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5490448 No.5490448 [Reply] [Original]

Oh... that's... one way to interpret my request.

>> No.5490453

That's a david's star, not a pentagram.

>> No.5490454

jewfacememe.jpg

>> No.5490460

>>5490453

the joke
-----------
you

>> No.5490474

>>5490448
you legally can ask for a refund/reimbursment since they didnt get your order right :)

>> No.5490476

>>5490448
I suppose "wrong" is a way of doing things, come to think of it.

>> No.5490485

>>5490460
the "Joke"
↓
the floor

>> No.5490495

>>5490485
that joke
-------------
me

>> No.5492453

>>5490495
he means that joke fell flat somewhere on the second floor and he is on the first floor

>> No.5492460

>>5490453
the star of david is a pentacle (not pentagram), it's a commonly used symbol in many occult practices that have nothing to do with the jewish religion, they probably just got confused

>> No.5492463

>>5490448
And then you didn't tip him, right?

>> No.5492694

>>5490448
>IT'S ANOTHER SHOAH!!!

>> No.5492713

>>5490448
That shit's hilarious. Good for them. And screw you for trying too hard and asking for a pentagram pizza.. The fuck did you expect, OP?

>> No.5492727

>>5492713

He expected a pizza cut in the shape of a 5 pointed star. What kind of fuckhead question is that?

>> No.5492730

>>5492727
This post made me kekkle

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>> No.5492750

>>5492460
No, it's a hexagram. A pentagram is specifically a five-pointed star, drawn with unbroken intersecting lines (as opposed to drawing only the outline of the star). A pentacle is the same surrounded by a circle.

>> No.5492756

>>5490448
I think they got the spirit of the message though.
pentagram = satanism.
6 pointed start = jews.

i think it was clever mistake to make you associate jews with satanism.

>> No.5492776 [DELETED] 

mfw i realized the david star is a spinoff of the pentagram. kek
>edginess aside.. jews are scum. so are niggers. sand niggers are jew tier but just more clothed.
we should bomb the fuck out of all of them and restore the world.
>mfw they all literally contribute nothing to evolution.
>one or two jews that werent goldmagnetized does not debunk th fact that judens are trash that america loves.

>> No.5492779 [DELETED] 

>>5492776
This is a really bad post.

>> No.5492781 [DELETED] 

>>5492779
this is a really kike based response.

>> No.5492782

>>5492781
/pol/ pls go

>> No.5492784
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>>5492782
kike/niggerlovr pls

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>>5492782

>> No.5492787

>>5492784
You're worse than the fake arms dealer who claims to have a bentley.

>> No.5492809

>>5492787
stay liberally tickled. but seriously.. if i call this will you undrstand that intellectualy "superiors" can be pegd yo easily?
>implying bentlrynobodey##poorfag is relevant to your kikebased "arguement"

>> No.5492811

>>5492809
You can't even spell.

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>>5492811
and thats why you win.
>are liberalfags this dellusional?

but seriously niggers, sanniggers, fewobesers, and definitely liberal tryhards like you should an hero

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>>5492820

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>>5492826
you forgot your pic though libvirgin.
youre literally as much if not more pathetic than virgins who go elliot roger on life.
>but all insults aside.. that de=ragon dildo might be a great investment.

>> No.5492837

>>5492781
I browse /pol/ but you post like a meme spouting 11 year old.

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>>5492837
> he browses pol/
>he observes the sabbath for non jewish reasons

sure kike

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>>5492849

>> No.5492869

>>5492738
this is such an edgy way to eat a pizza

>> No.5492872

>>5490448
I always knew pizza would start the Happening

>> No.5493550

>>5490448
This is blatant Anti-semitism, you should contact your local branch of the anti-defamation league right away and sue these bastards

>> No.5493562

>>5493550
convert to judaism first

>> No.5493601 [DELETED] 

/r/ black metal goth waving israel flag

>> No.5493619

Back in college we used to order pizzas for dorm neighbors with retarded requests like this. Dominos always came through somehow.

