time for /ck/ humor

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Anonymous Sat Mar 29 20:10:56 2014 No.5315718 [DELETED]

time for /ck/ humor

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 20:11:56 2014 No.5315723 >>5315718 /ck/ is humourless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 20:16:56 2014 No.5315732 I'm allergic to jokes

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 20:19:56 2014 No.5315738 >>5315718 Veganism

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 20:28:56 2014 No.5315754 Hey look, it's the same thread with the same reposts as the 300+ previous ones. Better than fucking pizza threads, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 20:29:57 2014 No.5315755 what should you say to someone when you see them trying to steal nacho cheese? . . . . . "that's not even real cheese you total fucking pleb"

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 21:16:56 2014 No.5315868 File: 263 KB, 1339x2530, 1stgradecookbook.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This will always be my favorite /ck/ thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 21:22:49 2014 No.5315884 File: 471 KB, 1365x458, Jelly.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5315718

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 21:27:49 2014 No.5315901 File: 56 KB, 500x186, 1363650358757.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5315868 lol cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 21:29:50 2014 No.5315908 File: 289 KB, 730x464, 1376025148628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 04:59:23 2014 No.5316712 What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never spent 2 grand to have a lentil in my mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 05:24:23 2014 No.5316729 >>5315868 >mine was the spinach one >buy it at Kroger SHILLS AND MARKETERS CONFIRMED

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 05:25:23 2014 No.5316730 >>5315884 you missed the bit where he was 5'5" and 400lbs (i may be exaggerating slightly). It completed the mental image hilarity for me

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 08:36:05 2014 No.5317025 >>5317010 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb1vcaqAivY

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 08:54:09 2014 No.5317068 File: 75 KB, 724x483, pudding.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 09:05:07 2014 No.5317089 File: 20 KB, 251x189, 1243136604477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5315868 >all of the sauce

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 11:48:44 2014 No.5317294 xgml urp .xcb xp.ae

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 12:00:25 2014 No.5317331 >>5317294 xe.com for currency calculations.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 12:04:24 2014 No.5317345 >>5317294 >>5317331 bump for ebin bread* I was in dvorak lel

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 12:12:24 2014 No.5317361 >>5315868 Holy shit, I think I did something similar, but the recipes were actual recipes from parents and not the kids.

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 12:21:24 2014 No.5317383

>>5315868
Adorable.

Apparently, when my sister and I were little, we decided we wanted to bake a cake. Our mom wasn't home, so our dad helped us. I'm pretty sure all that was in there was water, flour, and cocoa powder. Mom had to throw the pan out. But not before she tasted it to tell us how good it was. Best mom ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 12:27:24 2014 No.5317399 >>5317383 I fail to see how that's good parenting unless you were under 5 years old. Better to help the child bake a better cake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 12:45:11 2014 No.5317447 >>5317084 >that's irrelevant to this thread Hilarious

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 12:57:11 2014 No.5317473 >>5316730 I was going to, but I suck at editing screencaps.

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Anonymous Sun Mar 30 13:48:11 2014 No.5317626
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Today, /ck/, I bring you ancient tales of horror from the vaults of /tg/. I'd screencap it for you, but frankly the whole thread is gold/pain.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20154353/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 13:53:12 2014 No.5317656 >>5315868 >kill the rabbit

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 14:01:11 2014 No.5317689 >>5315868 >the rabbit kid is the only one who knows where his food comes from he will grow strong

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:47:58 2014 No.5318561 >>5317399 Do you have autism

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:58:55 2014 No.5318589 >>5317010 >My reply is visible Another proud, yet ultimately useless moment for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 21:17:56 2014 No.5318770 punp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:02:04 2014 No.5319374 File: 166 KB, 768x1764, ck cooks spaghetti.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:21:56 2014 No.5319795 >>5319374 That was the best thread last year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:26:56 2014 No.5319798 >>5319709 the fuck is this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:37:56 2014 No.5319819 File: 118 KB, 640x384, 1313439235259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5319798 Some disgusting cookbook from the 50's. Have another.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:53:57 2014 No.5319838 >>5319819 That mac and cheese concoction might actually be okay if you used half way decent ingredients.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:10:02 2014 No.5319854 File: 165 KB, 978x826, tipping thread.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:20:02 2014 No.5319871 >>5319709 >>5319819 Oh my god i'm in hysterics. Are there more?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:35:18 2014 No.5319913 File: 302 KB, 1422x591, 1394479460521.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5319854

