/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5642222]

Burger thread? Burger thread.

[Anonymous No.5642230]

i don't even think i'd eat that

patty too large
why's there cabbage on it
sausage patty? that's a breakfast sandwich, not a burger

[Anonymous No.5642238]

that looks great

curious about the grilled pineapple butter

[Anonymous No.5642249]

I'm so sick of avocado on sandwiches and in burritos. I love eating it plain, I love guac, but avocado does just not belong with meat.

[Anonymous No.5642253]

>Hipster: the burger

Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.5642254]

>>5642249

Agreed. I wish this new avocado thing would go away. It's even worse than the new sushi. The genuine tah-keh-rrrria that I tweeted about last weekend doesn't have it, and there are real authentic brown people there. That's Real Mexican, which you've probably never heard of. My genuine real mexican food experience from The Barrio proves that avocado isn't Meant To Go with meat. It must be all the chipotle viral shills.

[Anonymous No.5642352]

I don't understand why people make burgers that are too large to fit comfortably into a mouth.

[Anonymous No.5643177]

>muh bearnaise burger

[Anonymous No.5643506]

>>5643177
woah that looks good, what's the sauce?

[Anonymous No.5643514]

>>5643506
bearnaise you dumb motherfucker!!

[Anonymous No.5643542]

>>5643514
>bearnaise

I've never heard of that, my bad

[Anonymous No.5643555]

I just made burgers for dinner

Costco frozen beef patties and white bread buns with sliced velveeta cheese

come at me

[Anonymous No.5643561]

>>5642222
might aswell post some

[Anonymous No.5643567]

>>5642222

[Anonymous No.5643584]

>>5642222

[Anonymous No.5643589]

Post moar burgers

[Anonymous No.5643597]

>>5643589
no

[Anonymous No.5643602]

>>5643597
M-more please

[Anonymous No.5643607]

>>5643597
that does not look appealing.

[Anonymous No.5643612]

>>5643602
okay

but if anyone was wondering >>5643597 is a turkey burger topped with deep fried stuffing, gravy and cranberry sauce.

[Anonymous No.5643616]

>>5643612
what the fuck is wrong with her fingers

[Anonymous No.5643624]

>>5643612
yiss perfection
just remove that tomato

[Anonymous No.5643627]

>>5643616
that's spooky.

[Anonymous No.5644231]

>>5643584
Oh you dirty bitch

[Anonymous No.5644258]

Filename.

[Anonymous No.5644269]

>>5643624
hugh wot m8

[Anonymous No.5644284]

>>5644258
I must admit that I only get them maybe twice a year, but when I do there's nothing better. I know they're shit but when I want one, you could stick the highest-grade, meticulously prepared burger in front of me -- hell, cover it in top-grade caviar -- and I'll still want nothing else but that shitty, warmish McDonald's cheeseburger.

[Anonymous No.5644368]

Here's a burger I made last night.
Sesame seed bun -toasted, spicy mayo, tomato, pickles, sprouts, lettuce, fried egg (over medium), meat patty, red onions, and jalapenos. The only thing wish I had done differently was to put the egg underneath the patty. Ah well....it was delicious nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.5644399]

>>5644368
>iceburg lettuce

Disgusting

[Anonymous No.5644417]

>>5644399
Id eat it bar the mayo and tomatoes

[Anonymous No.5644421]

>>5642222

[Anonymous No.5644428]

>>5643567
thats just reckless. when you need a fork and knife for a burger youv gone full tard

[Anonymous No.5644440]

>>5643584
>>5643567
>>5643561
american/10

[Anonymous No.5644451]

>>5644440
I'm not American,but this is a thread about burger's fuck being healthy.

[Anonymous No.5644455]

>>5644428
Not if you eat it like corn on the cob, sideways

[Anonymous No.5644458]

LBS Burgers in Las Vegas. It's in a hotel called Red Rock which isn't on the strip, but the burgers there are hella good and probably some of the best I've had.

[Anonymous No.5644468]

>>5644458
>mfw I did a google and found out it FUCKING CLOSED DOWN
What the actual fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.5644530]

>>5642222

This is a sandwich, not a burger.

[Anonymous No.5644533]

>>5644530
A burger is a sandwich, dipshit. You're worse than those "meatloaf sandwich" faggots in every thread about burger seasoning.

[Anonymous No.5644538]

>>5642254

Uh, guac has been a thing forever. It does indeed go very well with grilled meat.

[Anonymous No.5644543]

I swear to hell if any of you faggots post Five Guys or In n Out and call that fast food shit a "real burger" I will murder you.

People who seriously think that shit is a real burger have never eating an actual, real, 5 star burger. Five Guys especially is greasy, repulsive shit.

[Anonymous No.5644545]

>>5644533

A burger is a sandwich is indeed a sandwich, but a sandwich is not a burger.

