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Got a Taco Bell gift card for Christmas. Don't usually eat fast food but fuck it, a free meal is a free meal.

What's good? Anything in particular I should try?

>> No.5059642

Nobody would ever give a taco bell gift card ever viral marketer. Even people that actually like the place know that is a shit gift.

>> No.5059645

>>5059641
>Got a Taco Bell gift card for Christmas

who hates you that much?

>> No.5059648

>>5059645
>>5059642
It was more a white elephant gift. I wasn't really given it directly, it's just what I ended up with due to no one wanting it.

>> No.5059660

>>5059648
Bullshit. You got the gift card because you like Taco Bell you fuckin liar.

>> No.5059909

>>5059642
I-I wouldn't mind one

>> No.5059926

>>5059641
When I go, I usually get some combination of the regular soft tacos, double decker tacos, cheesy gordita crunch, crunchwrap supreme, and nachos. The new grilled stuffed nacho they have isn't bad either.

Also, be sure to try the baja blast mountain dew.

>> No.5059932

>go to taco bell stoned
>the person working the window is higher than I am

we can do this

>> No.5059934

There are only three options:

The chalupa steak combo. Seriously, say what you want about TB but that chalupa bread is on point. And make sure you get the "steak" instead of the ground beef that doesn't even try to pretend it came from a cow.

The cantina burrito, it's pretty fucking huge and actually not too bad for fast food, use caution if you don't like cilantro though because they put a fuckton on it by default.

The new triple steak is decent but the bread I got was weird and moist and chewy, I didn't dislike it but I think my bread was fucked up.

I just realized I've tried almost everything on the TB menu, and that I'm a fatass loser. Oh well, those are the only three good things there IMO

>> No.5059936

>>5059641
I haven't been to Taco Smell in about 5 years or so, but you should get a couple Doritos Locos Tacos and let me know which is better: nacho cheesier or cooler ranch?

>> No.5059947

>>5059936
fucking neither, those taco shells are basically just as flavorless as the original shells, they just look different

protip: if you're going to eat at taco bell, only eat things with a "steak" option. the ground beef actually contains high amounts of sodium silicate, aka motherfucking beech sand. google it. I wouldn't even care if it tasted good, but it has the disadvantage of both tasting like shit and being made of sand. There's only like 36% animal content in taco bell "beef", and I doubt much of that is even lean muscle.

>> No.5060029

Chalupas and Mexican pizza.

Everything else is trash.
Recommend getting high first.

>> No.5060088

>>5059641
Don't eat the food. Just use the card to get large Baja Blasts until you use it up.

Its the only good thing at taco bell.

>> No.5060170

grilled stuft nacho things are breddy guud.

its like a crunchwrap supreme but cheaper and not quite as good.

also anything steak.

>> No.5060190

all the doritos locos

>> No.5060481

>>5059641
steak volcano burrito

>> No.5060534

The only good things at Taco Bell are the crunch wrap supremes and the Chalupas. Maybe the cheesy gordita crunch or whatever the fuck it is...but that's it.

>> No.5061274

Spicy Chicken Crunch Wrap Supreme!!!!!!

BTW, I'm /fit/ and don't eat much fast food either but that's the thing I get whenever I go to Taco Bell.

>> No.5061458

chalupas. but they were better back in the 90's

>> No.5061467

Whatever you order, get the lava sauce.

Fucking Taco Bell likes phasing out everything good, but the last time I was there a few weeks ago they still had some to give out.

>> No.5061480

>>5059641

Taco Bell utterly sucks. There is nothing worth eating on the menu. Their TORTILLAS suck, which dooms all their other alleged food.

Wait, do they have a burger? That might be worth getting. But their Mexican food sucks hard.

>> No.5061485

>>5061480

taco bell does not suck wtf, its marginally better than the other big chain fast food restaurants

u kno at least taco bell uses somewhat fresh veggies in their items

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5061486

They made the Naco a real thing, so try that it's pretty good.

>> No.5061489

Taco Bell food is fucking garbage

>> No.5061490

their frozen Baja blast is damn close to the nectar of the gods.
>protip add liquor once you get it home

those loaded grillers are great if your t-bell is well run, mine are skimpy 75% of the time.

