/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5399367]

person who is new to drinking here. I bought this beer on a whim and I absolutely can't stand it. why is it so bad?

what is your go to drink, /ck/? what do you think is good for someone who is new to this kind of stuff?

[Anonymous No.5399370]

>>5399367
because its made with fish?

[Anonymous No.5399387]

did you take a streetcar downtown, read henry miller and wander around?

[Anonymous No.5399391]

>>5399370
No, it's made from homeless people's urine.

[Anonymous No.5399392]

>>5399367
you're drinking it cold right? Let it warm up to room temp and try again.

[Anonymous No.5399394]

>>5399391
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/14/guinness-fish-bladder_n_2878165.html

[anon No.5399427]

>>5399367
It's not a beer, OP. It's a stout...which may not be as accessible to people new to drinking.
What do you mean by "new to drinking"? Do you have any likes or dislikes?

[Anonymous No.5399452]

>>5399392
I'm drinking it cold, I'll let it warm up and see if it tastes better.

>>5399427
I got it in my local supermarket because it seemed decent.
I don't really drink and I haven't done much besides taste something every now and then. I've only really ever enjoyed sweet things like moscato and sangra.

[Anonymous No.5399457]

>>5399427
>implying a stout isnt a beer

[Anonymous No.5399458]

>>5399367
One word: cider

[Anonymous No.5399466]

>>5399367
cider or rum and coke or vodka + whatever

start with sugary stuff then slowly go less HFCS

[Anonymous No.5399491]

Do some research. Find some craft breweries in your area and buy some of their beer. Fresh craft beer is worlds better than mass produced beer sold for its name only.

I remember when I first started drinking I hated all the beer I drank, but the very first sip I took of a local breweries Pale Ale I was hooked on craft beer. You pay a premium price for it, but it is very much worth it.

[Anonymous No.5399514]

No one starting out every likes the taste of beer.

Its all about the good time you're having at the moment.

Having a couple or lots of drinks, mixing it up with people, flirting with girls and groping tits.

after 3 beers, you cant even taste it anymore.

[Anonymous No.5399527]

guiness in a can is only good for cooking

[anon No.5399601]

>>5399457
For purposes of OP's inquiry, a stout is not a genero-beer. Stouts are much different than your average beer imo.

As for OP: if you like sweet, whiskey and coke is a classic and sweet combination. Once you start appreciating the taste of the whiskey instead of using the coke as a mixer try gravitating toward something like a honey whiskey to drink standalone. That shit's sweet and also has body and complexity.

[Anonymous No.5399613]

>>5399514
>>5399601

ITT: suburban teenagers

[Anonymous No.5399678]

>beer in a can
there's your problem

[Anonymous No.5399729]

>>5399367
>why is it so bad?

because you are a fucking pleb of a little girl. guiness daught is delicious. it may not be the finest stout around, but i'd take a guiness or any dark beer over lime infused pussy drinks like corona.

[Anonymous No.5399731]

>>5399367
>person who is new to drinking here.

maybe you should start with cherry flavoured wine coolers, hard (lol) lemonade or other pussy drinks you fucking faggot LOL

[Anonymous No.5399735]

I know the feel OP. I've tried this stuff and it is absolutely awful

[Anonymous No.5399737]

>>5399735
pussy spotted. maybe a bud light with new vented can would be more up your alley, you're obviously no vented virgin!

[Anonymous No.5399760]

>>5399367

Beer is an acquired taste. You either fight through it or carefully and slowly sink into the delight by mixing it first with something like Fanta and put less and less Fanta in until one day, you're drinking pure beer like a manly man with a hairy chest

[Anonymous No.5399850]

>>5399737
>pussy spotted. maybe a bud light
I bet you describe Guinness as "heavy" and have told people "drinking one or two makes you feel full".

Well, I hate to break it to you... but the ABV of Guinness and Bud Light is pretty much the same. Guinness is a pretty light beer, kids just get intimidated by their first taste of a stout and imagine things.

I like Guinness, but it is the Corona of the stout world.

[Anonymous No.5399860]

There is no alcohol that taste good. It is all an acquired taste that people initially drink for the effect. Beer is special, not because its the best tasting alcohol, but because its the single type of alcoholic drink that can quench your thirst. Personally I can drink it all night but feel that its completely overrated and I'd rather have chu-his or mixed drinks.

The only people who say they drink alcohol for the flavor are the people who drank too much when they were younger and can't get the awesome effects without a hangover

[Anonymous No.5399864]

>>5399850

It kind of feels heavier than other kinds of beer though. Oh well

[Anonymous No.5399865]

>>5399760
>Drinking something with 5-8% alcohol is manly

No, its not

[Anonymous No.5399866]

>>5399864
>other kinds of beer

kek. just slink away, there's no saving this.

[Anonymous No.5399867]

>>5399866

What do you mean? I just don't know the English terms for them like Pils and Alt and for some reason I didn't feel like looking them up

[Anonymous No.5399869]

>>5399860
>I don't like something so nobody else can like it

You realize that's an actual symptom of autism?

[Nigel Farage No.5399937]

>>5399367
>new to drinking
Faggot
>what is your go to drink, /ck/?
Guinness
>what do you think is good for someone who is new to this kind of stuff?
A slap

[Anonymous No.5399945]

>>5399367
Where do u live OP? Guinness doesn't travel well so Guinness Draught is what is used overseas. If you want to try Guinness properly, try it on tap.

