/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5497465]

Name something that Honey doesn't go well with.

[Anonymous No.5497467]

A healthy diet.

[Anonymous No.5497470]

Coffee

[Anonymous No.5497473]

>>5497467
based

still honey is in fact a great medicine

[Anonymous No.5497475]

>>5497465
Picalilli

[Anonymous No.5497478]

>>5497467

you mean one in which moderation is practiced?

christ

[Anonymous No.5497481]

water

[Anonymous No.5497484]

spaghetti and meatballs

[Anonymous No.5497485]

>>5497478
Moderation? So a little bit of heroin is fine? how about arsenic?

Moderation does not make things healthy, it just keeps you further away from a lethal dose.

[Anonymous No.5497488]

>>5497485
Honey and heroin are not comparable.

[Anonymous No.5497489]

blue cheese

[Anonymous No.5497491]

carrots

[Anonymous No.5497499]

>>5497488
Yeah, heroin has medicinal purposes.

[Anonymous No.5497502]

>>5497488
fuck you fatboy
Would you actually agree with anything posted in this thread?
You're asking people a loaded question, faggot.

[Anonymous No.5497511]

>>5497499

heroin's effects are also FAR more intense, can cause the user to develop a physical dependence and will degrade your health much faster and to a much greater extent if abused.

honey isn't like heroin.

but with your thought process, you may as well never step foot outside again, because your front lawn is one step closer to getting shot or hit by a car. and don't even get me started on the fucking sidewalk... jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.5497516]

>>5497489
>>5497491
>>5497470
highly dubious

>>5497481
false

[Anonymous No.5497518]

>>5497491
Is this bait?

[Anonymous No.5497519]

>>5497491

what? sauteed carrots with a little drizzled honey is fantastic

[Anonymous No.5497524]

Hotdogs.

[Anonymous No.5497526]

>>5497516
Did you really just say honey goes well with water?

it totally over powers water's flavor. one of the worst pairing of all time.

[Anonymous No.5497529]

[Anonymous No.5497530]

alfredo

chilli dogs

hamburgers

fish and chips

[Anonymous No.5497532]

>>5497524

corndogs made with honey cornbread batter

[Anonymous No.5497544]

>>5497519
sauteed carrots with honey is disgusting, it is in fact the prime example of why honey and carrots do not mix.

[Anonymous No.5497545]

[Anonymous No.5497554]

>>5497470
False, brother tried it with Starbucks blonde roast. Was surprisingly drinkable.

[Anonymous No.5497557]

Canned tuna fish.

[Anonymous No.5497562]

Maple Syrup

[Anonymous No.5497569]

HFCS

[Anonymous No.5497578]

>>5497557
"And in your basket IS:

Honey
Canned Tuna
Canned Garbonzo Beans
Gorgonzola Cheese

And your time starts ... NOW"

[Anonymous No.5497582]

>>5497467

How is honey bad? I heard it increases test.

[Anonymous No.5497587]

>>5497578

Tuna and gorgonzola melts with a side of honey baked garbonzo beans :^)

[Anonymous No.5497596]

>>5497582
Because on /ck/ if it's not ultra-vegan dirt then it's deadly deadly poison.

[Anonymous No.5497627]

>>5497587
"Your tuna melts are good, but I think the cheese overpowers the rest of the sandwich a little bit. And I could have really used an acidic component to balance out the plate.

Do you have a sob story about a 3 year old child with cancer that I could listen to?"

[Anonymous No.5497638]

>>5497587

>:^(

[Anonymous No.5497642]

>>5497587
are you that iranian faggot

[Anonymous No.5497643]

>>5497544

welp, i like them.

[Anonymous No.5497652]

Goat cheese on graham crackers with truffle honey drizzled on top... hnnnnnnnnnnngggggg

[Anonymous No.5497663]

>>5497627

Im so sick of 'cooking' themed reality tv

then I go and watch a show that is actually about cooking and not about muh feels and muh social justice, its like another world

some buzzwords those condescending judges like

"you didn't put your heart and soul into this"
"you didn't want it bad enough"
"you aren't proving to me you mean business"
"Show everyone you are a serious competitor"

stupid unquantifiable bullshit

[Anonymous No.5497672]

macaroni and cheese

and any pasta with tomato or cheese based sauce, really

any red meat

it would ruin the flavor of most beers and wines

nice try OP

[Anonymous No.5497684]

>>5497663
Yeah, they are incredibly stupid. Chopped is a guilty pleasure though. Watching 4 faggots scramble around a kitchen trying to put weird ingredients together for 10 grand is entertaining tv.