A hamburger BY DEFINITON is a sandwich with a ground meat patty.

[Anonymous No.5644549]

>>5644368

I hate eggs on my burgers. In general don't like putting too much friend shit on a burger, makes it too bleh.

[Anonymous No.5644550]

>>5644545
>A burger is a sandwich is indeed a sandwich
Milhouse is not a meme is a meme

[Anonymous No.5644560]

>>5644543
Post a burger you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.5644564]

>>5644543
its not fast food its casual dining

[Anonymous No.5644577]

>>5644545
Maybe a hamburger is a burger with beef, but not all burgers are hamburgers.

[Anonymous No.5644590]

>>5644399
Blah blah blah, sometimes you just have to use what's available. I'd rather use iceberg than have no lettuce at all.

[Anonymous No.5644604]

>>5644368
And here's another burger I made tonight with the leftover beef and buns. This one is much more simplistic. Toasted sesame seed bun, mayo, mustard, pickles, beef patty, sharp cheddar. Delicious.

[Anonymous No.5644620]

[Anonymous No.5644622]

Made an excellent burger on the 4th. I seasoned with salt and pepper, paprika, cayenne, chipotle, and garlic powder. Around 1/2 pound, grilled medium (gas grill smh), topped with pepper colby jack, grilled red pepper and sun-dried tomato aioli on homemade buns (thank you based chef john)

Fave burg ever.

[Anonymous No.5644624]

>>5644620
Get rid of the roe,
Change the sardine aioli to anchovy-based green goddess spread,
And THEN I'd eat it.

[Anonymous No.5644626]

where are these pics from? pretty much every single burger in the thread looks like shit

[Anonymous No.5644627]

>>5644626
Post your own burger, then, fuckface.

[Anonymous No.5644630]

>>5644626
You post one of your burgers then faggot.

[Anonymous No.5644667]

yo guys seriously not viral or anything, but I'm high as fuck and saw the commercial and daaaamn. This is gonna shake up the burger eating community, you know? Fucking jalapeno straws.

[Anonymous No.5644683]

>>5644667
Only hardees by me is 15 minutes away. Are you sure this isn't just a carl's jr thing? I don't want to drive all that way to be disappointed

[Anonymous No.5644688]

>>5644667
Shit, and that's on top of fucking /smoked brisket/.

What the fuck is Carl's Jr. doing? Are they trying to taunt me? Are they daring me? Who the fuck do they think they are? My god, where is the line drawn?

[Anonymous No.5644794]

>>5644258

[Anonymous No.5644801]

>>5644667
Shit we don't have Carl's jr. or Hardees or whatever here.

[Anonymous No.5644812]

>>5644421
I had this for dinner tonight!

[Anonymous No.5644851]

you faggots talking about avocado being new is so fucking retarded looollll

[Anonymous No.5645118]

>>5644604

>This one is much more simplistic.

simple. you mean fucking simple.

[Anonymous No.5645131]

>>5644620

[Anonymous No.5645133]

now i want to make burgers.

[Anonymous No.5645136]

>>5644538

Holy shit this is the most hipster post I have ever seen. Guac may have been a thing in obscure mexican villages but not for normal white people. I have never seen guacamole in 20+ years on this earth and at three different major midwestern universities, not once until subway started shoving it down our throats with their marketing.

You are making things up just to prove a weak point.

[Anonymous No.5645149]

>tfw you will never eat expensive, fancy, non-mcdonalds burger

[Anonymous No.5645154]

Fuck you /ck/ burgers are delicious

[Anonymous No.5645158]

>>5645149
I know that feel, bro. There's always home-made burgers, but it's just not the same.

[Anonymous No.5645168]

>>5645136
>obscure mexican villages

not that guy but i grew up in small town australia, guacomole has been a thing for as long as i can remember. it was huge in the 90s

[Anonymous No.5645171]

new burger joint opened in the mail

fries where shit burger was good

[Anonymous No.5645174]

>>5645136

>I have never seen guacamole in 20+ years on this earth and at three different major midwestern universities, not once

why is the midwest such a shithole? truly the worst part of the USA.

[Anonymous No.5645759]

>>5645174
...and such

[Anonymous No.5645769]

>>5645118
I mean what the fuck I mean.
That burger was simplistic, not simple. Simplistic means "overly simple" (one of the definitions of that adjective). That burger was overly simple, a simple burger would have had lettuce, tomato, and onion on it as well, and no cheese. That burger was simplistic because it was overly simple, using just bun, meat, cheese, and pickles. I MEANT WHAT I WROTE.

[Anonymous No.5645774]

>>5645769
It wasn't the right choice of words. I have an MA in comparative lit.

[Anonymous No.5645775]

>>5645171
>tfw there's no burger joint in my mail
Sucks being on the rural route

[Anonymous No.5645776]

It's not a hamburger unless it's a Spam burger!!

