Your Restaurant Ideas

[Anonymous No.5228477]

What are your ideas for a restaurant /ck/?

Mine would be about a fast casual soda fountain, we would serve a variety of sodas including Coke and Pepsi, we would serve burgers and ice cream too, and floats, and chicken strips.

[Anonymous No.5228482]

Dick and Nuggets -- Make chicken nuggets into different shapes. It would be known for the chicken nugget shaped like dick and balls

A high end grilled cheese place. Use expensive cheese and different meats like ham or pastrami or whatever.

[Anonymous No.5228488]

Tacos and beer with an all female staff

[Anonymous No.5228492]

That would be great in Tourist area's. Full of American's craving ICE with there drinks.
And free water. Fuck eruopor nations and there lack of ice.


Good idea.

[Anonymous No.5228506]

>>5228477
Make your own Mexican food buffet thing.

[Anonymous No.5228507]

>>5228506
You mean like Qdoba or Chipotle, but as an AYCE?

[Anonymous No.5228511]

>owning a restaurant
>ever
I would own a bar that served good food, but never an actual restaurant where the focus was on the food rather than the alcohol.

[Anonymous No.5228514]

>>5228507
Yeah, and self served. Or you pile a plate of ingredients and some Mexican puts it together for you. Like how Mongolian BBQ places cook your stuff.

[Anonymous No.5228536]

>>5228511
>alcohol
Disgusting! Worst high ever. I don't understand why it's one of the only legal recreational drugs either. It kills so many people (alcohol poisoning, extreme case withdrawals, and car accidents) and also causes negative reactions when combined with a huge number of prescription (and street) drugs.


I guess I'd do the same thing as you except instead of it being a bar I'd serve marijuana. Also, it would have to be a private establishment in order for that to be legal (WA).

[Anonymous No.5228541]

I always wanted a little cafe that served light food for lunch or small groups. It'd have a very open front with seating outside, like the kind of place you'd spend a nice afternoon reading. Sadly liquor laws around here don't allow drinks to be served unless the outside is enclosed, and it wouldn't be a proper cafe if it didn't serve wine, IMO.

[Anonymous No.5228558]

>>5228514
That seems like it would be quite popular, particularly the "Mongolian" BBQ interpretation.

Bowls at one end of the buffet set up. A diner fills one up with meat, veg etc of his/her choice as s/he moves along the buffet line ending at the plancha where the bowl is handed over to a cook who prepares it "a la plancha" with sauce of the diner's choosing. It is then stuffed into 1-3 tortillas, the variety and sizes of which are also up the diner's discretion (three medium, two large or one burrito-sized, made white, wholewheat or corn).
After the plancha, there is a second buffet line of toppings and accoutrements such as a pot of refried beans, salad fixings and so on.
I like it. Good idea.

[Anonymous No.5228578]

I'd open up a restaurant for people who really like MSG. It's stupid how it's actually getting harder and harder for me to find restaurants which use MSG (even chinese restaurants!!). All because some stupid lying faggots keep pretending to be allergic despite the fact that every time they do double blind studies on the physiological effects of MSG, the results are always that nobody in the study is allergic. Last one I heard about, there was only a single person who had a reaction, and it was to the placebo.

[Anonymous No.5228587]

>>5228536
Just like almost anything else, it's great in moderation. Unfortunately too many people abuse it instead of being responsible. I only chose alcohol because people like to drink, and the margins are high enough on alcohol that it can actually be profitable to run an establishment focusing on drinks rather than food. I've seen what it takes to open and run a restaurant. Was in food service for several years. Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.5228598]

I want a place where people can lounge around and use their laptops like at a coffee shop, only instead tit serves a wide variety of good foods, and not stale, preheated pastries. Sadly, where I live here in NC there's nothing like that. It's either Starbucks or Starbucks copies.

[Anonymous No.5228604]

>>5228598
>I want a place
>there's nothing like it here
Well obviously there's an opportunity for you

[Anonymous No.5228608]

>>5228598
I've never really understood the appeal of going to a public place to use my laptop when I can use it at home and get better internet speeds and privacy. Could you explain it to me?