>> No.5061492

>>5061485
Are you delusional? I'm not even the guy you're responding to, but it's the lowest common denominator of ingedients, and not even at a good price anymore. When you can still get a double cheeseburger for a dollar, four bucks for a single burrito is no longer a deal.

>> No.5061500

>>5061492
What the fuck burrito is $4?

>> No.5061511

>>5061500
Oh, I'm sorry. 3.39 plus tax!

>> No.5061542

>>5061500
Pretty sure that things like the Grilled Stuft and Cantina burritos are even more expensive than that nowadays.

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5061553

>>5059642
one of the funniest things in This Is The End is when they tell the story about getting a 20 dollar gift card to Taco Bell and buying so much food with it that it's literally impossible to eat in one sitting.

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>>5059641

Dammit they have Taco Bell gift cards too? I would have asked for one of those to go with these two if I knew they existed. Oh well, maybe next year.

>> No.5061561

>>5059947
1. that beach sand tastes delicious my god.
2. some of those dorito taco shells make my teeth auto cringe when I bite into them. they may not taste completely different but they're definitely of a different texture/consistency

>> No.5061586

>>5061274
THEY HAVE SPICY CHICKEN CRUNCH WRAPS? WHAT IN THE FUCK NOW I WANT TO GO.

>> No.5061611

>>5061586
Don't get your hopes up, they aren't that great.
All that sauce from the chicken makes them kinda soggy and messy after the first bite.

>> No.5061613

>>5061611
pfft, the original crunch wraps are all soggy too. I'm still down.
I'm the kind of horrid person that loves putting too much avocado on my sandwich just to make the bread all weak.

>> No.5061661

>>5059641
Their fries are great, ask for the secret menu.

>> No.5061742

I'm a tiny chick and can barely or not even get down two double decker tacos, but I CAN do a double decker taco and a crunchy taco.
Neither made supreme.

Shit so cash. Haven't been in far too long... kinda broke atm.

>> No.5061744

>>5061490
this sounds sexy

>> No.5062185

Double-decker taco, fresco style

>> No.5062193

dont ever get the smothered burrito
it is a piece of shit
the 1$ grillers are pretty good and so is that new triangle shaped shit. also BAJA BLASt

>> No.5062197

>>5061742
Too broke for Taco Bell? Damn, that's a new low.

>> No.5062331

>>5059641
Get a crunchwrap

>> No.5062371

>>5060170
seconded, if there was sour cream on it i don't think i'd be able to tell the difference between it and the cruchwrap stoned

>> No.5062375

>>5061613
lol nice

>> No.5062377

>>5062371
But there is sour cream on it.

>> No.5063581

$20 taco bell gifts cards, i dont know why any of your faggors wouldnt want that.

Op jyat get the $5 box a fww times. Now irs thT fuasgggot stuuffed nacho and is it,good, yes. Plus supreme burrito is always glod. HVe a crunchqrap supreme tooo. The bew smothwrered chicken burrito is GOOD.

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5063639

taco bell actually has gift cards? I hate gift cards in general but that is just stupid.

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5064866

> tfw: city stats for my city: 6992 restaurants with 15 miles.
> closest taco bell, arbys, hooters, bw3 or long johns is at the perimeter
> no whatabooger, in-n-out, firehouse, jimmy johns, steak-n-shake, list goes on. Too much mom-n-pop here

I'm not driving 20min for any of that shit

>> No.5064882

Gift cards are the tools of the corporate satan. A certain amount of them get lost, expire, or are just never get redeemed, when you're down for $0.50 you might chuck it rather than hassle with it, you can only spend it there, etc.
> Phase 3 = profit

>> No.5064883

Whoever bought OP that giftcard probably only did it to get the two free Doritos tacos that came with it.

Fatty.

>> No.5064890

Gift cards are cool and anonymous.
Get a hooker, a motel room, and a few joints, you'll be sorted.

>> No.5065452

Is Taco Bell open on New Year's Day? Thanks.

>> No.5065456

>>5065452
Taco bell is open every day.
Most locations in my area stayed open for Thanksgiving and Christmas.

God bless America.

>> No.5065486

>>5059641
>Got a Taco Bell gift card for Christmas.
Punch that person in the face and cram it down their throat.

You obviously have an enemy.