/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4973411]

Are there any beers that actually taste good? I feel like they intentionally made them taste awful, but I feel like an autist when I can't down them.

[Anonymous No.4973418]

Natty Ice, bro! In fact, my bros and I are having an Gamecube party and Family Guy marathon. Gonna be rocking the new Jack Johnson album too. Why don't you come chill with us, bro?

Oh by the way, I like to take my pants off when I play Gamecube.

[Anonymous No.4973465]

Fosters, mate! In fact, my mates and I are having an Austraili party and kangaroo marathon. Gonna be rocking the new Gotye album too. Why don't you come chill with us, bro?

Oh by the way, I like to take my pants off when I play kangaroo.

[Anonymous No.4973485]

Olde English, nigga! In fact, my niggas and I are having an Block party and basketball marathon. Gonna be rocking the new Trap album too. Why don't you come chill with us, nigga?

Oh by the way, I like to take my pants off when I play basketball.

[Anonymous No.4973500]

PBR, bro! In fact, my bros and I are having a Sriracha party and Godard marathon. Gonna be rocking the new Lady Gaga album too. Why don't you come chill with us, bro?

Oh by the way, I like to take my pants off when I play Godard.

[Anonymous No.4973503]

Corona, ese! In fact, my homies and I are having an Carne Asada party and lowrider marathon. Gonna be rocking the new Mr. Capone-E album too. Why don't you come chill with us, ese?

Oh by the way, I like to take my pants off when I play lowrider.

[Anonymous No.4973514]

Miller Light , bro! In fact, my bros and I are having a Wii party and Mindy Project marathon. Gonna be rocking the new Kelly Clarkson album too. Why don't you come chill with us, bro?

Oh by the way, I like to take my pants off when I play Wii.

[Anonymous No.4973515]

>>4973411

Not really, but you get used to it pretty quick. It's like when you stop smoking for a week, you have a cigarette and go "man, this stuff is disgusting" as you exhale the first puff, you can feel your skin flushing, slowly becoming green from the bad blood circulation. It tastes like a bingo stadium ashtray. You start to stumble as the nicotine takes effect, and you continue smoking all the while. You know it's gross, you know it's disgusting, you know it stinks, you know it sucks when you pass someone who smokes on the street, but you just go on smoking.

such is life.

[Anonymous No.4973519]

>>4973411
>>4973418
>>4973465
>>4973485
>>4973500
>>4973503

[Anonymous No.4973520]

Lone Star, partner! In fact, my buds and I are having an Cowboy party and wrangling marathon. Gonna be rocking the new Willie Nelson album too. Why don't you come chill with us, partner?

Oh by the way, I like to take my pants off when I play wrangling.

[Anonymous No.4973524]

>>4973418
>Gamecube party
>tfw you'll never have another Smash Brothers Melee party with your bros
Growing up sucks, man.

[Anonymous No.4973531]

Blue Moon, my liberated goddess! In fact, my womyn friends and I are having a semiotics party and privilege checking marathon. Gonna be rocking the new Uh Huh Her album too. Why don't you come dismantle the patriarchy with us, sistren?

Oh by the way, I like to take my pants off when I check my privilege.

[Anonymous No.4973532]

Bud Lite, dude! In fact, my dudes and I are having an MERICUH party and Football marathon. Gonna be rocking the new Muse album too. Why don't you come chill with us, dude?

Oh by the way, I like to take my pants off when I play football.

[Anonymous No.4973534]

Pabst Blue Ribbon, sheeple! My fellow activists and I are having a PETA protest and Daily Show marathon. Gonna be rocking the new Bono album too. Why don't you come fight the power with us, conformist?

Oh by the way, I like to take my pants off while protesting.

[Anonymous No.4973537]

Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout, my good sir! My squires and I are having a fedora decorating party and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic marathon. Gonna be rocking some traditional Celtic dance tunes too. Why don't you come chill with us, good sir?

Oh by the way, the only time I remove my fedora is when I decorate it.

[Anonymous No.4973541]

>>4973534
ya blew it

[Anonymous No.4973548]

>>4973418
10/10
>>4973465
2/10
>>4973485
4/10
>>4973500
0/10
>>4973503
7/10
>>4973514
5/10
>>4973515
faggot
>>4973520
8/10
>>4973531
9/10
>>4973532
2/10
>>4973534
4/10
>>4973537
8/10

[Anonymous No.4973574]

You might like "Oktoberfest style" beers, since they tend to be sweeter and have less bitter hops taste.

Of course, it's another another year until that's back.

[Anonymous No.4973588]

>>4973574
That feel when one more year.

[Anonymous No.4973702]

>>4973531
I like blue moon though...

[Anonymous No.4973918]

Try the czech original budweiser, not the american pisswasser

[Anonymous No.4973975]

>>4973918
I wanna try that so bad, but am sadly Amerifag

[Anonymous No.4973988]

>>4973975
They are disappointing. Not worth pining for.

[Anonymous No.4974000]

>>4973975
You can get it in America, brah. Just have to go to a specialty store.

[Anonymous No.4974028]

>>4973988
ok

[Anonymous No.4974443]

This fucking thread.