Also, why does it seem like at least 75% of people who do that have macbooks?

[Anonymous No.5228622]

>>5228604
I've thought about that

>>5228608
Well, the setting is nice if you want to get work done. I wouldn't go there just to play games or goof off (although inevitably I do anyways, but it's not my intent).

[Anonymous No.5228627]

>>5228622
>Well, the setting is nice if you want to get work done

what you're describing resembles a public library

[Anonymous No.5228630]

>>5228608
On my laptop in a library right now. I've got a T60 and I can see four different people from with some variant of macbook.

When you have three roommates in a two bedroom apartment, free quiet places to do computer stuff is great. I personally can't justify spending two dollars on coffee and using their tables for an hour, so free places are usually better.

[Anonymous No.5228638]

>>5228627
I'd agree, if you're doing some intense research, but if you're just doing light work, like drafting an essay, it's nice to be in a coffee shop. You drink coffee, chat with friends, nice music, and usually a pretty view outside. I'd like something like that with homemade lunch and breakfast foods added to it.

[Anonymous No.5228659]

>>5228638
What you're describing sounds lie the Wayward Vegan Cafe in Seattle's U-District. I see people with laptops set up in there occasionally.

[Anonymous No.5228663]

>Coke and Pepsi

Yeah, good luck getting either of them to agree to a contract that lets you serve the competition at the same time.

[Anonymous No.5228669]

>>5228608
1) Macbooks are more portable than most Windows laptops, and thus more likely to be, you know, actually "ported."

2) People with Apple laptops tend to be more likely to have the money to eat out more/go to Starbucks every day etc.

[Anonymous No.5228675]

>>5228663
It isn't the 90s anymore faggot they'd rather have people buy drinks than no business at all

[Anonymous No.5228677]

A restaurant where animals are brought in and slaughtered on the tables of diners.

Truly, every guest will check their privilege.

[Anonymous No.5228679]

>>5228675
Didn't all those Marvel-DC crossovers happen back in the 90s? Why would the 90s be the worst time for cross-company collaboration?

[Anonymous No.5228681]

>>5228669
>Macbooks are more portable than most Windows laptops
Fair enough, but you shouldn't say "Windows laptops" because I use a non-macbook and I don't use Windows.

[Anonymous No.5228686]

>>5228675

Yeah. Which explains why so many restaurants happily serve both Coke AND Pepsi products to their customers.

Oh wait, they don't.

[Anonymous No.5228691]

>>5228681
Yeah, I'll spot you that. I was just using "Windows laptops" as shorthand for "everything else".

[Anonymous No.5228695]

>>5228686
But.
They do.

[Anonymous No.5228699]

>>5228477
a soul food/elvis inspired place. but not a cheesey 1950s atmosphere. i got an elvis cookbook for christmas and it has some amazing dishes.
>almond skillet pork chops
>mac and cheese
>burnt bacon and mustard on rye
>sausage spoon bread
>and of course the classic pb&banana

[Anonymous No.5228712]

I want to open up a traditional fish and chip shop in Tokyo. Or a ramen shop in Manchester.

[Anonymous No.5228720]

>>5228712

[Anonymous No.5228728]

I would like a restaurant that serves meatballs,dumplings, soups, and salads from all over the world. There would also be a selection of great coffee and teas (iced and hot), maybe some water kefir sodas. It would be a take out type situation with a few small tables for people that wanted to eat there (counter service only).

[Anonymous No.5228761]

>>5228695
No. They don't. Stores can, restaurants cannot.

[Anonymous No.5228764]

>>5228761
Why?
Is this an actual "cannot" or is this a usually doesn't happen.

[Anonymous No.5228766]

>>5228712
if I wanted ramen I'd go to Samsi

[Anonymous No.5228782]

>>5228764
To get cheap coke in bulk, you have to buy it directly from them. To buy it from them, you have to sign a contract saying you won't serve pepsi products.

Pepsi does the same thing.

[Anonymous No.5228794]

>>5228782
But surely nobody would pick pepsi.

