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>Thanks for the meal anon. What do you call it again?

>> No.5321820

a creampie

>> No.5321830

mcrib

>> No.5321831

semen

>> No.5321835
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5321835

Your parents

>> No.5321839

>>5321820

when i first encountered that word I thought it was pronounced "CREE-am-pee"

>> No.5321853

penis

>> No.5321855

>>5321839

How fucking retarded are you?

>> No.5321857

>>5321812

sweatbreads... want to know what part of the animal it's made from?

>> No.5321858

CHEETOS

>> No.5321864

I'm so fucking lonely

>> No.5321867

>>5321855
lol seriously

>> No.5321872

B-b-beef bourgignone.... Baby.

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>>5321864

>> No.5321896

>>5321812
Hell if I know. I kill it, you cook it. Call it whatever you want and get me a beer, woman.

>> No.5322470

negro on a plate

>> No.5322545

I...I f-forgot
I love you

>> No.5322599

Rohypnol.

>> No.5323238

If I had a gf who looked like that, I'd emotionally abuse her so that she'd become depressed and start shutting out her family and friends. I would also fly into a rage whenever she talked to men alone. In this way I'd have her all to myself for as long as I pleased.

>> No.5323252

>>5323238
That shit will backfire so hard.

>> No.5323256

>>5323252
How? I've seen others employ the strategy to great effect.

I don't have a gf who looks like that so it's a moot point anyway.

>> No.5323267

>>5323256
It's a cycle of three phases that always ends with the abuser getting fucked.

Phase One: She will make excuses for your behavior.

Phase Two: She will begin to believe she's actually doing something wrong.

Phase Three: She will realize what has been happening and find a way to fuck your life up.

Each person is different in the amount of time it takes to get there.

>> No.5323269

>>5323267

I know it's more comforting to believe the bad guy always loses in the end, but I've even seen elderly couples with this kind of relationship, and it's clear there is no escape.

If employed correctly the technique works, and it works well. I'm not saying everyone has to do it, I'm just saying it's highly effective.

>> No.5323292

>>5323269
it's fifty fifty

>> No.5323388

>>5321812

frozen pizza

>> No.5323443

>>5321812
shit in piss with cum souce

>> No.5323452

>>5323269
This. We've been raised to think the bad guys ALWAYS get it in the end. The concept of hell isn't just to scare people straight, it is comforting for the meek.

Billionaire asshole who lives a life of debauchery and loves every minute of it? "He'll get his one day, if not now then on his death bed or in the afterlife".

Sorry bro, women that are in abusive relationships are usually not going to be the ones that end it. They will end up gravitating to such relationships even if they escape the first one.

>> No.5323458

th-thanks, you t-too

>> No.5323476

>>5321812
How the fuck is a good-looking woman talking to me?

By the way, it's called beer.

>> No.5323485

violentthroatfuckingsayswhat

>> No.5323505

>>5323269
'Empowerment' is the agenda of today's generation. So what has worked in the past doesn't translate the same today, regardless of how effective it was. Nowadays -at least in populated Murka- you'd be hard-pressed to find someone who will put up with behavior like that for that long.

>>5323452
I'm not talking about billionaires but emotional abusers.

>They will end up gravitating to such relationships even if they escape the first one.
This is overwhelmingly true, however the point was that when the -initial- relationship is ended, the abused is usually seeking to fubar your life.

Even if they don't, the lengths that the abused must go to in order to end the relationship can be devastating to the abuser anyway.

>> No.5323513

>>5323505
>the abused is usually seeking to fubar your life.
lol no

>> No.5323560

>>5323513
Revenge is one of the first emotions to accompany anybody who has been hurt. And since you've successfully shattered their emotional competency the irrational roller-coaster that was their thought-process will fixate on malignancy.

Though in letting the abusers' actions control the emotions of the abused, the abuser still wins in their own mind.

>> No.5323582

>>5321812
don't slather on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt

>> No.5323593

>>5321812
That wasn't food, you dumb bitch. That was detergent pods.