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:39:18 2014 No.5319917 >>5319913 >Flay manages to trip and badly mangle several limbs in the process This dad knows my fetish. I wanna meet that dad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:43:18 2014 No.5319922 bump this epic bread better still be here when I wake up.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:50:18 2014 No.5319933 >>5319917 It's just that every time I watch Flay, starting from his first Morimoto fight on ICJ where he zaps himself on an ungrounded wire or something touching the sink, he always seems to injure himself, break something, or knock something over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:53:18 2014 No.5319937 >>5319933 Please tell me this moment w/ Morimoto exists on YouTube. You'd be a god. Or perhaps a compilation of Bobby fucking up bad.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:58:18 2014 No.5319948 >>5317077 holy shit thats me hahaha

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:15:22 2014 No.5319971
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ck is better than nnything on tv well maybe tosh .o, acaua teen hunger force, family guy or squidbillies. jezze at 50+ i should get a life. sorry. ck is a mome page and cannot keep from smiling. You guys make me laugh. and that is pretty damn important .seriously? thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:16:22 2014 No.5319975 >>5319971 What was that, old man? You think you can meme with the best?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:18:23 2014 No.5319980 >>5319971 oh thanks for the reminder. I stopped watching Aqua teen a couple seasons ago, should probably catch up. bobs burgers....

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:24:22 2014 No.5319992

>>5319980
Don't be phased by the name changes, it remains the same show the whole time. Although I did like the first episode of Unit Patrol where they played it serious.

trufax: ATHF is the only show to have been on Adult Swim for the block's entire run.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:27:22 2014 No.5320001

>>5319992

nah, its not that. It's just that a couple of seasons ago it got REALLY random and retarded. I don't have enough weed to smoke to keep myself laughing at random shit (ever seen 12 Oz. Mouse?)

But, lately, i saw a couple episodes and they kind of came back to their roots.

It's the same thing with American Dad, Family Guy, and Futurama. A lot of them suck balls now. Family guy is all about awkward sex jokes now. It's like they replaced the writers with a bunch of sexually frustrated teenagers. And American Dad is still pretty good.

The only show that's actually original and entertaining is Bob's Burgers, out of that whole fox box lineup.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 06:12:26 2014 No.5320117 File: 361 KB, 1637x4008, 1396260772337.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My editing skills are nothing special. Feel free to edit this as you want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 06:17:25 2014 No.5320120 >>5320117 WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BLOCK OUT THOSE COMMENTS!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 06:18:25 2014 No.5320122 >>5320117 Tried to make this a little easier to read by rezising it. part 2/3 inc.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 06:22:25 2014 No.5320126 File: 650 KB, 1303x1725, 3 ck pedophiles.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 06:25:25 2014 No.5320130 >>5320117 >>5320124 >>5320126 How old are these girls? If they are under 12 I understand the use of pedophile, but if older then no. There's a reason girls bleed so young, because they needed to be able to reproduce as young as possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 07:11:33 2014 No.5320187 >>5319854 Fukkin saved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 07:35:26 2014 No.5320204 >>5317084 >>5317086 literal prize douchebag

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 08:16:32 2014 No.5320239

>>5315868
>first you ask your family and they say "yes."

That line totally takes me back to what it was like to be a child. Also reminds me of the time (I think I was about 4) I asked my family if I could have an apple and they said "yes." There were no apples in the fruit bowl so I got a pear. I told my family I got a pear and my big brother said "a pair of apples? That's greedy!"

It was the funniest thing I'd ever heard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 08:36:32 2014 No.5320263 Does anyone remember the thread a few years ago where someone put motor oil in bread and their roommate ate it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 08:39:32 2014 No.5320265 >>5319709 >Frisky Sour >Beef Fizz Dear god.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 21:06:24 2014 No.5322069 xgmlv

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 21:13:24 2014 No.5322098 File: 132 KB, 800x542, 1378303028971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maybe more ironic than funny.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 21:15:24 2014 No.5322104 >>5322098 How is that ironic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 21:20:24 2014 No.5322120 >>5322104 Anon meant 'moronic.'

