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so i'm trying to take a nap and a UPS negro knocks on my door with a giant styrofoam cooler full of meat asking if i'm my brother

unboxing thread?

>> No.5016787

>>5016785
progun, is that your cat?
two thumbs up from me. I like you even more now

>> No.5016791

OMG MC! HE IS SO HANDSOME!

>> No.5016792
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this is the first pic i took but when i came back he had claimed the cooler

>> No.5016793

>answering a door for a negroid
>even if he does have a box of meat

>> No.5016801
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>> No.5016806

>omaha
Close thread, turn off computer, burn down house, get on train, burn down progun's house, get on rocket, fly into sun

>> No.5016811

>>5016792
that bullet doesnt even fit in the gun

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some kinda brownies

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>>5016806
>omaha

>> No.5016820

>>5016801
I received someone else's delivery once from Omaha Steaks (except it wasn't UPS that delivered, it was some dudes in a van). There were four New York Strips. HOLY FUCK those mothers were perhaps one of the most tender steaks that I've ever had. I think they use explosions or some shit to tenderize them, it's crazy how good they are. Granted they sound expensive as fuck because just those four steaks were like $80 if I had to pay for them.

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some kinda lame ass hotdogs

if they ain't red they ain't good

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cheesecakes

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salmon

>> No.5016846

>>5016820
thief thats a federal offence opening peoples mail

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double baked taters

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more meat

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some kinda apple caramel things

>> No.5016865

>>5016854
People can order these online? Holy shit.

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these are supposed to be au gratin potatoes but i've never seen anything like that

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burgers

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more burgers

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pork chops


and that's it
>transmits llorape

>> No.5016893

>>5016818

oh shit nigger, those are chocolate lava cakes. Throw some ice cream on that bitch god damn they are delicious.

>> No.5016897

OP what was the total amount of $ for all this? Shit seems extremely expensive.

>> No.5016895

>>5016866

they're more like potato croquettes

>> No.5016923

>>5016897
its a christmas gift from my bro's work

>> No.5016938

>>5016826
I've had this stuff, those hotdogs are good, the burgers are okay the steaks are tiny

>> No.5016940

>>5016840
lookin a little brown
>>5016866
had good if drunk

>> No.5016984

I've had a similar box sent to me as a gift. Shits good stuff, but ludicrously priced.

And you're right: the hot dogs are meh, burgers are just alright, desserts are unremarkable and the steaks are bretty gud.

Try boiling one and let us know what you think progunil

>> No.5017022

>>5016923
Thoughtful of your bros work to send you all those goodies.

>> No.5017040

>no dry ice
wheres the dry ice
what happened to the dry ice

>> No.5017479

>>5017040
it sits in the bottom

>> No.5017487

>>5017479

Just checking trippy...are there any threads that you haven't thrown your worthless two cents at?

>> No.5017791

>>5017487
Since that has been pointed out, what is the point of trip fags?

I wouldn't have noticed it until you said something.
So why do they do it?

>> No.5018918

>>5016792
I see that you've upped your beer standards. Hope you've been doing well.

>> No.5018931

>>5016792
Why the handgun? Don't get me wrong, I likes me a .357 as much as the next guy, just don't get why it or the .303 (?) bullet are on the box.

>> No.5019134

>>5018931
it's a bottle opener

>> No.5019169

So is all this shit frozen? If so why is it so god damned expensive?

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>feel like im going to kill myself
>haven't washed since september
>devel ED and cant fap anymore
>all my piss bottles are full and i dont want to go to the store to buy soda for empty bottles.
>refresh /ck/
>MC on the front page
>mfw

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>file name - "randome n*gger at my front door"

hope your brother kicks your ass you tubby bitch

>> No.5019243

>>5019221
>cries about some bullshit he should just not worry about because it's a shitty trip being an asshole
>posts ponies
oh I get it
you must not be used to not responding to something you don't like
because on mlp everyone responds to all the most inane bullshit

>> No.5019271

>>5019221
Go back to /mlp/, Twilight. You don't belong here.

>> No.5019274

>>5019243
>>5019271
/ck/ confirmed for horsefuckers

>> No.5019277

>>5019274
My secret is revealed.

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>>5019221
>Not knowing nigger has more than one meaning
>Being this racist
>Liking ponies
Look at him everyone, look at him and laugh!

>> No.5019310

>>5019221
People that self-censor themselves are fucking idiots.

>> No.5019313

>>5019221
Good thing you replaced the 'i' in 'nigger' with a star. Otherwise that would have been offensive.

>> No.5019393

>>5016785

There's no e at the end of random, Dan Quayle.
Have you figured out that the same actor plays Jethro and Jethrine on the Beverly Hillbillies?

>> No.5019625

>>5019214
hi hudson

>> No.5021775

>>5016785
how much did all that cost?

>> No.5022799

>>5019393
stay on /pol/ HK