[Anonymous No.5645780]

>>5645776
My favorite sandwich and that one looks perfect too

[Anonymous No.5645783]

>>5644620

[Anonymous No.5645785]

I'm making buffalo burgers tonight, first time. Any tips on how I should season?

[Anonymous No.5645789]

>>5645174
>midwest worse than the south

[Anonymous No.5645790]

>>5645774
Sure you do.
Besides that, I wouldn't start trying to throw around your perceived accreditation, because I can out do you.
It was the right choice of words, because I was the one choosing the words, and it perfectly expressed my feelings in the correct manner. Just like writing "Fuck off, you stupid twat" perfectly expresses my feelings now.

[Anonymous No.5645826]

>>5645174
It isn't, the shithole is caused by your existence anon.

[Anonymous No.5645837]

>>5644620
2patrish4me

[Anonymous No.5645911]

>>5645769

no you don't. you've failed to engage with the meaning of the word. your burger is simple. it is not made out to be simpler than it actually is, it is factually a simple burger.

[Anonymous No.5645926]

>>5645790

>it perfectly expressed my feelings in the correct manner.

no it didn't. was the original burger simplistic? is your burger 'much' more simplistic? no. neither of the burgers are simplistic. the original burger is relatively complex, but the second burger, while being simpler, is not simplistic. to be simplistic you have to simplify a complex issue to the point where you're misrepresenting its nature. that is what simplistic means. taking the lettuce out of a burger is not being simplistic.

[Anonymous No.5645948]

>>5644545
Shut up autist

[Anonymous No.5645955]

>>5644543
Shut up faggot. Five Guys and in n out is mad good. Stop being a mad ass bitch nigga

[Anonymous No.5645957]

>>5644620
Nigga that shit ain't a burger

[Anonymous No.5645966]

>>5645136
Are you from some 3rd world shithole? Guac is literally everywhere and everyone eats it. Your post is a troll post

[Anonymous No.5645987]

>>5645136
>midwestern

aka culinary wasteland

there you go

[Anonymous No.5646007]

>>5645926
>to be simplistic you have to simplify a complex issue to the point where you're misrepresenting its nature.

Nigger, you do realize there's more than one definition of simplistic, don't you? This is true of many words. You might want to get a refund on that supposed degree.
You also might want to become educated on burgers. At any rate, GTFO.

[Anonymous No.5646010]

>>5645911
>it's not made out to be simpler than it actually is

How would you know?

[Anonymous No.5646032]

>>5646007

>Nigger, you do realize there's more than one definition of simplistic, don't you?

none of which fit readily in the sentence we're talking about.

[Anonymous No.5646055]

>>5646032
It absolutely does.

Also,
>trying to appear grammatically superior on 4chan
You must be under 25. You really don't have anything better to do, do you?

[Anonymous No.5646069]

>>5646055

also,

>trying to aggrandise yourself as a more mature, industrious person while reaching pathetically to field every small criticism that comes your way

[Anonymous No.5646075]

>>5643616
She wears an onyx stone ring on the side of her middle finger. Only explanation

[Anonymous No.5646081]

>>5644368
I hate eggs on my burger, the taste of the egg simply destroys the patty.

[Anonymous No.5646085]

[Anonymous No.5646115]

>ruining your burger with shit that disrupts the warmth or texture of the hamburger

why not just eat something else

[Anonymous No.5646131]

>>5646069
Nice projection there, fuckwit. You were the first one to try and one-up someone on a fucking anonymous image board. You can't backtrack out of that.

[Anonymous No.5646133]

>>5646081
Pleb.

[Anonymous No.5646135]

>>5646131

i'm not trying to. but good job invoking 'projection', the freudian equivalent of 'i know you are but what am i'. really furthers your cause.

[Anonymous No.5646168]

>>5646135
Oh, are we an expert on Freudian theory now? DO TELL.
>implying I need to further my cause
I've already said fuck off, that's all the "furthering of my cause" needed. I receive my needed validations from real life, thanks.

And to get back to the point of the thread, unlike some guttersnipes here, here's a pic of another burger I've enjoyed in the past.

[Anonymous No.5646172]

>>5645136
I'm in TX and I've been eating it since I was a toddler, so like 26ish years and it was around long before that. I don't even consider the shit at subway guac, it's more like some kind of weird processed avocado based spread.

I'm curious what the next food that's been around 100 years will be labeled a hipster fad by the internet.

[Anonymous No.5646215]

>>5646172
Another Texan here, I've been eating guac on burgers and tacos and such my whole life (which is 29 years at this point). Just because you live in some midwestern shithole with bland food where new things only come along a fucking century late doesn't mean they';re hipster food fads in any other part of the country save for your bumfuck flyover nowhere.
Bet you've never even had green sauce, fucking pleb lel.
Stay mad middle america.

