/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5496957]

What do you think of this pizza, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.5496968]

looks like little caesar's

[Anonymous No.5496969]

i ont know bruh but im finna cook this tombstone to a crisp and poison my heart real good

god bless pizza

[Anonymous No.5496974]

>>5496968
speaking as a povertous sumbitch who is well acquainted with little ceasers that is too good for little ceasers cause the pepperonis and ingredients dont look taped onto the dough

that's some gotdamn pizza hut broe

[Anonymous No.5496980]

>>5496957
That is a completely forgettable pizza in every way. Why was a picture taken of it?

[Porsche 959 No.5496995]

>>5496980
To remember to forget

[Anonymous No.5496998]

>>5496974
You've got a point, but I haven't seen that shitty of a crust since the kaiser. If you're getting pizza hut, stuffed crust, thin crust, or nothing.

[Anonymous No.5497019]

this is 100% Little Caesars

I could recognize it from the thumbnail

[Anonymous No.5497021]

>>5496957
i wanna love it tenderly.

[Anonymous No.5497482]

>>5497019
Its not though, look at the peps.
It should be 4,5,6,6,5,4. and there is a ring of pepperonis not a bunch of lines.

[Anonymous No.5497898]

Doesn't look as good as my pizza.

[Anonymous No.5497986]

>>5497898
>square pieces

into the fucking trash

[Anonymous No.5498174]

it looks like shit

[Anonymous No.5498180]

>>5497898
fuck a you

[Anonymous No.5498183]

>>5496957
God damn I could go for some pizza right now

[Anonymous No.5498202]

>>5497898
Lemme guess,

Domino's?

I almost ordered one of those with mushrooms and olives just now until I realized I've already eaten a shitton of food today.

[Anonymous No.5498215]

Kebabpizza motherfuckers.

[syn No.5498216]

>>5496957
Can't tell much without tasting, but I'd say it looks pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.5498235]

[Anonymous No.5498273]

b-but guys...
California is the greatest place on earth!

[Anonymous No.5498279]

>>5498273
you mean one of the worst atleast in america, Northern California is ok but the rest is shit

[Anonymous No.5498298]

>>5496957
a bit retarded with salami placement but yeh id eat it

[Anonymous No.5498329]

>>5498279
Contrarian.

[Anonymous No.5498346]

>>5498329
or you know just a patriot

[Anonymous No.5498358]

>spend all day getting plowed at work
>come home and my BF has got me this

[Anonymous No.5498406]

>>5498358
so are you a guy and hes your lover? no offense

[Anonymous No.5498416]

>>5498406
why would you think i am a guy?

[Anonymous No.5498433]

thick, solid, tight, joocy levels 100

[Jesus of Nazareth !hBZL3w4DFU No.5498453]

>>5498358

>bBF

Lol gay dude.

[Anonymous No.5498476]

/ck/! pizza related question, just moved from NJ to Los Angeles. Pizza here is fuck. The fuckest. NJ/NY pizza is incomparable. Any LA locals know pizza places that rival that in NJ/NY?

[syn No.5498497]

>>5498358
>>5498358
>getting plowed

>>5498358
>plowed


>>5498358
>BF

...

[Anonymous No.5498500]

>>5498358
what is that black thing

[Anonymous No.5498509]

>>5498500
thats what she said

[Anonymous No.5498811]

>>5496968
>>5496974
>>5496998
>>5497019

OP here. It was indeed Little Caesars. First time I've had them in maybe 20 years. They were handing out free samples of their deep-dish, nice bonus.

Maybe it was the two 10% beers and glass of wine I had beforehand, but the pizza was actually ok! Better than Papa John's, and I think that's really due to the PJ's sickeningly sweet sauce than any overall quality. Better than Pizza Hut too - PH's crust is just too greasy for me. Domino's I can't say, I haven't had them since before they revamped their recipe.

Overall I was pleased and I'm interested enough to try other toppings from LC's; I loved their sausage back in the day. It's probably changed now though.

[Anonymous No.5498814]

>>5498811

Here's a higher-res shot of the pizza.

[Anonymous No.5498819]

>>5498358
>>5498500
looks like chocolate sauce

[Anonymous No.5498862]

>>5498476

Pieology isn't bad actually. I'm from the east side of the country too, and they bake a mean pie. High heat, thin crust, dark brown in all the right places. 7.5/10, try it bro. Just don't try to find a good hot dog out here; 'LA style' dogs are just Oscar Meyer with bacon wrapping paper. I miss Laffayette's and Koegel's.

[Anonymous No.5498893]

>>5498358
Plowed as in fucked?

[Anonymous No.5499016]

>>5498358

Did you tell him "thanks for the thought, but I already had a large meat feast today"?

