ghost peppers

[Anonymous No.5470627]

worst ghost pepper experiences?

[Anonymous No.5470857]

>>5470627
I used a one as a suppository.

[Anonymous No.5470861]

[Anonymous No.5471723]

>>5470857
wat

[Anonymous No.5472126]

>>5470627
>handled a couple
>washed hands thoroughly
>scratched ballsack
>didnt wash thoroughly enough
>burn lasted about 3 days

[Anonymous No.5472134]

Some friends and I ordered some dried ghost peppers online a few days ago and they came in this week. Planning on eating them this weekend.

How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.5472190]

>>5472134
geeze did they cost you much?
they cost $3 for 3 or so fresh here

[Anonymous No.5472256]

>be mexican brother-in-law
>hear about contest to eat 10 wings covered in ghost pepper in 10 minutes. payout to winner is $300.
>oh yeah
>be there
>sign waiver, dont give a fuck im going to get paid
>get handed practically a bowl of punch.
>except its the mix of every hot thing there is in the universe, including ghostpepper
>scoville score over 1,830,000
>eh what the hell
>starts eating wings
>after 3, gets super hot
>its too much, i wont make it
>"I can do this." -lauracroft
>gather the strength to eat 3 and a half more.
>4 minutes left on the clock
>"ánon! your sombrero!"
>they throw my trusty sombrero to me, and i wear it proudly
>the comfort i felt when i knew my friends were there for me
>i've gained the strength to finish the wings, with 2 minutes to spare on the clock
>they're all cheering for me.
>get $300 bucks, and praise from co-workers.
>mfw ive got the most painful shit and piss for almost 2 days.

[Anonymous No.5473918]

>>5472126
I fapped after cutting chili peppers and even that was hell

[ETHANOL No.5473940]

>>5472126
>>5473918

Fuck, the horror. I don't get why you can cut chilies all day but the only part of your body that burns in agony when you touch it is the cock and balls. Sometimes washing your hands twice doesn't even help.

[Anonymous No.5473972]

>get to work
>walk into banquet kitchen
>ohhai chef
>here anon eat this and ill make you dinner
>really?
>sure
>whatever you want
>feeds me a spoonful of this pepper shit
>hahaha
>ahahaha
>I injested pure ghost chili powder.
>everythings fine for 1 minute.
>my face turns red
>eyes watering crying
>uncontrollable coughing
>can't breath
>thanks chef
>had a ribeye smothered in truffle demi.

[Anonymous No.5474655]

>>5470627
Chopped up a bunch of brown aka chocolate habaneros one day to add to some chili I was making, so when done I preceeded to wash my hands, then while the chili was cooking my girlfriend seduced me so I fingered her and I heard a shreak. Clearly I didn't wash my hands enough. She didn't let me forget that one for a week or so.

Now I always remember to wash my hands at least three times after chopping up chile peppers, especially the hot ones.

Another bad experience is taking out contact lenses after chopping chile peppers, that really hurts, luckily eyes are resiliant and that pain goes away pretty fast. That's some sharp but short lived pain.

Then of course take a whizz after chopping chiles, after holding muh dik that's more of a long slow burn.

[Anonymous No.5474658]

>>5474655
>Then of course take a whizz after chopping chiles, after holding muh dik that's more of a long slow burn.
I remember the day I learned that lesson.

[Anonymous No.5474661]

>>5470627

>went to the kitchen
>open pantry
>BOOOooOOOOooooo

2spooked

[Anonymous No.5474662]

>>5473940
>I don't get why you

Really bro?

The skin on your fingers is very thick. The capsacin from the peppers doesn't penetrate it.

Your cock and balls are much thinner skin. Hell, if you're uncircumcised then the head of your cock is a mucus membrane just like the inside of your mouth is.

