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Would you ever consider eating human flesh? Or if you have considered it, did you? Or if you have, well tell us about that

>> No.5641115

no ew

>> No.5641117

>>5641113
I feel like the only situations where it would be acceptable would be shitty ones so you really wouldnt have a great experience eating it.

>> No.5641120

>>5641113
lel argentina a shit

>> No.5641122

I've partaken of the juices, but never the meat.

But we're all as edible as dolphin or chicken.

>> No.5641124

Do you get prions from eating all human meat or just the brain?

>> No.5641125

kek I saw you post this on /sp/ five minutes ago

>> No.5641131

>>5641125
it was /v/

>> No.5641134

>>5641113
pork is definitely my favorite meat if humans taste anything like that I'd have some. Don't think I'd be willing to kill someone for it. And I'm not really a fan of organ meats so I'd probably throw most of it away.

>> No.5641136

wouldn't say no to longpig

cause you have to try everything

>> No.5641142

>>5641134
Humans eat such random garbage we probably taste like shit. You'd have to get a free range human.

>> No.5641151

A professor of mine said that burning human flesh smells like carne guisada. He went to India and they were burning dead bodies on the Ganges.

>> No.5641153

>>5641142
thank god for whole foods and co-ops. It would be pretty easy to find one on a bike and follow them.

>> No.5641194

>>5641113
It tasted really good, very similar to bacon.

>> No.5641285

I'd eat a baby man

>> No.5641374

>>5641113
if it wasnt because of this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt%E2%80%93Jakob_disease i would give it a try

>> No.5641416

>>5641151
You don't need to go to india to find that out. Just volunteer at a fire department or go to a burn ward.

A cop buddy told me this story one time about an old guy who died from a heart attack, and fell over on his radiator. His neighbors found out because they though he was having a barbecue, so they were bringing some food over.

>> No.5641446

I would eat human flesh under extreme circumstances. However it is very very unlikely that I will be in such circumstances.

>> No.5641776

>>5641113
um...sauce?

>> No.5641781

according to some article I read, a doctor ate donated human flesh just for shits and giggles.
apparently it tastes just like porn

>> No.5641789

>>5641113
Without hesitation. The only problem is that I wouldn't do it illegally, so I'd need a donor, which pretty much limits my options to placenta. Whatever, I'd eat placenta saute.

>> No.5642275

>>5641416
Must have been nice having neighbors that just come on over and bring food.

I don't think I could bring myself to eat someone even if it was for survival. I'd most likely be the one to volunteer as long as it was a swift death.

>> No.5642410

>>5641776
no sauce, just the flesh

>> No.5642412

I'd definitely try it. If I liked it I'd probably eat more

>> No.5642419
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

>> No.5642423

i met Nando Parrado twice...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nando_Parrado


its a nice and interesting Guy
He like the Steaks medium rare....

>> No.5644332

i dont see why it would be any kind of worse to kill a human and eat it, when we do it all the time with everything else on the plante that cant get away. problem with human might be the enrichment with various chemicals/drugs most humans gather over time. also, i can only see slices of the legs (numerous steaks :D ), a few strips of the arms and the breast region to be good edible meat

>> No.5644356

>>5641124
>>5641374
>>5642419
how am I not fucking surprised
you literally have to eat infected meat
educate yourselves idiots

>> No.5644395

>>5641142

Best-tasting human would be a raw food fruit-eating vegan. Problem is they tend to be pretty gamey

>> No.5644416

I know we don't normally eat animals that die of old age/natural causes otherwise the whole bleeding heart vegan thing wouldn't exist, but is there a reason why we don't eat meat that died naturally? If you get where I'm going with this it is kinda relevant to this thread

>> No.5644424

>>5644416
I don't see why we wouldn't.

It would probably be superior to any conventional meat. A nice cow that died peacefully and happily in a field is probably a lot more calm and a lot less tense than a cow killed in factory production, leading to much more tender meat

>> No.5644454

>>5644424
the problem is, as always, why did it die?
Old age? Gross
Disease? Disgusting
many slaughterhouses do make a concerted effort to make the killing as calm as possible, so I'm not sure what you want here

>> No.5644582

>>5644454
But why is dying of old age "gross" for meat we consume? What's the physical difference in the meat?

>> No.5644594

No. Human meat is beyond toxic: the bioaccumulated heavy metals and toxins from medicines you've taken would make you sick pretty much instantly. Not to mention if you pierce the gut during processing you've basically rendered the entire thing inedible.

>> No.5644606

>>5644582
it's old. have you ever looked at an old person? why do you think they wrinkle?

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