[Anonymous No.5646222]

>>5644543
>Five Guys
Talk about hipster overrated only like it because everyone else says to bullshit.

FUCK FAG GUYS.

Fucking wataburger is better.
Hell Burger king is better.

[Anonymous No.5646224]

>>5646215
Err this post is somewhat convoluted. Whole middle america hipster fag thing was obviously aimed at >>5645136

[Anonymous No.5646226]

>>5646222
Agreed, Five Guys is pretty bland and generic. Not bad, but there's nothing particularly good or special about it, except for the hype. I'd take Hardee's or Whataburger over Five Guys most days.

[Anonymous No.5646227]

>>5646222

>FAG GUYS

Oh god, that was painful.

[Anonymous No.5646231]

>>5646215
>>5646172
>>5645168
>>5645174
>>5645966
>>5645987

you are being trolled.

>>5646168

>Oh, are we an expert on Freudian theory now? DO TELL.

so is the guy bandying about psych terms like high-school slang the tryhard, or is the one mocking him for it? i feel pretty confident in the answer to this one.

>I've already said fuck off, that's all the "furthering of my cause" needed.

you've said a lot more than fuck off, and it's been consistently limp.

[Anonymous No.5646267]

Need moar burgerz nao!

[Anonymous No.5646296]

>>5646231
>it's been consistently limp

Like your penis, amirite?

[Anonymous No.5646304]

>>5646296

thanks for the concession, it's appreciated.

[Anonymous No.5646311]

>>5646231
You do realize that not one single person can ultimately justify themselves here, not even you, right? A bunch of dick-waving faggots (including yourself) with sub-par educations arguing on /ck/ isn't something to be taken seriously.

Also, burger.

[Anonymous No.5646313]

>>5646304
Pay attention closely, children, this is what people with severe self-esteem issues looks like.

[Anonymous No.5646317]

>>5646311
>sub-par educations

Compared to whom?

I am sure you would see the same type of behaviors on western European and east Asian boards with teens and 20 something faggots posting and running their mouths.

[Anonymous No.5646337]

>>5646311
>>5646313

it's amusing that the act of calling you out on a linguistic pet peeve of mine has led you to this point. that's all. i don't think i'm terribly smart, but i'm still happy with my small contribution to the global population of irate idiots.

[Anonymous No.5646415]

>>5645926
This man is correct
>>5646007
This man probably learned English (his first and only language) from TV and uses a thesaurus to post on the internet to seem smart

[Anonymous No.5646416]

>>5646337
>implying I'm mad
I've already told you numerous times IDGAF, you are the only one here who gives two shits about this ridiculous subject. The fact that you had to nitpick a word (which was used correctly) and call it "a linguistic pet peeve" is much more telling about you. So is the fact that you blatantly ignore anything that doesn't further your own self-aggrandizement. You're a lazy, self absorbed faggot, who has to get his rocks off by trying (and failing) to seem superior to people on an anonymous board. You need to get out more.

[Anonymous No.5646420]

>>5646415
Hahahaha....no. But nice try, samefag.

[Anonymous No.5646428]

made this like a week ago

[Anonymous No.5646430]

>>5646428

[Anonymous No.5646495]

>>5646416

>I've already told you numerous times IDGAF

you have, haven't you. well the desperate denial makes things all the sweeter, so again, thank you.

[Anonymous No.5646498]

>>5642222

always mit da chokes
always mit da chokes

get away funny man

[Anonymous No.5646507]

>>5646172
holy fuck that burger looks good

[Anonymous No.5646520]

>>5646495

[Anonymous No.5646526]

>>5646420
>implying

The only posts I've made in this thread were about guacamole, short bus

[Anonymous No.5646548]

>>5646526
Yeah, so you're a faggot as well.

[Anonymous No.5646566]

>>5646548

When everyone is an asshole to you, that may be a sign that you're the asshole. Ever consider that?

[Anonymous No.5646574]

>>5646566
>says the asshole

Really, I don't give a shit. I honestly don't care what people on 4chan think about me. It doesn't matter a bit. This isn't real life, and the whole place is rife with trolls and bait threads. Anyone who gets their self esteem from posting on 4chan needs to seriously rethink their life. It's one thing to post actual information, recipes, photos, gifs, etc here; its another thing to use it as springboard for your ego-stroking needs.

[Anonymous No.5646577]

>>5646566
>says the asshole

Really, I don't give a shit. I honestly don't care what people on 4chan think about me. It doesn't matter a bit. This isn't real life, and the whole place is rife with trolls and bait threads. Anyone who gets their self esteem from posting on 4chan needs to seriously rethink their life. It's one thing to post actual information, recipes, photos, gifs, etc here; its another thing to use it as springboard for your ego-stroking needs.

