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>that kid who says alcohol doesn't get him drunk

>> No.5468391
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5468391

u mad brah?

>> No.5468393

why are you hanging out with kids OP

>> No.5468394

>>5468373
is this actually a thing? cause I would just hand them a cup of Everclear and watch the fun

>> No.5468401

>>5468394

It's generally 18 year olds who were drinking mixed drinks. I've seen a few people on /ck/ talk this way

>> No.5468433

> start in highschool
> class seems very friendly and we set up a party
> obese white trash dude talks about how alcohol doesn't affect him
> fastforward to party
> we get him insanely drunk and ditch him in a park downtown
> next day in school
> "I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED"

after that he never made the claim again. Although now he's a pretentious fuck who claims to only drink highend whisky

>> No.5468436

who the fuck says this?

Are you just making things up?

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>>5468373
>challenge him on it
>find him passed out on the floor

>> No.5468464

>mfw former fatass who would drink shitloads and still be in control
>mfw lose a load of weight over 2 years and suddenly get drunk as shit every time I drink

its fucking great

>> No.5468478

I knew a guy who couldn't drink alcohol or he'd vomit uncontrollably all over the place.

So I guess technically it's true alcohol wouldn't get him drunk.

>> No.5468494

>that Mormon kid who always tried to fit in and act cool
>someone gave him gatorade in school and told him there was vodka in it
>said Mormon kid acts like he's drunk because he believes it

>> No.5468530

>>5468433
You should put hydrogencyanide in his whiskey. He'll probably not notice it and think it's a part of the "superior flavour"

>> No.5468553

>>5468373
>Realize that how drunk a person acts is dependent a lot on their personality
>Have a calm personality
>No one can tell how drunk I am until I'm ridiculously drunk

I don't like how this works.

>> No.5468557

>>5468464
>tfw ottermode/skinnyfat
>tfw drunk as shit from 5 or 6 shots

All dem savings

>> No.5468563

>>5468464
>>5468557

>tfw less than 5'3" 115 lbs
>tfw plastered off 3 80-100 proof rocks glass drinks

don't even needa try

>> No.5468589

>>5468494
Mormons dont drink though, so he wouldnt accept it. Are the mormons i know the only mormons that actually ARE mormon?

>> No.5468609

>>5468589
He probably didn't drink it then. Either way, he acted drunk.

>> No.5468633

>>5468494
the worst

>that girl who has one beer and acts like she's drunk

>> No.5468664

Well OP you are correct they are idiots but there is some variance naturally in how alcohol affects people.


>Religiously drink 4 litres of water a day
>cyclist
>400+ miles a month
>it takes me roughly half a bottle of jack to get a buzz
>speak to my doctor about it
>you probably just have a larger than average liver and are in good health
>fast forward two years
>donate kidney
>doctors joke with me I have kidneys/liver/pancreas that are all on the higher end of the spectrum of acceptable size/weight
>all my kidney function / liver enzymes are high
>within 6 months my single kidney grew in volume and is better than 10-15% of the population with 2 kidneys
>single kidney outperforming most sickly dehydrated avg Americans easily
>get plastered every other week
>ingest huge amounts of wine / whiskey and never get "BLACKOUT drunk"


Not sure if its cuz of my water routine or just I have shitty genetics

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>>5468664

here have a cookie.

>> No.5468675

>>5468557
>>tfw ottermode/skinnyfat
so which one is it?

>> No.5468678

>>5468664
You aren't drinking enough alcohol you weak-backed ninny. Get some Everclear and put some hair on your chest.