[Anonymous No.5399954]

It is not bad you nigger, learn to communicate.
You dont like that type of beer and it is fine.
Try something like wheat beer.
Krombacher unfiltered or crystal should do the trick.

[Anonymous No.5400045]

Guinness is the worst stout I've ever had. Idk why people defend it. I'd rather get a cheap as fuck adjunct lager than spend 6+ dollars on something that tastes just as cheap
OP you need to just start trying different types of brews. Pale ales, pilsners, lagers, whatever. Go from there

[Anonymous No.5400084]

>>5399850
Just how obese are you? Drinking two of anything loaded with co2 should make you feel full.

[Anonymous No.5400116]

>>5400084
I am 6', 180 lbs and pretty active.

Also, Guinness does not have CO2 in it and is, in fact, less gassy compared to other beers.

If you are suggesting that being able to drink more than two beers without feeling full makes one obese, you should man the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.5400121]

>>5399864
lol he (>>5399850) described you perfectly, didn't he?

[Anonymous No.5400124]

>>5400121

No

[Anonymous No.5400203]

>>5400045
It depends where you are.
Guiness does not travel, so unless you're in the same city as the brewery, it's going to be subpar

[Anonymous No.5400421]

And then the faggots came and pissed all over the thread.

Next step.
>fruity hoopy aroma very complex with many flavors sweet, boozy, with bitterness forming the backdrop, rich, thick, long bittersweet aftertaste

oh you pretentious beer faggots, you will be the downfall of the beer industry.

[Anonymous No.5400446]

>>5400045
I see, you are one of those faggots who thinks the dark lord beer is extremely good just for the fact that it is pretty much imposible to get.

>cheap taste
Yeah sure buddy, your palate can discern how much money a beer should cost.

[Anonymous No.5400448]

>>5399367

Sucks to be you, Guinness is one of the few beers I think isn't complete shit.

[Anonymous No.5400462]

>>5400446
Never had whatever you're talking about. Guinness has little to no flavor and is too expensive for its shit quality. Obsidian stout by Deschutes is widely available, the same price, and miles ahead of Guinness. Sorry. Your beer is shit. I'm gonna go crack open a High Life.

[Anonymous No.5400486]

>>5399387

[Anonymous No.5400522]

If you're drinking it cold and from the can then that's the problem.

Let it warm up, shake the can up a bit (that's what the ball in it is for), then pour it into a glass.

[Anonymous No.5400954]

>>5400462
>Murriturd stout.
What faggot because it say so in beer advocate you think is better?
HAHAHA what a faggot.
>miles ahead
HAHAHA fag please my sides hurt.

[Anonymous No.5400958]

>>5400462
>Little to no flavor.
Maybe you should stop burning your useless tongue then you stupid fat fuck. It may not be the best beer around, but to say that there's no complexity to the flavour is just ridiculous. The deep char of the hops gives it a fruity, coffee-like aroma that you'd actually taste if you had the sense to sip it instead of chugging it like a Colt.

[Anonymous No.5400963]

>>5399367
>why is it so bad?
Because you pee sitting down.

All alcohol is an acquired taste.

You're not going to acquire a taste for alcohol by chugging Keystones or mixing vodka with sugary soft drinks.

Pick a liquor or beer that is well regarded and drink it straight until you can figure out why it's fucking delicious and why you were being an imbecile for thinking it was gross.

[Anonymous No.5400972]

>>5400522
it's supposed to be served at 55 to 60 degrees

[Anonymous No.5400973]

>>5400963
And this goes the same to you lady
>>5400045

[Anonymous No.5400977]

>>5400963
Guinness is pleb as fuck, drink real stouts you faggot.

[Anonymous No.5401010]

>>5400954
No it just is better. Idk what they say on that website about either beers. There are much better European stouts as well. Guinness is shit.
>>5400958
I've tried the stuff multiple times in my life. Every time it has tasted like bitter water. Nothing else to it really.

[Anonymous No.5401019]

>>5400977
>>5400973
I don't even drink beer that much, calm down. When I do, it's some form of Shiner.

Whisky4lyfe

[Anonymous No.5401024]

>>5401019
Shiner rules. I go to town on the Cheer every year

[Anonymous No.5401028]

>>5401019
Why do you keep the boxes?

[Anonymous No.5401032]

>>5401028
They look nice.

[Anonymous No.5401038]

>>5399760
>mixing it first with something like Fanta

Hahahahaha holy shit.

[Anonymous No.5401051]

>>5401028
this:
>>5401032
Even though Speyburn, Tomatin and Glen Moray are barely mid-shelf whiskies, they're nice to collect.

Got empty bottles on the window sill in my kitchen.

[Anonymous No.5401068]

I like Guiness, though I think it's best in draught form. Call me "pretentious" but there is better can/bottle beer to be had.

I didn't like it at first(Guinness), but after I was introduced to irish car bombs I acquired a taste for it.

Now if I ever find myself somewhere that serves it draught, I'll usually grab a pint.