[Anonymous No.5499034]

yummy
gimme a slice

[Anonymous No.5499074]

>>5496957
>no banan
>no peanut
>calls it pizza

[Anonymous No.5499112]

>>5498273
literally nobody eats pizza like that in california

here's some actual california pizza, nerd

[Anonymous No.5499146]

>dat feel when poor bastards around you don't know what a real pizza is

And before someone bitches, actual wood oven pizza has to be burned a bit on the sides.

[Anonymous No.5499185]

Any tips to make good pizza? I'm looking for infos since I want to get into pizza baking (paste and all).

[Anonymous No.5499204]

>>5496968
I know this poverty. tfw walking from dorm to Caesar's with a heavy ass pocket full of $5.35 exactly in loose change.

[Anonymous No.5499257]

>>5498273
Am i the only one who think this would be delicious?

[Anonymous No.5499271]

>>5499257
Yes.
inb4 found the vegan

[Anonymous No.5499272]

>>5499257
No haha, i also thought this

[Anonymous No.5502291]

>2014
>only getting pepperoni on a pizza

shiggy diggy fo figgy my niggys

[Anonymous No.5502332]

>all the plebs ITT that couldn't instantly recognize that this was Caesar's, and said that it wasn't

niggas I use to work for LC, I could recognize that shit blindfolded

[Anonymous No.5502338]

>no buffalo chicken pizza

lolwut?

[Anonymous No.5502456]

>>5502338

Rarely have I seen buffalo chicken pizza done well. There's one place - George's in Hartford - whose version I actually liked. That's it though.

[Anonymous No.5502801]

>>5497986
Square pizza is best pizza you fucking casual

[Anonymous No.5502979]

>>5498215
would devastate / 10

[Anonymous No.5502994]

>>5497898

donato's?

[Anonymous No.5502997]

I made this last weekend. it has grilled chicken, buffalo wing sauce, carmelized onions, a little mozz and a little sharp cheddar. next time I make this im going to add pineapple and after cooking ill put some fresh cilantro leaves on it. I normally dont go for gimmicky pizzas like this but it turned out pretty god damn good. that Moores buffalo wing sauce is very good.

[Anonymous No.5502998]

>>5498273

>lettuce on pizza

[Anonymous No.5503001]

>>5498215
Awesome.

When you guys are making your own pizza, how do you bake it? Time and temperature? I've always thought it should be as hot and as fast as possible, so I bake the base with sauce for five minutes at 230c and then add the toppings and cook til the cheese looks right, probably another eight minutes or so. However it never really tastes right, and I read an "italian" recipe today that said bake the base for ten minutes at 200c then add toppings for a further ten minutes. I'm going to try it this week.

[Anonymous No.5503002]

>>5498235

I would think it tastes better than it looks because it looks like a shivering dog with the runs took a painful shit all over it

[Anonymous No.5503003]

>>5498814

looked more edible in the lower res shot

[Anonymous No.5503009]

>>5499146

Yeah no shit sherlock, the side closest to the fire gets singed.

According to your picture, an "actual wood oven pizza" also apparently has to be covered in wood shavings rather than mozzarella.

[Anonymous No.5503018]

>>5502998
spinach on pizza is the best

[Anonymous No.5503033]

>>5502998
I like lettuce with pizza.

[Anonymous No.5503037]

too circular

would not fuck/10

[Anonymous No.5503046]

>>5503033
you're a terrible person

[Anonymous No.5503071]

Step aside boys, best style of pizza in the world coming through.

[Anonymous No.5503074]

>>5503071
I want to cum inside sauce quiche

[ETHANOL No.5503080]

>>5503033
me too on taco pizzas. I like pleb shredded iceberg lettuce alot more than is normal though, I can eat bags of it and have to order extra on everything.

You might already do it but try ordering a burrito smothered in a sauce and have them cover it in shredded lettuce. God tier. If you don't have tex mex places just get a smothered burrito covered in lettuce from taco bell.

[ETHANOL No.5503083]

>>5503033
>>5503080
Like this.

[Anonymous No.5503085]

>>5503071

that's just a fucking pie
get out

[Anonymous No.5503088]

>>5503071
>Pizza soup in a bread bowl
Top fucking lel.

[Anonymous No.5503095]

>>5503088
>>5503085
>>5503074
>mad that lasagna bread tastes better than their cardboard

[Anonymous No.5503097]

>>5499204
go to the grocery store nigga

[Anonymous No.5504067]

>>5503071
>2014, Calling a pie Pizza because of tomato sauce..

[Anonymous No.5504073]

>>5498180

Somebody's from Buffalo, NY.

[Anonymous No.5504078]

More of a savoury baked good, than pizza really.
Not that I'm knockin' it.

