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5058622 No.5058622 [Reply] [Original]

>POP

>> No.5058636

>SCREAM

>> No.5058639
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5058639

There is less trepidation in awaiting your turn in a game of russian roulette.

>> No.5058643

>>5058622
I hate those fuckers. One time I was handling it gently and it burst in my hands and gave me a minor cut.

I didn't even unwrap it yet.

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I think I've outdone myself.

>> No.5058692

>>5058643
Yet when I'm totally prepared, it doesn't open till I peel it twice, then slam it against the counter in a fit of rage.

Fuck you, Pillsbury.

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>> No.5058831

>>5058820
>tfw alone and no one to do it
>end up eating all the biscuits in one sitting

>> No.5058832

When I was a kid, I peeled it off slowly and to my surprise there was no popped. I hope whoever designed these Pillsbury opening methods has his house blown up. I attempted to cut open the package with a knife and then the dough started flowing out of the package. I had to throw the whole thing out.

I FUCKINGEWJKBRIBEHFBDLKSHFIRHSB

>> No.5058838

>>5058832
>I hope whoever designed these Pillsbury opening methods has his house blown up.
Might be able to do it yourself. Try peeling the siding off of his house.

>> No.5058844

>>5058838
heh.

>> No.5058845

>>5058838
oh god

>> No.5058896

>>5058639
I just laughed at that .gif so fucking hard I literally shit my pants. I have food poisoning so I've been puking and shitting all day but that fucking .gif did me in damn it. I did have a good laugh until you realize you shit your pants and your facial expression changes in one billionith of a second.

>> No.5058922

Didn't they change it? I have a tube of pillsbury biscuits and they make you use a spoon on the line to release pressure. You peel the label so you can see the black spiraled line and you take the tip of the spoon to that line and it releases the pressure.

>> No.5058924

>>5058922
Isn't that how it always is?

>peeling paper
>it pops immediately
fffff

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>>5058838

>> No.5058932

>>5058622
Okay. How would you make a better can that's probablty as cost efficient?

>> No.5059880

>>5058838

you funny guy

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>>5058838

>> No.5061107

>>5058896
what.the.fuck.

>> No.5061116

>>5058622
>Flaky Layers
>vomit.gif

>> No.5061196

>>5058622
i make crescent rolls all the time and i'm a spaz, i never get used to it and the anticipation makes my head buzz

>> No.5061202

worst is when they pop in their on on the fridge. You live in a bad neighborhood so think its gunshots and you hit the ground and check for wounds

>> No.5061208

(VII.) Can Control

(B.) Maintaining sight alignment and sight picture, do not stop, hesitate or pause. Make one smooth press. Let the pop surprise you.


I would not operate with you /ck/

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>>5058896

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>>5061213
>>5061249
>cue the /ck/ faggot who dumps reaction images

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>>5061257

>> No.5061283

wtf i thought the pop was the best part

>> No.5061316

>>5061202
I had a soda can freeze in the back of my fridge and blow up. I spent the next 30 minutes clearing the house and wondering what happened. Go to get some breakfast a few minutes later, slushie everywhere.

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>>5058622
Hah

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>>5061116
Flaky layers are the best canned biscuits.

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>>5058622

>> No.5061853,1 [INTERNAL] 

what in the fuck is this

>> No.5061853,2 [INTERNAL] 

I love those things.