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>your doctor tells you that you just got a condition and if you ever eat mayo ever again, you will be dead within 3 hours of injestion.

how fucked is your sandwich and salad outlook?

>> No.4973376

I think I could live. I am not much of a sandwich man.

But I am really really going to miss tuna fish.

Now cheese on the other hand. If I could never eat cheese again I would commit suicide by block of cheddar after three days.

>> No.4973377

Thread in 12 posts: FUCKING PIGFAT AMERICANS WOULD DIE OF STARVATION LOLOLOL

>> No.4973380

I make most salads without mayo and usually don't have any on hand because of that one time I was at a friends, ate some salad with mayo, started to puke around midnight but couldn't get to a toilet due to being accommodated in a part of the house where they didn't have a toilet and the main door being locked at night. I eventually had to drink out of a rain barrel to avoid throatburn.
Anyway, I make a great smoked chicken salad that would be gone, as well as one with cauliflower, but otherwise, who cares? I never understood how people could use so damn much mayo anyway.

>> No.4973379

I only use it for tuna and BLTs. Half the time I sub avocado anyways so I am A-OK

>> No.4973382

>>4973377
hey fuck you. faggot Frenchies are fatter and eat more mayo, even on their french fries at mcdonalds... no one says anything about that.

>> No.4973383

>>4973382
It's a prediction of the thread, not my view, calm yourself.

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4973384

I'd just switch to sandwich spread.

>> No.4973391

>>4973384
you have no honor.
The honorable choices:
1) an hero on one last tasty sandwich
2) eat them dry for the rest of your life

>> No.4973393

>>4973384
>I'm allergic to water, but if I drink juice then it's okay.

>> No.4973394

I hate mayo, so I'm good.

>> No.4973398

FUCKING PIGFAT AMERICANS WOULD DIE OF STARVATION LOLOLOL

Yeah but no it would kind of suck whenever I wanted an eggs in a basket sandwich but otherwise I think ill be okay.
People put mayo in salads?

>> No.4973399

Not really fucked up on salad or sandwich side, i can just replace mayo based dressing'n stuff with something else. And when ordering take-away caesar-salad from my local convenience store just gotta say to not put any caesar-sauce on it.

Pizza on the other hand...there's this god fucking awesome pizzaplace that has "house sauce" that has quite bit mayo on it which they splatter on almost every pizza on their list so it looks like someon just came on it. Fucking awesome man but fuck it would suck not to be able to eat it anymore.

>> No.4973403

>>4973398
>People put mayo in salads?

It's a base for a lot of dressings.

>> No.4973405

>>4973398
I think he means stuff like macaroni salad and tuna salad.

>> No.4973409

>>4973403
Huh.
Guess that makes sense when I think about it. I dont eat a whole lot of non-vinaigrette dressings anyways.

>> No.4973486

Maybe it's sacrilege, but I've never had a problem with Miracle Whip. I grew up on it, but I've had real mayo as well and I really don't notice much of a difference.

>> No.4973508

Not at all, mayo is pretty disgusting to me.

>> No.4973509

>>4973372
>if you ever eat mayo ever again, you will be dead within 3 hours of injestion

I'd take that bet.

>> No.4973516

eh, I don't always use mayo on sandwiches. I could just replace it with mustard for extra moisture or something. I would miss macaroni salad and stuff, but I could live without it.

>> No.4973535

OP doesn't know about toum.

>> No.4973538
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4973538

I'm a male therefore this is what I put on my sandwiches.

>> No.4973544

>>4973538
Is that good on PBJs?

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4973549

>>4973538
>colman's
full pleb

>> No.4973557

I the prefer the socialist's sauce, Salad Cream.

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4973597

>>4973549
>Dijon mustard

Do you spread that on your vagina after your sandwich?

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>>4973549
Good stuff

>>4973597
Might not as accessible as cheese whiz I guess.

>> No.4973734

I will cope. I GUESS.

I think I'd ask the doctor if I could get a colostomy bag instead.

>> No.4973770

At this point, my whole entire life would be fucked without mayonnaise.

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4973815

I love Fry/Fancy sauce, so I'd be pretty upset when I eat fries.

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4973998

http://saveourbones.com/osteoporosis-milk-myth/

enjoy your crumbling skeleton milkfags

>> No.4974019

I love that crap, but I could deal with it. I would really miss it on my sandwiches and my bacon potato salad though.

If I had cancer or incurable disease, I'd probably just eat a huge sub sandwich with mayo.

>> No.4974072

>>4973372
I wouldn't care because I can't fucking stand that disgusting shit

>> No.4974109

>>4973372
people really put mayo on sandwiches?
that sounds awful.

>> No.4974154

Pretty fucked, I eat mayo out of the jar sometimes

>> No.4974170

>>4974072
Same here, brother. I despise mayo.

