/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4983682]

Yesterday I went into 7-11 and got a Big Bite Hot Dog and filled it full of onions, jalepanos, chili, and pico de galo at the toppings area.

When I was in the checkout line and paying for it, the female clerk kept looking at me, like she was looking THROUGH me. I tried ignoring it at first but she literally stared at me directly for a 10 second period without breaking eye contact. This freaked the hell out of me so much that I dropped the hot dog and the toppings spilled all over the floor. I then turned around and immediately ran out the door and jumped in my car, backed it up, and peeled out of the parking lot and as I left I looked back and noticed some very black skid marks I left from peeling out.

I guess I can never go back to that 7-Eleven again. But the clerk was some kind of psycho.

Anyone else have any fast food freak out stories?

[Anonymous No.4983685]

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

[Anonymous No.4983696]

>>4983685
cool story bro

[Anonymous No.4983697]

>>4983685
cool nice tumblr post

[Anonymous No.4983702]

[Anonymous No.4983707]

>>4983685
I don't get it. Did that embarrass you? That person probably doesn't work there anymore.

[Anonymous No.4983708]

>>4983702
haha good comic

[Anonymous No.4983714]

>>4983707
were you stoned or something?

[Anonymous No.4983724]

>>4983714
i was feeling cray cray

[Anonymous No.4983725]

>>4983707
>I don't get it

That's because you don't have crippling social anxiety

[FreyaAbram No.4983740]

my parents in law just got Audi TT RS Coupe by working parttime online... view it Blue48. C om

[Anonymous No.4983743]

>>4983725
or because he is not stoned off his ass and going to fast food joints high and having paranoid freak outs

[Anonymous No.4983748]

>>4983685

[Anonymous No.4983762]

>>4983682

I POSTED IT AGAIN!!111!!!11!!!11111

[Anonymous No.4983767]

>>4983762
Fatty McAutism threads?

[Anonymous No.4983775]

>>4983767
no, 7-11 marketing
https://fuuka.warosu.org/ck/?task=search2&search_filename=7%20Eleven%20Hotdogs.jpg

[Anonymous No.4983782]

This thread reminded me of the time I went to a fast food burger place and ordered:

>I want one (burger name here)
>She replies "Do you want the combo or just the burger?"
>I repeat, I want one (burger name here).
>She repeats "Do you want the combo or just the burger?"
>I explain that I have made no fucking mention of any combo, and I am clearly ordering a solitary burger but am "now cancelling that order because fuck you".

Walked out. Never been back.
Was drunk, feeling big and tough, lol.

Other place:

>Order burger
>"Do you want cheese with that?"
>...What?
>"Do you want cheese with this burger?"
>Who said anything about cheese? If I wanted you to add something, I'd ask for it.

Drive off. Have been back since they never saw me to be able to target for food tampering upon return.
Why the fuck should they ask if I want something added? I'm sure there's a list of like 10 things that could be added, so what... do I sit there saying "no" as they run down the list of possible things to fucking add? Fuck everyone. Oh right, let's go to Chik-fil-gay for instance and order a chicken sandwich, then they can lay it out

>do you want ketchup added?
>no
>do you want mustard added?
>NO
>do you want cheese added?
>GO FUCK YOURSELF, BITCH.

Taco Bell. lol.

>drive up
>hi how are you doing today?
>...uh, right. I'll have a number blah blah etc.

You want to have a fucking conversation about how I'm doing as I sit here at the drive through menu? DIE BITCH.

[maxil !JTZELpuwqU No.4983785]

>walked into a 7-11
>got a hot dog
>had this reaction

[Anonymous No.4983786]

>>4983782
>people doing their jobs

They are fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.4983788]

>>4983782
I'm sorry for your autism.

[Anonymous No.4983794]

>>4983788
I think of it as a gift.

[Anonymous No.4983820]

>>4983782
This is why we need machines who take our food orders and we simply type in EXACTLY WHAT WE FUCKING WANT on our food.

GODDAMN I HATE HUMANITY!!!!

[Anonymous No.4983828]

>Neets and their first encounters with real people and women.
>can't deal with upselling
>can't manipulate these minimum wagers

do people have fun anymore?