[Anonymous No.5401077]

>>5401051
You collect empty bottles?
Each to their own I guess, I just collect the full ones, I must be weird

[Anonymous No.5401085]

Guinness has less alcohol than Budweiser and most of it is made in Canada. After having numerous Stouts I feel that it is rather weak on the overall scale of Stouts. It has too light of a body, barely any flavor, flat, and you're pretty much just drinking the marketing like you are with any other major brand of beer,

[Anonymous No.5401143]

>>5401019
>look at me look at me im a single malt hipster faggot

[Anonymous No.5401144]

Guinness is a bit of an oddball in that it's a dry, relatively light stout whereas most (almost all) stouts are very heavy bodied and commonly a bit on the sweet side as well. Many people who like stouts and porters often dislike Guinness because they expect a stout to be strong and rich, while Guinness is almost the opposite, being crisp and refreshing. This doesn't mean that it's a shit beer, though. Guinness is definitely an acquired taste, even more so than beer in general.

[Anonymous No.5401183]

>>5401038

What's the deal? It tastes nifty and is really refreshing on a hot summer day if you don't want to drink a lot

[Anonymous No.5401206]

white rum + coke was the first thing i really loved and it's still my favorite drink to this day.

[Anonymous No.5401263]

>>5399601
>Once you start appreciating the taste of the whiskey instead of using the coke as a mixer try gravitating toward something like a honey whiskey to drink standalone. That shit's sweet and also has body and complexity.
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.5401325]

I love a half and half or a black velvet. Sometimes you can get a good deal combining it with some of the pricier beers. 90 minute and naughtiness drug is wonderful.

[Anonymous No.5401328]

Where do you like OP? I could recommend some great starter beers for you.

[Anonymous No.5401337]

>>5401328
New York

[Anonymous No.5401348]

>>5399367
Try Innis & Gunn (Original Oak Aged Beer variety). It's very tasty and a lot more representative of beer as a whole than Guinness. Pretty much singlehandedly kickstarted my interest in beer.

[Anonymous No.5401376]

>>5401337

Brooklyn Lager is a must. That should be your reference for what a Lager should taste like.

Sixpoint cans their beer and makes some really fantastic stuff. Their IPA, Bengali Tiger, is damn good. You should definitely try The Crisp if you like the Brooklyn Lager.

Ommegang, the brewery releasing the Game of Thrones beers, does some really good Belgian style beers. Try the Witte or Hennepinne for a lighter, more crisp taste, or the Abbey Ale or Three Philosophers for a more deep, rich taste.

Southern Tier has some good beer too. Their IPA, 2XIPA, and 2XStout are all good. The Blackwater releases are really good too.

[Anonymous No.5401380]

>>5399370

isinglass is used in a fuckton of beers.

[Anonymous No.5401386]

>>5399367
Your first drinking experience should be a cold mexican beer on a hot motherfucking day. Work your way up from there.

[Anonymous No.5401391]

>>5401376

Next step on thread achieved
>>5400421
Congratz faggot.

[Anonymous No.5401400]

>>5401376
G-Zuz
Look at this faggot.
>That should be your reference for what a Lager
Look at the lager authority everybody.
>does some really good Belgian style beers
Because you know better than those dirty belgians.
>The Blackwater releases
Releases? oh shit pretentious faggot comin thru.
Everybody watch out.

[Anonymous No.5401412]

>>5399370
Loads of beers and wines are clarified with isinglass, and have been for quite some time. I don't get why Guinness specifically gets so much shit for it.

[Anonymous No.5401423]

>>5401019

Ardbeg.. my nigga

[Anonymous No.5401424]

>>5401400
I've had Belgian beer, in Belgium. Ommegang does a really good job. Monks Blood by 21st Amendment is actually better than most Abbey ales I had over there. If you can find it, it's definitely worth picking up.

[Anonymous No.5401435]

>>5401423

ardbeg sucks dick.

[Anonymous No.5401448]

>>5401424

Monk's Blood is tasty. Brewery Vivant in Michigan makes some good Belgian style beers and also cans their products.

[Anonymous No.5401455]

>>5401424
You dont know dicks hipster.
Keep pretending.
>drinking anything else than this ultra pretentius belgian beer.
Stay pleb.
pic totally related

[Anonymous No.5401492]

coronas and heinekin never fail, easy to drink, light flavour. Where I live is hot as shit all year so it's easy to crush 12 beers in a session without even realising it.

[Anonymous No.5401520]

>>5401077
I have this weird habit of draining them. Can't seem to kick it.

>>5401143
Yeah, I don't take photos of all the low-mid blends, ryes and various other whiskies.

>>5401435
Ardbeg is delicious and I will 1v1 irl. Their packaging is a bit pretentious to say the least - espousing that not only are they the best Islay whisky, but also the best whisky basically ever for all time.

Ardbeg is too much for me most of the time. It's the whisky I pull out after I've been drinking other whiskies and whiskeys all day. Much prefer Laphroaig or Ledaig.

[Anonymous No.5401573]

>>5399367
Rules for drinking newbies:
-start off with something lighter and decent, don't go straight into high gravity beers
-liquor before beer
-try a lot of different stuff and quit listening to other people when they say something is the best ever. NO ONE has the same taste in drinks as you
-tip the bartender, things always work out better that way

[Anonymous No.5401603]

>>5401573
>-liquor before beer
Just don't mix liquor and beer.

It's for the best.

Stick to one or the other.