Also, mayo on a salad? I've literally never seen someone do this. Fucking gross.

>> No.4974180

>>4974170
>Also, mayo on a salad? I've literally never seen someone do this. Fucking gross.
I hope you've never had thousand island before

>> No.4974184

>>4974180
Nah, mayne. I prefer Italian.

But even if, I've certainly been around people using Thousand Island. Doesn't bother me. It pales comparison to the thought of someone gooping spoonfuls of mayo onto their salad.

>> No.4974190

>>4973372

>mfw this is the real way to make Americans stop using mayo
>make a bullshit diet trend like gluten-free and veganism

>> No.4974192

I don't like mayo much anyways, mustard works just as well for most things

>> No.4974195

I'll be annoyed since I use mayo on sandwiches, but I could cope.

>> No.4974197

>>4973384

>miracle whip actually has a flavor
>'real' mayonnaise tastes like nothing

mayonnaisefags are retarded

>> No.4974206

>>4974197
>'real' mayonnaise tastes like nothing
0/10

>> No.4974253

no worries, just use avocado, or eggs and olive oil.

>> No.4974263

>>4973549

>> No.4974265

>>4974197
>>4974206
If by 'real' you mean just egg and oil then there is little to no taste.

>> No.4974333

>mayo
>on salad

GOOD GOD WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING

>> No.4974361

>>4974333
Not a green salad, friend.

>> No.4974500

Ain't that big on it so whatever. I'd miss it sometimes though

>> No.4974860

sorry dudes. shit is gross. i'm with...
>>4974184
who the FUCK spoons mayonnaise onto a salad?

>> No.4974872

>>4974184
I'm pretty sure OP meant either mayo based salad dressings or salads that include mayo (macaroni salad, crab salad, potato salad, tuna salad, egg salad etc.), not spooning mayo onto lettuce

>> No.4974880

>>4974872
Not this guy, but...
They do call it salad dressing.
Who does that?

>> No.4974886

>>4974880
>They do call it salad dressing.
I have never heard mayo be referred to as salad dressing. Maybe you're thinking of Miracle Whip.

>> No.4974890

>>4974886
Tomato - tomahto.

Do people really spoon Miracle Whip onto a salad?

>> No.4974892

My fries and my tuna salad are fucked, but I think I'll live.

>> No.4974896

>>4974890
Miracle Whip doesn't taste anything like Mayo, so no, more like tomato - apple.

>> No.4974904

>>4974896
MOTHER FUCKER
Do people put Miracle Whip on a salad?

>> No.4974908

>>4974890
Miracle Whip is an alternative sandwich spread product that was introduced to appeal to the same people who use honey mustard, salad cream, and Italian dressing on sandwiches. This is why it is sold as a "salad dressing" but is stocked with the mayo, mustards, tartar sauce, and horseradish. There are salad dressing recipes out there that use it, but Miracle whip is really unpopular these days.

>> No.4974909

>>4974904
I don't know anyone who eats miracle whip. It does say salad dressing on the jar, however.

>> No.4974916

>>4974909
Then get out of here with your tomato - apple bullshit. You don't know shit, brah.
And yeah, neither do I. But at least I'm asking questions and not being some know-it-all gaylord.

>> No.4974923

>>4974916
Also, I'd like to add, according to your post...
Niggas be addin' mayo to they salads.

Fucking gross, dude.

>> No.4974929

>>4974904
Christ, no! How are you all so confused? Let me break it down real simple like for you:

1. No one in their right mind puts straight mayonnaise onto a green salad.
2. However, some creamy salad dressings such as ranch or thousand island / russian can be mayonnaise-based.
3. Other types of salads, such as potato salad, chicken salad, egg salad, etc. use mayonnaise as a binder and base - the goopy quality of mayonnaise helps these salads from being a crumbly mess.
4. Miracle Whip, essentially imitation mayonnaise, is labeled "salad dressing" because it can't be called mayo, because it isn't. They could call it imitation mayonnaise but who the fuck would buy that.

>> No.4974985

>>4973372

so what are you allergic to because that would only be mayo if it was the case

>> No.4975048

Mayo is gross. It ruins things.

>> No.4975068

>>4973372
Your doctor is a rep for miracle whip.

>> No.4975079

I legitmately can't eat mayo because of a fucked up gallbladder. I've been using greek yogurt as a sub for mayo. Just mix in some lemon juice and dijon and it tastes good.

>> No.4975096

I don't eat much mayo though. I usually use sandwich spread/pesto/whatever sauce goes with the sandwich.

>> No.4975388

You could try guac as a substitute

>> No.4975411

not fucked at all

don't like mayo

>> No.4975435

Haven't had mayo in atleast 2 years. Just use hummus when you want to top a sandwich