[Anonymous No.4983830]

>>4983820
You'll turn 19 soon enough and realize it's not so bad.

[Anonymous No.4983832]

>>4983828
>do people have fun anymore?

we have fun by trolling feminists at their blogs and trolling them on 4chan too and engineering massive 4chan raids on their feminist blogs.

[Anonymous No.4983833]

>>4983830
I turned 29 a couple of months ago.

[Anonymous No.4983838]

>>4983833
Then it sounds like you have some growing up to do brah.

[Anonymous No.4983847]

>>4983838
Nope. The problem is that the world is not advanced enough for a highly enlightened person like me.

I'm just sitting here, waiting for the world to catch up to my level. Unforatunely it will never happen. Thus, I hope World War 3 happens and billions of people get killed.

There are too many useless eaters on this planet.

holy shit i am on /ck/, not /pol/

[Anonymous No.4983849]

>>4983847
I can't tell if you're being serious or not.

[Anonymous No.4983854]

>>4983849
I am a god who came down to this planet from the heavens.

Unfortunately, looks like I came a couple of centuries too soon.

Should I an hero so that I can go back to heaven?

[Anonymous No.4983855]

>>4983854
Yes.

[Anonymous No.4983861]

>was 16 years old
>had just smoked weed for the third or fourth time, most I've ever smoked up to that point
>real REAL fucking high, I can't even get that stoned anymore
>me and four friends walk to this seafood and burger place, sit outside
>probably obviously stoned, but maintaining composure
>feeling awesome
>time to order food, waiter comes around and takes our orders
>when she gets to the last guy he says "I uhh, I'd like the third pounder burger please
>I immediately spew out my drink and start laughing harder than I ever had
>waitress is like "the fuck?"
>me: DUED, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A THIRD POUNDER
>friend: "you ass hat, its right here on the menu, LOOK."
>sure enough third pounder is a real thing. Mind is blown
>waiter walks off laughing
>friend: "you jackass, now they know we're all fucking baked. Good job shithead.
>this is now the first time I've experienced weed paranoia, I'm in a full blown terror.
>"oh shit oh shit, they KNOW. THEY KNOW"
>start freaking the fuck out about how they are all back there talking about us and are going to call the police
>run away from restaurant back to my car and sit in it with the engine turned off, looking shady as fuck and scared
>neighbors walking the dog and jogging are passing by all looking at me
>"THEY THINK I'M A CRIMINAL. Wait. I AM A CRIMINAL. THEY'RE CALLING THE POLICE"
>get out of car, run to friends backyard and hide in the bushes til they walk back
>they eventually wander back
>"Anon, you're a funny guy. Here, we brought you your food to go. We talked to the waitress about it, she thinks its the funniest thing she's seen and that you're a QT. Everyone there smokes dude"
>start feeling really good again, devour my food and smoke more.

we still have a giggle about this sometimes when I see them.

[Anonymous No.4983863]

>>4983854
No. Stick around and get AIDS.

[Anonymous No.4983875]

>>4983847
>highly enlightened person like me.

You sound like an angsty dumbass.

[Anonymous No.4983876]

>>4983861
This was a shitty story and you sound like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.4983881]

>>4983854

clearly you are a god, because crazy cat ladies have the best snach' and you have chosen the ultimate form

[Anonymous No.4983885]

>>4983861
>being that paranoid
>ever
Damn son. It is okay, I am ure you are much better about it now.

[Anonymous No.4984088]

>>4983847
Lost it.

8999/10

[Anonymous No.4984106]

>>4983861
Reminds me of this one time I was super baked, around the same age, maybe younger, out walking with friends.

Went to a restaurant and looked at the menu. Decided what I wanted to eat. Waitress comes.

"Can I take your order?"
>friends order
"And you, Anon?"

"Uh....I'd like the Grilled Chicken Tacos. The ones that have grilled chicken lightly seasoned with pepper in two tortillas with lettuce, tomato, cilantro and our special house dressing served on a plate with your choice of beans and rice or a salad."
>waitressstare.jpg

>Friends start laughing

>waitress leaves

"LOL Anon wtf is wrong with you?"