[Anonymous No.5474668]

>be 10
>"hey anon come try this new salsa your uncle gave me!"
>ok dad
>promised it's sweet
>takes entire table spoon into mouth
>ghost pepper salsa
>daddwhy.jpg
i have trust issues now

[Anonymous No.5474675]

>>5472256

I once tried to eat something with 1 million scoville. I couldn't even swallow the little piece I had in my mouth, immediately got the hiccups, saliva was flowing out of my mouth and I thought my mouth caught fire.

Maybe I would've powered through it had I just had a sombrero

[Anonymous No.5474689]

>>5470627
>first year growing Bhut
>get a few dried out, decide to throw them in the food processor to get some super badass chili powder
>no gloves, no mask
>It wasn't too bad until I had to remove my hand from the top to add more peppers.
>it's like being pepper sprayed by a fog machine
>entire house gets fumigated with ghost pepper
>run outside coughing and crying, my face and throat feel like they're on fire
>try to wash off my face with the garden hose, get more capsacin from my hands into my eyes
>spend next three hours clearing out my house of pepper spray
>my cats hated it

[Anonymous No.5474690]

>>5472126
>That sinking feeling when you realise what you just did to yourself

[Anonymous No.5474693]

>>5474662
Even being really careful if it's a really hot pepper when cutting it up, you still need one hand to hold the pepper and tiny microscopic particles can pop out from the cutting process and still get on your hands.

It's not that it burns my hands, they're used to it, but other parts of the body that aren't used to it, especially the pen0r and eyes will feel it if the hands aren't properly washed afterwards.

[Anonymous No.5474696]

>>5474690
Gotta protect them family jewels

[Anonymous No.5474698]

>>5474693
>> tiny microscopic particles can pop out from the cutting process and still get on your hands.

Yes.

>>parts of the body that aren't used to it

It's got nothing to do with "used to it", it has to do with the thickness of your skin and the amount of nerve endings present. Your face and genitals have thin skin and a lot of nerves.

[Anonymous No.5474725]

>>5474675
That's pepper spray at one million. I tried the Homer Simpson thing and put it on eggs.

[Anonymous No.5474731]

>>5474725

How did it go?
And are you the Sombrero man? Because man, isn't it tubular to be known as the Sombrero man and that it gives you the superpower of eating spicy food.
Come to think of it, it might be racist or something but who cares.

[Anonymous No.5474732]

rubbed on dick for a dare

[Anonymous No.5474739]

>>5474731
Not too bad actually. It was a tiny spurt into a huge bowl of eggs, it's rather like putting whole peppercorns into eggs I guess. One bite's fine, but then one bite gets and and knocks your tongue off. If only it could be diluted to coat the whole batch evenly, I think this could be good.

[Anonymous No.5474741]

>a few years ago
>grew naga bhut for the first time
>lots of chilies, fuck yeah
>knew about those little devils, wore gloves
>carefully mixed them with salt and vinegar
>tabasco on steroids
>everything went better than expected

until
>start to clean up
>pour really hot water into the mixer to get all chili out
>suddenly steam loaded with capsaicin everywhere
>cough attack, eyes watering
>parents come in
>"anon what are you...."
>everybody coughs like hell

I'm not allowed to bring naga bhut into the kitchen anymore

>forward a few months
>make cocktail (in the shaker I used when processing the chili)
>I cleaned it thouroughly back then
>mfw the cocktail still burned in my mouth

[Anonymous No.5474770]

>>5474698
I think that either you're wrong or just inexperienced on that one. When I first started chopping chiles I would feel it on my hands, then after years I don't notice it anymore. The thickness of the skin on my hands hasn't changed nor has the number of nerve endings that my hands contain changed.

[Anonymous No.5477009]

>>5474739

>Cooking with Pepperspray
>by Anon

Make it real.

[Anonymous No.5477045]

>>5474655
That because your eyes have tears to wash away any things that are not eye related.

[Anonymous No.5477049]

>>5477045

But skin-tears exist, too. Sweat. But it doesn't help

[Anonymous No.5477074]

I just wear silicone gloves when I'm handling something hotter than a jalapeno.

[Anonymous No.5477102]

>>5477074

Jolla-pea-know