Best ones I remember were
>sausage pizza, no cheese/sauce
>supreme pizza with no crust, just a box of toppings
>don't slice the pizza at all

And my favorite:
>please put the pizza in the box upside-down

>> No.5493870

>>5492460
>the star of david is a pentacle
PENTA
FIVE
FIVE
PENTA MEANS FIVE
OH MY GOD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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5493891

Oh you got me faggot! Lolololhaharoflcopter!

>> No.5493901

The real crime is there's no pepperoni on that pizza.

>> No.5493915

>>5493901
OP is Jewish

>> No.5493918

>>5493619
>don't slice the pizza at all

epic

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>>5493619
>sausage pizza, no cheese/sauce

>> No.5493978

>>5490448
Is the joke that both the pizza and the jews are from the oven?

>> No.5493981

>>5493619
>upside down
that's dumb
they would just give the pizza to you while holding the box the wrong way

>> No.5495307 [DELETED] 

stop that.let us pray, not prey,let nobody provoke your dumb as ck kids to wrarh um wrath."cause I ain't very good, at the best of times.

>> No.5495356

>>5493619
>please put the pizza in the box upside-down
lol yes

>> No.5495376

>>5490448
>cut pizza in spiral

>> No.5495479

>>5495376
Like some kind of savory fruit-by-the-foot...

>> No.5495874

>>5490448
Hexagram, actually even more connected occultism and satanism.

>> No.5495904

The local dominos near me will pretty much draw anything I ask them to.

I've had Slenderman, Morgan Freeman, and Tyrion Lannister. Should I start taking pictures for your delight, /ck/?

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>>5493974

>> No.5496021

I never thought I'd get a chance to post this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEM3uH9SgSg

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>>5493619
Ebin

>> No.5498592

>>5490448
THOSE CRAFTY JEWISH BASTARDS HAVE TRICKED YOU ONCE AGAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fybn5yBtWkQ

>> No.5498595

>>5495904
You should have been taking them all along

>> No.5499284

>>5493918
I worked at a catering service once and I had to come in on saturday morning to like like 30 pizzas for a big event.

I forgot to cut every single one of them.

To this day it still haunts me, thinking of their reaction when the actual servers opened up those boxes.

>> No.5499298

>>5495904
How can we know it's not fake? I lost my faith in these kind of things a long time ago and now I can't trust anybody.

>> No.5499316

>>5493981
Apparently they misinterpreted that one a few times and folded it in half or something.

Actually, asking them to not slice it and to fold it in half would be fucking genius...

>> No.5499319

>>5499284
I once accidentally served a customer a coffee with spoiled milk after waiting in the drive thru for 5+ minutes

>> No.5499426

>>5490448
I work at a pizza chain and every time we get a stupid order like this we spit/sneeze on it.

>> No.5499442

>>5499426
you guys are huge cunts

>> No.5499450

>>5499442
ausfailia pls

>> No.5499496

>>5499426
that must be because you are mad you don't get tips and have no future.

>> No.5499504 [DELETED] 

>>5499426
Good job bro. I used to work in the food industry and I always hated stupid shit like this. I noticed white Americans are the only ones that request gay shit like this too. Fucking pigs can't just eat their food, they need to play with it too. Needless to say, I emptied out a lot of phlegm during work hours.

>> No.5499681

>>5492738
How do you eat the middle piece that has no crust to grip? Is that part left as an offering to Satan?

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>>5499681
nigga, have you never eaten pizza before?

>> No.5499755

>>5499504
>>5499426
You guys are the reason I don't fucking eat out anymore.

>> No.5499763

>>5499755

i really don't think this is very common. i've worked at three different fast food establishments and not once have i or a co-worker defiled anyone's food.

>> No.5499782

>>5499755
I worked a job like this and I found some special request like this to be quite funny.

>> No.5499790

>>5499755
>getting trolled by /ck/ into not eating out anymore

hahahahaha this is like short men genuinely becoming insecure from reading manlet trolls

>> No.5499793

>>5499782
That's because you always showed up high.