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

Haven't thought about that in years and years.

[Anonymous No.4984102]

I just ate some fried chicken.

The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm.

Afterwords, the division manager of Popeye's came up to my table and asked me how the meal was. I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.

He lead me to the back of the Popeye's, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the Popeye's cut large sections from the horse, which was whinnying and screaming in horror. The Popeye's employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.

I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the asshole puckering rhythmically with terror. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect PENIS into the stallion's defenseless asshole. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeye's definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

[Anonymous No.4984123]

>>4984106

She didn't ask if you wanted beans/rice or salad.
I fcking hate these min wage workers. They forget to ask me what kind of drink too til im picking up the food then they ask. WTF. Then they don't even know the deal because they passed off to another worker to finish it. Then the girl asks if the deal I paid for was one or two drinks...I say two...she doesn't trust me so she keeps asking the lady behind her who did the transaction for me.

[Anonymous No.4984127]

>>4984102
I just blew a load of epic proportions.

[Anonymous No.4984133]

>>4984127
lame copypasta makes you cum, eh?

[Anonymous No.4984160]

>>4984123
I honestly can't remember, but the point was that I read not only the "title" of the food, but the entire description of it as well.

I seriously had no idea what was going on. It took all of my focus, and I was reading directly off of the menu, leaning in closely like an old man reading a newspaper out loud to himself.

[Anonymous No.4984188]

>>4984102
Ahh, /b/ circa 2006.
(note the capitalized PENIS)

[Anonymous No.4984210]

>>4983885
Yea I've gotten it under control now, I don't know why I panicked like that. I think it was because I wasn't used to smoking and had smoked a massive amount a little earlier, alot for me even today. Back when I first started when I'd smoke like that it was sort of like being on a medium strength psychedelic trip.

[Anonymous No.4984216]

>>4984102
old /b/, why are you on my /ck/?

[Anonymous No.4984304]

>>4983861
LOL! I KNOW THAT FEEL /B/RO!

One time I was high with 2 other guys and we were at some fucking restaurant like Applebees, I think, and the dude's 4 fucking girlfriends show up and sit down. We're all high and I am experiencing full blown mind paranoia, oh god these girls know we are all HIGH

Then we all leave. Then again, now that I think about it, we all acted pretty NORMAL and just didn't talk a whole lot.

Imagine that- weed makes you so paranoid that you act NORMAL while you are high. I guess when you are NOT HIGH you act like a goofy doofus

[Anonymous No.4984307]

>>4984102
cool story faggot

[Anonymous No.4984322]

>>4984304
Weed makes me quieter and more reserved than I am to begin with. I don't like using it at home alone because sometimes I get weirded out or vividly imagine a killer breaking my door down. It's OK at parties and in social gatherings, depending on my mood though I might end up slinking into a corner or a nice conversation with a familiar face rather than socialize.

The only time I really like it anymore is smoking up before a movie, concert, or some kind of performance. It really enhances shows and entertainment for me. I'm more of a boozer than a smoker most of the time though. I can act completely normal under influence of either.

[Anonymous No.4984339]

>Be taking acid like 8 years ago
>Was a hippy retard for a while and was into acid and shit.
>Decide to go to McDs as I feel okay, it's barely kicked in yet and McDs is just down the street.
>Huge ass fucking line, at least 30 people.
>Pass the time by playing snake on my phone.
>I get to the counter and look up from my phone to see Ronald McDonald standing there in the flesh.
>Think that I must be tripping balls at this point and start getting really paranoid and nervous.
>Startled into speaking by him saying "Your order sir?" For the third time.
>I had probably been standing there for 45 seconds just staring at him
>"Ummm.....yeah.....Can I get a Big Mac?
>He rings me up and I give him ten and just walk out because I'm kinda panicking.
>MFW there was actually a fucking guy dressed as Ronald fucking Mcdonald there that day.
>MFW a girl at a party recognised me as the guy who scared the shit out of the Corporate Mascot guy, when she was working there.

[Anonymous No.4984368]

>>4984133
you know it /b/rother!!!

