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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Dinner, /ck/, you?

Popeye's Popcorn Shrimp, Cajun Fries, and Bayou Buffalo sauce.

Shit is so fucking delicious and cost me 3.99 and I got a soda, too. Diet of course.

I bet you fat losers were either slaving away in a kitchen, burning eggs, adding too much Nutmeg, Pepper, or Oregano and making your refined meal taste like utter ass, as you choke it down and salt it with your tears, as you have failed yet again, representing the failure you are as a human being.

Or you had your mom's "homecooked" meatloaf, which was burnt to a crisp, covered in ketchup, and then eaten on a day old Baguette that she got at Walmart.

You are so refined.

I'm saving time and money, while you're wasting away trying to convince yourself that you are an actual "cook", and justify your meaningless existence by cooking far more than you need, and then stuffing it in your adipose filled fat fucking face.

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>>5002411
>I'm going to make /ck/ so mad with this rant!
>I'm making soooo many people mad

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>>5002425

I bet you don't even have a Popeye's in your area. I bet you don't even have 3.99 to get a meal.

Amazing. Absolutely astounding. This is the best post on the entire interent. It is completely pertinent and totally relevant.

Euthanasia. It's an ever increasing option. Consider it.

>> No.5002438

fuck yea mah nigger Bleak. New favorite tripfag on 4chan, you beat out Progun.

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>>5002434

Nice self portrait. Did you happen to get one with your mom and your weekly trip to Sam's Club? I'm sure she purchased bulk rice and corn dogs and promptly burned them both. Then cut the corn dogs up in the rice, and called it "Corndog Casserole". Served with a side of Frozen French Fries, heated in the microwave, then slathered with Mayo and Mustard. "Mama's Potato Salad" It's a HIT at the trailer park Thanksgiving gathering.

You're cooking now, bro!

>> No.5002467

>>5002455
hahah this is ck not /b go home troll man

>> No.5002470

>>5002467

bleak trolls a plethora of boards

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>>5002470

There's no other way.

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>>5002411
ur a faget

>> No.5002528

>>5002501

Not according to your mom, who's balls I dunked in her ass last night.