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Time to settle one of the greatest debates in culinary history: What is the proper way to use sauce packets?

>Method 1 AKA the dunker: Pour contents of packet onto try, dip fries in puddle of sauce
>Method 2 AKA the waterfall: Pour contents of packet onto fries still in original container, eat fries from container with no additional steps
>Method 3 AKA the reddit: Open packet, dip fry inside packet, consume

>> No.5389626

you rip open the corner and drizzle.

>> No.5389630

>>5389612
Number one you serially retarded hardcore faggot

>> No.5389631

Step one
>set packet on ground
Step two
>stomp on packet
Step three
>laugh at all the people hit by it
Step four
>repeat

>> No.5389648

>>5389631
/thread

>> No.5389656

>>5389612
does anyone do anything other than 1?

>> No.5389732

When it comes to ketchup, I usually just drip it. Sometimes I'll drizzle, but it's kind of rare.

>> No.5389749

>>5389612
I manually squirt a little bit of ketchup onto each fry before I eat it. That way none is wasted and there's no mess.

>> No.5390073

Why would you not dip? It gives you full control of the amount of ketchup per fry.

>> No.5390079

>>5389631
>>5389648

step one
>place packet between toilet seat and bowl
step two
>wait for someone to sit down
step three
>laugh like a goon when they're sauced
step four
>gtfo

>> No.5390131

>>5389656
yeah

children, the mentally challenged, and people who haven't used condiment packets before

>> No.5390152

>>5389612
I do number 3, and I know nothing about reddit. I've never been on the website. I don't even know what it is.

>> No.5390154 [DELETED] 

ketchup sauce - throw away
chili sauce - use as bread spread

>> No.5390202

>be child
>dad teaches sister and I how to consume fries with ketchup while in the car without making a mess
>tear open corner of ketchup packet
>place fry/fries in mouth
>suck out a small amount of ketchup
>chew and swallow

For some reason we thought this was the greatest thing.

Yes, we were (and they still are) fat.

>> No.5390242

method 4 dip your hand in ketchup
grab a fistfull of fries
shove them in your mouth
lick hand clean when done

>> No.5390246

>>5389612

what?

how can you not mention the "dipper"

> rip a large corner of the baggy open... big enough for a fry to enter...
> stimulate the opening with the phallic french fry..
> remove phallus and insert into mouth.

my dad taught me that. works wonders. And you dont waste a drop.

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>>5390246
hmm...

>> No.5390264

>Method 4 AKA The Captain Underpants
>Put a packet under each 'nub' on the underside of a toilet set
>Upon sitting on it, ketchup will spray on the back of people's legs.

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>>5389612

>> No.5390514 [DELETED] 

>>5390264
Another way is this, if some 60 year old fagit hits on you and your friends at 15, you find out where he lives, and light off a bunch of firecrackers under his door. Plus he shortchanged my sister once thinking he knew more.

Fagets are pretty pathetic and think that they can get away with anything. Once an Italian friend caught wind of those things, that fuck got the shit beaten out of him. That's NYC.

>> No.5390536

>>5389612
Number one is the best way to do it. When I'm desperate I'll do number 3 though (like when in a moving vehicle or when I don't have anyplace to make a ketchup puddle)