I was once the greatest "pizza" maker in town(ruralsville Mississippi) My Pizza Hut pan pizzas brought all the boys to the yard.

[Anonymous No.5504147]

> What the fuck knows /ck/ about pizza?

Not a single shit.

[Anonymous No.5504162]

>>5504147
jesus, that dough is still raw

[Anonymous No.5504178]

can someone explain why when cooking a frozen pizza the directions say to cook it a shorter amount of time for a harder crust and longer for a softer crust, isnt this counter intuitive for anyone else

[Anonymous No.5504181]

>>5496957
It looks decent, 10/15 ninja stars. You kudd brolly magg bedder

[Anonymous No.5504196]

>>5504162
no it's just pale
though the bottom is probably really really doughy/flexible

[Anonymous No.5504198]

Why do Americans only ever eat frozen pizzas? What about homemade pizzas?

[Anonymous No.5504201]

>>5499257

I did too. Though cali for the most part is no different than every other place in America when it comes to pizza: bread, bread, bread, meat, and cheese.

[Anonymous No.5504202]

>>5504198
Why do Europeans only ever talk out of their ass? What about thinking before they speak?

[Anonymous No.5504205]

>>5504067

oh my god..

[Anonymous No.5504210]

>>5504202
Be honest, man.

[Anonymous No.5504229]

>>5504210
There are a lot of kids in highschool/college on this forum. I don't know anyone in my age range (mid to late 20's) that still buys frozen pizza. The only people I know that make pizza from scratch have kids/families. I'm living that single life and making a pie for 1 is the saddest.

[Anonymous No.5504238]

>>5504147
>Raw dough and random leaves and shit

Scust

[Anonymous No.5504330]

>>5496957
boring. If I order pizza there's gonna be chicken, spinach, bacon and sauce hollandaise on the fucker.

Pic related. Best pizza aviable.

[Anonymous No.5504359]

>>5502332
Me too bro, shittiest place ive ever worked

[Anonymous No.5504445]

>>5498893

No, this poster is a field of some kind.

[Anonymous No.5504455]

>>5504147
This is the kind of pizzas that women like.

[Anonymous No.5504465]

>>5504455
this is the kind of post that men make

[Anonymous No.5504488]

>>5496957
I would eat that shit. It's a fucking five dollar pizza! I'm not expecting greatness or anything more than five dollars worth of pizza. Why are you fags such entitled little shits when it comes to something as white trash as pizza? Stop trying so hard to be edgy and just accept the fact that you would probably devour this shit if you were hungry

[Anonymous No.5506823]

>>5498202
>>5502994
Nope, it's actually Papa John's. Thin crust, double pepp

[Anonymous No.5506837]

I have seen your pizzas and found them lacking at worst, and dismissable at best.

Behold true majesty.

[Anonymous No.5508248]

>>5504488
honestly for a $5 pizza it's pretty good. better than any frozen pizza you could buy for that much.

[I Am Breakfast No.5509848]

>>5504488
True words.

I'd eat a well done minute steak, cut with a dull dollar store knife, braised in ketchup; in an unseasoned, warped, cast iron pan. I'd smile, and politely thank my host for the meal, finish every bite, and clean the pan with my tongue. If it meant I get to live another day, and not starve.
Seems like most of the regular posters here seem to think their self inflated idea of 'standards' and 'status' is not only correct, but supersedes basic forms of logic, etiquette, and situation.

One can enjoy both; the finer things, and the bottom barrel grease and salt fix.

[Anonymous No.5509866]

>>5509848
>I'd eat a well done steak, cut with a dull dollar store knife
you might try to, but it'd be more mashed than cut with that knife

on the steak, that's pretty objective
there's no reason to ruin a steak by taking it to well done

it's like adding coke to a single malt scotch, even the cheaper ones
can you do it? sure
does it make you a soulless fucktard with no taste? without a doubt

exceptions exist, of course
game meat
dodgy butcher
chinese food
"sale" meat
all that has good reason to be taken to well done

[I Am Breakfast No.5509914]

>>5509866

I used the steak analogy, amongst the others there, as deliberate pokes at the usual commentary around here.

But everything is subjective when it comes to food. The way my mom likes bacon... it's so charred you should be eating it only when you think you might have ingested poison recently. That much carbon will clean you out. I kinda like it that way too now, but don't think I'll ever meet another person who does.

Shoe leather meat happens, and sometimes it happens when you have no other choice but to eat it. Like camping, getting drunk, having a bonfire, turns into forest fire, you decide to make steaks... Long story short, best night ever, worst steak ever, but you always end the story with "and I gnawed through every last bit."