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 21:21:24 2014 No.5322125 >>5322120 >more ironic >moronic lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 21:26:24 2014 No.5322138 >>5322104 Well, what little kid that likes cookies is even going to be able to comprehend Dune? Or is this from a cookbook for teen sci-fi nerds?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 21:31:24 2014 No.5322144 >>5322138 Apparently it's from some children's activity books http://coilhouse.net/2011/03/franchised-goodies-for-the-children-of-dune/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 21:39:24 2014 No.5322159 File: 60 KB, 391x606, boba-fett-uccine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some more horrid adaptations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 21:41:24 2014 No.5322165 >>5322138 >Well, what little kid that likes cookies is even going to be able to comprehend Dune? Or is this from a cookbook for teen sci-fi nerds? How is this ironic?

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 22:18:48 2014 No.5322263

>>5322165
Not him, but here's this from Merriam-Webster:
>a situation that is strange or funny because things happen in a way that seems to be the opposite of what you expected
The situation is "strange or funny" because children reading Dune, or finding Dune referenced in a children's cookbook is the "opposite of what is expected".

Please try not to turn this into another pedantic argument.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 13:59:07 2014 No.5323899 File: 778 KB, 1270x3469, ck makes caramel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 14:28:07 2014 No.5323931 File: 69 KB, 459x545, 1386394196972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] People got really mad about this for some reason, but I thought it was funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 14:31:07 2014 No.5323935 Can someone post those nonsensical grocery store ads?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 14:34:07 2014 No.5323938 >>5323935 http://liartownusa.tumblr.com/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 14:46:07 2014 No.5323957 >>5323931 Who licks their top lip with their mouth wide open? That's what makes me mad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 14:50:07 2014 No.5323965 >>5319931 My life is complete! I was the natty ice poster, I have 4chan'd!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 15:21:07 2014 No.5324027 File: 77 KB, 547x537, 1337227203691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5317339 topkek

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 15:40:07 2014 No.5324062 >>5315868 What's with all these recipes calling for flour, water, AND dough?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 16:06:07 2014 No.5324123 >>5319937 not sure, but i know for a fact that in the "complete" torrent i got of all the dubbed IC episodes the 2 with flay are mysteriously absent. Dude's got some gnarly lawyers I'd imagine

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 16:26:07 2014 No.5324150 >>5323965 Aaaand you un-4chan'ed pretty fast.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 17:33:44 2014 No.5324241 >>5323931 I'm really bothered that the inside of the O is all white but the background is blue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 17:41:44 2014 No.5324260 >>5324150 uh oh time to go to reddit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 18:14:45 2014 No.5324356 File: 3.00 MB, 3512x2872, Nature's Mistakes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5323935 Sorry about the color tried to stay under the size limit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 19:38:26 2014 No.5324530 >>5324356 I could almost certainly do better than black and white. Someone post the originals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 19:47:26 2014 No.5324549 >>5324530 Nevermind, found them. Please wait warmly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 20:00:26 2014 No.5324585 File: 2.97 MB, 3300x4050, Apple Cabin All.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5324356 In full color, with all seven pages, 84% quality JPEG. I also rotated them a bit to fit more nicely together / on the page.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 05:59:33 2014 No.5325772 >>5317339 that face in the bottom right every time

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 11:23:12 2014 No.5326261 File: 31 KB, 504x366, review.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 11:33:12 2014 No.5326283 >>5324585 oh god where is this from

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 16:04:31 2014 No.5326785 >>5319917 Now think about your dad, what's your dad like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 16:34:29 2014 No.5326832 File: 42 KB, 525x388, DewTheDew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 16:54:30 2014 No.5326859 >>5315718 >>5315718 Someone should print it and paste it outside a subway like if it were an actual offer. Imagine it, it could go on the news.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 16:59:29 2014 No.5326864 >>5326859 http://gawker.com/subway-honors-the-onions-offensive-9-11-coupon-1324655816

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 16:59:29 2014 No.5326865 >>5317626 This thread continues to haunt me. Someone should really make the daemonbread a BBEG.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 22:00:16 2014 No.5327532 phanpy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 22:14:16 2014 No.5327565 >>5315868 Do any of these work? >set the oven to 1000 I wonder if anyone burnt their house down