[Anonymous No.5228797]

>>5228764
usually restaurants will have a contract with a soft drink distributor that gives the distributor exclusivity. Many times, as incentive, a distributor will provide a soda fountain to the restaurant at little or no cost with the caveat that only their products will be served.

[Anonymous No.5228804]

A small cafe located in a colder region, with a dim, comfy atmosphere that'll draw people in.

Hopefully, it'd be a convenient place for groups to hang out and warm up.

I'd simply serve a variety of delicious teas, cocoa, and coffee. Warm soups and sandwiches in the winter. Cold soups and salads in the spring. I'd try to make the menus simple, but specialized and tasty.

[Anonymous No.5228814]

>>5228794
Coke won't allow you to sell anything that's not made by Coke. I don't think Pepsi does that. Not sure, though.
I know that if you own a Pepsi brand fountain machine, you can sell non-Pepsi brand sodas, but not sure if they bar you from selling Coke brand stuff. This is why IKEA's fountain machines have Pepsi products plus that lingonberry soda.

[Anonymous No.5228819]

>>5228794
you would pick pepsi if it sold better in your area or their distributor gave you a great deal

[Anonymous No.5228823]

>>5228814
>Coke won't allow you to sell anything that's not made by Coke
>but not sure if they bar you from selling Coke brand stuff

[Anonymous No.5228828]

>>5228823
You are perhaps the most dumbfuck poster I've seen in a very, very long time.

[Anonymous No.5228837]

>>5228828
All I did is quote your words.

Is this how you see yourself?

[Anonymous No.5228861]

My restaurant would be an old-school automat, except all the food would be smeared on the crotches of used panties like Japanese vending machines.

[Anonymous No.5228871]

>>5228837
see >>5228823

[Anonymous No.5228880]

A restaurant based on the recipes from the suikoden 2 playstation 1 game.

[Anonymous No.5228899]

A bar and seafood restaurant that caters to a mostly lesbian clientele.

I'd call it The Shuckin' Clam.

[Anonymous No.5228926]

>>5228899
There's a scene in S2 of A Touch of Cloth you should watch.

Mayor Hope Goodgirl goes on a date with DI Anne Oldman (pronounced as "old man" rather than as in "Gary Oldman") to a bar called "Sappho's."
In it, Goodgirl asks Oldman "Do you like eating out? I love eating out" then orders "the lesbian special" and suggests that Oldman tries the clam. "It's drenched in its own juices. You’ll simply lap it up.”
She puts her hand halfway up Oldman's thigh and makes a sniffing gesture and says "Hmm. Your clam is just about ready." Then a bulldyke waitress brings a plate of clams and Goodgirl continues "and it's absolutely steaming."

That may very well be one of the most hilarious things I've seen on TV in a very, very long time.

[Anonymous No.5231529]

A slow cooker restaurant. Lots of stews, soups, chilis, pasta dishes, risottos, ribs, etc. Things that are easy to make, only take a long time to cook and are always tender and thoroughly cooked. I imagine it would be cheap as well.

[Anonymous No.5231538]

>>5228663
I remember I went to a buffet on an hotel and they had both Coke and Pepsi soda dispensers.

[Anonymous No.5231549]

>>5228477

my idea is to have a sushi-style bar with sushi-style portions and pricing, but of all different kinds of food... steak, burgers, pasta, etc.. creative little hoursderves. So like if you ordered the lamb, it would be 1 chop with some sauce on it, if you ordered steak, it would be two pieces with some mash or some shit... etc.

I think it's called Topaz but mine is different somehow. Oh yeah, because all those items suck ball! If the restaraunt is popular, i can affor to make crazy little pieces liek peking duck and aged prime rib, etc...

its like girly portions but manly meals. Fuck olives, wtf kind of meal is this?

[Anonymous No.5231581]

>>5228477
All I want is what you just described. I would actually love that. Please, someone open one of these in Ohioland, preferably in Parms

[Anonymous No.5231584]

>>5228766
Is it good. My family are brit expats in tokyo. And i tend to avoid japanese food down here whilst at uni, Nevertheless i would be willing to try as all my stocks for jap food have run dry.