[Anonymous No.5401636]

>>5399367
Don't drink dark beers without some experience with beers, they will be too hefty for a beginner. Start with some Pils from germany or czech.

[Anonymous No.5401672]

>>5401636

There's nothing wrong with dark beers. Porters and Stouts are dark in color and don't necessarily have more alcohol content that their pale counterparts. As a matter of fact, many people find that drinking Porters or Stouts helps them drink more quality beer.

[Anonymous No.5401678]

>>5401636
I never really liked beer til I started drinking porters/stouts, sammy smith oatmeal being one of the first followed by saint peters and developed from there

though im prob in the minority and generally what you said is correct

[Anonymous No.5401711]

because beer is shit and won't get you drunk for less than thousands of calories and a bloated stomach.

go buy a good rum

[Anonymous No.5401779]

>>5401448
I'll keep my eyes open. I was really surprised at how they nailed the traditional Abbey style with the Monks Blood. A lot of American breweries fuck it up

[Anonymous No.5401783]

>>5400958
Guinness is very light tasting. It sounds like it is the only stout you've had and you are remembering it differently.

See: >>5399850

[Anonymous No.5401838]

>>5401678
Same here. Thought I didn't like beer in general, then I tried OP pic and I found I love dark beer. Now I enjoy stuff like Duvel and Sam Adams Boston, but still prefer dark generally. Smith's Oatmeal is one of my tops for sure. Also high up is Yount's Double Chocolate.

I still love Guinness Draught. That creamy head brings me back for many re-visits. My stomach is a mess most of the time, but this beer has never given me any irritation, while shit like "high gravity" and similar often can give me problems. And it's not just the alc. content, because more than beers I drink rum and even that doesn't bother my stomach much.

[Anonymous No.5401844]

>>5401183
0/10

ZERO.

[Anonymous No.5401876]

>>5400448
Yeah, it has the mildest hint of a stout with sudden overtones of combined burnt barley and rubber.
You are quite the connoisseur.

[Anonymous No.5402190]

>>5399729
second

[Anonymous No.5402404]

>>5401844

What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.5402913]

>>5399729
>Guinness is for men
Why? Because it's ABV is that of Bud Light but they have successfully marketed it as some manly potion?

It's one of the blandest stouts around and, contrary to what the neckbeards say, I've been to Ireland twice and it does not actually taste different there.

I bet you drink 6 Guinness a year, all around St. Patrick's day when you celebrate your pride in being 1/12 Irish.

[Anonymous No.5402927]

>>5401019
>tips fedora

[Anonymous No.5402932]

Yall niggaz don't know about muh Leffe or franziskanner.

[Anonymous No.5402962]

>>5402913
This and fuck Georgie Best

Op this is what i would do:
I'd get the most commercial brands i could get my hands on, the general rule is that they are filtered as hell and the flavor is somewhat standard and simple.
Thats when you start to notice the subtle taste of everyother type of beer.
From lagers to bocks.
After that you can plunge yoursefl into the hipster and pretentius world of gourmet beer.

[Anonymous No.5403016]

>>5401603
LOL
>implying no carbombs

[Anonymous No.5403019]

>>5402913
can you even fucking read you twat? I said guiness is not even the best stout, but i'd drink it over lime flavored piss. i prefer dark ales but i do enjoy guiness at pubs/restaurants when they don't have anything better on the menu. also LOL le beer patrician.

[Anonymous No.5403022]

>>5401603

>tfw sometimes drop a shotglass with liquor into my beer

It's tasty

[Anonymous No.5403041]

>>5403019
>I'd prefer Guinness, the Corona of stouts, to Corona

[Anonymous No.5403049]

>>5403041
butthurt lime flavour piss drinker spotted

[Anonymous No.5403054]

>>5401400
What do you drink?

[Anonymous No.5403075]

>>5403054
ANY type of beer.
ANY style from ANY place.
Because i love and enjoy beer and i dont pretend to be a fucking connoisseur or authority.

The only beer i had and i was like WTF is this was:
Krombacher salitos.

I mean if you want to be a cunt about it, take a pic of your hipster beer and brag about in pinterest/fagbook/instafag and wathever

[Anonymous No.5403079]

>>5403075
>I'll drink anything
That's like saying "I'll read anything because I love literature". Having taste preferences is not a bad thing.

I guess the "don't rise above the status quo or you'll be an elitist" populist garbage has had quite the effect on you.

[Anonymous No.5403081]

>>5401024
Aww yeah. Taste like Christmas.

[Anonymous No.5403104]

>>5403079
Ah you must be one of these faggots

>Pours dark brown with red hues, hardly any head or bubbles. Miso/Soy/Umami, lots of sweetness, toffee, sugary malt, balsamic vinegar in aroma. Taste has chocolate, port wine, dates, coconut, loads of sugary sweetness, peppery notes, some alcohol. Full body, low carbonation, sticky mouth feel. Short after taste.

Do i have a favorite type of beer? yes i have.
Also comparing a beverage with reading?
NIGGER WHAT?! Are you high/on acid/ stupid?

[Anonymous No.5403114]

>>5403104
Out of curiosity, how old are you?