Also, burger.

[Anonymous No.5646581]

>>5646574

>i don't care
>i don't give a fuck
>i honestly don't care
>you're a faggot
>i don't give a shit
>you have a small penis
>i couldn't care less
>shut up
>no fucks are given
>you're stupid

[Anonymous No.5646583]

>>5646574

I'm not really getting that self esteem pep talk came from, are you trying to convince yourself of something? Are you the same poster who was >implying about his e-peen credentials about 15 posts ago, or am I getting people mixed up? Because it seems to be you.

This thread is awesome, btw.

[Anonymous No.5646584]

>>5646574
>>5646577
HAHAHA, I thought I caught it in time to add a relevant image. Oh well.....

[Anonymous No.5646617]

>>5646583
Okay....sigh...I'll spell it out for you. People who come here and get all worked up over things like other people's grammar, choice of language, semantics, and other things like country of origin, race, creed, and all sorts of other petty bullshit, are just looking to make themselves feel better because they are lacking something in their own lives or lack self esteem. Everyone blows off steam here occasionally and acts like ridiculous ass, but these long argumentative posts that are seemingly never ending are just fucking tiresome and worthless, and there's no end game to it. It does not matter. To anyone. Now, this is getting really tiresome, so can we get back to posting burgers, or do you feel the need to call me an asshole some more? Because if anyone is expecting me to suddenly reverse my decision on my choice of vocabulary, you are barking up the wrong tree, you might want to find someone else to start an internet fight with.

Burger.

[Anonymous No.5646624]

>>5646617

asshole some more

[Anonymous No.5646633]

>>5646617

More naval gazing by the guy who is ostensibly attempting to show why he's too good to get worked up about what people think.

You really need to go outside.

[Anonymous No.5646638]

>>5646633
0/10
>you need to go outside
Says the guy sitting on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.5646644]

>>5646633

>More naval gazing by the guy

navel gazing. you mean fucking navel gazing.

[Anonymous No.5646646]

>>5646638

I just got home about a half hour ago. You've been arguing passionately about this since 2 in the afternoon my time.

Go outside.

[Anonymous No.5646652]

>>5646644

You know there is more than one definition of naval?

[Anonymous No.5646654]

>>5646644
No I don't.

[Anonymous No.5646656]

>>5644620
O-oh my, you're a dirty girl...

[Anonymous No.5646662]

>>5643612
>>5644368
>>5646172
>>5646617
These are what burgers are supposed to look like. In-N-Out and Five Guys fags take notice.

[Anonymous No.5646665]

>>5642222
>>5644620
No... just... no. Wh-why would anyone? What drives a man to..? Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.5646667]

>>5646665

problem?

[Anonymous No.5646678]

>>5646646
No. I won't go outside. What are you going to do about it, faggot? Just proselytize some more? I "go outside" more than enough as it is, if I choose to relax for awhile and do nothing but sit here and watch you fags having a fart attack, that's my choice. Mind your own business.

[Anonymous No.5646682]

>>5646662
>go to Anon's roadside burger hut
>only two choices
>Fuck-u FAG GUYS burger; $5.98+tax
>iHATEu In-N-Out burger; $7.32+tax
>Get them both, one for me and one for my bf (Anon's burger shack is in the gay district)
>Anon wheels them out
>fucking 15-story tall burger
>tall-ass burger on tall-ass buns
>No amount of dick sucking would have prepared my mouth for this
>It just simply won't fit
>"YEAH TAKE NOTICE" Anon says before closing his burger stand for the day, hitching it to his Geo Metro, and scooting away
>my bf cries after he realizes we don't have ladder
>I try to console him as we both starve to death

[Anonymous No.5646683]

>>5646667
The first one, I can grudgingly kind of understand, but... the second one at least is no burger. And it's an abomination at that. I would refuse to take a bite, even though I like each of the components.

inb4 u just lack a sophisticated pallet to understand this shit

[Anonymous No.5646686]

>>5646683

it's not a burger, you're right, and it is kind of retardedly excessive, but it looks good.

[Anonymous No.5646688]

>>5646686
Idk, the roe is really throwing me off there. It brings the taste to my mouth and makes the burger look very unattractive. Especially with the added aioli. There's just too much going on there.

[Anonymous No.5646696]

>>5646678
> I "go outside" more than enough as it is,

That seems unlikely given how much of your self esteem seems to be riding on whether you chose the right word from the thesaurus to describe your home made burger.

[Anonymous No.5646709]

>>5646696
But your post is entirely untrue, and you've tried hard to turn what I've already posted regarding you and the other fags back on to me, but unfortunately, that won't work, as it's such an obvious and low-brow ploy. I'm perfectly fine with my choice of words, it's the other people having a fart attack over it. There's nothing "riding" on my choice at all, unless you mean your (and the other fags) self worth.
Not to mention, you couldn't possible know how often I'm outside, but suffice it to say I'm guessing it's certainly more often than you.