[Anonymous No.4984406]

>>4983782
You should really get something to help with that autism

[Anonymous No.4984429]

>>4984322
when i smoke, it makes me think that government is spying on me thru the wall and that UFOs are flying over my house and trying to communicate telepathic messages to me.

Hence, why I do not smoke weed anymore.

[Anonymous No.4984431]

>>4984429
smoking makes me think that I am a failure, that everyone thinks I'm strange, and general bad vibes.

why I quit

[Anonymous No.4984463]

>>4984431
Smoking intensifies what you were thinking to begin with. Are you a strange awkward failure? Maybe you should smoke some more and try to change and improve yourself. Its helped me overcome some things like that. I used to be really socially inept and awkward and didn't realize it until I got high around a bunch of people. It really sucked, but I realized how I was acting and fixed it. For the most part. After not smoking for a year I smoked earlier this year and realized that I'd been rationalizing being 80 pounds overweight and that my apartment was in shambles. I'd moved in over a year ago and still hadn't unpacked and organized everything. It was pure hell seeing myself and my surroundings for what they really were.

I've definitely fixed both of those things. I wonder what happens next time I smoke. Maybe I'll quit smoking cigarettes and drinking so much.

[Anonymous No.4984476]

>>4984431
>smoking makes me think that I am a failure, that everyone thinks I'm strange, and general bad vibes.

yea, that too. but that coupled with the intense paranoia that govts and UFOs are spying on me is too just too much to handle.

[Anonymous No.4984480]

>>4984463
>Smoking intensifies what you were thinking to begin with.

Does that mean that the government and UFOs really ARE spying on me?

[Anonymous No.4984486]

>>4984429
Schizophrenia incoming

[Anonymous No.4984496]

>>4984480
I was about to call you a paranoid faggot, but now that I think about it........yea. The government is definitely spying on all of us and I do believe that our planet is being monitored unknowingly by some form of alien species. The latter is up in the air, but I'm pretty sure something has found us by now and is just watching from afar. And the government doesn't give a fuck about you.

I wouldn't worry so much though. Neither of them care about you in particular unless you are notable.

[Anonymous No.4984501]

>>4984496
>Neither of them care about you in particular unless you are notable.

Maybe I am notable. After all, I am one of the most intelligent and spiritually advanced people on the planet. I guess it makes sense that the demoniac aliens would be monitoring me and trying to influence me.

[Anonymous No.4984518]

>>4984501
Says the man posting in a 7-11 hotdog thread.

[Anonymous No.4984523]

>>4984518
We are all GODS.

[Anonymous No.4984527]

>>4983785
oh god, what is gaga doing now, fucking kermit?

[Anonymous No.4984638]

>>4984431
I have reallly bad issues with Vertigo, two years ago I fell down a flight of stairs and broke the fuck out of my arms. So whenever I smoke, I get paranoid about falling at a weird angle and breaking bones and shit. I usually end up just laying on the floor or bed.

[Anonymous No.4984694]

I have lost count of how many times I have walked out of a place or driven away from a food joint hungry just because I didn't like the 'vibe' (for lack of a better word) that I got from the order taker. If I roll up to a order window and the order taker has a thick accent or sounds too perky or like they don't give a shit, I drive off. Fuck it. I'll go hungry or go home and make a sandwich.
Bad feelings and food don't go together.

[Anonymous No.4984764]

in high school i used to get high/do drugs and hang out at places like steak n shake and the various 24 hr truck stoos in my town. so many good memories

now im sitting at home on a friday night drinkig generic whiskey with a frozen pizza (inb4 totinos) in my oven

[Anonymous No.4984767]

Le viral marketing shitposting face

[Anonymous No.4984771]

>>4983861
>she thinks its the funniest thing she's seen and that you're a QT

this part ruined the story hope it's made up

[Anonymous No.4984773]

>>4984694
Damn dawg, even I ain't that sensitive. I'm usually so hungry, I don't give a shit what the food taker's attidude is. I just tell him my fucking order, which is usually Two Big Macs, no cheese and no sauce, and then sit down and eat it in the fast food joint itself.