>> No.5323620

>>5321812
THAT WAS A SMALL CHILD YOU MONSTER

>> No.5323629

>>5323505
I think you are confusing feminist pop academic writings with reality too much. The kind of women who get into these relationships aren't stupid and aren't uneducated. It's basic human behavior when an emotionally dominant individual gets into a relationship with a needy or emotionally pliable individual, no matter how "modern" or "enlightened"

>> No.5325545

dorito soup. i think you'd better stay the night in my bathroom, just to be safe.

>> No.5325902

>>5325545
Oscar pistorius pls go

>> No.5325905

>>5323505
how to avoid the temptation of abuse? i'm good at being manipulative, have a huge fetish being an abuser, and have an emotionally pliable individual in the palm of my hand. I haven't and don't plan to do anything emotionally abusive but it is tempting, though i care about this person enough right now to not

>> No.5325915

>>5325905

as long as you're sure you won't regret it, I don't see the harm. all's fair in blah blah blah.

personally I do have some regrets about things like that that I've done, so keep that in mind.

>> No.5325928

>>5325915
Other way around ? When you are the pliable indivdual, how do you reverse the process ? I mean, sometimes love is involved, and even if you aren't going to change the person (aka : the person will stay a little manipulative bitch), how do you get a sane relationship again ?
Should i be myself a manipulative bitch and make her feel guilty ?

>> No.5325933

>/ck/ - Psychology and Sociology

>> No.5325965

>>5325928
honestly those things are rarely salvageable, either leave, or have your fun with whoever else on the side- love isn't as hard to find as you think, and your wellbeing is important

>> No.5325972

Puttanesca

>> No.5325989

>>5321812
I call it "roofie soup". See you in the morning, bitch.

>> No.5325993

>>5325989

ha ha ha...

>> No.5325997

>>5321812
its a finely grilled hamburger i purchased from bk the other night, reheated in my microwave. i even had my fries exclusively made at arbys. that wine? oh yes, it is a 2012 boxed red wine left over at my mothers christmas party that she had forgotten about for quite some time. now how about you let me see that unkempt cunny of yours

>> No.5326006

steamed hams

>> No.5326336

>>5325965
>Rarely
But it can be salvageable. I'm just an optimistic, and a positive individual. And even if I'm not an hippie, i think you can do much with love. I just... i mean, you cannot be a manipulative aggressive bitch, especially when you want to have kids, right ? Kids need love and trust and positivness, not some guilt/hate-charged rooms ?

>> No.5326357

>>5326006

But these are obviously grilled anon

>> No.5326359

who are you
why did you eat all my pork faggots

get out of here, how did you get in anyway

>> No.5326704

>>5321812
"Oh this little thing? It's boiled Kobe beef medallions. That wonderful dipping sauce was Heinz tomato ketchup. I usually boil them for 30-40 mins to maximize flavor. And yes we are washing it down with a nice Pepsi Blue. Cheers baby.

>> No.5326716

>>5326336
well, sure, you /shouldn't/ be, but if someone is manipulative and aggressive, they won't stop just because they have children

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A delicious Bass.

>> No.5326726

My Train Shit™

>> No.5328689

>>I call it my Special Sauce.

>> No.5328698

Eggs benedict

because, you know, it's breakfast meal which means we spent the night fucking.

>> No.5328757

>>5326006
>>5326357
It's a regional dialect.

>> No.5328996

>>5321839
>when i first encountered that word I thought it was pronounced "CREE-am-pee"
All of my wut.

>> No.5329023

A double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4, Animal Style, extra shingles with the shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

>> No.5329030

Together breakfast.

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>>5329023

>> No.5329046

>>5321820
Fucking top lel

>> No.5329573

>>5321812
Royale with cheese

>> No.5329607

>>5329573
>4 hour bump
Nice samefag

>> No.5329629

>>5321835
then you must of fed him your father too

>> No.5329635

>>5329607
No samefag, just a fag bored

>> No.5329772

>>5321812
umm.. food? now get out of my house, who invited you?

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>>5321820

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>>5325933