[Anonymous No.5231626]

>>5231549
>creative little hoursderves
>little hoursderves
>hoursderves
You cannot be fucking serious

[Anonymous No.5231630]

>>5228638

All Saints Cafe in Tallahassee is just what you're after... but all the food's vegan.

[Anonymous No.5231635]

>>5228681

>fedora

[Anonymous No.5231654]

Dolmades to go. Hot, cold, beef, lamb, however you like, as long as they're covered in olive oil and you order at least a dozen. Burrito-sized mega-dolmades. Vegan dolmades. Spicy dolmades. All-meat-no-rice dolmades. Turkish dolmades. Mmm... dolmades.

[Anonymous No.5231662]

A Burgers&Beers place, with a nice beer selection and 2 or 3 in-house brews in the menu, and juicy as fuck burgers.
The decor would be very rustic with reclaimed wood tables and brick walls

[Anonymous No.5231671]

>>5228823
>>5228837

[Anonymous No.5231675]

>>5228482
>high-end grilled cheese place

There used to be one of these in my city. It closed in less than a year.

[Anonymous No.5231696]

>>5228482
shit was so cash, but overpriced

[None !MaNTiTS3X2 No.5231704]

A donut shop shaped and painted like a donut, with a hole in the center of it. The first floor would be an ordering counter with a bit of space in front for lines (the actual kitchen area would jut out the back a bit, probably a colorfully painted brick enclosure) and either side of the donut shape would have spiral staircases that go up to a nice seating area.

The donuts themselves would be decorated according to the season, with a variety of baked and fried options and whatever odd flavors/pastry hybrids I can mess around with. Cronut, macaronut, etc.

[Anonymous No.5231708]

>>5231671
see >>5228871

[Anonymous No.5231734]

Burger Buffet. Basicly a buffet where you can make custmized hamburgers, also a selection of diffrent french fried patatos.

[None !MaNTiTS3X2 No.5231737]

>>5228823
>>5228871
>>5231708
I think you misread.

"Coke won't let the restaurants that sell their products sell any non-Coke products on the same machine, but I'm not sure if Pepsi bans all Coke-affiliated products or if they just ban Coke itself. They seem to be fine sharing their fountain drink machines with other brands in general in a way Coke isn't."

[Anonymous No.5231752]

>>5228477
I've always wanted a lakeside Italian seafood restaurant.
>mainly seafood based pastas
>seafood topped pizza
>seasonal menu
>outdoor patio over the lake with a small bar outside so that in the warmer months you can turn it into a dance floor
Sigh... She's such a bitch for leaving me with this idea

[Anonymous No.5231759]

Fancy restaurant, tasting menu, wine list that actually matters, good chefs, the works.

Except the food never stops coming. Maybe you get confused when the waiter comes to your table with the 19th course, and it isn't dessert yet, so you pay and leave. A few hours later, you get a knock on the door. It's the maitre d' holding a small sharp arugula salad in a large white bowl. You close the door and try and call 911 but your phone has been replaced with a herb crusted rack of lamb. You panic, try and find your g/f, b/f, or mom or whatever. They're in their room, eating. Cut to a week later, you've moved to Tijuana trying to escape the constant barrage of tiny ass plates of food. Suddenly you hear a noise from the sky, it's a squadron of american planes. Suddenly thousands of plates of food are raining down on the streets like bombs. It's tiramisu. It wasn't the greatest tiramisu you've ever had but the rest of the menu was pretty good. 4/5 on yelp.

[Anonymous No.5231769]

>>5231759
This is fucking genius

[None !MaNTiTS3X2 No.5231776]

>>5231737
Oh, nevermind, fully understood the connection that you were trying to make. I guess the distinction might be if non-Coke products that are still affiliated with Coke itself were shared between companies, like Dr Pepper? It tends to go on sale with Coke products and I think Coke helps to bottle/distribute it but I don't know if it would be limited to either company through association.

[Anonymous No.5231809]

Okay so

stay with me

okay

classic barbecue type place - you've got an old style camping type atmosphere... wood everywhere, campsite signs, fishing poles, gas lamps on the tables, fake cut "logs" as benches to wait for your table on.