[Anonymous No.5403118]

>>5403079

>tfw drink nearly every beer I can get my hands on because they taste neato

Why constrict yourself when you can open your mind and palate to the joys of lots of different beers

[Anonymous No.5403122]

>>5403104
>Pours dark brown with red hues, hardly any head or bubbles. Miso/Soy/Umami, lots of sweetness, toffee, sugary malt, balsamic vinegar in aroma. Taste has chocolate, port wine, dates, coconut, loads of sugary sweetness, peppery notes, some alcohol. Full body, low carbonation, sticky mouth feel. Short after taste.
Why does this bother you? People have different interests and hobbies and some enjoy pursuing something beyond a casual interest.

Someone commented on the color and taste of a drink using a common vocabulary and referencing tastes with other foods.

It isn't that big of a deal. I don't know why people think anything beyond complete and utter mediocrity is pretentious.

[Anonymous No.5403123]

>>5403104
The dude was right though. Do you fuck anything that moves as well? There's nothing wrong with having standards

[Anonymous No.5403125]

>>5403114

[Anonymous No.5403129]

>>5403118
I'm not going to drink Bud Light simply because "I LOVE BEER". I'm not going to read TMZ because I am interested in current events, listen to Justin Bieber because I like music, or eat Burger King because I like food.

Having discerning personal tastes is not a bad thing. Maybe you are young and still get a thrill out of simply drinking alcoholic beverages.

[Anonymous No.5403133]

>>5403118
This nigga understands.

[Anonymous No.5403134]

>>5403125
I figure you are a college freshman, maybe an immature 22 at most.

[Anonymous No.5403135]

>>5403129

As long as you've at least tried it, it's cool. I'm not saying that you should force yourself to drink/eat things you hate even after trying them a couple of times but, you know, just, keep an open mind.

[Anonymous No.5403143]

>>5403129
You see you are doing it again.
Comparing two different things is the moronic way of making sense out of nothing.
>drinking beer is like playing the ukelele
>drinking beer is like riding the bus
>drinking beer is like singing in the rain
Fuck you pretentiuos faggot.

[Anonymous No.5403147]

>>5403134
Yeah sure because being a hipster faggot comes with the experience of life right?

[Anonymous No.5403152]

>>5403143
>Comparing two different things is the moronic way of making sense out of nothing.
Apparently you have never heard of analogies.

Again, how old are you? What is your level of education? It's odd that you are threatened by such things. An indication of a lack of experience and fear of anything novel.

[Anonymous No.5403156]

>>5403129
And congratz for having that gifted palate you should make a living out of that, because last time i check the human palate cant discern this:

>Pours oily pitch black with a small dark mocha head that quickly dissipates without leaving much trace on the glass. Smell is sweet and malty with roasted malts, roasted coconut, vanilla fudge, alcohol, leather, high quality dark chocolate, moist soil, alcohol, lemon zest, bourbon and hints of leather and lemon zest. Taste is sweet, slightly bitter and tiny salty with roasted malts, sweet soy sauce, roasted coconuts, vanilla fudge, alcohol, high quality dark chocolate, sweetened dark roast coffee, leather, salty liquorice, orange zest and toffee. Mouthfeel is round, boozy, tiny tart and full bodied. Finish is slightly sweet, bitter and tiny sour with vanilla fudge, orange zest, high quality dark chocolate. Leather and lemon zest. Clearly oxidized and possibly past it’s prime (haven’t tried this fresh)

[Anonymous No.5403164]

>>5403156
>the human palate can't discern soy sauce from coconuts, coffee from leather, orange zest from chocolate
If you drink something and consciously consider its nuances and attempt to articulate them in words you would be surprised. Like everything, if you do it more often it becomes natural.

Then again, you think analogies are pretentious and moronic, so thinking slightly deeper than your knee-jerk reaction isn't exactly your style.

[Anonymous No.5403173]

>>5403152
Why would you try to stand on the high ground of education and experience?

Because you are full of shit.

Instead of focusing on the subject you keep insisting on age and aducation.
Wich this being /ck can only translate to
>underage and retard
So go fuck yourself again and choke on a bag of dicks.

[Anonymous No.5403176]

>>5403156
as you get older your palate will develop young oneq

[Anonymous No.5403178]

>>5403164
Like i said congratz go make a living out of it.

[Anonymous No.5403184]

>>5403173
Keep trying to justify why analogies baffle you and we should all just drink all beer and be happy cuz beer is the best.

It's cool, your palate and mindset may mature one day. Some people are late bloomers, it's better than never blooming at all.

[Anonymous No.5403220]

>>5403184
Like a fine, fine wine am i right?
Do you want some artisanal toast with that you faggot?
Ah you lovely murriturds and your ridicule extremes.

[Anonymous No.5403232]

>>5403220
no this isnt something you can dispute, your palate changes as you age

[Anonymous No.5403250]

>>5403232
You just dont get it do you?
Ignore for a second my pleb palate.
You murriturds have already built an over the top industry around beer.
Google around and youll find murriturds sites, magazines and breweries praisin themselfs of how good handcrafted beer you make.
Then, enter the market distortions like:
pangea doghead fish.
dark lord 3 floyds.
harpoon beers.
Surround this with delusional people that actually believes this
>>5403156
And you got yourself the hollywood of beer.

I havent seen any yurop dude trying to pull some shit like this, because FUCK EM they really like beer (how dare they), not the fag status that comes from drinkin x or y brand and being a beerconnoisseur (thats actually a site).

