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5086890 No.5086890[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>you just found out that delicious meal you ate at that fancy restaurant was prepared by some freaking RAT.

what do?

>> No.5086894

Tip

>> No.5086895

Nothing, it was delicious. Why would I care who or what made it?

>> No.5086896

tip with cheese?

>> No.5086916

>>5086896

That's racist.

>> No.5086917
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5086917

the temptation to dump all of these comics is strong, but i can't bring myself to shit up this board anymore today

>> No.5086919

make love to the rat

>> No.5086927

Lel, you got the idea from Dreamworks "Brave" didn't ya.

>> No.5086929

>>5086890
>what do?


be impressed that a rat could create a delicious meal and work in a fancy restaurant

he has done well in life

>> No.5086947

>>5086890

I have an aversion to rats.

>> No.5086952

Stop taking acid and go to sleep, OP.

>> No.5086966

>>5086952
how did you knew it's 10 pm for me?

>> No.5086968

>>5086966
confirmed for german.

>> No.5086973
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5086973

>>5086968

little more to the right

>> No.5086979

>>5086973
Poland?

>> No.5086988

>>5086979

tak.

dobranoc.

>> No.5087586

I wonder if I can train my pet rats to cook delicious foods for me.

>> No.5089164

Tip well, return often.

In 3 to 5 years, weep.

>> No.5089165

>>5086890
Well, I fucking love rats, especially tame ones, so I would raise my glass and toast

>> No.5089191

As long as he washes his paws and wears a hair net (aka, body stocking), I'm fine with it. It'd be fun to watch.

>> No.5089215

As long as he isn't voiced by Patton Oswald I'm ok with it.

>> No.5090225
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5090225

Rats are pretty clean animals. Look at the mess the kid is making in this picture and look how cultivated the rats behave.

>> No.5090238

>>5090225
>pretty clean
Except for all the diseases they are carriers of. Including and not limited to the Plague. Not the Black Plague, the regular one.

>> No.5090251

>>5089164

Maybe a child or grandchild will have taken over the business by then?

>> No.5090259

>>5090238
>the rat had to undergo drug and disease screening before he was allowed to work
>he graduated from Le Cordon Bleu, has 10 years' job experience and his ServSafe is up to date
>he washes his hands, puts on gloves, and wears a hairnet
WHAT NOW?

>> No.5090261

>>5090238
>implying black is not regular too
(just kidding)

Every other animal carries diseases too. Rat just happed to co-habitate areas with us. 50,000+ people die every year from rabies contracted from dogs. (mostly in china and countries that don't put emphasis on animal control) But you don't consider dogs to be a disease ridden animal. The fleas that spread plague on rats spread it better on cats and dogs. After all you don't share your bed with a rat.

>> No.5090276

>>5090261
>you don't share your bed with a rat
Speak for yourself.

>> No.5090278

>>5086917
do it

>> No.5090281

>>5090276
my SO's mother had pet rats and some of them were privilaged enough to have free roam in the house. She wound up accidentally killing one in her sleep by rolling on it. As a previous rodent owner I found the notion terrifying.

>> No.5090289

>>5090261
>you don't share your bed with a rat

only because you can't housetrain them though

>> No.5090292

>>5090261
>After all you don't share your bed with a rat.
Where the fuck do you expect my wife to sleep?

>> No.5090293

>>5090289
you can though. Rats are kinda gifted when it comes to learning new things.

>> No.5090296

>>5090281
How smart are rats anyway? If they free roam the house didn't they shit everywhere?

>> No.5090308

>>5090296
there were a few small litter boxes around the house.

>> No.5090319

>>5086890

Breathe a sigh of relief that it was rats and not niggers.

>> No.5090322

A friend of mine used to have a pet rat that would sit on his shoulder most of the time, when it had to shit or piss it would climb down and go over to its cage and shit and piss in there and then go climb back up onto his shoulder.

>> No.5090332

>>5090261
I knew a old cat lady, who had 8 of her cats die due to some rare disease. Then she wasn't allowed to have any more cats for 10 years because she was a carrier for the disease. So she became a old dog lady instead.