/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5667708]

I'm eating an entire package of tofu for dinner

How long before I achieve trap mode aesthetics?

[Anonymous No.5667712]

>>5667708
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.5667750]

>>5667708
Acquire firm tofu
wrap in paper towel
place your nice, heavy tofu book on top of the tofu to press it. I use a bible (god bless)
come back later, maybe even tomorrow
remove book and paper towel, slice tofu thin, salt and pepper it

You too can look like a ladyboy.

[Anonymous No.5667756]

How can people even eat something that has absolutely no flavor whatsoever?

[Anonymous No.5667764]

Because it really has a flavour, albeit a mild one.

[Anonymous No.5667775]

>>5667756
897dayssinceprocessedfood.jpg

[Anonymous No.5667816]

>>5667708
According to /fit/, about 12 hours. You better eat some OATZ and do your SS+GOMAD after you eat your bitch-tofu.

[Anonymous No.5667965]

>>5667708
The only trap that matters is the trap in your head, even a bear can become trap mode if he has the right mindset.

Or just whore yourself for titty skittles like the slut you are.

[Anonymous No.5667969]

>>5667756

1. Fry it in ghee, searing all sides, until the whole thing is a dark golden brown all around
2. Remove from heat
3. Slice and eat with aioli

om nom nom

[Anonymous No.5668003]

>>5667969
>Frying something horrible in butter and covering it in mayo makes it taste better.
Genius!

[Anonymous No.5668021]

>>5668003

Hey, it has protein.

I regularly deep-fry steak in coconut oil and melt cheese over bacon, I don't give a fuck.

Pic related, microwaved curry powder/wheat gluten/egg

[Anonymous No.5668025]

>>5668021

[Anonymous No.5668029]

>>5668025

> implying you use effort or health-consciousness for everything you cook

[Anonymous No.5668043]

>>5668029
>implying the picture I posted wasn't referencing the antichrist in your microwave and not your 12 year old palate

[Anonymous No.5668045]

>>5668021
>>5668043
Clean your damn microwave. It is a cooking object like any other, wash it and keep it clean.

And do your dishes every night you barbarian. Holy fuck.
1/10 would not bang.

[Anonymous No.5668046]

>>5668043

It wasn't as bad as it looked. Gluten is pretty versatile.

[Anonymous No.5668056]

>>5668021
that's not a thing

[Anonymous No.5668058]

>>5668046
There's a reason why the slants call it satan

[Anonymous No.5668061]

>>5668045

I do the dishes whenever the sink starts to smell sort of toilet-y or I get brown mold on the dishes.

I'm down to only one plate and fork/knife so I wipe them off with a paper towel once a day to remove the goo.

And the microwave is clean enough, I just cleaned it last month. It's not like being a little dirty impairs its functionality.

[Anonymous No.5668087]

>>5668061
Here's a good tip:

Eat out of the pan (stainless steel)
Saves on a whole plate.

[Anonymous No.5668092]

>>5668087

I have a stainless steel pan, but I made fish in it a couple months ago and its in the bottom of my sink, can't be bothered to get it out/clean it.

[Anonymous No.5668433]

>>5667756
plain tofu has a flavor.

[Anonymous No.5668468]

>>5667708

It'll only have an effect if you do that every night. You'd be better off getting some puera mirifica pills and they don't have a huge effect either.

You need estrogen pills if you want a serious effect.

[Anonymous No.5668476]

>>5668021
>I regularly deep-fry steak in coconut oil and melt cheese over bacon, I don't give a fuck.

Wow...

[Anonymous No.5668694]

>>5667708
No silken tofu?
No way!

[Anonymous No.5668696]

>>5667708
Is tofu your only way you can obtain "estrogen" or are you asking in a humerous manner whether tofu will effect you negatively?

[Anonymous No.5668809]

>>5668061

[Anonymous No.5669960]

>>5668021

aside from too much saturated fat in that particular meal there's probably nothing wrong with that

just don't stack it with carbs and you'll be fine