I'd go on it.

[Anonymous No.5497693]

>>5497684

as long as they can admit its stupid it doesn't bother me.

Its shows with words like 'top' 'best' 'americas greatest' or whatever then they have these extra-diverse retards running around a kitchen burning risotto left and right and making some seriously elementary mistakes.

Its quite apparent they didn't choose from among the best

[Anonymous No.5497700]

Then you got shows like Iron Chef: amerifat and they bring on some know-nothing judge who is sitting there criticizing Morimoto like she knows what they hell she is talking about.

Hey ditz, you should be asking this guy to explain to your dumb ass what a flavor combination is and how it works

then the show is valuing the opinion of a professional pleb

[Anonymous No.5497718]

>>5497532
last time i checked corndogs arent hotdogs

[Anonymous No.5497725]

>>5497663
>stupid unquantifiable bullshit
Autism: the post.

You are watching a competition about the taste of food, the whole premise is completely subjective and not objectively quantifiable.

[Anonymous No.5497731]

>>5497725

I know what you mean, quantifiable wasn't the right word. What I meant was their words and advice don't pertain to the qualities of the food or lack thereof.

[Anonymous No.5497743]

>>5497725
if it was about taste and presentation only they wouldnt all tell their sob stories and everything would be judged without seeing who cooked it

[Anonymous No.5497744]

>>5497693
I really like UK masterchef. They get quite a few world famous chefs on there, they even had Ferran Adrià on basing their food and teaching them. By the finals they really do have some fantastic chefs on and the challenges are actually very good in my opinion

[Anonymous No.5497749]

>>5497743
But it's the Food Network and panders to retards...

[Anonymous No.5497758]

>>5497672
incorrect

you can add honey to any sweet red sauce, and it can go very well with sausage meat (see the godfather recipe)

also, beer and wine are drinks, not foods
and clearly mead is a honey based alcoholic beverage, so that doesn't really work either (and it certainly go well with grains and any fruit pre-fermentation)

[Anonymous No.5497771]

>>5497530
Add a honey to the chili for a little sweet with the spice.
mix honey with meat before forming patties/ add it to barbecue sauce or with caramelized onions if you're going for a more interesting burger.

[Anonymous No.5498451]

>>5497465
tofu. i tried a bit on silken tofu because i was curious and it strangely made the tofu seem bittersweet...like cough syrup or something.

[Anonymous No.5498457]

>>5497511

The way honey eaters talk about honey, I wouldn't doubt that honey causes a physical dependence. "I GOTTA PUT HONEY ON THIS BACON. I GOTTA PUT HONEY IN MY TEA. I'M FREAKING OUT!"

[Anonymous No.5498477]

>>5498457
i once went to rob a house for honey money Found a bunch in their cabinet and ate that shit up stumbled into the next room and found family was unexpectedly home, Came to to the sound of sirens, butt naked covered in honey, flour and blood. apparently i had tried to eat their faces after cutting my own dick off and sticking it up my ass like a stinger.

luckily i was in the Uk and just told them I had never had honey before since it was against my religion and that when I broke in they brandished a knife at me so I got off and they got 6 months

[Anonymous No.5498489]

>>5497465
Anything that isn't some kind of dessert.

I have no idea how people can eat meat with some kind of honey on, it's gross as fuck. I had buffalo wings for the first time recently and they came with a honey mustard dip or something, it was just foul, the wings were 100x better on their own than dipped in that stuff.

[Anonymous No.5498491]

>>5497672
>and any pasta with tomato or cheese based sauce, really

What. Tomato sauce is vastly improved by a small bit of honey. And it goes well with cheese, so I'd imagine it could work in a cheese based sauce as well.

[Anonymous No.5498498]

Honey tastes good and all, but after seeing how it's made, I just don't want to eat it anymore. Especially raw honey, that's fucking gross. The bee is practically puking it right into your mouth.

[Anonymous No.5498547]

Bears.

[Anonymous No.5498563]

>>5497465
Balut

[Anonymous No.5498569]

>>5497470
what, people don't like honey to sweeten coffee?
I can't stand using sugar as it gives a funny after taste.

[Anonymous No.5498577]

>>5498569
Sweetening coffee?

>costanza jpg

[Anonymous No.5498586]

Lettuce

[Anonymous No.5498594]

>>5498547
whiny the poo