[Anonymous No.5646714]

>>5644399
Iceburg lettuce has a great crunch to it.

[Anonymous No.5646748]

>>5646709
>I'm guessing it's more than

Is that kind of like how you're guessing you're better educated, more attractive, wealthier, and better at sports than everyone here?

Go outside, get a little dose of the meatspace. Hanging all day on a troll website trying to win grammar arguments isn't doing your grasp of reality any good.

[Anonymous No.5646753]

>>5646748
>implying I'm trying to win anything
>reading things into my posts that aren't there
>thinking you know what's best for a total stranger

Yep, you definitely have issues. Like I said before, mind your own business, I'm doing just fine.

[Anonymous No.5646754]

>>5646748
You two are still going? Get a room.

[Anonymous No.5646771]

>>5646754
Hey, I'm still posting burgers, aren't I? Here's another.

[Anonymous No.5646785]

>>5646771
Now that I look at that, I'm not loving the unmelted slice of what looks to be smoked gouda on there. That cheese needs to be melted.

[Anonymous No.5646807]

[Anonymous No.5646842]

http://www.cheeseandburger.com/

unbeaten to this day as a source of burgers

[Anonymous No.5646849]

I'm fasting today, and I just found out there's a Checkers aka Rally's about 20 minutes from where I live.

And I FUCKING LOVE Rally's.

Going tomorrow obviously, but I'm feeling da pain.

[Anonymous No.5646852]

[Anonymous No.5646864]

[Anonymous No.5646872]

>>5642222
Dem quaddies....

[Anonymous No.5646873]

>>5646864
gross, it'd be wet and sloppy but just cool jalapenos. All slimy and shit, fuck that.

[Anonymous No.5646882]

>the burger feels.....

[Anonymous No.5646885]

THE FLEURBURGER 5000

Cost: $5000
Where it came from: Fleur

What it is: No city does over-the-top quite like Las Vegas, home to the The Fleurburger 5000, which is America’s (and the world’s) most expensive burger. Priced at a wallet-busting $5,000, the decadent Kobe beef burger comes loaded with foie gras and black truffles, and its is encased in a truffle-infused brioche bun. When you order the Fleurburger, you automatically receive a bottle of Chateu Petrus 1995, which the restaurant has listed at $5,300—so, technically, you’re getting the burger for free. You get to sip the wine out of a Ichendorf Brunello glass, which you’re allowed to keep for bragging purposes. You know, just in case you want to prove to your friends how you spent $5,000 in Vegas…on a burger.

[Anonymous No.5646888]

THE 777 BURGER

Cost: $777
Where it came from: Burger Brasserie

What it is: Consider this the poor-man’s version of the Fleurburger 5000—it only comes with Dom Perignon. The 777 Burger, also native to Las Vegas, is a surf-and-turf Kobe beef and Maine lobster combo topped with caramelized onions, imported Brie, crispy prosciutto, and 100-year aged balsamic vinegar. Eaters who aren’t feeling the usual sesame seed bun can opt for a caramelized onion bun, aged parmesan cheese bun, or oven-dried tomato ciabatta.

[Anonymous No.5646895]

>>5646885
What a waste of wonderful ingredients.

[Anonymous No.5646900]

>>5646888
>cold brie inbetween burger patty and lobster tail

Fucking pig disgusting, it's a fucking troll burger. No one with any knowledge of food would order that mess.

[Anonymous No.5646927]

>>5646895
I was just thinking that myself
there is no reason for a GREAT burger to cost that much either.
It's an excuse to spend money. At least they don't upsell the burger. I honestly doubt it's amazing tastewise

[Anonymous No.5647315]

>>5643616
She has a pen between her index and middle finger. Also shadows.

[Anonymous No.5647757]

houston

[Anonymous No.5647768]

>>5642222
So many good burgers in this town...
This is the kiwiburger. The patty is lamb, and yes the pickled beets are awesome on it.

[Anonymous No.5647813]

>>5643612
>>5643597
Fuck yeah Kuma's corner. Best burger joint in Chicago

[Anonymous No.5647856]

>>5645149
Save up for a week dude. There's gourmet burgers in every state p. much at reasonable prices

[Anonymous No.5647913]

>>5642254
I remember going to Hawaii and ordering a big fucking burger and they gave me have an avocado next to it on the plate...Literally half an avocado. What is Americas obsession with avocado?

[Anonymous No.5647931]

>>5646311
aww sheeit nigga you go to squeeze-in?

[Anonymous No.5647932]

>>5646430
>dat whataburger ketchup
>southernfag detected

looks breddy gud

[Anonymous No.5647940]

>>5642254
Avocado is frequently used in Mexican food. Either by itself as guac or an avocado salsa. It's funny seeing white people think they're experts on Mexican food just because they've been to a taqueria.

