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Every post adds one instruction.
Trips has to cook it.

1. Dice onions

>> No.5466176
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2. Braise in sriracha for 3 hours

>> No.5466177

Watermelon foam

>> No.5466178

Dude, if you're gonna make a recipe, include quantities.

Dice 1 medium potato, preheat your oven to 350 fahrenheit.

>> No.5466183

>>5466178
Sprinkle potato with bacon grease and bake it for 3 weeks

>> No.5466199

simmer 1/2 a cup of sliced white mushrooms in 2 cups of honey for 5 minutes

>> No.5466216

Put everything in a blender with half a cup of yellow mustard and blend until smooth.

>> No.5466225

Garnish with fresh garlic

>> No.5466228

>>5466225
done.

>> No.5466230

Cook a steak in vegetable broth for half an hour

>> No.5466239

then dump down garbage disposal

>> No.5466240

Mince your waifu

>> No.5466244

>>5466240
Cry into container until full, then steam your waifu in your tears

>> No.5466306

Add seasoning and by seasoning you know I mean pink himalayan salt and grated kraft singles with ketchup

>> No.5466319

>>5466225
finish with Quinky

>> No.5466634

fry a quantity equal to five seconds of straight squeezing of ketchup in a frying pan for 5 minutes

>> No.5466639
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Serve with a side of turkey fries

>> No.5466645

>>5466634
shove it in your anus

>> No.5466646

11. freeze one quart EVOO

>> No.5466652

Boil three cups of water.

>> No.5466670

>>5466319
kill the quinky sauce guy, roast his bones to make a soup.

>> No.5466675

Garnish with a four leaf clover

>> No.5466676

3 stones

>> No.5466793

Mix seven tins of cat food in a bowl with 1/2 cup mayonnaise, 1 jar of spaghetti sauce, and 1/4 cup of butter.

>> No.5466798

Add copious amounts of ketchup and garlic salt.

>> No.5466837

boil water and them mix it with cider vinegar and the milk

>> No.5467141

whisk in some psyillium husk

>> No.5467192

add 1/2 cup flour

>> No.5467193

Whip' some cream you while listening to nigga singsong

>> No.5467265

Add in half a bag of sugarless gummy bears for good measure.

>> No.5467271

Take everything and put it into a cassrole dish and bake for 35-40 minutes.

>> No.5467274

>>5467271

then throw it out and order a pizza

>> No.5467279

>>5467274
only to retrieve it and spray whipped cream on top of it shortly before splattering it with your fist. Add diced ham.

>> No.5467282

>>5467279
and Kraft singles. Place under the grill for 5 minutes until golden brown.

>> No.5467284

4 cups of papa johns garlic butter sauce

>> No.5467292

cure

>> No.5467293

add urine concentrate

>> No.5467313

Once thats done, begin preparing your sauce

>> No.5467315

>>5467313
fap into a pot and let reduce

>> No.5467318

>>5466174
As an oatmeal enthusiast am I appalled by that.

>> No.5467319

>>5467318
You are appalled by apples, milk, and nuts? What do you add to your oatmeal, french fries?

>> No.5467325

season liberally

>> No.5467330

>>5466670
grind his bones to make bread

>> No.5467331

stuff with cilantro pesto

>> No.5467333

Add a can of creamed corn, a gallon of pickle juice, and 3 pounds of salt to a pot.

>> No.5467336

>>5467333
well shit

>> No.5467370

Throw it on the ground and stomp on it and kick it around a bit

>> No.5467374

shit

>> No.5467377

Ejaculate into it.

>> No.5467400
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>>5467333
AHAHAHAHAHA
Be sure to take pics

>> No.5467402

>>5466174

dump 2 large bottles of HEINZ ketchup on it.

>> No.5467403
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>>5467402
*Heinz GREEN Ketchup, of course

>> No.5467405

>>5467403


awwwww yeah

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>>5467403
no, blue

>> No.5467412

>>5467409

Hey you fuck head it's going to be purple ketchup. You fucking understand me you little shit head? It's gonna be purple ketchup and you ain't going to do shiiiit about it.

>> No.5467416

>>5467333

>dice onions, braise in sriracha for 3 hours
>watermelon foam
>dice one medium potato, preheat oven to 350
>sprinkle potato with bacon grease, bake for 3 weeks
>simmer 1/2 a cup of sliced white mushrooms in 2 cups of honey for 5 minutes
Put everything in a blender with half a cup of yellow mustard and blend until smooth.
>Garnish with fresh garlic
>finish with Quinky
>Cook a steak in vegetable broth for half an hour
>Mince your waifu, Cry into container until full, then steam your waifu in your tears
>Add seasoning and by seasoning you know I mean pink himalayan salt and grated kraft singles with ketchup
>fry a quantity equal to five seconds of straight squeezing of ketchup in a frying pan for 5 minutes
> freeze one quart EVOO
>boil three cups of water
>Garnish with a four leaf clover
>3 stones
>Mix seven tins of cat food in a bowl with 1/2 cup mayonnaise, 1 jar of spaghetti sauce, and 1/4 cup of butter.
>Add copious amounts of ketchup and garlic salt.
>boil water and them mix it with cider vinegar and the milk
>whisk in some psyillium husk
>add 1/2 cup flour
>Add in half a bag of sugarless gummy bears for good measure.
>Take everything and put it into a cassrole dish and bake for 35-40 minutes.
>spray whipped cream on top of it shortly before splattering it with your fist. Add diced ham and Kraft singles. Place under the grill for 5 minutes until golden brown.
>4 cups of papa johns garlic butter sauce
>cure
>fap into a pot and let reduce
>season liberally
>stuff with cilantro pesto
>Add a can of creamed corn, a gallon of pickle juice, and 3 pounds of salt to a pot.

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>>5467412
nah, it will be white "ketchup" from my own 100% eco production. Only natural sugars and full of delicious protein for dem gainz.

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>> No.5467553

>>5467416
Somebody needs to try this [within reason]

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>>5467553
There is an anon who rolled trips. he has to make it. He gambled by posting in this thread, and he lost.

>> No.5467720

Measure exactly 300ml of whisky. drink it.

>> No.5467724

>>5467708

Should he fix it again if that's what he had for Sunday Dinner yesterday?

>> No.5467732

>>5467416
i think this is more of a meal than a single dish.

>blended bacon potato mustard mushroom smoothie thing with garlic topping

> vegetable borth steak, with himalayan kraft ketchup sauce, waifu tears to garnish and frozen olive oil

>stone and clover tea

>cat food, spahetti, and gummi bear with multiple sauces casserole, toped with kraft and garlic sauce

>reduced semen, cilantro, creamed corn and pickle sauce

>turkey fries as the side

i swear this is the kind of thing i can imagine heston serving

>> No.5467788

>>5467416
Sounds like a How to Basic video

>> No.5468062

>>5467732
this arrangement makes it sound better than it actually is