>> No.5468683

>>5468664
>donate kidney

WHY.jpg

>> No.5468686

>>5468664
ON A SIDE NOTE

>can take opiates and retain my control
>enormously high doses and don't pass out or get too sleepy
>they freak out when giving me a sedative for a needle biopsy for a post op thing
>they think I am asleep
>they are poking inside of my kidney with needles
>"hey doctor how long is this going to take"
>everyone freaks out
>"NURSE NURSE YOU FUCKED UP THE DOSE HE ISN'T ASLEEP"
>"its okay doc it doesn't hurt just finish"
>end up conversating with him while he is pulling out a pocket of fluid from where my kidney used to be that build up and was possibly infected
>nurse profusely apologizes to me
>calls like 2 orderlies to help me up and shit
>I just stand up and walk to my bed cuz I didn't want to lay on my stomach anymore
more food related shit
>was pissed for staying in hospital for a week
>eventually my wife decides to bring homecooked food from her and grandma
>she brings in an ice chest FILLED WITH FUCKING FRESH KOREAN / POLISH food
>tons of dumplings / sausage / korean soups /
>tons of sweets
>panic mode DONT LET MY DOCTORS SEE THIS THEY WILL BE FURIOUS
>russian doctor comes in during her showing me all this shit
>wife invites all the nurses in to eat with us
>she serves hot tea to them
>doctor ends up eating with us watching tv on this shitty 15 inch 2 station having channel
>nurses in love with my wife
>doctor laughs about it
>bitches me out for sodium levels and then gives me medicine to make me piss more


>>5468678
I drink 2 battles of jack every weekend with my best friend while we go fishing / hunting

I also partake in moonshine at every family gathering.

>peach moonshine
>my grandpa makes a pine needle moonshine that taste insanely fucking great
>refuses to teach anyone the recipe until he is going to die


>>5468683
>cousin dying
>have two young kids

He is my nigga we grew up together.

I am absurdly healthy and I felt like his kids needed a father cuz their mother is a fucking cunt.

>> No.5468688

>>5468373
>jagermeister doesn't get me drunk, even if i drink the full bottle of it
Sure, he's a big guy but ALCHOL IS ALCOHOL. The flavouring doesn't affect how drunk you get.

>> No.5468781

>>5468675
#rekt

>> No.5468934

>>5468633
>that very same girl who uses that as an excuse to fuck a random guy and claim she was raped while "drunk"

>> No.5468936

>>5468373
>that kid who says alcohol doesn't get him drunk
How old are you OP? Why is this relevant to your life?

>> No.5468952

>>5468686
>can handle opiates

Are you a junkie? Or just abnormally high tolerance?

>> No.5469071

>>5468664
Same. I have to put serious effort into getting drunk, I drink lots daily but don't get hangovers and barely get drunk. Also drink lots of water and do muh cardio. I'm mostly OK with it because I don't like feeling blackout drunk I just like keeping my buzz until I go to sleep. It sucks spending more money on alcohol but I like it when I go out to a bar or party, I can drink all night and keep my cool without vomiting or stumbling about like a jackass.

>> No.5469074

>>5468936
What does age have to do with anything? people do this well into their 50's

>> No.5469077

>>5468934
> that same girl is now my girlfriend, bro! BACK OFF!

>> No.5469084

ITT:
>look how cool I am I drink so much

>> No.5469085

>>5469074
> What does age have to do with anything? people do this well into their 50s.

No they don't. I've never met anyone that says that, first of all. Cause nobody around my people would be dumb enough to say that. but if they did, they would instantly be teh center of attention and drinking an unhealthy amount.

Nobody in their 50s thinks alcohol doesn't get them drunk... you're retarded. And the ones that do are pro alcoholics and can put down 40 shots before they get tipsy.

>> No.5469088

this isn't really super related but

I never drank a lot. I would do a few shots while playing rock band with friends as a kid in highschool, but never full on drinking. I would drink once every few months, if that, and just for a night when I got older. I just moved and I now can drink half a bottle of whiskey like it's nothing and I'm still coherent and almost normal, just slightly buzzed

what the fuck happened

drinking isn't even worth it anymore because it takes so much to get drunk on and alcohol is insanely expensive where I live, even the cheap shit

>> No.5469093

>>5468952
Not him but I used to be able to pop an insane amount of Norcos or Adderall with barely any effect. It wasn't a tolerance thing because I didn't do them often. But for some reason a couple hits of something dank will obliterate me into a dumb stuttering slug. People handle shit differently, different brain chemistry and how we physiologically break down chemicals.

>> No.5469094

>>5469088
maybe you moved to a lower elevation which would explain why you get drunk slower.
(I... I think.)

