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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>> No.5638098

I fucking hate that SO MUCH. I've never gotten one that bad though.

>> No.5638101

>>5638095

You didn't throw the whole thing out did you?

>> No.5638102

>>5638098
>>5638095
I always felt guilty being disgusted by that

I'm glad it's not just me

>> No.5638103

>>5638095
Is this a mango?I pick up what I eat, so I never encountered this

>> No.5638112

>>5638095
Is that shit supposed to be mold? I find a lot of this shit in the atualfos I buy and I've never known what that shit is supposed to be.

>> No.5638126

>>5638095
I think your mango is borken brah.

>> No.5638138

what is it anyway? one time I bought like 4 mangos from the store and they all had it, I was so fucking pissed

>>5638098

when I got it it seemed to ruin the texture of the entire mango, even the part that wasn't all white and fucked up was essentially inedible

>> No.5638142

>>5638095
What causes this? What is even happening to that mango?

>> No.5638145

Isn't that a fuckhuge mango seed?
Man fuck that jazz

>> No.5638147

>>5638095
The day /ck/ freaked out over a mango

>> No.5638149

You're triggering my fear of tiny holeS!!!

>> No.5638159

>>5638147
The day this guy posted something useless

>> No.5638179

this is probably a monsanto thread now, this shit never happens in my (monsanto free) country

>> No.5638180

>>5638159
And you?

>> No.5638182

>>5638103
>I pick up what I eat

What the fuck does that mean

>> No.5638184

>>5638180
The day we all posted something useless

>> No.5638190

>>5638182
I don't buy mangoes, I pick them up the tree

>> No.5638196

>>5638190
>I pick them up the tree

Are you pretending to know English?

>> No.5638197

>>5638095
Holy shit...do you guys know what this means...?

>> No.5638205

>>5638196
I understand that he meant to say "off the tree," but then again, I'm not a complete asshole.

>> No.5638208

>>5638205
Except his first post said he picks up what he eats. Did he mean to say he picks off what he eats?

You're not a complete asshole, but you're bitch-made enough to try to claim semantic superiority over someone on the Internet, which makes you a total faggot and butthole.

>> No.5638216

>>5638208
He meant to say "I pick what I eat." Meaning he picks all of the fruit that he eats.

no u

>> No.5638221

>>5638216
Does that mean he eats boogers??!

>> No.5638232
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>>5638184

>> No.5638269

>>5638197
um.... no?

>> No.5638272

>>5638208

If you're watching mangos you can pick something that's fallen if it's reasonably fresh and in good condition.

My family used to have a couple of trees, and before I came to clapistan basically every vendor would get locally grown stuff so preservation issues weren't really common. I've never seen anything like what the OP's got so odds are it's something that only happens if you're getting them shipped in from really long ways away.

>> No.5638274

>>5638221
Yes.

>> No.5638278

This is the most autistic thread.

>> No.5638329

what is that

>> No.5638346

>>5638103
Most people who eat things have to pick them up too.

>> No.5638352

>>5638272
guy-with-poor english. Yes you can pick up mangoes from the floor, in fact, it stays well for a couple of hours unless where you live is too hot. I prefer to pick them from the tree, though, specially if I want to make mango juice.

>>5638221
only fruits

>> No.5638370

Yeah so anyway what the fuck is wrong with that mango?

>> No.5638396

>>5638272
>>5638352
>couple hours
>couple minutes
>acting like things go bad so fast

The best cider apples are the ones from the ground. That's how most hard cider used to be made, they just picked up the fallen apples which were the most ripe and had the most sugars.

Everyone's so scared of everything they think if it didn't come out of a plastic bag it must be so dangerous.

>> No.5638399

>>5638370

From what I father from the thread, he picked it up from the fruit side and left finger holes.

Obviously you don't stick your fingers into the fruit before you use it. I thought that was common sense... like not sticking your face in a pie before you serve it.

