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5477634 No.5477634 [Reply] [Original]

What is Asian Confusion cuisine, /ck/?

>> No.5477635

Some silly pun that the restaurant owner came up with.

/thread

>> No.5477656

>>5477635
Oh, ok. Thanks.

>> No.5477683

>>5477634
Why don't you ask Chef Jon Lee?

>> No.5477697

>>5477683
Because I had already got lunch from the Taco Bell next door.

Also, looking at the picture it seems like it was closed at the time.

>> No.5477868

>>5477634
It's a Brazilian BBQ place.

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>>5477868

lol no its not... its just a fusion restaraunt.

Looks like they're fusing orange chicken with tacky decor.

>> No.5477917
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5477917

Its when Chinese massage parlor next door to restaurant.
Stomach want one.
Penis want other.

>> No.5477921

>>5477917
Does everyone know that Asian massage is code for bordello?
Any place that advertises a table shower is selling tug jobs.

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>>5477921
I got a great tugger from this place in alburqerque NM a while back.
Felt good man.

>> No.5478083

>>5478076
how do you initiate the happy ending? Ive never gone in but been curious.

>> No.5478089

>>5477634

Aren't you ready to pay whatever they charge for a meal to sit down, read the menu, and bask in ignorance before prostitution?

>> No.5478124

>>5478083
Back in the day it was pretty tough. Not many places offered tuggers an the cops were always busting them.
Back then you had to put their hand on your junk because no cop would do that.
These days just moan a bit and arch your back when they are massaging your ass.

>> No.5478134 [DELETED] 

>>5478089
How many STDs you do have, sceak?

>> No.5478136

>>5478124
good to hear. There's one right next to me but the girls that walk in there seem really hot.

Maybe they're real masseuses? haha. id fucking pay 40 bucks for that bitch to give me a tug.

do they ever blow you or thats hard to find?

>> No.5478149

>>5478124
or make the bitch hate her job more

>> No.5478173

>>5478136
It must say Asian or Chinese massage.
Usually they will offer a table shower even though they have no such equipment on site.
Also they charge about 30 to 50 bucks for half an hour.
Check craigslist under therapeutic services.
Anything even vaguely Asian there will give you a tugger.

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>>5478149

I would never do that to a real massage therapist.

>> No.5478313

>>5478289
but how do you know the difference???

>> No.5478323

>>5478313
Its super easy anon. If they are asian massage and especially if they have adds on craigslist... Its a tug shop.
You can also tell by the way theu mostly massage your ass.

>> No.5478325

>>5478313
a real one resets your dislocated neck joint AND tugs you. the others just tug you.

>> No.5478327

>>5478173
this sounds like a great way to bust people for sexual harassment I'm chuckling