/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5476772]

>when you touch your dick after cutting habenero
fucccckkkkkkkkkk

[Anonymous No.5476776]

guys im dying

[Anonymous No.5476782]

>>5476776
dip it in yoghurt or milk or just ice it man, it's horrible but it will eventually pass

[Anonymous No.5476783]

I did that before. Was cutting some peppers and had to go use the bathroom. Put my hand on my dick and then felt the burn a moment later. It was like putting a fucking icy hot patch on my dick. I looked up on the internet what to do and one of the results was to soak my junk in milk. So what I did was is I got a bowl of milk and then laid on top of the bowl face down. It worked though.

[Anonymous No.5476788]

I DONT HAVE ANY MILK AHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.5476790]

>>5476788
if you don't have dairy then try oil/alcohol or a milky vagina

[Anonymous No.5476793]

> decide to eat a whole scotch bonnet 'cause fuck it
> terrible terrible idea. end up drinking a litre of milk.
> eventually get it down
> think the worst has passed
> the pepper is now in my stomach, doing the same shit
> vomit spicy milk into sink

[Anonymous No.5476797]

>>5476790
i just gonna take a shower and hope for the best
the worst part is it wasnt even an accident, i had already touched my eyelid and it burned pretty good and a few minutes later i was watching mad men and saw a dime and thought 'hey its probably gone now right lemme adjust my junk real quick' but NOPE WTF

[Anonymous No.5476809]

>mfw OP is pacing his house panicking and gasping while grabbing his cock, stopping to type with one hand

[Anonymous No.5476813]

>cutting up some jalapenos for taco shit
>kitchen is hot, I start sweating
>use my hand to wipe the sweat out of my eyes
>mfw

[Anonymous No.5476824]

[Anonymous No.5476829]

well shower was mediocre success dick is good but i got it in my eyes briefly and for some reason its in my nose now
at least i can crank it now

[Anonymous No.5476845]

>>5476772
I was curious and tried this on purpose with jalapenos.

All I had was a cup of greek yogurt so I wasted half the fancy greek yogurt on my junk and ate the other half.

I cannot imagine habenero or something else. Fuck that shit.

[Anonymous No.5476863]

>Doing some gardening
>Habs came in nice
>Pick a handful and bring them inside
>Make a nice home made hot sauce for canning
>Cursory hand wash
>It wasent enough
>Little bit later browsing interwebs
>Urge to fap
>Load up some porn
>Bout a minute into it the tingling starts
>Tingle increases to a low burn
>Remember the habs
>Think to myself: this is going to get bad
>Burning never really got too bad
>Combined with the tingling it was an interesting sensation
>Power through it
>Came fucking buckets
>The kind of cumming you have to catch your breath after

True story. I have not been able to duplicate the experience.

[Anonymous No.5476864]

>>5476845

>I was curious so I intentionally caused myself great pain

[Anonymous No.5476867]

>>5476864
Thus was the entirety of human knowledge gained, anon.

[Anonymous No.5476956]

>>5476793
I wonder what would happen if you didn't chew it

[Anonymous No.5476986]

>>5476772
Happened to me a couple years ago in college. Was dating some dumb sorority bitch. It was "taco night" and I felt like cooking for once to get some real food (elitism! woo!).

Long story short, about 5 minutes after cutting up a habanero or two, as I was sautéing, I stupidly went to adjust my dick. Before the pain set in, I had already realized my grave mistake. I took a glass of milk to the bathroom with me ("haha, your boyfriend is goofy!") and proceeded to gently pour it over my dick, followed by running like a 3 dozen cups of water from the sink. Truly unpleasant.

But the tacos were probably alright.

[Anonymous No.5476989]

>doing uni project
>project was filming us plant chillis
>eat chilli at end
>go to the bathroom
>my dick burned the whole class

[Anonymous No.5476992]

>>5476772
Huxley go to bed.