>> No.5638401

>>5638095
I'm with 80% certainty that's from the tree not getting enough water during the fruiting season, and the fruit trying its best grow normally.

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5638471

>>5638401
op here, that's actually what I thought. but the appearance of it was still really unsettling, and the texture was... unpalatable to say the least

>> No.5638556

this slightly makes me want to hurl. there's something disturbing about it

>> No.5638594

What the shit is that? Is that when they start geminating or something? I've gotten mediocre mangoes before, but never ones with a cancerously overgrown pit.

>> No.5638844

>>5638095
is that mold or dried-up areas?

>> No.5638924

>>5638095
put a spoiler on that image you sick fuck

>> No.5638932

>>5638095
I couldn't remember the name, but I think I just found it. It's called jelly seed, it's apparently from the fruit not getting enough calcium. It sucks, usually it's not so bad and you can cut around it.

>> No.5639232

>>5638232
(;__;)~

>> No.5639236

>>5638556
Trypophobia?

>> No.5639238

>>5638471
Was it hard? Spongy?

>> No.5639303

>>5638272
>>5638352
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/408/island-time?act=1#play

>> No.5639312

>>5638399
how many fingers do you think a human has? be honest

>> No.5639361

what you've got is Spongy Tissue OP
safe to cut that part out and eat around it.
or throw the whole thing out if you're too much of a pussy

>> No.5639363

>>5639361
The spongy tissue, a ripening disorder, is often described as soft centre, white corky tissue or internal breakdown in Alphonso mango

>> No.5639605

>>5638095
ive never saw mango behaving like this
shit man

>> No.5639648

God I hate cutting open fruit only to find it's deformed inside.

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5640649

I'll never eat a mango again you bastard

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>>5640649
Food gore general?

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5640658

>>5640653

>> No.5640659

>>5640649
I feel like this is the kind of thing that 2000 years ago would have been considered a delicacy. Spinal abcess sauce.

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>> No.5640670

>>5638095
How the fuck are you even supposed to cut a mango anyways? I can never figure it out, and the meat never comes off the seed.

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>>5640670
Peel off the skin, eat around the seed, lick hands afterwards

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I just realized I lost the pic of the pizza topped with molten condoms :(

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5640687

Cutlet in aspic

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5640700

German cheese, everybody

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5640705

thats it

>> No.5640715

>>5640653
Is that a zit cupcake?
God, I wanna make those for Halloween

>> No.5640720

>>5640715
yes

>> No.5640721

>>5640674
So disgusting but so...satisfying looking

>> No.5640729

>>5640693
You would literally die. Nicotine kills you if you ingest it.

>> No.5641731

>>5640679
kek'd

>> No.5641764

>>5640729
>Nicotine kills you if you ingest it.

depends on the amount but that much tobacco would indeed kill you

>> No.5642069

>>5640671

Ultimate hangover cure

>> No.5642408

>>5638396
Bullshit. I actually have a cider orchard (and a regular one), you don't touch the wind fallen apples because you don't want to contaminate the cider with unwanted yeast and bacteria. Is orcharding 101.

>> No.5642442

>>5638396
I drank the juice of apples that had been stuck to a tree through the winter, this nasty winter us over in michigan had this year seemed to preserve them for a while. I ended up doing it around february-march, the apples looked rotten, but were perfectly pale inside.

shit was glorious.

>> No.5642448

I KNOW THAT FEEL

That's why I only buy the thin yellow ones, I don't fux with the green/red mangos

>> No.5642454

>>5642408
>you don't touch the wind fallen apples because you don't want to contaminate the cider with unwanted yeast and bacteria

Honest question here. Are the fallen apples really any different in that regard? I mean, it's not as if the ones hanging from the tree are sterile. Unless an apple fell into mud or dogshit or something I don't see how they would have any different yeast or bacteria on them than the ones on the tree? Is there a legitimate, repeatable, way to check what strains of what are on the apples or is this just an old wives tale aka tradition"

>> No.5642466

>>5642454
you would be surprised at the sheer number and variety of bacteria that live in and on the ground.

the vast majority of bacteria that live in the ground are unidentified, to boot.