[Anonymous No.4984824]

Anti-freakout incoming:

Went to Jack in the Box to get some extreme sausage sandwiches. Waited for busy crew member to take my order. She asks what I want, I tell her, "two extreme sausage sandwiches and a breakfast platter". She says "ok, anything else?" I say "no", she gives me the total, I get my wallet out and she says "Ooh! What is that smell? You smell good!" Told her it was just my old spice, the kind from the spray bottle, not the metal can thing, and she says "Well I know what I'm goin' to the store to get! Not many people smell good, but you smell nice."

I usually get told I smell good, but generally by coworkers or friends, not random fast food employees.

She was a black girl too. 7/10 not too bad at all.

[Anonymous No.4984899]

>>4984824
Black women are sexy as fuck. You should have gotten her number, she probably wanted your white cock inside her.

I avoid white women like the plague. But Asian women and brown women and black women are all very sexy.

[Anonymous No.4985052]

>>4984899
You should eat a Big Mac out of her ass next time.

[Anonymous No.4985061]

Yo OP,

same thing happened to me tonight. I was in line and when it was my turn I asked for the 2 for 1 Big Bite special. The girl at the counter, she looked like a MILF from Morroco or some other North African country, just looked at me. She stared at me for a good 30 seconds to 2 minutes before I just said never mind, "I'll just have these chips (some kind of Mexican Rolled up doritos)

I ran out the store and headed back to my car, for some reason my brakes were not functioning, but I got home by driving carefully.

be safe, my friend

[Anonymous No.4985062]

>>4985061
she was probably Indian, most 7-Elevens are owned by Indians.

So did she not speak English or something? Or were you just high out of your mind and paranoid?

Either way, you should have gotten her number and fucked her. Indian/Arab women are the hottest bitches on earth.

[Anonymous No.4985067]

>>4985062
Nah I know Indians, around these parts we get North Africans. (morroco,libya, western sahara etc..)

They basically look like hispanics/middle easterns but they're "Ay-rabs". I think she's married so I never thought of hitting on her. I haven't done drugs in years but I have LSD flashbacks from time to time, pretty sure tonight was one.

[Anonymous No.4985073]

>>4985067
LOL LSD flashbacks! I did LSD but I only had a flashback when I was hanging around the guy I took it with. He was like a trigger I guess, I otherwise never had flashbacks.

North African women are pretty fucking sexy. Who gives a shit if she's married? She's probably married to some faggot Arab and is desperate for white cock. She's probably fuck you without you having to put in much effort at all.

Go back tonight and get her number, dawg. Or at least wait until she is alone and there are no other co-workers (her relatives) and then hit her up for her number and make plans to meet her somewhere sometime.

Then ram your cock into her and make her SCREAM in heavenly orgasmic BLISS!

[Anonymous No.4985074]

>>4983782
As someone who worked in fast food, employees are trained to ask you shit like that. The worst thing you can do is assume someone does or doesn't want something, because if they don't get what they want there will be hell to pay for it.

They ask you if you want the combo, they ask you if you want cheese or mustard or whatever, because somebody in the past didn't get cheese or ketchup or got just a burger instead of a combo when they were supposed to, and raised a fucking shitstorm over it. So employees ASK and VERIFY to make sure fucking sperglords like you get what they want because they WANT you to get what you want, so you COME BACK and GIVE THEM MONEY.

[Anonymous No.4985090]

>>4983782
autist detected

[Anonymous No.4985092]

I went to a steakhouse and when we were being seated (me and my gf) the girl said "enjoy your dinner" and I said "you too". I like to think in some way that I subconsciously did it on purpose.

At least my gf didn't hear me, but I did have to walk by the hostess on the way out.

[Anonymous No.4985096]

>>4983682
She wanted the dick. Why didn't you give her the dick?

[Anonymous No.4985099]

>>4985096
You're right. I'll go back there tonight, jump over the counter, and fuck her right on the hamburger grill.

[Anonymous No.4985168]

>>4983682
no you didn't

[Anonymous No.4985170]

>>4985092
y-you too!

I do this as well, or
me: hey how's it goin?
them: yeh u how are you?
me: im good how are you?
them: ...