[Anonymous No.5647943]

>>5647913

Half an avocado is a normal serving size, I put that much on this burger I just finished. Avocado is good and in certain areas they are plentiful, it's not really an obsession.

I want to try grilled pineapple on a burger next.

[Anonymous No.5647953]

I'm sure I'm not alone in this sentiment, but I'm really not interested in a burger that I cannot hold in my two hands, and take a bite of every layer, at the same time.

I dislike that burgers which are depicted as "great" (or the burgers that are the most expensive) have patties that are a third as thick as their diameter. OPs pic, for instance. I'm sure that a red cabbage slaw, pinapple, avocado, and a well done sausage patty are a fantastic taste combination, but what good is any food if it's not accessible?

[Anonymous No.5648043]

>>5647953

>what good is any food if it's not accessible?

kinda overstating the problem there bro

[Anonymous No.5648052]

>>5644458
That reminds me of a place near the old tower records (it's a walgreens now). It was called Best Burger. True to its name with their thick fries, great shakes, delicious burgers and that awesome thousand island sauce they had. and then they closed down in about two years, and i ended up with "best burger" withdrawal. Years later i discover that same sauce can be found at Red Robin called "campfire sauce".

[Anonymous No.5648062]

I'm looking at all the burgers here, and they all seem to have a...standard, maximum wideness. Is there a "big burger" out there that's not defined by the amount of vegetables or extra patties?

[Anonymous No.5648068]

>>5648062
Something like this?

[Anonymous No.5648072]

>>5648062

Or this?

[Anonymous No.5648074]

>>5648062
Or this one?

[Anonymous No.5648078]

>>5648068
>>5648072
>>5648074
...bigger.

[Anonymous No.5648773]

>>5642253
>It's new to me, therefore it is "hipster"

[Anonymous No.5649753]

>>5645948
epic meme bro

[Anonymous No.5649768]

Moar burgers!
Burger it up to the limit!

[Anonymous No.5649775]

burgers shouldn't be taller than they are wide

please stop posting these aberrations

[Anonymous No.5649781]

[Anonymous No.5649794]

google images picture because I don't have one on hand, but a local chain makes the best burger I've ever had.

-1/3rd lb patty
-1/3rd lb piece of grilled dark meat chicken
-Cheese, Onion
-Yaki Sauce (a roughly 50/50 mix of Thousand Island and Teriyaki sauce)
$4.75

the interplay of the flavors is pretty much perfect.

[Anonymous No.5649799]

>>5649794

FUCK YES YAKIS!!! JESUS FUCK WHY AREN'T THEY CLOSER TO ME FUCK.

Don't forget a side of bulldogs.

[Anonymous No.5649800]

>>5649775

But they're gourmet bistro burgers on tostada with a bit of garlic aioli maple bacon ranch chipolte with an infusion of sriacha thai noodle mexican fusion truffle pickled beets

they're served with micro double IPAs

it's really fucking epic, i don't know why you're #haterade

[Anonymous No.5649804]

>>5649799
I spoke to the current owner (son of the original owner); he obviously wants to expand the chain.

Someone could totally take their recipes anywhere in the US and run a successful restaurant, the yako and the bulldog are GOAT. It's a shame they haven't even expanded into an "all of LA" chain.

Their in-store murals are amazing.

[Anonymous No.5649840]

>>5649804

Seriously. Especially that Yako Burger you mentioned. I don't know how, but the combination of the beef, chicken, teriyaki sauce and thousand island dressing just merges perfectly. Pure Sorcery I swear.

[Anonymous No.5649844]

>>5646885
That's smart marketing; The only faggots who would be willing to spend $5000 on a burger are probably the same faggots who would eat black truffles like they were fucking potato chips.

[Anonymous No.5649846]

postin' a classic

[Anonymous No.5649849]

I don't much care for the toppings on this one, but DAT POPPYSEED BUN. I want it. For mah burger. Now.

[Anonymous No.5649857]

Jasper's Giant Hamburgers (the burgers aren't really that giant, but they are tasty, this place was around before the modern over the top burger trend, so the name was probably more relevant back then).

[Anonymous No.5649859]

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[Anonymous No.5649868]

>>5649859

Are those fries fried in duck fat? It's not real hipster gourmet trend shit without something fried in duck fat.

[ⓍPipeBombⓍ - /pol/'s voice(...) !uHlQRFDps2 No.5649871]

>>5642222
good quads
good burger

[Anonymous No.5649879]

>>5649868
People have been using duck fat for potatoes and other things for time immemorial. Just because it's trendy with goofy housewives and hipsters doesn't discount the tastiness of it.