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 23:36:16 2014 No.5327816 >>5327565 because ovens go to 1000 right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 23:44:17 2014 No.5327835 >>5327816 >2014 >not cooking in a gas incinerator Enjoy your cancer, pleb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 00:29:53 2014 No.5327944 >>5317023 I was there for that thread. Moldy peach.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 00:45:53 2014 No.5327984 File: 482 KB, 1445x1872, Welcome to ck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One I was in a while ago, OC

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 00:53:53 2014 No.5328000 File: 414 KB, 1804x1348, FLAVORTOWN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 01:05:53 2014 No.5328017 File: 4 KB, 122x126, lmao 2cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5328000 >I HOPE THEY ALLOW BESTIALITY IN FLAVORTOWN BECAUSE MY TASTE BUDS JUST TONGUE FUCKED A HEN'S OVARIES

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 05:11:40 2014 No.5328420 File: 542 KB, 1200x795, 2fast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5328000 CHECK OUT THOSE TRIPLE D"S!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous Thu Apr 3 05:39:40 2014 No.5328454

Where's that one with the social anxious that goes to the store with shrimp on special and the black guy starts talking to him about whoo dat dare dang gumbo son?
Something about "gotta do wha you gotta do"
Dang old gumbo be feedin off it where ya'at!

Post that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 06:04:43 2014 No.5328490 >>5322159 What the fuck does this even have to do with boba fett

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 06:05:42 2014 No.5328491 File: 62 KB, 1236x256, skrimp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5328454 This I think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 06:16:40 2014 No.5328507 File: 79 KB, 1125x583, 1391551710022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] got a few of these

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 06:17:40 2014 No.5328510 File: 82 KB, 550x400, 1391551513225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5328507

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 06:18:40 2014 No.5328512 File: 50 KB, 550x317, 1391551579593.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5328510

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 06:19:40 2014 No.5328513 File: 99 KB, 650x440, 1391551641207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5328512

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 06:25:40 2014 No.5328528 File: 15 KB, 191x214, 1336833286250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5327984 >first time I've ever seen a post of mine in a compilation someone else posted

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 06:32:40 2014 No.5328539 >>5317068 ...What?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 06:35:40 2014 No.5328543 >>5328491 Thanks bro, makes me smile erry time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 06:56:41 2014 No.5328578 >>5328543 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FBCwUhnHVo

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 07:02:40 2014 No.5328584 >>5326864 nice try, I almost went to a gawker site

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 07:04:40 2014 No.5328588 File: 17 KB, 294x294, 1353623937819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5328584

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 13:04:19 2014 No.5329208 File: 483 KB, 1200x1467, 1386103378227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5324585 You're missing one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 16:55:58 2014 No.5329801 >>5329208 >Melsons "fudge" >"fudge" fucking gold

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 17:04:57 2014 No.5329832 File: 110 KB, 500x738, 1391163143617.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 17:06:58 2014 No.5329836 >>5329832 That's just sad, man

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 17:08:57 2014 No.5329847 >>5329836 If you still believe disney movies are real life, yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 19:04:03 2014 No.5330124 >>5328528 Are you OP?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 19:16:03 2014 No.5330151 File: 2.90 MB, 4390x2700, AppleCabin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5329208 Okay here they are at full size and like 80 quality.

Anonymous Thu Apr 3 19:32:03 2014 No.5330198
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>>5328000
>>5328420

HEY EVERYBODY!!! GUY FERRARI HERE, COMIN" AT YOU FROM THE CORNER OF JUICY AND DELICIOUS, WHERE LOCALS PILE UP AT THIS KILLER MOUNTAIN PUB THAT SERVES UP WHAT MY HOMBRE BIG HOSS IN TEXAS LIKES TO CALL THE BEST DAMN BIB RIBS!!!!! WITH A SAUCE SO RICH, IT MAKES MARK CUBAN TURN MEXICAN!!!!!! WHOA!!!!!!

NEXT, WE"LL BE CRUSIN" FOR A BRUSIN" TOWARD DOWNTOWN FLAVORTOWN, WHERE MUSTY JOE AND HIS CAMEL SHACK PUMP OUT THE CREAMIEST OF THE CREAMY IN A TRIPLE DREAM TEAM ASSORTMENT OF MASHED POTATOES!!!! DON"T WORRY ABOUT SCREENING THESE FOR CANCER, NOT A SINGLE LUMP IN SIGHT!!!!!