At the center of each table is a flattop grill. When you get to your table you're brought a big tub of rich, thick pancake batter with a ladle and a spatula.

You MAKE fucking PANCAKES on the grill while you wait for your food. It's like how Italian places serve bread, or Mexican places serve chips and salsa. The restaurant would also specialize in different types of fresh syrup (like 10 or 15 flavors) that you could request from the waiters.

Then you get your slab of thick juicy ribs and chow down.

It would work. I promise you that it would work.

[Anonymous No.5232346]

Italian Fast food.

[Anonymous No.5232380]

"Mondays", a place that's a coffee shop and bar.
Bar in the morning, coffee shop in the evening, cheap cheap cheap, live music early in the evenings. Shitty irish bar food.

[Anonymous No.5232385]

$500 meals.

You get a kids cuisine tv dinner microwaved perfectly served by an extremely hot waitress. You also get to have sex with the waitress in your private booth. It is legal and in a convenient location on your commute too.

[Anonymous No.5232392]

>>5231809
fuck the barbecue idea but that pancake thing is fucking brilliant. Maybe if it was more like "lumberjack" food or something.
Holy fuck I'm drooling

[Anonymous No.5232395]

A fast food place that specializes in salads, you pick out the lettuce and other veggies and toppings and dressing and the person behind the counter will prepare it for you. Kinda like Subway but with salads.

A New York style pizzeria in Japan. I don't know if it would be popular over there but those guys need to eat something better than that pizza hut shit.

[Anonymous No.5232405]

>>5232395
There is a place like that by my apartment called Cafe Zupas. They have a shit ton of specialty salads they can throw together or you can make the salad of your choice in a 12 foot row of salad toppings.
Also have mediocre soup and sandwiches, pretty damn cheap though

[Anonymous No.5232450]

>>5232395
>wanting to serve Jew York stale-bread-and-cheese
>not superior Chicagoan real pizza
Why do you hate Japan?

[Anonymous No.5232867]

Well, /ck/ isn't exactly my target demographic but I have this dream of opening a Pâtisserie & Tea Room even though its been done to death and the margins are terrible.

Ideally just a really small cozy space with a loft for seating and all the pastries on display. Fresh varieties of breads near the register for people on the way out to impulse buy for home.

Serving only the best (imho) Mariage Frères tea with your typical spread of sandwiches and desserts. The main difference being that the service would be knowledgeable and attentive people who know how to prepare things for the tables and can answer questions.

Every teahouse or high-end bakery I have ever been too has felt snobby and rigid and I would really want a more comfortable environment but still have a quality experience and outstanding food.

Would love to have them in cute uniforms as well

[Anonymous No.5232885]

French bakery with a vintage garden/outdoor atmosphere. Would love to make some delicios Viet-French food also, Banh Bao is too good.

[Anonymous No.5232898]

Every brand of cereal imaginable is kept in stock

this also includes good mix-ins like like lucky charms marshmallows, pretzel pieces, sliced fruit, certain candy

several signature bowls of my making are offered on the menu

You can mix up whatever the fuck you want to make a custom bowl of cereal

your choice of whole milk 1-2% milk chocolate milk almond milk soy milk cocunt milk horchata

charge like $1-3 a bowl, start out on college campuses

[Anonymous No.5232987]

>>5232395
Tokyo was voted as having the best pizza in the world a few times a few years back. I went there it was good but it was Italian pizza so I didn't think it was that special. The deep dish place in Tokyo is better than theres plenty of places to get NY style all over the country. Cheese is expensive though so all pizza is expensive

[Anonymous No.5233037]

id open a beer hall that does simple home-cooking in a perfect way
>>5232898
this is a brilliant idea

[Anonymous No.5233074]

>>5228477
>What are your ideas for a restaurant /ck/?

Hipster Chinese

I'd basically hire white people to cook classic chinese food rather than the canned stuff plus a sweet-sour sauce that's usually being served in these parts.