So fuck you again, make sure you wash that gifted palate of yours after every drop of cum you swallow, fucking faggot.

>inb4
>hurr durr you hate m-mah freedom
>you must be poor

[Anonymous No.5403271]

>>5403250
Congrats. You know how trends work.

[Anonymous No.5403431]

>>5403271

This doesnt this faggot any less of a faggot.

>>5403232
>>5403184
>>5403176
>>5403164
>>5403152
>>5403129
>>5403122
>>5403114
>>5403079

Go on and choke on a trendy dick you trendy faggot.

[Anonymous No.5403468]

I read an article about how beer doesn't actually kill brain cells, but I'm starting to doubt it.

[Anonymous No.5403511]

>>5403431
You are really upset about this

[afatoldman No.5403698]

A Snakebite is a good starter drink. Half lager half cider. I like PBR & Strongbow. Very easy to drink and less sweet than plain cider.

Also, I picked up a bottle of Glenlivet 12 year the other day and I should have a chance to try it tonight after work. I'm new to scotch (only had J&B before) but pretty familiar with burboun. What should I expect from the G12?

[Anonymous No.5403712]

>>5403698
if you ask for a snakebite at the bar 90% of the time youre going to get a shot of yukon jack and lime juice

[afatoldman No.5403734]

>>5403712
That's news to me. If you google 'snakebite drink' you get links to the cider & beer drink.

Also, what is Yukon Jack?

[Anonymous No.5403738]

>>5399514
I like you...

[afatoldman No.5403742]

>>5403734
Nvr mind, I looked up YJ. Is the snakebite made of whisky & lime juice a Canadian thing?

[Anonymous No.5403747]

>>5401603
>not enjoying a pint of Sthiskey with your mates.

[Anonymous No.5403869]

>>5403079
This analogy proves you neither read nor drink. There is no point in explaining this to you because you're more interested in being euphoric on the internet than enjoying life.

[Anonymous No.5404002]

>>5403869
RIGHT in the nerves you trendy faggot.

[Anonymous No.5404031]

>>5404002

Projecting

[Anonymous No.5404044]

>>5404031
Projecting my ass you just got told.
Trendy faggot

[Anonymous No.5404052]

>>5404044
>everyone was looking at me for reading atlas shrugged alone at the restaurant
>mummy! no one appreciates my intellect!

This is what you sound like

[Anonymous No.5404059]

>>5404052
>Ayn Rand

HAHAHA Sure faggot and IM the one whos intellect is not appreciated.

Go buy some expensive artisan toast and wash it down with some trendy release, then post it on instagram you shallow trendy motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.5404082]

if you wanna start drinking. start with fruity ciders, then apple cider, then beer, then that good o' guiness

[Anonymous No.5404088]

Guinness is the worst stout you will ever drink. It's the budweiser of stouts.

Start with Lagers and Porters. If you like those then you can move on to Stouts and Ales. If you can tolerate extreme bitterness, then you can try IPA's, but no one will want to associate with you if you do.

Yuengling is a good starter lager, and it's cheap.

[Anonymous No.5404366]

>>5399514
>after 3 beers, you cant even taste it anymore.

So you drink Budweiser, huh.

[Anonymous No.5404377]

>>5403869
>This analogy proves you neither read nor drink.
Expand on this.

[Anonymous No.5404378]

>>5401424

Belgian beers (either from Belgium or in the same style) are divine. Do want :>

[Anonymous No.5404385]

>>5403041
>the Corona of stouts, to Corona
while I agree with the initial evaluation, the implication is fucked
Guinness is better than Corona
if you can't understand that, you're retarded

[Anonymous No.5404388]

>>5404366
you're not even supposed to drink good beers to get drunk. they're mean't to be savored.

[Anonymous No.5404413]

Local market build your own 6 pack shelf.
Recommendations?

[Anonymous No.5404414]

>>5404377
Didnt you read nigger?
>There is no point in explaining this to you because you're more interested in being euphoric on the internet than enjoying life.

You just got TOLD (again) and hard.
Go on a suck a handcrafted dick you faggot.

>Trendy bitch BTFO

[Anonymous No.5404415]

>>5404413
get wine instead

[Anonymous No.5404422]

>>5404413
Get some Flying Dog - Double Dog if you want to get really drunk. Also a Dubhe a Maximus.

[Anonymous No.5404424]

>>5404377
A book of any length can take hours to read. You can easily sample three or four beers in that time. There are far fewer beers than books. Tasting all the beers that matter is possible in a year, maybe two, if you really set out to do it. There's more written than anyone could ever hope to read in a lifetime. That is why it's not so important to be a picky faggot about beer. You can size one up in half a glass and pour the rest out, and you haven't lost any sense of the essence like you would stopping a book halfway through.

[Anonymous No.5404425]

>>5404414
Wow, you're mad. I'm glad :)

[Anonymous No.5404436]

>>5404388
belgian here, your argument is preposterous.

[Anonymous No.5404452]

>>5404436
>belgian here
I don't care where you're from, you're still a pleb.

[Anonymous No.5404455]

>>5404452
enjoy your bud or whatever.
i'll be here hosing my westmalle's and chimay's like tapwater.