[Anonymous No.5509921]

>>5496957
It looks better than the one i just made, which i believe to be the worst pizza i have ever sired.

[Anonymous No.5509927]

>>5509914
see, your priorities are flipped
food is life
life is a means to food

[I Am Breakfast No.5509971]

>>5509927
No, nutrition is life. You can get an IV to keep you nourished, but I would not call it food.

Food is fun, life is living. A broad stroke to say "there's no reason to ruin a steak by taking it to well done" when we all know, that ARE reasons.

Intentional or not, who cares, as long as the one living their life, is enjoying their food ?

tl;dr I don't think you were ever sent to bed hungry, were you?

[Anonymous No.5509986]

>>5509971
your definitions are screwed, too
life is more than simple subsistance and hard-scrabble existence
that's just surviving

[I Am Breakfast No.5510063]

>>5509986
You're not very fun at parties eh?

My whole general point is this: Enjoy your own things, and let other people enjoy theirs. If you feel a need to complain about such things as food, your life is better than you think. Keep it to yourself.

[Anonymous No.5510186]

>>5509986
You're the one insisting that food and drink does not take priority
that, to me, is not fun, and would make for one shitty life
My whole point is: lazy is no excuse
doesn't mean you shouldn't be grateful for other people's efforts, but there are most certainly wrong things to do with food, particularly when it is disrespectful to all the work everyone else put into it beforehand
does that mean there should be a law against it? of course not, but people who make a habit of it should be laughed at
if they can't handle that, that is their problem as well

[Anonymous No.5510211]

>>5509971
>as long as the one living their life, is enjoying their food
as long as they're not enjoying something I don't enjoy

[Anonymous No.5510224]

>>5510186
meant for
>>5510063

[Anonymous No.5510250]

>>5496980
>completely forgettable
>stil has over 105 replies

[Anonymous No.5510682]

When will you pizza casuals ever learn?

[Anonymous No.5510956]

>>5499112
>literally nobody eats pizza like that in california
>here's some actual california pizza, nerd
As if that pile of puke was any better.

[Anonymous No.5510992]

Imagine a pizza with Irish soda bread crust.

[I Am Breakfast No.5511411]

>>5510186
>but people who make a habit of it should be laughed at

Posted at a starbucks, from an apple laptop daddy bought you, no doubt.

>>5510211
Pretty much sums it all up eh?

[Anonymous No.5511437]

>>5510682
Learn what? How to make a shitty pizza? No thanks.

[Anonymous No.5511867]

>>5511411
I hate Starbucks
I do have a macbook.
My parents have been dead for 9 years.

[Anonymous No.5512152]

>>5504147
Mmm, it looks like shit, but I've had some before. Best pizza imho.

[Anonymous No.5513369]

>>5511867
If I was one of your parents, I'd kill myself too.

[Anonymous No.5513389]

>tfw Little Caesar's in your city on the other side of the world is a pretty nice boutique pizzeria

[Anonymous No.5513437]

mmmmh

[Anonymous No.5513439]

MHHHH

[Anonymous No.5513441]

oohhh YES

[Anonymous No.5513444]

ohhhh NO!

[Anonymous No.5513582]

>>5503085
>>5504067
not him, but you surely realize that it's called
'pizza pie'... pizza means "to press down upon" and this is really just a flattened pie

>captcha: fewpoin defenses

[Anonymous No.5513586]

>>5513369
#le epic rekt

[Anonymous No.5513600]

>>5513586
did you mean #kekt ?

[Anonymous No.5513627]

>>5503001

Your problem may be in what you're cooking your pizza on. Pizza stones are a joke, and aluminum trays are a waste. Go get a good, solid, stone tile that can fit in your oven - make sure it's unfinished.

The best success I've had so far is with an oven safe clay tile at 500 degrees. Slip the pie in completely assembled, it's finished in around 9 minutes.

[Anonymous No.5513628]

>>5513600
Did you get paid for your twit?

[Anonymous No.5513630]

>>5513586
What's with the twit references, how much do you get paid for them?

[Anonymous No.5513649]

>>5513437
>>5513439
That's exactly what happens when you use low fat cheese. It looks like a melting plastic bag holy shit.

[Anonymous No.5513651]

>>5513630
How new are you?

[Anonymous No.5513675]

ssss

[Anonymous No.5513678]

>>5513649
I think it's processed cheese

[I Am Breakfast No.5514964]

[Anonymous No.5514979]

[I Am Breakfast No.5515008]

>>5514964

[Anonymous No.5515044]

>>5503083
>no garnish please
Why in the world do restaurants out garnish on food
It has no nutritional value and fucks up the texture

[Anonymous No.5515075]

>>5498476

> NY pizza bracket
> ever place not named "Ray's"