>> No.5469100

>>5468686
> homecooked food from her and grandma
>she brings in an ice chest FILLED WITH FUCKING FRESH KOREAN / POLISH food

your wife's grandmotehr is korean/polish? your wife's grandmother is still alive?

>> No.5469132

>>5469074
>What does age have to do with anything? people do this well into their 50's
lol no

How old are you?

>> No.5469261

Alcohol gets everyone drunk, it's just a matter of how you drink it, as in how fast you're consuming it - drink as fast as you can and end up plastered in 2 hours or get to your desired level of inebriation and just top up from there for 12 hours), how tired you are when you drink and your personal alcohol tolerance.

People who insist that alcohol has no effect on them are either bragging, stupid or drinking watered down alcohol.

>> No.5469293

>>5469261
It's got an effect but I have to try really fucking hard if I want to get properly drunk.

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>>5468373
>that alcoholic who actually can't get drunk anymore

>> No.5469316

>>5469293
Drink vodka straight from the bottle, 1/3 at a time. That fucks me up pretty well.

>> No.5469507

>>5469261

don't forget about how much food you've got in your stomach.

i tend to always drink on an empty stomach so i don't need to drink quite as much.

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5469724

>Getting some alcohol with friends
>Have you guys ever had 151?
>No
>MFW
>Got to try it once right?
>tell friends that it's strong, they say w/e
>I just drink two shots, and one of whiskey, as i had a whiskey sour and a shot earlier
>They take like 5-7 shots each
>one of them can't even make it to the car, I have to help him
>he throws up in the middle of the street.
>wake up still tipsy

Some funny shit

>> No.5469726

>>5469724
are your friends retarded? literally twice as strong as regular shit, and they take enough shots to kill any light weight

>> No.5469732

>>5469094
No stupid.

>>5469088
You're probably very inactive when you drink. You don't notice the increase of your inebriation. You could also be less affected by alcohol and/or your tolerance is high.

>> No.5469733

>>5469726

I showed them the proof and told them the %, and straight up said "one shot = two shots" 2-3 times. I think so.

>> No.5469734

>>5468373
I don't get drunk per see. I tend to go from "nothing" to "sleepy" without the embarassing "loud faggot naked on table" phase.
I think I managed to stay awake enough to start losing my equilibrium once or twice. Overall alcohol is a fun killer for me, so I don't drink much.

>> No.5469739

>>5469093
I fucking loved Norcos. I had this old man that used to sell them to me. Used to pop 3 or 4 and take a large shot of whiskey. Work has never been as fun since then.

I have the same thing as well though. I can't handle weed at all. That shit sends me to another world and I stop talking.

>> No.5469765

>6'4" almost 300lbs.
>need to do a couple shots when everyone starts drinking just to keep pace with people
>always hungry when drunk
>usually blow $100+ at bars on drinks and food
>get cut off and sober up on the way home
>everyone else still drunk and having fun

sometimes I wish I were small so I could get drunk on thirty bucks.

>> No.5469770

>that kid who says he has never had a hangover

I am this kid

Is this normal?

>> No.5469771

>>5469765
>eating while drinking at a bar
get a load of this faggot

>> No.5469782

>>5469770
I had a hangover exactly once. And that was because I couldn't rehydrate, for I was in bed with a girl.

>> No.5469789

>>5469770
I didn't get a hangover until I was 27. Just wait until you get a little older.

>> No.5469905

>>5469765
a bottle of vodka is 30 bucks

>> No.5470874

>>5468664
Cool story, bro

>> No.5470878

>>5469733
You can easily catch the shot on fire because the fumes are so toxic.

>> No.5470884 [DELETED] 

>>5470874
you so cool you must be a big deal in your town and if you dont want to hear my story that dont read it you ugly bitch

later all cause now iam in a bad mood by this hating asshole that brings people down here later all and peace out

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>>5468664

Can I have your other kidney?

>> No.5470942

most of the reason these kids dont get drunk is because of mixer drinks and 'beer' and ofcorse 'eating first'. when my dad was teaching me how to down some whiskey he allwayse insist that I 'dont eat anything before I down afew shots' as well as teaching me the 'hold breath, swig, exhale' trick.