AND FINALLY, WE"RE GONNA BUST A MOVE AT PRICKLY PETE"S PUMP & LUBE WHERE FANS SAY THEY DISH OUT SOME GANGSTER LOBSTER BREAD!!! AND HERE"S WHEN THE POOL OPENS: DRINK THE WHOLE GRAVY BOAT, AND GET YOUR PICTURE POSTED WHERE THE DRAPES MATCH THE CARPET!!!!

ALL THIS AND MORE ON GUY"S BIG TRIPLE DDD!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 19:43:04 2014 No.5330236 >>5330198 ...I like Guy Fieri. He's no chef or anything, but he can cook some and he's not pretentious or an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 19:49:03 2014 No.5330244 >>5330236 >define asshole in a way that doesn't describe him

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 19:53:03 2014 No.5330256 >>5330244 "Unnecessarily mean, rude, or antagonistic" is one way. Actually, it's the first definition that comes to mind anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 20:20:29 2014 No.5330308 >>5330256 Gotta agree. Guy looks like a total douchebag but whenever I end up seeing him get all happy and bubbly over whatever new food he's trying I can't help but smile. That's a man who knows how to be happy. Hard not to respect him for that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 20:24:27 2014 No.5330316 >>5330308 That guy doesn't seem genuine at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 20:28:28 2014 No.5330323 >>5330316 Very few super-bubbly dudes are like that all the time. I've heard that on the street he's very intense, but personable and approachable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 20:31:27 2014 No.5330332 >>5326832 >thanks mountain dew my fucking sides

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 20:33:27 2014 No.5330336 File: 1.43 MB, 250x226, massivedamage.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5329839

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 20:36:27 2014 No.5330346 File: 28 KB, 300x250, 1361300670719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5322159 >mfw I have wookie cookies

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 20:56:16 2014 No.5330383 >>5319838 I was actually thinking the same. Sounds like a tasty snack. Really the only out there part of it was the bologna, just don't overdo it and I bet its great

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 21:12:17 2014 No.5330434 >>5328513 >>5328510 sides.exe has stopped working

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 21:26:17 2014 No.5330474 anyone got the picture of the gut boiling canned milk?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 21:40:16 2014 No.5330519 >>5330474 guy**

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 21:47:16 2014 No.5330545 >>5330474 >>5323899 That one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 00:43:20 2014 No.5330994 File: 110 KB, 640x384, 1313436825090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5319871

Anonymous Fri Apr 4 01:46:20 2014 No.5331135

>>5330994
This doesn't seem awful. It strikes me as the type of thing you would enjoy drunk but be ashamed the next morning. I could also see making a few variations and serving it at a football game party or something. Maybe with a side of Pork Dillingers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 06:02:01 2014 No.5331522 >>5330994 I honestly don't know how I feel about this. Feels like it would be a lot better if it didn't use ketchup

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 09:05:45 2014 No.5331717 >>5327944 theres literally nothing wrong with "moldy" fruits or vegetables people and animals turn white they when get older but they're not spoiled

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 09:08:45 2014 No.5331722 >>5331717 >implying the whiteness of mold and the whiteness that comes with reduced melanin production are related in any way whatsoever

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 09:22:45 2014 No.5331732 File: 41 KB, 501x648, 1396617744175.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5331722 i wonder whos behind this post... yeah, so i can buy peaches indefinitely for the rest of my life when theyre perfectly fine still

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 09:37:52 2014 No.5331758 >>5331717 >people and animals turn white they when get older but they're not spoiled Some would go as far as saying White is Right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 11:32:51 2014 No.5332039 >>5331732 How poor are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 11:46:01 2014 No.5332075 >>5332039 just cut it out. A little hyphae won't kill ya.

Anonymous Fri Apr 4 15:04:27 2014 No.5332540

>>5331732
>>5332075
Ironic pic, since frankly you sound like someone who wishes he could sell his moldy-ass food to more people. So which are you, a bad farmer, a food service employee who deserves a bad inspection, or someone who was taught about food by one of the two?