[Anonymous No.4985173]

>>4983782
WOW you are a serious McFaggot. It's called business 101 and you should not be allowed to function in society clearly

[Op the fggt No.4985293]

Not a restaurant but, today I went grocery shopping and as I was walking around the same stock boy came up to me in four different isles /areas and kept asking me how I was doing. At first I was just in his way and moved, so he made conversation but then he started looking into my cart and he followed me around and tried to restart the same conversation . After I checked out he tried to help me out to my car so, I booked it . It was very uncomfortable and I hated every minute of it.

[Anonymous No.4985297]

I hate it when the serving staff come up and go "ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR MEAL?". It's annoying if you're by yourself because you want to be left alone to eat and read the paper or whatever and it's annoying if you're with someone because they're interrupting your conversation. If there's a problem I'll complain.

[Anonymous No.4985303]

>>4985293
Are you black by any chance? I used to work at a grocery store around here and we were supposed to follow black customers to make sure they' weren't stealing.

[Anonymous No.4985304]

I was sitting in a cafe once with some coffee and the serving guy came up to be asking if I was a student and what book I was reading. I guess he was trying to be polite but I don't go to cafes to talk with the staff, I go to eat or drink something.

[Op the fggt No.4985309]

>>4985303
No. I'm a white redhead. Not ginger, redhead.

[Anonymous No.4985311]

>>4985293
what the hell? was that guy gay or something?

[Anonymous No.4985317]

>>4983782
2/10
made me reply

[Op the fggt No.4985320]

>>4985311
...I'm female...

[Anonymous No.4985323]

>>4985309
oh, well the dude was probably just stalking you, not company policy.

I bet ur sexy girl ;)

[Anonymous No.4985326]

>>4985320
I'm sure he was just trying to put more vitamin D in you

[Anonymous No.4985329]

>>4985320
>I guess I'll say it
TITS OR GTFO

[Op the fggt No.4985332]

>>4984824
From previous experiences, I'm sure it's a black person thing to compliment smell. I've never gotten it from anyone but a black woman.
>>4985092
I feel like that happens a lot more than you think.
>>4985329
This isn't /b/. You're on a cooking board. Get over yourself , don't turn this thread to shit.

[Anonymous No.4985338]

>>4985332
GTFO

[Anonymous No.4985345]

>>4985320
ah thats what i thought. so u dont like getting hit on while ordering a Big Mac?

[Anonymous No.4985347]

>>4985332
fuck you, you feminist scum.

[Anonymous No.4985348]

>>4985092
My girlfriend looks like she's 15 despite being 20, because of how short she is and because she has a babyface. I, on the other hand, look like I'm in my mid 30's despite being 25 because fuck my family genetics.

I went to Applebees with her once for a casual meal, and this pimpleface teen presumably on a summer job was there eying my girlfriend the whole time. He took our orders and would always put more emphasis on her ("What would this lovely lady like to drink on this fine evening?...Wonderful, and you, man?")

It was all pretty subtle so I never called him out on it since it could pass off as just being overly polite to a girl. My girlfriend was giggling at me seeming jealous though, so that was pretty cute. Then the dude comes to check on our food to ask us if everything is okay...
>"How are you two enjoying your meal?"
>Generic "it's good" response so he knows he's not of need at the moment
>"Good, good...but why is such a beautiful lady such as yourself not dining with your boyfriend on this romantic Friday night? Are you perhaps single?"
>...

We both just laugh, and he gives a nervous laugh with us. Then my girlfriend realizes what was going on and tugged his chain a bit.

>I have a thing for incest and my father has been lonely since our mom passed away, so I guess I am dining with my boyfriend?

The dude has the most nervous look on his face and isn't sure how to respond so says something like "Oh, I see...Ah, your wine is running low, would you like a refill?" and quickly speed off, never to make contact with us again for the night. He even got someone else to drop off the bill to us.

Kinda reverse-spaghetti story.

[Anonymous No.4985366]

>>4983782
>lol

go die

[Anonymous No.4985373]

>>4985366
lol

[Anonymous No.4985407]

I fucking SWEAR I've seen threads similar to this one before. The same picture, the same emphasis on the toppings area, the same misdirection. Who would fucking market a picture that looks like THAT?