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[Anonymous No.5649981]

>>5649868
Imagine avocados fried in duck fat with a side of hummus

I'm lololing just thinking about it. I could make a fortune patenting it and opening a store selling it next to Starbucks

[Anonymous No.5650081]

>>5646678
NO, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME FUCKING GO OUTSIDE!!!!

[Anonymous No.5650115]

>>5649846
what game is that

[Anonymous No.5650125]

>>5650115
croc

[Anonymous No.5650130]

>>5650125
or gex cant remember for sure

[Anonymous No.5650353]

>>5647856
but I'm a NEET and mom doesn't give me any money

[Anonymous No.5650437]

>>5642253
You think that one is hipster?

[Anonymous No.5650462]

>>5650437
That's just disgusting, not hipster. Hipster is a meaningless word tossed around by neckbeards any time they are made to feel insecure about themselves.

[Anonymous No.5650469]

>>5650437
>vegans are so starved for protein that they have to pretend to eat it

[Anonymous No.5650491]

>>5650437
The bun looks like birdseed and the insides look like something out of a compost.

[Anonymous No.5650493]

[Anonymous No.5650505]

>>5650493
from the same place in cypress tx, this one is a pretty good bacon cheese burger but the buns are 2 grilled cheese sandwiches, the one in the background had habenaros and ghost peppers incorporated into it and I tried 1 bite and it had me fire shitting.

[Anonymous No.5650838]

Here's one from tonight, made some half assed guac with just avocado and jalepeno and threw a fried egg on top. Was a a damn good sloppy mess.

[Anonymous No.5650877]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXr8gbNPkzI [Embed]

what do you think of this burger?
I think it's a 10/10.

[Anonymous No.5650903]

Of the chains Smashburger (CO only) is probably my favorite. They have a number of good burgers and their chicken sandwiches are pretty solid too.

[Anonymous No.5651001]

>>5650437

looks pretty good tbh

[Anonymous No.5651013]

>>5650903
We got hoe in georgia

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[Anonymous No.5652862]

>>5650877
honestly its the best burger I have ever had

[Anonymous No.5652882]

>>5650877
>>5652862
What's the sauce? It looks decent but I'm not concerned with truffles or $1000 cheeseburgers.

[Anonymous No.5652913]

>>5652882
that burger is just a burger with truffle cheese and truffle glaze. its only like 12 bucks I think

[Anonymous No.5652918]

>>5650903
>(CO only)
how myopic can a nigga be?

[Anonymous No.5652920]

>>5645136
Guac is fucking everywhere in Texas and has been my entire life.

Didn't even know it was a "hipster fad" until /ck/ told me it was. What's next, you're gonna tell me pico de gallo is hipster? Maybe cilantro is hipster now too? You grew up in very boring place if you didn't see guac until recently.

[Anonymous No.5652925]

>>5644538
>calling social phenomena "a thing"

the gawker network called. they want their shitty journalist back

[Anonymous No.5652942]

>>5650903
>Smashburger (CO only)
There's 3 in Dallas alone....

We also have Whataburger, 5 Guys, In & Out, Freddie's. Pretty much every chain.

[Anonymous No.5653011]

So I use either 80/20 ground chuck or ground sirloin to make my burgers, and I usually grill them on medium / medium high heat.

They always turn out medium which is good, but they are so fucking juicy that they instantly disintegrate any bun that I put them on. I also find that they aren't really "flavorful" like restaurant burgers despite loading them with salt / pepper / cheese etc.

I just can't get the meat to taste as good, what am I missing?

And how do I make them less juicy without pressing on them and turning them into shoe leather?

[Anonymous No.5653357]

This is the third burger I've made this week, thanks to this thread. I don't think I'll eat another burger for weeks and weeks after this. It was So. Fucking. Good. though.
(From the bottom up):
Toasted bun
Mustard
Thinly sliced pickle
Meat patty
Sharp cheddar and pepper jack
Roasted hatch Chile
Caramelized onions
Sautéed mushrooms
Spicy mayo
Toasted sesame bun

I almost put lettuce and tomato on it too, but then thought better of it. Glad I didn't, it would have been too much. Normally, though, I always put lettuce and tomato on my regular burgers.

[Anonymous No.5653468]

>>5642222
>tfw go to a teaching restaunt
>tfw ordering an "excalber" which was a burger I thought had shaved prime rib on it
>it wasn't.
>It was a burger with melted chedar, a fucking prime rib steak, and cameleised onions ontp
>I asked for a well done (because burger and teaching collage) and got a rare.
It bites having to send something back that looked good.

[Anonymous No.5653494]

>>5642222

"Crema" is the foamy layer on top of espresso, not any creamy food you want. Can needless food trends at least keep their vocabularies straight?

[Anonymous No.5653520]

>>5653494
Crema is a mexican version of sour cream and that appears to be an avocado/crema fusion so why don't you shut your smart ass up coffee boy.