[Anonymous No.5404456]

>>5404455
>budweiser is the only beer in America
>anime reaction image
Yep, you're a retard

[Anonymous No.5404467]

>>5404413

Dubhe, Racer 5, Titan IPA, Goose Island IPA, Lenny's Bittersweet RIPA, A Little Sumpin' Sumpin', Yuengling, Allagash White, Prima Pils.

[Anonymous No.5404470]

>>5399367
Drink cider, if that fails there is always whiskey and rum.

i never liked any beer but i can drink cider all day, and i have been drinking straight whiskey since i was still a minor.

[Anonymous No.5404476]

>>5404456
let me recapilulate that for you
>you're not even supposed to drink good beers to get drunk. they're mean't to be savored.
only the plebbest of the pleb would dare to utter these words.
a good beer is meant to be savoured, yes, and the proper way to savour a good beer, is to get properly wasted on it.
the only people who "savour" good beers, are the kind whi can't afford to drink them all the time.

[Anonymous No.5404482]

>>5404476
>inb4 whi

[Anonymous No.5404490]

>>5404476
I have to agree with this

[Anonymous No.5404496]

>>5404476
>is to get properly wasted on it.
Yeah!!! Getting wasted is rad!!! The people who savor good beers are mature enough to handle their liquor and not suffer from alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.5404516]

>>5404496
correct. the people who suffer from alcoholism will drink the most cost-efficient.
the people who suffer from plebeianism will "savour" the most taste-efficient.
you're not winning this argument, buddy.
grow a wallet and enjoy good beers for what they are: tasty alcohol. that's all there's to it.

[Anonymous No.5404518]

>>5404496
>getting drunk isn't allowed

Sorry your father beat you anon ;_;

[Anonymous No.5404531]

>>5404516
>you're just poor!!!
Your projecting is cute. If you can't relax and drink a few beers without needing to get wasted, you are an alcoholic or just an 18 year old trying to be cool on the internet.

[Anonymous No.5404532]

>>5399367
Drink something Belgian you faggot.

[Anonymous No.5404537]

> this entire fucking thread

Why do you retards keep trying to discuss beer here? I'm not even just talking about the pleb fags who can't stomach Guinness either.

[Anonymous No.5404539]

>>5404531

If you can drink a few high abv beers without becoming intoxicated, you're the alcoholic.

Inb4 blubbering defensiveness about how you drive better after a few

[Anonymous No.5404540]

>>5404539

> he can't drink a ounzes of 40% ABV without being drunk

Top lel

[Anonymous No.5404543]

>>5404539
no but I definitely talk to girls better after a few though maybe not

[Anonymous No.5404545]

>>5404543

How could you be worse

[Anonymous No.5404549]

>>5404531
drinking two or three proper beers should get pretty you wasted.
i'm not even sure how you're supposed to savour them.
do you take two sips of your patrician imported heineken and put a vacuum lock on it or something?

>>5404537
it's funny

[Anonymous No.5404550]

>>5404545
because I still don't have a gf

[Anonymous No.5404552]

>>5404516

I'm an alcoholic with good taste. I don't mind paying a premium price for getting drunk on products I actually enjoy the taste of.

[Anonymous No.5404556]

>>5404549
>drinking two or three proper beers should get pretty you wasted
maybe if they're liter beers

[Anonymous No.5404559]

>>5404425
>coping with this much assblasting
Im glad youre glad

[Anonymous No.5404564]

>>5404549

Two or three beers? Maybe I have a high tolerance then. I used to drink half a gallon of Vodka a day to get myself nice and drunk.

[Anonymous No.5404566]

>>5404549

> getting blasted on a 6 pack

1. Underage
2. Female
3. A faggot

Possibly all 3.

[Anonymous No.5404568]

>>5404552
at least you're not a pleb.

carry on, citizen.

>>5404556
if you need two or three liters of proper beer to get wasted, i don't even want to know what you consider to be a proper beer.

[Anonymous No.5404569]

>>5404564
Yeah, you're definitely an alcoholic but 2 to 3 beers should only get you wasted if you're part of the roloff family

[Anonymous No.5404574]

>>5400963
everything you just said.... I LOVE IT

[Anonymous No.5404575]

>>5404568
what three beers are you drinking that gets you wasted?

[Anonymous No.5404578]

>>5404414
>Didnt you read nigger?
>You just got TOLD (again) and hard.
>Go on a suck a handcrafted dick you faggot.
You sound like a child who had his first beer and thinks he is an expert.

[Anonymous No.5404588]

>>5404566
>implying good beers ever come in six-packs
>>5404575
three 33cl of 11-12% tripels should get anyone buzzed.
wasted might've been an exaggeration, yeh.

[Anonymous No.5404600]

>>5404575
What is 'wasted' to you? This is going to turn into an argument over semantics.

If you can honestly knock back three dogfish 90 minute ipas in the middle of a workday, and no one notices, you're either a ham planet or on the road to liver failure at 35.

[Anonymous No.5404608]

>>5404414
Are you 16? Be honest.

[Anonymous No.5404613]

>>5404600
Heavily intoxicated. The guy was over exaggerating. No one is getting wasted off of three 9%abv beers.

[Anonymous No.5404626]

>>5404608
no im 19

[Anonymous No.5404632]

>>5404613
To me it's the same end result. If you'd end up in a state where working or operating machinery is going to be an issue, you're dunk, wasted, plastered, tipsy, whatever. Whether that means you can walk in a straight line or you're more gregarious than normal is just technical minutiae. What I hear when someone splitting hairs over this stuff is the anxiety of someone who loses control and does things he regrets if he drinks too much. Aka someone who shouldn't get drunk, lecturing others about his own personal failings.