[Anonymous No.4985423]

>>4985407
The shit comes up constantly. It's either a marketing intern who is REALLY bad at their job, or a fairly well done troll.

[Anonymous No.4985427]

>>4985348
You got wine at Applebees?

[Anonymous No.4985480]

>>4983725
Right, I just have bipolar disorder NOS and borderline personality disorder, no big deal.

[Anonymous No.4985485]

>>4985480
Of course you do, snowflake

[Anonymous No.4985497]

>>4985485
I know, they're not trendy to have like "being so awkward omg" more like no one wants to be around you and you can't really blame them.

[Anonymous No.4985627]

>>4985427
Why not? It's not like you're expecting anything grand from their wine selection.

[Anonymous No.4985728]

>>4985366
Using the internet must be a really painful thing for you.

[Anonymous No.4985732]

>>4983682
>ITT: OP fails at trying to be Fatty McAutism

There can only be one.

[Anonymous No.4986155]

>>4983847
>highly enlightened person like me

*tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.4986215]

>>4985320
That's happened to me before. It was at this Publix grocery store that I had been going to all my life. As soon as I turned 18 he started doing it... I stopped going to that store entirely.

[Anonymous No.4986226]

>>4985348
cool story faggot

[Anonymous No.4986231]

>>4985423
>or a fairly well done troll.

OP here. Thank you, thank you!

[Op the fggt No.4986265]

>>4986215
I'm just so stupid when it comes to guys hitting on me. I thought he was seriously scrutinizing my frozen berry choice until I realized I wasn't wearing my ring.
>I even told the Mr. to come with me to the store.
I'm not safe. Anywhere. Ever. I'm never leaving my apartment again.
Also. Those berries are delicious.

[Anonymous No.4986286]

>>4986265
>I AM SO ATTRACTIVE
>GUYS WONT STOP HITTING ON ME
>I CAN'T INTO SOCIAL SITUATIONS
>EVEN AT A DRIVE THRU
>PRAISE ME INTERNET!

[Anonymous No.4986293]

>>4986265
nope, you are an ugly fat bitch and the only reason men give you attention is because men in America are such pathetic betas.

In Europe, men would spit on a trashy american whore like you.

[Anonymous No.4986295]

>>4986265
Good. How about finishing your interaction moratorium by killing yourself?

[Op the fggt No.4986315]

Will admit, awful wording choice. Didn't mean to come out like an attention whore. After an awkward interaction such as that I feel taxed of all human interaction and don't want to leave home. It was awkward as fuck and my social anxiety kicked in to the max.
>>4986286
Where are you getting the idea of a drive thru? this was never at a drive thru. It was a guy following me around walmart.

[Anonymous No.4986336]

Few months ago I was at a food store where you take the food out from behind some glass and take it up to the counter and they heat it up for you.
I was feeling anxious this day and went up to the counter with some burrito thing, I thought it was just a wrap and could be eaten raw, after I payed for it I awkwardly snatched the burrito thing out of the hands of the pretty girl working the counter and did a nervous walk back to my car to eat it.
When I was eating it I realized it was full of raw bacon and hard cheese and needed to be cooked before consumption.

[Anonymous No.4986337]

>>4986315
Why dont you lose the lame trip then?

[Anonymous No.4986351]

> new city, new job and restsuarant between home and work
> go to breakfast joint every Monday
> get the same thing everytime
> almost go a full year with the same qt waitress
> get fired from job
> weekend wasted binge drinking and weed
> stoner paranoia about Monday morning breakfast
> convince myself to go
> she points out I'm late
> state at the menu for 20 minutes
> asks me if I'd like to try something new
> uuuuh... sure
> immediately regret not ordering usual
> build a small house out of creamers
> go to bathroom
> house is now a pyramid and more creamers are on the table
> notice 4 cops having breakfast too high for that shit
> dissamble pyramid and build a creamer small town
> waitress is bringing my food down the aisle realize something new is there I didn't really want
> she sets it in the middle of my shanty
> it is my usual
> so confused and happy
> tells me I didn't look like a could handle something different
> tell her I love her
> eat in bliss
> get bill 0 balance and her phone number telling me to call after I had some sleep