dirt pipe out with cold water after a spice-poop.

[Anonymous No.5709568]

Yeah, I sweat a lot on my nose. My Dad has it even worse; he's bald and he literally has to wipe his head off every couple of minutes whenever eating spicy food

[Anonymous No.5709789]

>>5707487
lol

I fukkin love thai food turnt all the way up. the waitresses giggle at me while I struggle thru it but dont care bcuz heaven

[Anonymous No.5709809]

>>5709551

Cold water up your cavity is a shock like trying to go in a cold swimming pool.

[Anonymous No.5709821]

>>5709809
heterosexuals detected

[Anonymous No.5710424]

>>5709551
i prefer hot water. just run the sink for a minute until hot, get some toilet paper under the faucet for a second, enjoy

[Anonymous No.5710431]

>>5710424
>enjoy
picking thousands of pieces of wet toilet paper out of your crack. Sorry, part of sentence got cut off.

[Anonymous No.5710446]

>>5710431
why would it get stuck in your crack? havent been wiping long, have we?

[Anonymous No.5710461]

>>5710446
I was just kidding, but it does fall apart fast if it's too wet. With the amount of alcohol I've been drinking, I'm a professional wiper now.

[Anonymous No.5710473]

>>5710461
I always hop in the shower after I wipe, just to make sure its all clean.

First world probs, I know.

It also makes it way easier for my girlfriend to give me a rimjob

[Anonymous No.5710478]

>>5710473
de-ge-ne-ra-cy

[Anonymous No.5710479]

>>5710461
that's what i indicated "for a second"

[Anonymous No.5710534]

>>5710473
>girlfriend

Everyone knows girls don't give rimjobs outside of porn.

[Anonymous No.5710565]

>>5710478

bitter virgin detected

[Anonymous No.5710582]

no, but i barely sweat when i run 3 miles. i'm a very dry person

[Anonymous No.5710591]

>>5710534
I wish she didn't.
Now I think of it all the time and doubt anyone would do it again

[Anonymous No.5710618]

>>5707449

Me too. But I find it embarrassing when I am with a girl.

[Anonymous No.5710653]

I don't sweat, but I cry. Spicy foods are my favorite and I eat them over anything else at every chance, but I can never eat in public because I don't want people to see me crying like a little girl while I enjoy my meal.

[Anonymous No.5710662]

When I leave my favorite thai place I always come out looking like I just fucked everyone on staff. I'm all sweaty, clothes disheveled, eyes unfocused- it's great.