[Anonymous No.5233078]

I would make a lassi shop. I mean, Bubble Tea was yesterday, and summer is coming, and everyone want a fresh, healthy, hipster, drink, right ?
Plus, all the bitches going on Dunkan or Paleo diet would love to have a drink they can enjoy (other than a diet cola that taste like shit).
So, nice place, open from spring to end of summer, with all imaginable lassi sorts ; with spices, fruits, flower sirup, made with regular or soy or whatever yoghurt.
Eventually, some indish pastries.

[Anonymous No.5233081]

>>5232898
We actually have something like that on our campus. Most the menu for this cafe is cereal (and some punny cereal mixtures) with your choice of milk, the rest is sandwiches, wraps, and drinks. It's very popular.

[Anonymous No.5233150]

>>5232898
There was a place like that here. It was called Cereality. Notice I used the past tense: when people realised they were paying faggots $3 for a bowl of cereal when a box of the stuff costs the same amount, they closed rather quickly.

[Anonymous No.5233154]

>>5232395
The salad thing exists already. It's called Saladworks. They have about 200 locations, mostly on the American east coast as well as large cities and their suburbs in the rest of the US.

[Anonymous No.5233157]

>>5233154

I've never been to saladworks but there are a good half dozen to a dozen chains like that in NY. With varying degrees of quality.

[Anonymous No.5233163]

I've always wanted to do a soul food/asian fusion place. Wasabi mashed potatoes, panko breaded chicken fried steak, iced green sweet tea, soup beans cooked in dashi stock, red bean pecan pie, that kind of thing.

Would it be successful?

[Anonymous No.5233165]

Viking themed

Actual food...who the fuck knows

Also beer and mead n' shit

[Anonymous No.5233202]

>>5233165
>Actual food

You could do pretty much anything involving fish, pork, chicken, goat, venison, whale. Fuckload of root vegetables.

If you wanted to you could sell anything and justify it by saying that the Vikings had trade routes to pretty much everywhere. Which is true.

[Anonymous No.5233219]

>>5228477
A fine dining restaurant with the kitchen in the center, and you can see the chefs working. There is no wait staff, and instead you bring an order ticket up to the chef of your choosing, and you can watch him prepare your meal if you wish. When your meal is completed, you will have a terminal on your table lit up, and you will pick up your plate.

As far as booze, there will be a bar in plain view. If you wish to avoid the rush for drinks, go up at your leisure.

You are given the option of tipping the chefs, but it is blatantly shown it is not necessary.

Bus Boys will be paid slightly more than minimum wage, to make everyone feel better

[Anonymous No.5233250]

>>5233219
>fine dining

captcha: lickseet pay

[Anonymous No.5233271]

>>5228477
Noodle Shop. Buy customized noodle bowls - Ramen, Udon, Soup, etc. Choose your Stock, your Noodle, your protein, your veg/add ons.

[Anonymous No.5233275]

>>5233219
Incidentally, this exists, though not in this manner. A fine dining restaraunteur is experimenting with having chefs act both as wait staff and cooks, because 1. As the chefs they will know the food better and 2. Apparently it saves a FUCKLOAD of money.

[Anonymous No.5233330]

>>5233275
If they were waiting the table, I suspect that would be dangerous. If something is wrong, they will be the ones sitting there explaining and dealing with disgruntled customers, and not actually cooking more meals.

It would work if there were a small amount of tables though I suppose

[Anonymous No.5233338]

Greasy Bitch
The greatest greasy burger joint/strip club in existence!

> Bucket o' Soda
> Deep fried burgers on a stick
> French Fries available with a variety of condiments.

Meat would be the fattiest available kind, mixed with duckfat, par-grilled with bacon mixed inside it, the bunds being basted with drippings after being grilled too. Then, add bacon, cheese, and fried onions. Put on stick, beer batter, and then deep fry. Serve with gravy.

[Anonymous No.5233373]

it would just be a normal place with weird recipes
like my favorite dish would be the souper salad
it's basically a combination of your favorite salad, but with your favorite soup instead of dressing

[Anonymous No.5233395]

Frozen dinner microwave bar

[Anonymous No.5233411]

>>5228477

an italian food diner that specializes in pizza, bakes and salads, and would be close to a college/up and coming town

biggest sellers would be draft beer, cobb/chicken/greek salads, pizza and spaghetti pie. I would want the interior to look like a 1970's porn set with wood walls and tacky paintings

[Anonymous No.5233432]

>>5228477
You can't serve Coke AND Pepsi.....