[Anonymous No.5404637]

Just opened a Half Acre Over Ale. I'm so glad they finally started distributing to the suburbs.

[Anonymous No.5404643]

>>5404632
>lecturing others about his own personal failings.
says the guy who can't drive a car after three beers

[Anonymous No.5404645]

>>5404643
People like you should be executed in public

[Anonymous No.5404648]

>>5404645
people who can walk in a straight line after three beers should be executed? You mean everyone who's not a teenager?

[Anonymous No.5404653]

>>5404648
Just because you can walk in a straight line doesn't mean you should be driving a car. I don't care if you die (in fact I'd like that) but you're a menace to others.

[Anonymous No.5404656]

>>5404476

is it even possibly to get wasted on beer? that shit is practically water.

[Anonymous No.5404660]

>>5404653
>I don't care if you die (in fact I'd like that)
Whoa tough guy. You must've had three beers because you're getting belligerent.

[Anonymous No.5404667]

>>5404660
No, I just get tired of drunk driving being socially acceptable in this country. I don't understand how that's not treated as murder. You can get drunk at home, sleep on someone's sofa, call a taxi. Drinking is optional.

[Anonymous No.5404683]

>>5404667
>I don't understand how not murdering someone isn't treated the same way as murdering someone

And are you stuck in the 1960's? Where do you live that getting a DUI is socially acceptable? It's a pretty serious thing.

[Anonymous No.5404690]

>>5404683
Apparently not on/ck/ where your e-peen is based on how many beers you can still drive after.

Or in real life either http://gothamist.com/2014/01/17/drunk_driver.php

[Anonymous No.5404700]

>>5404690
>Brooklyn District Attorney Ken Thompson said, "An accident reconstruction expert concluded that alcohol was not a contributing factor in the death of the pedestrian in this case,"

[Anonymous No.5404720]

>>5404700
Right, he got wasted and killed someone but it wasn't his fault because she just came out of nowhere man.

Anywhere sane would throw him in jail for life.

[Anonymous No.5404733]

>>5404720
That was a quote from the retarded article you wanted me to see. Google dui manslaughter and there will be hundreds of current cases, it's hardly as socially acceptable like you think.

You're just cherrypicking shitty articles to make it seem like you have a point.

[Anonymous No.5404751]

>>5404733
The fact that there is even such a thing as 'getting a DUI' means it's socially acceptable. It should be instant and permanent loss of driving privileges. Instead it's something you trot out in barroom arguments about who's the more out of control maniac, before driving home drunk again.

[Anonymous No.5404874]

>>5404751
>the fact that you can be charged with drunk driving means it's socially acceptable
are you actually retarded or just pretending to be?

[Anonymous No.5404887]

>>5404751
In most states you do lose you license for a period of time after getting a DUI. I don't care what you think should happen, but in no way is it socially acceptable. If it was, there would be no such thing as a DUI.

[Anonymous No.5404896]

>>5404751
>The fact that there is even such a thing as 'killing a person' means it's socially acceptable.

[Anonymous No.5405073]

>>5404874
>>5404887
>>5404896
>a slap on the wrist is harsh
>I have a hard time with the concept of 'forever'

[Anonymous No.5407361]

>>5404874
so the fact that you can be charged with murder, rape, arson, &c. makes it socially accessible?

[Anonymous No.5407419]

>>5401183
>Look at how many dicks I can suck!

-99999999999999999999/10 effort

[Anonymous No.5407470]

>>5404720
>throw him in jail for life.

yes, let's clutter our prison cells EVEN MORE, with ordinary humans perfectly capable of being rehabilitated, because they made ONE mistake.

it is easy to lock someone away for the rest of their life. let them rot; simple, comforting solution. but any sane human being would have the compassion to understand that everybody makes mistakes, some more dire than others, and that one very dire mistake does not indicate that this person is an unchangeable menace to society. this is why we have tests for psychopaths. and even in the case of psychopaths with terrible records, first and foremost we should submit them to lives as neuroscience/psychology subjects rather than human trash.

[Anonymous No.5407471]

>>5399392
Mah nigga

[Anonymous No.5407713]

>>5407470

Fine, throw him in jail for ten years. Throw him in jail for a year. Cane him. Waterboard him for two hours and let him go. Make him go to therapy for five years. The point is a one month suspension and a stern lecture is not a deterrent, and unlike with some other crimes, it's crystal clear that stricter laws do affect drunk driving rates. Hence, that drunk driving is basically socially acceptable in the US.

[Anonymous No.5407779]

>>5403016
>>5403022
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.5407793]

>>5404656
If you drink enough, of course you can.

[Anonymous No.5407809]

>>5407713
fuck you dude
raise the bac or give me a drunk driving permit
i need my road sodas

[Anonymous No.5407813]

>>5404656
are you retarded

[Anonymous No.5409364]

i like this, i don't know if that makes me a pleb or whatever.

not really a fan of beer.

[Anonymous No.5409396]

>>5407713
>Hence, that drunk driving is basically socially acceptable in the US.
but it's not and you are actually retarded