When I was at a party with a bunch of out of highschool kids with me being afew years out of it I intentialy had them starve abit once I herd them go 'MAN I GOT AN IRON LIVER', with some straight up vodka in the party with some hawaian punch I toulk them up on the clam, let them down the stuff and watch them stew abit, shits funny.

And just about everything taistes good when your drunk, most of the time food saves me from being compleatly pass out drunk.

>> No.5470949

>>5468373

>people bragging how much they can drink

>> No.5470961

>>5470931

I bet his liver will take over his kidney's function

>> No.5471079

>>5469905
What shitty over marketed vodka are you buying? You can get a handle for $8-12.

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>Sorry man I can't drink
>Oh why not?
>Im allergic to alcohol
>Damn, that sucks man. Does your throat close up or does it just itch really bad?
>Oh nothing like that happens I just get drunk really really fast.

>> No.5471128

>>5471079
Some people aren't dirt poor and can afford to get something that actually taste good. I haven't bought a 10 dollar handle since high school

>> No.5471140

>>5471128
Vodka is all the same. It's ethanol and water. Unless you're buying Polish or Russian vodka you're getting ripped off.

>> No.5471152

>>5471140
No there is an obvious taste difference between Vlad/Mr Boston and Absolut and Grey Goose.

>> No.5471161

>>5471152
>aboslut

opinion discarded, tastes as good as any plastic bottle, save for lowest of the low like skol or mccormick. And only fools waste their money on goose.

>> No.5471166

>>5471161
Absolut is easily the best mid range vodka. Smirinoff is terrible and the others are just ok.

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>That kid with the Oedipus complex

>> No.5471233

>>5471166
>not stoli
>not russian standard
pleb

>> No.5471236

>>5471233
>Not based Belvedeere

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>>5471152
>>5471166
Good goy you fell for the marketing

>> No.5471331

>>5468433

>Obese
>white thrash
>pretentious

How is that even possible?

>> No.5471336

>that kid who goes to parties
>constantly tells everyone "I don't drink" even though nobody asks or even fucking cares

Just shut the fuck up already, everybody already thinks you're creepy; this isn't helping

>> No.5471358

>>5468478
Sounds like he's allergic to alcohol.

>> No.5471361

>>5468589
I know a Mormon girl that doesn't drink alcohol, caffeine, soda, or juice.

The first one is at least due to her religion.

>> No.5471363

>>5471336
That's more of a /ck/ thing

>> No.5471365

>>5468664
Hey man, I'm applying to a place as a development specialist for a bike organization. I know nothing about bikes.

what do

>> No.5471422

>>5471361
Alcohol and caffeine are because of religion, dont know about the other two

>> No.5471428

>>5471336
>Go to parties
>dont drink
>every friend asks me to do a shot, every 15 minutes

Stopping asking dick

>> No.5471429

>>5471236
Belvedere tastes like expensive ass. I scanned the UPC for food logging, and it came up with Svedka. not worth the extra $20 for a pretty bottle.

>> No.5471431

don't you mean the kids who thinks he is so cool because his dad gave him a beer

>> No.5473172

>>5468373
I am unable to drink enough beer fast enough to get drunk

same with tame mixed drinks

my 'go to' drink for getting dunk is everclear
>start with 2 shots
>2 more 15 minutes apart
>another shot every 30 minutes

gets me buzzed enough to enjoy life a whole lot more

>> No.5473182

>>5473172
Try not eating a full meal beforehand, or not babbying your drink.

This is coming from a 260lb alcoholic who regularly drinks beer for a buzz.

>> No.5473203

>>5473182
Are you me? Well I drink cheap fortified wine but still.

>> No.5473241

>>5468373
>that grown man who says alcohol doesnt get him drunk because of his irish heritage even though he has barely any and has an english surname as well

>> No.5473255

>people that say their pills are working after they took 3 and are clearly fucked up
>say they want to take more
>shortly after as the high continues to build they decline to take more

>> No.5473323

>>5473241

>I'm 1/16th Irish and I celebrate their culture. Wooo St Patrick wooo

>> No.5473334

>>5473182
buzz =/= drunk
ps i have 100 pounds on you