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5352809 No.5352809[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I'm drunk but I really want to go drive to mcds or tbell to get some fucking food

I just want to munch on some fast food breakfast

I want an egg mcmuffin or a sausage mcgriddle

Or a wallfe taco or a crunch wrap

Or those hash brown things those fucking kill me I love them

>> No.5352811

>>5352809
Then do it, faggot.

>> No.5352813

>>5352809
How far is it?

>> No.5352816

>>5352809
just fry a bunch of random shit up in a cast iron skillet and brew a pot of black coffee

when you collapse with a full satisfied gut around 8 am you'll thank me

>> No.5352818

Fuck it I'm going to go get in my car

>> No.5352820

>>5352818
Don't drink and drive, anon. Just fry bacon, eggs, and potatoes all in the same skillet with massive amounts of salt and pepper.

>> No.5352836

>>5352818
make sure to get there fast to beat the drive-thru line

>> No.5352838

>>5352820
grill
>>5352836
nigger
>>5352818
fatty

>> No.5352840

I made it guys! Got my food and didn't get pulled over

>> No.5352843

>>5352840
You need to stop doing that. You will get pulled over eventually and you will get a DUI. It's not worth it in the slightest.

>> No.5352849

>>5352843
Whatever old man. There's nothing wrong with drink and driving if ur smart

>> No.5352850

>>5352840
noicee try to get a driving-for-drunchies streak going

>> No.5352873

>>5352816
>full satisfied gut

>full of 100% undigested greasy, breaded crap from eating and then laying down to sleep, so when you burp a fistful of it pushes up into your throat

Yeah, fuck you.

>> No.5352874

>>5352849
Until you murder people with your car, loser.

>> No.5352886

>>5352809

hide in the bathroom until lunch time, then get a filet o fish (minus the tarter).... you go girl

>> No.5352922

>>5352809
>809 [Reply]Replies: >>5352886
>I'm drunk but I really want to go drive to mcds or tbell to get some fucking food

>I hope you kill someone and drink yourself to death because of the guilt

>> No.5352926

>>5352874
>implying watching people get hit by cars isn't funny

>> No.5352927

>>5352873
>so when you burp a fistful of it pushes up into your throat
sounds hot

>> No.5353056

Drunk driving does not magically make you crash into things. That happens when you are distracted, or you pass out.

Any kind of distracting driving is dangerous. Keep your eyes on the fucking road. Not your phone, not your kids, not the radio, not your makeup. This zero tolerance DUI campaign is not helping at all. It's making slightly drunk people stare at the rearview mirror looking for cops because they are so paranoid of going to jail, that they plow through a stop sign and hit a van full of children. That wasn't because your blood alcohol level is 0.08, it's because you are distracted.

>> No.5354531

>>5353056
This. I drive buzzed all the time, especially if I'm in OP's position and have a hankering for some fast food.

It's not a big deal. If you think driving after 4-6 beers is a travesty against humanity you are probably one of those fruit flies that are scared of tertiary-hand smoking or whatever the fuck they call it.

>> No.5354557

>>5353056
>>5354531
>Oh but I can drive drunk better than other people

NO YOU FUCKING CANNOT, IT'S THAT GOD DAMN FUCKING THOUGHT PROCESS THAT CAUSES YOU MORONS TO CRASH IN THE FIRST PLACE; DO YOU NOT FUCKING REALIZING ALCOHOL IMPAIRS YOUR JUDGMENT?

God damn I fucking hate people.

>> No.5354558

>>5354531
I'm afraid to smoke ecigs because I don't want ecancer

>> No.5354562

>>5354557
Do you listen to music, touch the radio, go on your phone, or zone out when driving?

YOU MONSTER!!!

>> No.5354566

>>5354562
http://www.skepticalraptor.com/logicalfallacy_files/False_Equivalence.html

But anything to justify your reckless disregard for the safety of others, right?

>> No.5354585

>>5354566
But it isn't a false equivalence.

I drive buzzed all the time, deal with it. I bet it has never crossed your mind that all the medicated people behind the wheel may also be a risk.

>disregard for the safety of others
Says the person actively contributing to air, water, and soil pollution (which kill far more people than drunk driving) without a care in the world.

>> No.5354626

>>5354585
I hope you get a DUI loser.

>> No.5354641

>>5354626
i hope you're the person he mows down at an intersection you double nigger

>> No.5354697

>double nigger
god damn, /ck/. you funny tonight

>> No.5354823

>>5352809
I hope that you drive drunk to McDonalds and flip shit to the cashier after you've got your food. I hope that you make it home okay. I hope that you enjoy your food. I hope that you wake up slight less hungover than you would have had you not gone.

>> No.5354827

>>5352873
pussyassniqqa scared of greeze?

>> No.5354832

I hope you had your Stephen King Audio books playing in the background, is all.

>> No.5354833

>>5354823
This. Drunk driving is never a good idea but it's better that nothing goes wrong and OP eventually works this out of his system and becomes a more responsible drunk than that something happens and someone's life is ruined.

>> No.5354834

>>5352873
>breading any breakfast foods

>> No.5354955

>>5354557

>drunk driving
>dangerous

Pick one.

>> No.5354982

i hope you dont run over some poor kid that woke up early to go to sunday school
you piece of shit, i wish you posted this o facebook so someone can call the cops

>> No.5355298

>>5354585
Jesus Christ you're in so much denial. Being "medicated" in the way you're suggesting is also illegal to drive while under the influence under. Why don't you just drive blind folded with a burning wasp nest over your head? It's pretty much the same thing as glancing at a radio according to this retarded logic.

>>disregard for the safety of others
Says the person actively contributing to air, water, and soil pollution (which kill far more people than drunk driving) without a care in the world.

Cars kill more people than sharks, that doesn't mean I want to piss off a shark. None of what you posted means anything, it's just some desperate attempt to rationalize your selfish behavior and nothing more.