>> No.5642473

>>5642466

Yeah, I get that. But how is that different than the bacteria on the tree? Bacteria are everywhere, not just the ground. I'm sure there are a staggering number of them on the ground. But I'm sure there's a staggering number of them on the tree as well.

>> No.5642474

>>5638112
It's just a malformed seedcase.

>> No.5642512

>>5640659
That's not the spine, the spine is what you see the rack of bones on top of the entire piece. The spine is spit in half by saw midsagittally.

What you are looking at it something that's on the back of the animal fairly close to the skin, something that was infected long ago, but could not be completely healed by the animal. So its body crew a bursa around the inflamed area.

So basically, you popped a HUGE zit.

>> No.5642520

>>5642473
the number of bacteria on the tree would be drastically reduced due to lichens. lichens produce various antibiotics, like molds.

>> No.5642522

>>5640669
What the fuck

Why

>> No.5642537

>>5642522
real blood is not "red" or "pink" after it leaves the body.

It'll immediately start to oxidize and turn to a dark brownish color. Cooked blood is the same.

That's not real menstrual blood, conclusion.

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>>5640671
how cold do you need to get to fucking freeze pickling juice? That shit is salted as fuck, it's literally meant to be a natural anti freeze.

>> No.5642550

>>5642537
>implying she wouldn't dye them out of vanity
>implying periods are entirely blood and not some parts tissue

>> No.5642555

>>5642550
Not even cooked meat is pink.

It's just what she calls her cookies, probably just rhubarb or food coloring.

>> No.5642557

>>5642550
>some parts tissue
so? proteins don't get pink either.If you try to make cookies with pork meat you usually don't get a pink result, meat usually turning either brown or white during cooking.

>> No.5642559

>>5642550
>>5642555
>>5642537
Gril here. The last drips of the period is mixed with regular discharge and is indeed pink.

You'd need to collect that stuff for decades, though

>> No.5642561

>>5642559
>Gril here
>implying that was in any way necessary
>being this much of a redundant attention whore

>> No.5642664

>>5640649
Why did they put pistachio pudding on that piece of meat?

>> No.5642671

>>5640670
Get a filet knife or something flexible. Slice off the chunk on either side of the seed. then eat the flesh around the seed. Then eat the rest of it. It impossible toe at a mango in a way that does not look horrible, so do it when you're alone. Or eat it like a peach, skin and all.

>> No.5642677

>>5642448
Plus the little yellow ones have that delicious citrusy tang. And in my experience are far more likely to have a super flat seed.

>> No.5642679

>>5642559
>Gril here.
>LOOK AT ME!
>LOOK AT ME!
>LOOK AT ME!

>> No.5642683

>>5642559
it's pink because it shows up on a fucking white pad / tampon and there's hardly any of it, it's not actually pink
what the fuck

>> No.5642701

>>5642537
I'm the anon you replied to, and I know it's not real menstrual blood (not all of it, as far as I know). But it's just the thought that she's making something that she wants to look like menstrual blood, sharing it like how it's so edgy of her, and the whole tumblr-ness of it.

>> No.5642712

>>5642559
you're pretty retarded aren't you?
Females don't create any discharge after menstruation, and if so, it's clear unless they've got some nasty fucked up diseased vag
congrats on not keep your cooch clean ya nasty hag

>> No.5642733

>>5638095
This is the first time I have ever seen a bad mango. What causes this?

>> No.5642746

>>5642544
Most freezers can turn it into slush over night. We make them all the time in the South.

>> No.5642796

>>5642561
>>5642679
Ah yes, no thread would be complete without an obligatory omega or two

>>5642559
This is insanely false btw -- Menstrual blood is usually brown and somewhat clotted the last few days of a woman's period. Nice try tho


Anyway, about that mango...