Mold itself isn't necessarily that bad or dangerous. Mold can even be desirable for some foods like certain cheeses, which is fine since all health considerations can be made based on the specifics of that food. But for almost all other foods, it's a clear and obvious sign of decay, sub-optimal storage conditions, and/or old age of food that is best kept fresh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 16:19:27 2014 No.5332693 >>5315884 oh fuck I remember this thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 08:57:35 2014 No.5334799 File: 89 KB, 1197x187, milk sandwich.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 09:16:35 2014 No.5334821 File: 113 KB, 640x960, i_0NX88Hn8I.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just don't ask

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 09:18:35 2014 No.5334824 File: 104 KB, 594x755, zBlEF-ISFpc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 09:19:35 2014 No.5334827 File: 62 KB, 453x604, My0w2roeHiA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 09:30:35 2014 No.5334841 >>5334824 Why do those faggots in the back have flowers? And who is MARTA?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 09:41:38 2014 No.5334853 >>5327835 >what is gas oven

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 09:41:38 2014 No.5334854 >>5334841 They are clearly foreigners. No one can understand their ways.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 09:45:39 2014 No.5334859 File: 51 KB, 500x555, AkVbNsQOUJU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5334854 They are russkies. No one ever can understand russkies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 10:38:38 2014 No.5334925 >>5330236 >not pretentious or an asshole Totally foreign concept to most of those on /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 10:41:39 2014 No.5334929 >>5334859 Russkies. The worst kind of foreigner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 10:57:38 2014 No.5334967 File: 979 KB, 2714x1920, 1396687756856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5315718

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 11:11:38 2014 No.5334995 >>5334841 It says 8th March in Russian, which is of course, International Women's Day in Russia. Don't you know your Russian culture?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 22:53:12 2014 No.5336551 >>5317016 >drinking tap water Fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 22:56:12 2014 No.5336557 >>5334967 ehhh. shitty apple cabin copy. only funny name is moistnuts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 23:10:47 2014 No.5336570 >>5334967 This is culture jamming isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 01:44:53 2014 No.5336896 >>5334967 source? I don't really find this funny, but somehow it piques my interest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 02:39:30 2014 No.5336966 File: 305 KB, 960x960, jiro1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 02:40:32 2014 No.5336969 File: 309 KB, 960x960, jiro2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 02:41:32 2014 No.5336973 File: 293 KB, 960x960, jiro3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 02:42:56 2014 No.5336975 File: 293 KB, 960x960, jiro4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 02:43:15 2014 No.5336979 File: 316 KB, 960x960, jiro5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 02:44:15 2014 No.5336982 File: 312 KB, 960x960, jiro6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 02:45:15 2014 No.5336984 File: 316 KB, 960x960, jiro7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >inb4 combo breaker

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 02:46:15 2014 No.5336985 >>5336966 >>5336969 >>5336973 >>5336975 >>5336979 >>5336982 >>5336984 These are objectively horrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 02:47:15 2014 No.5336987 File: 345 KB, 495x330, 1383131285412.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5336985

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 02:58:55 2014 No.5336996 File: 73 KB, 389x600, 1356404385649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why has this been left out?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 04:30:05 2014 No.5337115 >>5336996 This image always makes me feel nauseous.

>>	Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g Sun Apr 6 05:27:44 2014 No.5337181 >>5336551 >Living in an area with shitty tap water

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 11:00:27 2014 No.5337486 File: 60 KB, 981x271, fondant katamari.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5336996 Poor crab.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 12:39:48 2014 No.5337666 >>5320130 I believe most of the kids were under twelve. If I remember correctly Hawaiian shirt kid was the youngest at 8 and badass fatass was the oldest at 13. ...he ended up winning, right? He was the one I was rooting for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 13:01:23 2014 No.5337709 >>5330336 >Imagine if you were a human

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 13:12:23 2014 No.5337738 >>5326832 10/10 could this be the start of a new meme? posting wildly inapporpriate stuff on marketing pages?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 13:30:23 2014 No.5337776 File: 282 KB, 511x788, 1303844546640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5336996

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 13:31:23 2014 No.5337781 File: 173 KB, 220x302, 1302329173122.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 13:34:23 2014 No.5337791 >>5317023 THE biggest fuck-up /ck/ ever had. There could have been sooo much laughs, but nearly none contributed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 13:45:50 2014 No.5337815 File: 63 KB, 1230x443, 1388838205438.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5337486 Thanks! I'm learning in my Uni and really lol'd. Deathglares everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 14:53:09 2014 No.5337959 >>5326865 more like SCP

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