/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5009121]

Why does the Japanese release indecent food in one after another?

pic:Soft and fluffy roll of cheese and the ham /100yen at 2 pieces

[Anonymous No.5009123]

>>5009121
Pretty sure those spoonfaces just like to put their dicks in baked goods.

[Anonymous No.5009152]

I didn't know your mother was on the menu

[Anonymous No.5009155]

>>5009121
it looks like an infection

[Anonymous No.5009550]

Texture is ham, and smell is cheese?
And this looks...
The country of Hentai, Japan.

[Anonymous No.5009794]

>>5009121
because japanese are so shy about that sex that in their tradition business men had to buy cakes that looked like vaginas to give to geishas if they wanted to propose that they become their mistresses.

maybe that idea is still pursued

[Anonymous No.5009878]

Those are ho cakes OP

[Anonymous No.5009894]

>>5009794
I don't see that as much stranger than giving a girl flowers, when I think about it

[Anonymous No.5010963]

After I searching it, the pic of OP is seems like a part.
Other products are made morally.

[Anonymous No.5011017]

>>5009121

why does the japanese have worst english school teaching in world? how african niggers can spoke better?

[Anonymous No.5011035]

>>5011017
Japanese students aren't taught to think about what they're actually studying. They're taught to absorb as much information as they can and regurgitate. Most of them will go through high school with only having to write 1-2 short essays.

[Anonymous No.5011047]

yeah vagina roll is stupid but hot dogs are perfectly fine

[Anonymous No.5011050]

>>5011017
Japanese are very racist and hate the white devil.

[Anonymous No.5011053]

>>5011035
so...like American public school minus the sex, drugs, parties and summer break?

[Anonymous No.5011055]

>>5011017
Most Japanese students don't go on needing English, kind of like French in Canada

[Anonymous No.5013280]

>>5011053
People who are white like me go to private schools and actually get a better education.

[Anonymous No.5013297]

[Anonymous No.5013299]

[Anonymous No.5013303]

Japan puts the number of calories a food contains on the front of the package, as an advertisement. You see this on bentos too.

100 yen for 74 whole calories!

Not a big deal I just find it an amusing cultural difference.

[Anonymous No.5013309]

>>5009121
Because the Japanese are a pathetic and disgusting race.

[Anonymous No.5013312]

>>5013297
how does one girl have 5 vaginas?

[Anonymous No.5013314]

>>5013312
It's meant to look like a cherry blossom, not several mutant vaginas. They didn't go a great job though.

[Anonymous No.5013325]

>>5013314
I guess I can kind of see it in this one
But honestly, they just look horror movie vaginas

[Anonymous No.5013332]

>>5013325
Yeah, honestly though, it's like asking an american pastry company who mass produces their shit and ships their shit all over to make an iconic pastry and have it come out not looking awful, it's just not going to happen.

[Anonymous No.5013344]

>>5013332
Ho-ho vaginas?
They wouldn't even have to change the name.

[Anonymous No.5013355]

>>5013303
74 calories for each biscuit thing.

[Anonymous No.5014172]

>>5013303
>>5013355
actually I think that's 74kcal = 74,000. I'd really doubt if those buns have anything UNDER a thousand calories.

But fuck me, they're delicious.

[Anonymous No.5014797]

>>5014172
In truth, Calories are kilocalories. Only calories aren't. It's just an absurd fact about how English.

[Anonymous No.5014870]

>>5011035
>Most of them will go through high school with only having to write 1-2 short essays.

That actually sounds pretty okay to me.

[Anonymous No.5014889]

>>5014870
I hate writing. I concur with the force of 1000 suns

[Anonymous No.5014900]

>>5014870
>tfw hate doing essays
>went into science classes to avoid writing
>end up having to spend 10x as long writing huge technical reports that follow an absurdly strict format

I honestly would've had to write less, or at least be given more leeway, if I'd majored in English.

[Anonymous No.5014959]

>>5014172
If those buns were 74000 (nutritional) calories they'd be an incredible survival food.

[Anonymous No.5014979]

>>5014959
>1 lb of fat = 3500 kcals
>eat one bun
>gain 21 lbs overnight

[Anonymous No.5014992]

>>5013280
>school
>good education

[Anonymous No.5015001]

>>5014979

>Over 20lbs of pussy and ass cake!

[Anonymous No.5015002]

>>5014979
If you did that you'd probably just straight up die. I highly doubt a body could accomodate that many calories without getting violently ill or just shutting down completely.

[Anonymous No.5015034]

>>5011017
Because speaking English is viewed as unjapanese so the worst their English, the cooler they appear.

[Anonymous No.5015049]

>>5015034

true. it's patriotic to fail english.

getting an A = shamefur dispray

[Anonymous No.5015058]

>>5009121
dem cheese and ham "fuwa fuwa" rolls

[Anonymous No.5015064]

>>5014959
I think you might want to brush up on your scientific vocabulary...

>calorie: A unit of heat, equivalent to the amount of energy required to raise one gram of water one degree celsius

>Kilocalorie: One thousand calories, the unit in which most foods are labeled under, however commonly and erroneously abbreviated to "calorie"

[Anonymous No.5015079]

>>5014959
They have 74000 calories, but only 74 Calories.

[Anonymous No.5015737]

>mfw half the people in this thread can't form a sentence

[Anonymous No.5015780]

>>5014959
Your mom's buns are incredible survival food.

[Anonymous No.5016067]

>>5015079
>>5015064
Which is why I said 'nutritional' calories. When people talk about calories they normally mean kcal. So if the buns had 74000kcal they'd be a survival food.

[Anonymous No.5016069]

>>5015780
#REKT

[Anonymous No.5016083]

>>5015737
>eating a block of cheese
jesus

[Anonymous No.5016085]

>>5016083
>never seeing that ancient pic before

welcome to the internet anon

[Anonymous No.5017248]

>>5015737

Bitch I just got done with a 10 year sentence ain't no fuckin way am goin back.