[Anonymous No.5233433]

>>5233395
You gunna call it /ck/?

[Anonymous No.5233435]

jazz bar/gastropub sorta place called the 'swingin hinge'

situate in a trendy area, have some cheapo options for students and younguns. regular jam/open mic nights and masterclasses.

cucina povera type stuff. chicken livers on polenta. hummus and ful. oxtail braised on a mosaic of radishes. curried eggs. squash risotto with ribbons of pickled squash and seeds toasted with browned butter and anise. goan fish curry.

kitschy dessert menu with accompanying cocktails. pistachio and apricot siberian pancakes. always something with salted caramel. option of getting 12-24 freshly baked madeleines to take home.

saxophone shaped draft beer pumps.

it's never gonna happen but i like to think about it.

[Anonymous No.5236234]

>>5228630
>I personally can't justify spending two dollars on coffee and using their tables for an hour

I've only ever been to a Starbucks while on vacation, there was one in the hotel and we were waiting for our ride to pick us up and had already checked out.

Is it required that you have to buy something to use their wi-fi? I did, I got some small lime drink or some shit, it was horrible and didn't have any flavor. But I sipped that and was there for a few hours while waiting for the ride to show. Can you get kicked out if you bring a laptop on and start working without purchasing anything?

[Anonymous No.5236237]

>>5231549
>girly portions
Dropped.

[Feist + Eddie Vedder = Me !A0wItQF88Q No.5236252]

A good crepe place. I was already work in one but its all sweet and nothing savory.

I want a fried chicken crepe.

[Anonymous No.5236264]

Taco Hell.

A taco place that also serves milkshakes and Tarrantino movie themed menu items.

Death Proof Nachos
Big Cahuna Burger.
Bill's Turkey Sandwich from the end of Part 2.

idk

[Anonymous No.5236612]

>>5236252
Where do you live?

http://www.lecafecreperie.com/uploads/1/4/4/5/14457174/lacafecreperie_takeoutmenu.pdf

I went with a friend who had actually been to France, and he said that the quality was almost as good, though the size was obviously made for americans (larger, he meant) and most of the fillings would have been blasphemous in France.

The crepe suzette, I thought, was amazing.

[Anonymous No.5236863]

>>5233271 You're a genius I'd totally eat there.

[Anonymous No.5236883]

A restaurant style cafeteria that serves school lunches to the general public, they prices would be affordable.

[Anonymous No.5236911]

>>5236264
A better name would be "Dumbass Anon's Litigation Shack!" Tarantino's people would sue you back to the stone age.

[Anonymous No.5236917]

>>5236911
If he appended the words "dumb," "stupid" or "idiotic" to each menu item, Anon would be able to get away with it as it would then fit under satire and be protected under US "fair use" laws.

[Anonymous No.5236921]

I dunno if this is practical at all, but:
>bakery and butcher all in one place
>they combine their powers to make sandwiches with really good bread and meat

[Anonymous No.5237579]

>>5228477
I'd start a small, cozy bistro with traditional food from northeast France and bordering regions. No fixed menu, just one or two options, but quality of both food, wine and spirits to make up for it.

>>5233202
>whale
Whale is much too precious to be pissed away at a silly theme restaurant. Serve boar instead, it tastes like shit, but it's abundant and appeals to plebeians who frequent theme restaurants.

[Anonymous No.5237583]

>>5236921

quiznos, duh

[Anonymous No.5237617]

>>5237579
>boar tastes like shit
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I quite enjoy boar.

[Anonymous No.5237813]

>>5228608
Students do it because they know they can't study properly at home

[Anonymous No.5237818]

Is pounded mochi any better than stuff made from mochiko?

[Anonymous No.5237822]

>>5237818
lol wrong thread xD

[Anonymous No.5237956]

>>5228608
I'd love a study themed bar/cafe/whatever. Place with good wifi, outlets, study cubbies, and maybe some comfort food.

I get good work done at home or at the library, but sometimes I like a change of scenery.